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Gender: male
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:9/30/2014
Location:New Hampshire
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Comment Ranking:#30044
Highest Content Rank:#2745
Highest Comment Rank:#2593
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Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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#92 - This enough proof sir?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2011 on What Happened? OC +2
User avatar #122 - mashew (07/20/2011) [-]
ohshit.
#70 - I beat the elite four on Pearl with just Lucario. Problem officer?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2011 on What Happened? OC 0
User avatar #86 - marriland (07/20/2011) [-]
I'm gonna need some proof that you indeed did that lol
#92 - Sammmy (07/20/2011) [-]
This enough proof sir?
User avatar #122 - mashew (07/20/2011) [-]
ohshit.
#65 - That's because Rayquaza is an Uber. It's too powerful for norm…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2011 on What Happened? OC -1
User avatar #69 - marriland (07/20/2011) [-]
Lol I beat pokemon yellow elite four with Just Mewtwo
User avatar #70 - Sammmy (07/20/2011) [-]
I beat the elite four on Pearl with just Lucario. Problem officer?
User avatar #86 - marriland (07/20/2011) [-]
I'm gonna need some proof that you indeed did that lol
#92 - Sammmy (07/20/2011) [-]
This enough proof sir?
User avatar #122 - mashew (07/20/2011) [-]
ohshit.
#153 - I don't think that has anything to do with it hahaha. It's act…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2011 on Summer vs Winter 0
User avatar #155 - Coolinbny (07/20/2011) [-]
Yeah, I know, it was just a really, really, really bad joke, and a bit of poor grammar to boot.
#162 - digidawg (07/20/2011) [-]
I loved your joke...I'm part german too :D
#148 - LMAO. That's EXACTLY how I feel.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2011 on Summer vs Winter +1
User avatar #149 - Coolinbny (07/20/2011) [-]
Then again, I'm half German. The last time my people were affected by the cold was... well... 70 years ago in Russia.
User avatar #153 - Sammmy (07/20/2011) [-]
I don't think that has anything to do with it hahaha. It's actually all about where you, personally, live or have lived in the past.
User avatar #155 - Coolinbny (07/20/2011) [-]
Yeah, I know, it was just a really, really, really bad joke, and a bit of poor grammar to boot.
#162 - digidawg (07/20/2011) [-]
I loved your joke...I'm part german too :D
#140 - Spoiled rich kid is spoiled. 07/20/2011 on Summer vs Winter +1
#137 - Me too, I'm from New England so the winters are so long and br…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2011 on Summer vs Winter 0
User avatar #142 - Coolinbny (07/20/2011) [-]
Dude, New England winters are awesome. I'd rather be freezing my ass off any day rather than drowning in sweat. You can wear jackets to get warm in winter, but you can't wear an A/C around during summer :P
User avatar #148 - Sammmy (07/20/2011) [-]
LMAO. That's EXACTLY how I feel.
User avatar #149 - Coolinbny (07/20/2011) [-]
Then again, I'm half German. The last time my people were affected by the cold was... well... 70 years ago in Russia.
User avatar #153 - Sammmy (07/20/2011) [-]
I don't think that has anything to do with it hahaha. It's actually all about where you, personally, live or have lived in the past.
User avatar #155 - Coolinbny (07/20/2011) [-]
Yeah, I know, it was just a really, really, really bad joke, and a bit of poor grammar to boot.
#162 - digidawg (07/20/2011) [-]
I loved your joke...I'm part german too :D
#208 - Oh man, that was the best comeback ever when I was in seventh grade. 07/20/2011 on Facebook Anti Trolling +6
#170 - I used to kind of think the same way, but then I realized that… 07/19/2011 on Muslim +5
#141 - Comment deleted 07/19/2011 on True Love 0
#116 - No, you're just terribly stupid. 07/18/2011 on OLD MAN WIN! +4
#609 - ^ What he said 07/18/2011 on 90s NICKALODEAN SHOWS BACK! 0
#51 - Cracker. 07/18/2011 on You will never hear +7
#170 - Vanillite is pleased. 07/15/2011 on Now That's Sweet ! 0
#240 - I don't hate atheists, I was imitating him for the most part. … 07/15/2011 on Facebook Epic Quote -2
#344 - I named mine Richard. I think we all know why. 07/15/2011 on penis names +4
#226 - So you hate most people on earth? Nice, you see you're the kin…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2011 on Facebook Epic Quote -2
#231 - sixdollarbudget (07/15/2011) [-]
> Doesn't like Atheists.
> Has a picture of House as profile pic
FUCK LOGIC
User avatar #240 - Sammmy (07/15/2011) [-]
I don't hate atheists, I was imitating him for the most part. I hate atheist extremists though. But you know, I hate extremists of every religion. I just think everybody should shut the fuck up and enjoy life. We shouldn't let God or lack thereof control our every move in life.
#184 - Sorry, I'm evolved enough to use photosynthesis to replace all… 07/14/2011 on Don't Lie 0
#433 - And I'm Sam Smith, but does it look like anybody gives two … 07/13/2011 on Dream Wife +1
#9 - They still do... 07/13/2011 on These Motherfuckers +1
#1 - Seriously would have been much more acceptable than literally …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2011 on My friends -3
User avatar #2 - decay (07/13/2011) [-]
I'm terribly sorry It's just I wanted to stress the fact that it's not fake.
User avatar #3 - esig (07/13/2011) [-]
Yup, they're literally real.
#642 - Yes, but you can't see an atom. So the whole "Pics or it …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense 0
#651 - maldruzard (07/11/2011) [-]
A large amount of what you see is made up of atoms, so yes, you can see them, they are just incredibly small individually, but still proven factually. And go ahead, disprove evolution, I'm waiting.

I admit I am agnostic, and that I still believe it is possible for a God to possibly exist, but the reasoning that most people use to explain why there is one is ridiculous.
#637 - Comment deleted 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -2
#634 - Can you touch or see an atom? Do you believe it's there? Yes? …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense 0
#640 - hapsarin (07/11/2011) [-]
atoms are scientifically proven, is god that? no
User avatar #642 - Sammmy (07/11/2011) [-]
Yes, but you can't see an atom. So the whole "Pics or it didn't happen" rule could never apply there. I've seen things that can't be proven by science. So I don't rely on it for everything in my life. That's just stupid. Also, the theory of evolution can easily be disproven.
#651 - maldruzard (07/11/2011) [-]
A large amount of what you see is made up of atoms, so yes, you can see them, they are just incredibly small individually, but still proven factually. And go ahead, disprove evolution, I'm waiting.

I admit I am agnostic, and that I still believe it is possible for a God to possibly exist, but the reasoning that most people use to explain why there is one is ridiculous.
#632 - No, atheist is completely rejecting there being any form of Go… 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense +1
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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
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#10 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
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