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Sammmy

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:6/15/2015
Location:New Hampshire
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3608 total,  4045 ,  437
Comment Thumbs: 1711 total,  2674 ,  963
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:84295
Times Content Favorited:214 times
Total Comments Made:1191
FJ Points:5339
Favorite Tags: is (2)
Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

latest user's comments

#265 - AWW YEAH Energy sword bitches!!! 07/25/2011 on Lottery 0
#264 - **Sammmy rolls 2**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2011 on Lottery 0
User avatar #265 - Sammmy (07/25/2011) [-]
AWW YEAH Energy sword bitches!!!
#380 - Shut up anon, you don't have an opinion, Hoofbrah won't list… 07/25/2011 on awesome dad +1
#208 - I don't have anything against atheists, and I really doubt she… 07/25/2011 on This. +5
#8 - Eh, that's a little over the top. I think what we had before s… 07/24/2011 on Take it, literally +3
#5 - LMAO Yeah, that sounds awesome.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2011 on Take it, literally +3
User avatar #7 - drcaverson (07/24/2011) [-]
Ohhh, next part is you and all of the famous people work together to build a rocket, scenes from the movie Armageddon can be used, then when you land on the moon it'll do a spongebob thing "A few months later"
Then cereal guy would be like why haven't there been any good movies lately
User avatar #8 - Sammmy (07/24/2011) [-]
Eh, that's a little over the top. I think what we had before sounded better.
#3 - Well, if you land on a star you would burn up and die, and car…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2011 on Take it, literally +3
User avatar #4 - drcaverson (07/24/2011) [-]
Starts could also mean famous people, could land in Hollywood, then Morgan Freeman could come help you up and be like, you missed it too eh?
User avatar #5 - Sammmy (07/24/2011) [-]
LMAO Yeah, that sounds awesome.
User avatar #7 - drcaverson (07/24/2011) [-]
Ohhh, next part is you and all of the famous people work together to build a rocket, scenes from the movie Armageddon can be used, then when you land on the moon it'll do a spongebob thing "A few months later"
Then cereal guy would be like why haven't there been any good movies lately
User avatar #8 - Sammmy (07/24/2011) [-]
Eh, that's a little over the top. I think what we had before sounded better.
#1 - Shoot for the moon?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2011 on Take it, literally +3
User avatar #2 - drcaverson (07/24/2011) [-]
And if you miss you'll land among the stars..
That could make a comic, now where do we add the funny
User avatar #3 - Sammmy (07/24/2011) [-]
Well, if you land on a star you would burn up and die, and cartoons dying can be funny.
User avatar #4 - drcaverson (07/24/2011) [-]
Starts could also mean famous people, could land in Hollywood, then Morgan Freeman could come help you up and be like, you missed it too eh?
User avatar #5 - Sammmy (07/24/2011) [-]
LMAO Yeah, that sounds awesome.
User avatar #7 - drcaverson (07/24/2011) [-]
Ohhh, next part is you and all of the famous people work together to build a rocket, scenes from the movie Armageddon can be used, then when you land on the moon it'll do a spongebob thing "A few months later"
Then cereal guy would be like why haven't there been any good movies lately
User avatar #8 - Sammmy (07/24/2011) [-]
Eh, that's a little over the top. I think what we had before sounded better.
#266 - Eh, that's debatable. 07/23/2011 on Pokemon Comp Pt 4 +8
#247 - **Sammmy rolls 727** It's not normal, and it's ******* … 07/23/2011 on Acting Badass +3
#943 - Because you murdered the joke brutally. 07/23/2011 on wtf happened 2 +2
#115 - Original comment: WHY CAN NO ONE USE PUNCTUATION CORRECTLY. &q…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2011 on south park facts +2
#129 - John Cena (07/22/2011) [-]
fuck u bitch i hate you
#935 - I pulled my feet up off the floor after reading about how the … 07/22/2011 on An 8 legged countdown. +2
#5 - It's called a ragecomic ******** , unless you actually n… 07/22/2011 on Fuck you 'le' 0
#5 - The second is Giovanni's son Silver, he is the rival in Gold a… 07/22/2011 on Pokemon Rivals comp OC 0
#3 - < OP 07/22/2011 on Death Troll +8
#1 - Awarked..... WHAT THE **** . 07/22/2011 on Free Hugs +6
#2 - I'm glad you enjoyed it :). And yeah, those ******* are… 07/22/2011 on Pokemon Rivals comp OC 0
#2 - Eh, that's what happens with good OC. thumb s down because it…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2011 on Fuck you 'le' -1
#4 - jaydray has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - Sammmy (07/22/2011) [-]
It's called a ragecomic dumbfuck, unless you actually need me to explain each panel to you.
#3 - Santaisirish has deleted their comment.
#159 - I'm sorry, but if you didn't know that pro wrestling was fake …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2011 on LOOK A LIKE COMP 2! +4
User avatar #162 - tehkawaiineko (07/21/2011) [-]
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#4 - That's a staples dude, he's no gamer.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2011 on Skinny Jeans WTF +1
User avatar #9 - fidgetyfoe (07/22/2011) [-]
You just had to humiliate me didn't you.
#77 - You deserve an internet for those words sir. 07/20/2011 on Epic Comp o Random 1 +4
#145 - This is my team btw. But I usually just **** around wit… 07/20/2011 on What Happened? OC 0
#132 - Oh, well that's different lol.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2011 on What Happened? OC -1
User avatar #138 - TakashiHatake (07/20/2011) [-]
It's K bro. I still love you. and pokemon
#145 - Sammmy (07/20/2011) [-]
This is my team btw. But I usually just fuck around with random pokes I never use. This is what I use to piss off Japanese kids in random match battles.
#107 - You couldn't trade from gen 2 to gen 3. Sorry. Nice little sto…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2011 on What Happened? OC -1
User avatar #127 - TakashiHatake (07/20/2011) [-]
Not same pokemon, Same team. Same moves, Except sky attack on Pidgeot. It is possible to get all those one sapphire, then transfer them up.
User avatar #132 - Sammmy (07/20/2011) [-]
Oh, well that's different lol.
User avatar #138 - TakashiHatake (07/20/2011) [-]
It's K bro. I still love you. and pokemon
#145 - Sammmy (07/20/2011) [-]
This is my team btw. But I usually just fuck around with random pokes I never use. This is what I use to piss off Japanese kids in random match battles.

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Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2400
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#14 - cdmin (12/20/2014) [-]
i can see a greedy jew
User avatar #13 - struttndatass (06/07/2014) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
4. click send trade and enter captcha
#10 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
#9 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Traditional Family Racism #2 **
#8 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #109904 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#7 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #7602436 at FJ Pony Thread **
#6 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #94383 at Video Games Board **
#5 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Dear Diary **
#4 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #214 at Oh yesss **
#3 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #867 at Traps. **
#2 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
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