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Age: 18
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:8/29/2014
Location:New Hampshire
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Content Thumbs: 3605 total,  4042 ,  437
Comment Thumbs: 1688 total,  2646 ,  958
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 87% (87/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
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Times Content Favorited:215 times
Total Comments Made:1162
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Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

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#176 - I'm semi-religious and I've never done anything considered ill… 09/08/2011 on Religion and Ethics 0
#174 - That's because he was part of a protestant sect.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2011 on Religion and Ethics 0
User avatar #180 - dirtydamhippie (09/08/2011) [-]
actually he was a follower of Nietzche, who believed in the evolution of a "super man" who was free of the shackles of religion. sorry not trying for an argument, i just got out of this world war II history class a couple weeks ago
User avatar #181 - Sammmy (09/08/2011) [-]
I never knew that. I was always taught he was a protestant just like all the members of the klan these days.
User avatar #183 - dirtydamhippie (09/08/2011) [-]
at one time, he was born into a catholic family rejected the church later in life and sometime just before or during his prison time he read some of Nietzche's work and stuck with it till the end. if i'm remembering all the details right
#79 - I wrote kryptonite under my weaknesses on a similar paper. The… 09/07/2011 on Like a boss 0
#156 - He's red color blind obviously  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2011 on Dear Admin (Read Description) +7
#161 - filthyargonian (09/07/2011) [-]
#302 - Good, now you know. A dispute between genders is usually just … 09/07/2011 on Volkswagen Beetles EQUALS... +2
#292 - You do know what domestic means right?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2011 on Volkswagen Beetles EQUALS... +5
User avatar #301 - TheAngryMuffin (09/07/2011) [-]
well i thought it ment a dispute against different genders, but going on the thumbss down, i dun goofed, then i remembered its a family dispute and now i feel like a dumbass :/
User avatar #302 - Sammmy (09/07/2011) [-]
Good, now you know. A dispute between genders is usually just called the guy going to jail.
#159 - Well, as far as Dr. Manhattan knows, I'm 18. So I don't have… 09/07/2011 on Is Admin Serious? +2
#268 - **Sammmy rolls 47** 09/03/2011 on Gas Station on a Holiday... 0
#279 - Shut the **** up anon. 09/03/2011 on Atheism +1
#244 - That's why he said technically. 09/03/2011 on Awkward Title +1
#338 - No, there's still a difference. The difference is that whores …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2011 on women complaining 0
User avatar #353 - Mangoez (09/02/2011) [-]
Whores are different from prostitutes...duh
User avatar #340 - lifeisnocabaret (09/02/2011) [-]
Nah, it's not. They'd still be whores.
#324 - Simple solution: show tits.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/02/2011 on women complaining +2
User avatar #329 - lifeisnocabaret (09/02/2011) [-]
Be a whore?



Ah, forget it. I'm not gonna take the internet seriously.
User avatar #338 - Sammmy (09/02/2011) [-]
No, there's still a difference. The difference is that whores get paid.
User avatar #353 - Mangoez (09/02/2011) [-]
Whores are different from prostitutes...duh
User avatar #340 - lifeisnocabaret (09/02/2011) [-]
Nah, it's not. They'd still be whores.
#9 - The Make a Wish foundation is a good charity. Everybody knows … 08/29/2011 on Operation Donate +8
#3 - It won't it's too good to be on front page. 08/28/2011 on Irene vs kanye +1
#183 - LMAO shut the **** up anon, go back to 4chan! 08/28/2011 on whats a yoshi? 0
#6 - I'm sorry, I've seen people who certainly are that dumb. So I …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2011 on Hi Fuck you 0
User avatar #7 - melongod (08/29/2011) [-]
i understand where you're coming from.
#1 - Wow. That was just awful. I'm going to have to ask you to neve…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2011 on Hi Fuck you 0
User avatar #4 - melongod (08/28/2011) [-]
it wasnt meant to be good, i was just doing it for the hell of it.
I mean, cmon, you dont think that im really that dum do you?
User avatar #6 - Sammmy (08/28/2011) [-]
I'm sorry, I've seen people who certainly are that dumb. So I was just making sure.
User avatar #7 - melongod (08/29/2011) [-]
i understand where you're coming from.
#505 - The fact that Justin Bieber and swag should never even touch t… 08/28/2011 on justin beiber -1
#503 - I don't mind people liking Justin Bieber, but when they say he…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2011 on justin beiber -1
#504 - farfromfinished has deleted their comment.
User avatar #505 - Sammmy (08/28/2011) [-]
The fact that Justin Bieber and swag should never even touch the same paragraph unless being used in the way I'm using them isn't enough for you?
#97 - Stop liking douchebags then. 08/27/2011 on Comp Of Want FINAL EDITION +1
#65 - **** . You. 08/27/2011 on Religion 0
#64 - What's up, I'm an Agnostic. I couldn't care less what people t… 08/27/2011 on Religion +2
#324 - Are you retarded or did you just read the first fact and then … 08/26/2011 on Fun Sex Facts 0
#109 - Comment deleted 08/26/2011 on Steve Jobs -1
#141 - In gold and silver and their remakes you fought Red. Not Red a… 08/26/2011 on EPIC POKEMON COMP 5 0
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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
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3.click it and put in fj points
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#10 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
#9 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
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#8 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #109904 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
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#6 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #94383 at Video Games Board **
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#4 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
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#3 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
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