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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:New Hampshire
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Comment Ranking:#18092
Highest Content Rank:#2745
Highest Comment Rank:#2593
Content Thumbs: 3608 total,  4045 ,  437
Comment Thumbs: 1707 total,  2670 ,  963
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:215 times
Total Comments Made:1188
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Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

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#3 - I've never seen a male supremacist before. I see lots of femal…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2011 on Symbol of stupidity -2
#4 - jagexmod (10/23/2011) [-]
Its called Misogyny. You are either new on the internet, or you are just another dimwitted female who pretends to believe there are no male supremacists. Too bad there are more misogynists that exist, and that are active reguardless of what you pretend to believe.
#297 - But, diglett isn't a worm, it's a mole. And it's been confirme… 10/23/2011 on Diglett +1
#208 - What about me? 10/22/2011 on Sammy, le boss 0
#158 - Hmmmm.... Judging by the amount of green thumb s your comment…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2011 on Fap dad Fap -3
User avatar #163 - diamondhead (10/20/2011) [-]
Theres you have the difference. True good members dont care for thumbs. I cant have all the thumbs want. I could give you 1000 negative thumbs.... Do you think I care?
You say the truth but The little kids of FJ dont like it.
Good members worry about creating good and funny stuff.
Also it will take a long time for you to get all the thumbs I have...if you ever get them lol,
#155 - Why the **** does this anonymous clown have so ma… 10/20/2011 on Fap dad Fap -1
#1297 - Comment deleted 10/19/2011 on Occupied 0
#178 - That was my first too. I hated that thing the day I got it. 10/18/2011 on How many of you have owned... 0
#3 - A tree that grew talent so that I could have some. 10/17/2011 on Magic? 0
#4 - Eh, I believe homosexuality CAN be a choice, but I don't think… 10/17/2011 on dedz to stevestevesteve 0
#1 - Since twins are like clones of eachother, I don't think one co…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2011 on dedz to stevestevesteve 0
User avatar #3 - niimajneb (10/17/2011) [-]
Homosexuality is a choice.
User avatar #4 - Sammmy (10/17/2011) [-]
Eh, I believe homosexuality CAN be a choice, but I don't think it's always a choice.
#7 - Kid Cuddi isn't any better than Justin Bieber in my opinion, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2011 on We're no longer friends +2
User avatar #8 - darrelle (10/17/2011) [-]
i respect your opinion good sir
#2 - Nice repost ya got there bud. 10/17/2011 on My Teacher Rocks 0
#24 - **Sammmy rolled a random image**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2011 on Delete? 0
#32 - cptnclusterfook has deleted their comment.
#585 - LMAO. That's awesome. 10/14/2011 on well 0
#441 - LOL. I don't know about Mormons, but I love when jehova's witn…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2011 on well 0
User avatar #459 - DoggyBouncer (10/14/2011) [-]
GREAT STORY RIGHT HERE:
So my wife was visiting her mother in Washington and my daughter was at school. Anyway these two Mormons knock on my door, same old, same old "Good day sir, do you have a moment to spare about the word of Jesus Christ." I thought I finally have a chance to get back at those bastards. I invite them in. I ask Do you fine gentlemen want anything to drink? Water, juice, how about a beer?" They respond "Oh no thank you, Mormons aren't allowed to partake in the consum-" I interrupt them saying "Oh you know you want to, coooome ooon" They tell me they have to go, I take a nice cold IPA from the fridge, place it in one of their hands and whisper "One fore the road, don't worry, God isn't watching." They practically ran away....
User avatar #585 - Sammmy (10/14/2011) [-]
LMAO. That's awesome.
#428 - Oh, they can. The Mormon kid thinks he can get away with anyth…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2011 on well +1
User avatar #432 - DoggyBouncer (10/14/2011) [-]
What a prick... I now have a new reason to dislike Mormons, other than the fact of them knocking on our door when my family and I are trying to enjoy a nice meal that my wife cooked.... Assholes, I'm typing this because it happened about an our ago
User avatar #441 - Sammmy (10/14/2011) [-]
LOL. I don't know about Mormons, but I love when jehova's witnesses knock on my door. I invite them in and argue with them.
JW: "The lord said this and blah blah blah"
Me: "No he didn't. I can ask him right now"
JW: "Oh, really?"
Me: "Lord, if you really said that, make this Jehova's Witness get out of my house."
User avatar #459 - DoggyBouncer (10/14/2011) [-]
GREAT STORY RIGHT HERE:
So my wife was visiting her mother in Washington and my daughter was at school. Anyway these two Mormons knock on my door, same old, same old "Good day sir, do you have a moment to spare about the word of Jesus Christ." I thought I finally have a chance to get back at those bastards. I invite them in. I ask Do you fine gentlemen want anything to drink? Water, juice, how about a beer?" They respond "Oh no thank you, Mormons aren't allowed to partake in the consum-" I interrupt them saying "Oh you know you want to, coooome ooon" They tell me they have to go, I take a nice cold IPA from the fridge, place it in one of their hands and whisper "One fore the road, don't worry, God isn't watching." They practically ran away....
User avatar #585 - Sammmy (10/14/2011) [-]
LMAO. That's awesome.
#327 - This has been on the front page more times than I can count. A…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/13/2011 on well +16
User avatar #391 - DoggyBouncer (10/14/2011) [-]
I didn't know Mormon's could be assholes....
User avatar #428 - Sammmy (10/14/2011) [-]
Oh, they can. The Mormon kid thinks he can get away with anything since his dad is the superintendent. The sad part is, he can.
User avatar #432 - DoggyBouncer (10/14/2011) [-]
What a prick... I now have a new reason to dislike Mormons, other than the fact of them knocking on our door when my family and I are trying to enjoy a nice meal that my wife cooked.... Assholes, I'm typing this because it happened about an our ago
User avatar #441 - Sammmy (10/14/2011) [-]
LOL. I don't know about Mormons, but I love when jehova's witnesses knock on my door. I invite them in and argue with them.
JW: "The lord said this and blah blah blah"
Me: "No he didn't. I can ask him right now"
JW: "Oh, really?"
Me: "Lord, if you really said that, make this Jehova's Witness get out of my house."
User avatar #459 - DoggyBouncer (10/14/2011) [-]
GREAT STORY RIGHT HERE:
So my wife was visiting her mother in Washington and my daughter was at school. Anyway these two Mormons knock on my door, same old, same old "Good day sir, do you have a moment to spare about the word of Jesus Christ." I thought I finally have a chance to get back at those bastards. I invite them in. I ask Do you fine gentlemen want anything to drink? Water, juice, how about a beer?" They respond "Oh no thank you, Mormons aren't allowed to partake in the consum-" I interrupt them saying "Oh you know you want to, coooome ooon" They tell me they have to go, I take a nice cold IPA from the fridge, place it in one of their hands and whisper "One fore the road, don't worry, God isn't watching." They practically ran away....
User avatar #585 - Sammmy (10/14/2011) [-]
LMAO. That's awesome.
#342 - dangler (10/13/2011) [-]
#262 - This IS a repost, but I still ******* love it. 10/13/2011 on Gym Ban +1
#151 - I've seen that kid before! I go to UNH every once in a while a… 10/13/2011 on Thanks internet! +1
#421 - The girl needs to be slapped for being such a brat. The parent… 10/13/2011 on ohh silly school kids +2
#255 - Fapping to porn is normal. She must schlick to goats or someth… 10/11/2011 on Troll Dad +2
#58 - Way to ruin a good joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2011 on Handsome +4
#65 - milkmyoneudder (10/08/2011) [-]
What was wrong with the joke?
#525 - Hold up a sign that says "God hates signs!" 10/04/2011 on westboro baptist church +2
#75 - ummmm..... Zoncos? 10/04/2011 on When I hear myself on Camera -7
#2241 - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… 09/29/2011 on I love my life +1
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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
4. click send trade and enter captcha
#10 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
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