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Sammmy    

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:8/20/2014
Location:New Hampshire
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3605 total,  4042 ,  437
Comment Thumbs: 1688 total,  2646 ,  958
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 87% (87/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:82893
Times Content Favorited:215 times
Total Comments Made:1162
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Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

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#68 - I know you. You're Alex. We both live in the same town dude.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2011 on Future Grandparents 0
User avatar #70 - Aleafe (09/29/2011) [-]
woah woah woah theres some pretty awsome shit goin down do you got to winnacunnet
User avatar #73 - Sammmy (09/29/2011) [-]
Yes I do.
#29 - I'm from New Hampshire, we get 5 feet of snow a year, shut the…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/29/2011 on Future Grandparents +5
User avatar #35 - Aleafe (09/29/2011) [-]
where in nh
User avatar #68 - Sammmy (09/29/2011) [-]
I know you. You're Alex. We both live in the same town dude.
User avatar #70 - Aleafe (09/29/2011) [-]
woah woah woah theres some pretty awsome shit goin down do you got to winnacunnet
User avatar #73 - Sammmy (09/29/2011) [-]
Yes I do.
User avatar #33 - charlielkrei (09/29/2011) [-]
I am also from NH. And I agree with you good sir.
User avatar #108 - blueexxorcist (09/29/2011) [-]
new hampshire me to
User avatar #36 - wajaba (09/29/2011) [-]
hey, new Hampshire guys.. try Canada[big][big], iv had to leave through my second story window
User avatar #44 - Nasaug (09/29/2011) [-]
same here snow up past my damn door
User avatar #34 - Aleafe (09/29/2011) [-]
wher in nh
#71 - LMAO. What made you think that? 09/28/2011 on hipster +1
#1654 - I did when I was 12. But I was the only one lol. There. Now I …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2011 on I don't want to live on... 0
User avatar #1659 - jewbagel (09/27/2011) [-]
Delightful.
#1626 - Denying everything I say = Not respecting my opinion.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2011 on I don't want to live on... 0
User avatar #1646 - jewbagel (09/27/2011) [-]
Fine;
1. The animation wasn't anything special. It wasn't exciting or interesting.
2. The plot was horrendously unoriginal. It's like every other kids mocie.
3. Already answered that as best I can.
4. The music is just plain boring.
5. I don't give a shit about thumbs, and considering the immense amount of negative thumbs I already have, it would be a waste of time for me to thumb my comment up.
6. As you have seen, I did not thumb your comment down. You can believe I'm 12 if you want, but do 12 year old's really have grammar and spelling as coherent as mine?
User avatar #1654 - Sammmy (09/27/2011) [-]
I did when I was 12. But I was the only one lol. There. Now I can respect your opinion because you have reasoning behind it mate.
User avatar #1659 - jewbagel (09/27/2011) [-]
Delightful.
#1598 - 1. It had great animation for its time 2. It had a unique p…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2011 on I don't want to live on... +1
User avatar #1612 - jewbagel (09/27/2011) [-]
1. No it didn't.
2. No it didn't.
3. Fine, I'll give you that, but that's not much.
4. Music is gay tv stealer shit.
5. No I didn't.
6. No I won't, no I'm not, and yes I can.
User avatar #1626 - Sammmy (09/27/2011) [-]
Denying everything I say = Not respecting my opinion.
User avatar #1646 - jewbagel (09/27/2011) [-]
Fine;
1. The animation wasn't anything special. It wasn't exciting or interesting.
2. The plot was horrendously unoriginal. It's like every other kids mocie.
3. Already answered that as best I can.
4. The music is just plain boring.
5. I don't give a shit about thumbs, and considering the immense amount of negative thumbs I already have, it would be a waste of time for me to thumb my comment up.
6. As you have seen, I did not thumb your comment down. You can believe I'm 12 if you want, but do 12 year old's really have grammar and spelling as coherent as mine?
User avatar #1654 - Sammmy (09/27/2011) [-]
I did when I was 12. But I was the only one lol. There. Now I can respect your opinion because you have reasoning behind it mate.
User avatar #1659 - jewbagel (09/27/2011) [-]
Delightful.
#1581 - Shut up, you're an anon, you're not allowed to have an opinion. 09/27/2011 on I don't want to live on... 0
#244 - That's all you would need to know in that situation dude. 09/25/2011 on How I play chess -1
#4 - OP is like 12. He still thinks poop jokes are funny. 09/24/2011 on My longest comic yet! 0
#4 - Yeah, I'm kinda mad.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2011 on Autism +24
#5 - anonymous (09/24/2011) [-]
Cool story.
#2 - You're a ******* asshole. My brother is autistic …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2011 on Autism +32
#3 - anonymous (09/24/2011) [-]
umad?
#6 - darkoneten (09/24/2011) [-]
User avatar #4 - Sammmy (09/24/2011) [-]
Yeah, I'm kinda mad.
#5 - anonymous (09/24/2011) [-]
Cool story.
#4 - Alright, prepare for a ton of spam from me and my friends.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2011 on just some shit +2
User avatar #5 - kiethstone (09/21/2011) [-]
yay friends!!!!!
#1 - That awkward moment when you forget to block out all the last …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2011 on just some shit +1
User avatar #3 - kiethstone (09/21/2011) [-]
i did that on purpose the one that is blocked out i did before i decided i wasnt gonna block the names and then i was too lazy to do it
User avatar #4 - Sammmy (09/21/2011) [-]
Alright, prepare for a ton of spam from me and my friends.
User avatar #5 - kiethstone (09/21/2011) [-]
yay friends!!!!!
#74 - No **** Sherlock Holmes. 09/21/2011 on best advertisement (no, its... -4
#224 - You turn into a magneton? 09/15/2011 on dat game 0
#1187 - Comment deleted 09/14/2011 on need new roommate 0
#703 - Every ******* comment is a picture roll. I'm sick…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2011 on puppet master +1
#714 - TheSpitfire has deleted their comment.
#2 - I did, because my initials are SS and... yeah. 09/13/2011 on Nostalgia Grafiti +1
#355 - **Sammmy rolled a random image** 09/13/2011 on Dumb Bitch -1
#353 - Thanks  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2011 on Dumb Bitch 0
#368 - anonymous (09/13/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image**
User avatar #356 - tyrlaron (09/13/2011) [-]
No problem.
#272 - **Sammmy rolled a random image**  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2011 on Hand drawn OC -1
#296 - deadz (09/13/2011) [-]
**deadz rolled a random image**
#348 - How'd you do that?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2011 on Dumb Bitch 0
User avatar #352 - tyrlaron (09/13/2011) [-]
Type *roll picture*
#355 - Sammmy (09/13/2011) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image**
User avatar #353 - Sammmy (09/13/2011) [-]
Thanks
#368 - anonymous (09/13/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image**
User avatar #356 - tyrlaron (09/13/2011) [-]
No problem.
#697 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2011 on Hate these bitches +17
#710 - jesustwoque (09/12/2011) [-]
SOOOOO HARDCORE!
#2 - Read the description ******** . 09/11/2011 on Girls 0
#181 - I never knew that. I was always taught he was a protestant jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2011 on Religion and Ethics +2
User avatar #183 - dirtydamhippie (09/08/2011) [-]
at one time, he was born into a catholic family rejected the church later in life and sometime just before or during his prison time he read some of Nietzche's work and stuck with it till the end. if i'm remembering all the details right
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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
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#10 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
#9 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Traditional Family Racism #2 **
#8 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #109904 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#7 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #7602436 at FJ Pony Thread **
#6 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #94383 at Video Games Board **
#5 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Dear Diary **
#4 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #214 at Oh yesss **
#3 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #867 at Traps. **
#2 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
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