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Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:New Hampshire
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Content Thumbs: 3606 total,  4042 ,  436
Comment Thumbs: 1687 total,  2645 ,  958
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Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 87% (87/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:1158
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Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

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#139 - You're funny. Want to be friends?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on JESÚS +1
User avatar #147 - orrisic (12/20/2013) [-]
No.
#137 - You're still a bad troll and I'm still not mad.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2013 on JESÚS +1
User avatar #138 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a troll at all, and you are clearly very mad.
User avatar #158 - Sammmy (12/20/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #139 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're funny. Want to be friends?
User avatar #147 - orrisic (12/20/2013) [-]
No.
#135 - You're still a bad troll.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2013 on JESÚS +1
User avatar #136 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
And you're pathetic.
User avatar #137 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll and I'm still not mad.
User avatar #138 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a troll at all, and you are clearly very mad.
User avatar #158 - Sammmy (12/20/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #139 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're funny. Want to be friends?
User avatar #147 - orrisic (12/20/2013) [-]
No.
#133 - Simple because I'm not. And you're not a good troll.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/19/2013 on JESÚS +1
User avatar #134 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
Why must everyone assume I'm a troll. It's funny how people try to justify themselves being wrong.
User avatar #135 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll.
User avatar #136 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
And you're pathetic.
User avatar #137 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll and I'm still not mad.
User avatar #138 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a troll at all, and you are clearly very mad.
User avatar #158 - Sammmy (12/20/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #139 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're funny. Want to be friends?
User avatar #147 - orrisic (12/20/2013) [-]
No.
#130 - I was using caps lock to draw further attention to those words…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/19/2013 on JESÚS +1
User avatar #131 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
Why hide the fact that you're mad?
User avatar #133 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
Simple because I'm not. And you're not a good troll.
User avatar #134 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
Why must everyone assume I'm a troll. It's funny how people try to justify themselves being wrong.
User avatar #135 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll.
User avatar #136 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
And you're pathetic.
User avatar #137 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll and I'm still not mad.
User avatar #138 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a troll at all, and you are clearly very mad.
User avatar #158 - Sammmy (12/20/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #139 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're funny. Want to be friends?
User avatar #147 - orrisic (12/20/2013) [-]
No.
#128 - Good try. But I'm not even mad.  [+] (12 new replies) 12/19/2013 on JESÚS +1
User avatar #129 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
You used caps lock 4 comments ago, thus you are/were mad.
User avatar #130 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
I was using caps lock to draw further attention to those words. Didn't feel like using bold today. Know what I mean?
User avatar #131 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
Why hide the fact that you're mad?
User avatar #133 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
Simple because I'm not. And you're not a good troll.
User avatar #134 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
Why must everyone assume I'm a troll. It's funny how people try to justify themselves being wrong.
User avatar #135 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll.
User avatar #136 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
And you're pathetic.
User avatar #137 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll and I'm still not mad.
User avatar #138 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a troll at all, and you are clearly very mad.
User avatar #158 - Sammmy (12/20/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #139 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're funny. Want to be friends?
User avatar #147 - orrisic (12/20/2013) [-]
No.
#126 - You're an awful troll. Muslims are less accepting than Christi…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/19/2013 on JESÚS +1
User avatar #127 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
"Muslims are less accepting than Christians"

Now I think you're trolling.
User avatar #128 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
Good try. But I'm not even mad.
User avatar #129 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
You used caps lock 4 comments ago, thus you are/were mad.
User avatar #130 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
I was using caps lock to draw further attention to those words. Didn't feel like using bold today. Know what I mean?
User avatar #131 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
Why hide the fact that you're mad?
User avatar #133 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
Simple because I'm not. And you're not a good troll.
User avatar #134 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
Why must everyone assume I'm a troll. It's funny how people try to justify themselves being wrong.
User avatar #135 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll.
User avatar #136 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
And you're pathetic.
User avatar #137 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll and I'm still not mad.
User avatar #138 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a troll at all, and you are clearly very mad.
User avatar #158 - Sammmy (12/20/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #139 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're funny. Want to be friends?
User avatar #147 - orrisic (12/20/2013) [-]
No.
#123 - One who loves my neighbors -_- and doesn't get all worked up. …  [+] (16 new replies) 12/19/2013 on JESÚS +1
User avatar #124 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
I think you're better off converting to Islam or something.
User avatar #126 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're an awful troll. Muslims are less accepting than Christians. At least get your stuff right.
User avatar #127 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
"Muslims are less accepting than Christians"

Now I think you're trolling.
User avatar #128 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
Good try. But I'm not even mad.
User avatar #129 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
You used caps lock 4 comments ago, thus you are/were mad.
User avatar #130 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
I was using caps lock to draw further attention to those words. Didn't feel like using bold today. Know what I mean?
User avatar #131 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
Why hide the fact that you're mad?
User avatar #133 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
Simple because I'm not. And you're not a good troll.
User avatar #134 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
Why must everyone assume I'm a troll. It's funny how people try to justify themselves being wrong.
User avatar #135 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll.
User avatar #136 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
And you're pathetic.
User avatar #137 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll and I'm still not mad.
User avatar #138 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a troll at all, and you are clearly very mad.
User avatar #158 - Sammmy (12/20/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #139 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're funny. Want to be friends?
User avatar #147 - orrisic (12/20/2013) [-]
No.
#120 - Stereotypically Chirstians get offended easily and get really …  [+] (18 new replies) 12/19/2013 on JESÚS 0
User avatar #122 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
No, all Christians should and would find this offensive; including you. What type of pathetic Christian are you.
User avatar #123 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
One who loves my neighbors -_- and doesn't get all worked up. If you can't take a fucking joke get off this site.
User avatar #124 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
I think you're better off converting to Islam or something.
User avatar #126 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're an awful troll. Muslims are less accepting than Christians. At least get your stuff right.
User avatar #127 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
"Muslims are less accepting than Christians"

Now I think you're trolling.
User avatar #128 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
Good try. But I'm not even mad.
User avatar #129 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
You used caps lock 4 comments ago, thus you are/were mad.
User avatar #130 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
I was using caps lock to draw further attention to those words. Didn't feel like using bold today. Know what I mean?
User avatar #131 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
Why hide the fact that you're mad?
User avatar #133 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
Simple because I'm not. And you're not a good troll.
User avatar #134 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
Why must everyone assume I'm a troll. It's funny how people try to justify themselves being wrong.
User avatar #135 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll.
User avatar #136 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
And you're pathetic.
User avatar #137 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're still a bad troll and I'm still not mad.
User avatar #138 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a troll at all, and you are clearly very mad.
User avatar #158 - Sammmy (12/20/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #139 - Sammmy (12/19/2013) [-]
You're funny. Want to be friends?
User avatar #147 - orrisic (12/20/2013) [-]
No.
#298 - I'm going to be very blunt about this. You're an idiot.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on Fat People with confidence +1
User avatar #299 - mushizombie (11/11/2013) [-]
yeah, I've got that going for me too.
#229 - That makes a lot more sense. Good day friend. 10/29/2013 on mewtwo, sweety 0
#225 - Show me the bulbapedia article.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2013 on mewtwo, sweety 0
User avatar #228 - trollofhalo (10/29/2013) [-]
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Master_Ball#Trivia
It appears I am wrong though, it was only in Generation 1, but this was also the generation the youtube videos are in, and also the one I failed to catch my Mew in.
User avatar #229 - Sammmy (10/29/2013) [-]
That makes a lot more sense. Good day friend.
#221 - I don't believe you. Do you have any proof or anything to back…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2013 on mewtwo, sweety 0
User avatar #223 - trollofhalo (10/29/2013) [-]
Also game files.
User avatar #222 - trollofhalo (10/29/2013) [-]
Bulbapedia, several youtube videos, personal experience of not catching a pokemon with one?
User avatar #225 - Sammmy (10/29/2013) [-]
Show me the bulbapedia article.
User avatar #228 - trollofhalo (10/29/2013) [-]
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Master_Ball#Trivia
It appears I am wrong though, it was only in Generation 1, but this was also the generation the youtube videos are in, and also the one I failed to catch my Mew in.
User avatar #229 - Sammmy (10/29/2013) [-]
That makes a lot more sense. Good day friend.
#21 - ACTUALLY. A burger fries and a coke is half the price at McDon…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on You Guys Can Go McScrew... 0
User avatar #60 - smokingman (10/13/2013) [-]
That's as far as the States go.
European McDonalds prices are much higher.
#16 - I thought they were referring to a brick of cocaine since I kn… 10/13/2013 on 'Family Show' -3
#42 - What would humans be called then??  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on What does the ringding say? 0
User avatar #43 - Blarge (09/30/2013) [-]
hey look at that bullshit
#107 - Pretty sure it's one campaign with 3 characters.... 09/16/2013 on Hue +2
#5 - The McDonalds franchises in New England aren't doing that …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on I work at McDonalds 0
User avatar #9 - hairysmellyanus (08/15/2013) [-]
I work in one in Flower Mound, which is in the dfw area.
#95 - My girlfriend is hispanic and I'm pretty nerdy. And white. Whe… 07/26/2013 on title. +7
#389 - Zimmerman was 5 inches shorter than Martin and there's really …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Anon goes to a Mexican... 0
User avatar #396 - alanflindt (07/16/2013) [-]
Fair enough. I didn't really know most of the details - all i knew was that trayvon was unarmed and zimmerman was fat and had a gun - I just kind of assumed from that the shooting was pretty unnecessary.
However, if trayvon did reach for the gun, then fair enough, I'd shoot him too. I guess we will never know for sure...
#147 - I thought I was the only one who did that. Good to know there …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on Oh, dear +2
#153 - kuchikirukia has deleted their comment.
#142 - Because it's the cool thing to hate on fox news.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Oh, dear +3
#144 - ogloko (07/03/2013) [-]
damn, i guess im not trendy enough. normally if something big is happening i switch between fox and another network just to get both sides of the coin, ya know?
User avatar #147 - Sammmy (07/03/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one who did that. Good to know there are others who don't just blindly jump on the Fox hate bandwagon.
#153 - kuchikirukia has deleted their comment.
#112 - Grow some balls, sign in and say that **** . 07/02/2013 on Which is worse +5
#210 - A bunch of papers stapled together with information and questi… 05/10/2013 on Student Teaches The Teacher... +1
#321 - Alright, clearly I'm wrong. Sorry for having a different opinion. 04/21/2013 on Muricaaaa 0
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Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
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hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
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