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Sammmy

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:New Hampshire
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#18044
Highest Content Rank:#2745
Highest Comment Rank:#2593
Content Thumbs: 3608 total,  4045 ,  437
Comment Thumbs: 1707 total,  2670 ,  963
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:83578
Times Content Favorited:215 times
Total Comments Made:1188
FJ Points:5336
Favorite Tags: is (2)
Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

latest user's comments

#66 - you are the maddest of bros. I'm gonna leave you be. 11/06/2014 on Toy Story 2 Bloopers 0
#63 - He never said it wasn't pixar. I think 'them' is referring to …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Toy Story 2 Bloopers 0
User avatar #68 - lordmoldywart (11/06/2014) [-]
I thought that was obvious...

obviously not
#109 - cann (11/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 - vegeta (11/06/2014) [-]
Then it's just as unnecessary as the tumblr comments.
User avatar #66 - Sammmy (11/06/2014) [-]
you are the maddest of bros. I'm gonna leave you be.
#11 - You sound like the worst person to watch movies with ever. The… 11/01/2014 on All Night Gym 0
#62 - k 11/01/2014 on She gets my vote for best... +9
#30 - the name gave it away before I even read the comment. 10/30/2014 on all the time 0
#77 - okay. 10/30/2014 on Marijuana is a Memory Loss... 0
#140 - The idea of him wearing shoes was never even touched on in the… 10/26/2014 on TRES 0
#122 - Did anybody ever tell you that just randomly insulting your op… 10/21/2014 on Breaking Bad Meth at Toys R Us 0
#76 - It's funny because you didn't have the balls to sign in before… 10/17/2014 on That's the only explanation 0
#185 - I think the biggest lie my parents ever told me wasn't "N… 10/16/2014 on thanks tumblr 0
#182 - Comment deleted 10/16/2014 on thanks tumblr 0
#35 - The conch has spoken. 10/15/2014 on This is how heroes are made. +3
#307 - Actually, they're saying that he doesn't actually have Ebola, …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2014 on We're All Doomed +1
User avatar #404 - kingofqueens (10/14/2014) [-]
He has ebolaids
User avatar #324 - duvallwhitey (10/14/2014) [-]
SUPER EBOLA
User avatar #322 - dragonock (10/14/2014) [-]
it's mega ultra ebolatron
User avatar #355 - stickmansam (10/14/2014) [-]
jesus ebola
#189 - Pretty hard to get Rebecca Black when you're rolling numbers.. 09/30/2014 on Feminists 0
#115 - Welcome to funnyjunk. Where everything is at least relatively … 09/13/2014 on (untitled) +2
#50 - My account is over 5 years old. 09/02/2014 on Eat it Admin, 0
#468 - Go up to the biggest toughest looking guy while he's eating lu… 08/16/2014 on Jail 0
#1443 - Shape the future 08/06/2014 on What's your life story in 3... 0
#1477 - My friends are honestly the only thing that keep me going. Not… 07/20/2014 on feels part 9000 0
#150 - I like how people like to pretend the first amendment doesn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Contain Your Laughter 0
User avatar #166 - alhemicar (07/19/2014) [-]
I like how Americans pretend their constitution is used even in fu**ing Norway
#1010 - A ************* broadsword. Nice. 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#145 - For real though. She didn't do anything wrong. Damn, I hate al…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on weeeeeeeeearghghbhablblk 0
#146 - warcraftguy (04/14/2014) [-]
I never cared about comment thumbs, anyway.
#144 - **her. 04/14/2014 on weeeeeeeeearghghbhablblk 0
#113 - Going through a car wash high is an amazing thing my friend, l… 04/05/2014 on Kid at the carwash +1
#21 - Said the kid who doesn't have the balls to log in and say that… 03/10/2014 on Stoner friends ordered a... +1
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#14 - cdmin (10 hours ago) [-]
i can see a greedy jew
User avatar #13 - struttndatass (06/07/2014) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
4. click send trade and enter captcha
#10 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
#9 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Traditional Family Racism #2 **
#8 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #109904 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#7 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #7602436 at FJ Pony Thread **
#6 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #94383 at Video Games Board **
#5 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Dear Diary **
#4 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #214 at Oh yesss **
#3 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #867 at Traps. **
#2 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
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