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Sammmy

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:4/08/2015
Location:New Hampshire
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3608 total,  4045 ,  437
Comment Thumbs: 1711 total,  2674 ,  963
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:84218
Times Content Favorited:215 times
Total Comments Made:1191
FJ Points:5339
Favorite Tags: is (2)
Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

latest user's comments

#188 - He's just gonna show you the "echoes of the big bang phot… 12/08/2011 on haha christian -2
#182 - Atheistic opinion or content? FRONT PAGE.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2011 on haha christian +7
User avatar #201 - ficarra (12/08/2011) [-]
problem, christian?
User avatar #212 - Sammmy (12/08/2011) [-]
*agnostic theist
No, I'm open to all people's opinions, it's just that atheistic content always makes front page and it frankly peeves me a bit.
User avatar #895 - ficarra (12/08/2011) [-]
It bothers me when athiests bash other religions and complain about christians trying to convert them, but other than that, I have no fucks to give. Just skip/thumb down, and move on.
#256 - Monkeyfarmer (12/08/2011) [-]
Agnostic, eh? My kind of person... (im Agnostic-Atheist. Used to be Southern Baptist)
User avatar #230 - smilingmountain (12/08/2011) [-]
Well to be honest in my experiences with Christian content in particular it always has something to go with how everyone else is wrong.
#133 - I would kick her vagina with my dick. 12/03/2011 on Ginger +8
#59 - The Wetboro Baptists aren't appreciated here. Sir, I'm going t… 11/29/2011 on Trolling Amputees +4
#239 - I read that as PENIS instead of pens. I've been spending too… 11/29/2011 on pens on chains +7
#519 - Oh what the hell!!! That's just ****** up dude. Get tha… 11/26/2011 on Inventions +3
#1 - If there is a God, he can defy science, which means he can cre…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2011 on OC MINDFUCKS 0
User avatar #3 - rhysmack (11/23/2011) [-]
nice
#2 - justkewl (11/23/2011) [-]
#125 - I would have asked him if he knew what atheist meant, this guy… 11/23/2011 on Thanksgiving WTF +1
#783 - Anybody else notice that the gay guy had an apple computer? 11/19/2011 on Homosexual +6
#801 - I would tell you all which team I root for but you'd all hate … 11/18/2011 on I love you guys so much.... +1
#309 - That's just how Nintendo feels about it dumbass. That's not th… 11/14/2011 on Just A Thought -2
#297 - The ROMs aren't illegal if you can prove that you own the actu… 11/14/2011 on Just A Thought 0
#355 - No, they train in Paris Island. Which is off the coast of Sout… 11/11/2011 on Armed Forces -1
#353 - What's the shortest book in the world? The book of French War Heroes.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2011 on Armed Forces +3
User avatar #376 - metalmine (11/11/2011) [-]
what book? I only know of one. Jean d'arc. otherwise they were either midgets or assholes
#71 - Found you again ******* .  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2011 on Read Description 0
User avatar #72 - Aleafe (11/09/2011) [-]
lol andrew kherr
#1052 - You get shot by atheist extremists in my town if you believe i… 11/08/2011 on Ethics 0
#1044 - Every prisoner in my town is Atheist I'm pretty sure. I'm one …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2011 on Ethics 0
User avatar #1076 - ZOOTAllures (11/08/2011) [-]
i can't tell if this is a troll, what town?
#375 - My town is highly atheist and full of atheist extremists. Two … 11/07/2011 on Ethics +2
#379 - Because I have some self control. Not a lot. But I have enough…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2011 on stupid things i believe as... 0
User avatar #386 - solidone (11/05/2011) [-]
I could do 3 days. It could be worse. You could be Arrant.
#441 - arrant (11/05/2011) [-]
Rolls 66.
Faps directly afterwards anyways.
#352 - Eh. That's doable.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2011 on stupid things i believe as... 0
User avatar #356 - solidone (11/05/2011) [-]
How?
User avatar #379 - Sammmy (11/05/2011) [-]
Because I have some self control. Not a lot. But I have enough to last two days.
User avatar #386 - solidone (11/05/2011) [-]
I could do 3 days. It could be worse. You could be Arrant.
#441 - arrant (11/05/2011) [-]
Rolls 66.
Faps directly afterwards anyways.
#351 - **Sammmy rolls 31**  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2011 on stupid things i believe as... 0
User avatar #352 - Sammmy (11/05/2011) [-]
Eh. That's doable.
User avatar #356 - solidone (11/05/2011) [-]
How?
User avatar #379 - Sammmy (11/05/2011) [-]
Because I have some self control. Not a lot. But I have enough to last two days.
User avatar #386 - solidone (11/05/2011) [-]
I could do 3 days. It could be worse. You could be Arrant.
#441 - arrant (11/05/2011) [-]
Rolls 66.
Faps directly afterwards anyways.
#271 - I'm talking about Viktor Reznov lol. He doesn't make CoD videos. 11/01/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#269 - Picture 11/01/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#266 - Yes, however Captain America comics don't suck like CoD does. 11/01/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#146 - Victor Reznov is a fictional character and Captain America mak… 11/01/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse +1

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Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2400
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#14 - cdmin (12/20/2014) [-]
i can see a greedy jew
User avatar #13 - struttndatass (06/07/2014) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
4. click send trade and enter captcha
#10 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
#9 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Traditional Family Racism #2 **
#8 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #109904 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#7 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #7602436 at FJ Pony Thread **
#6 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #94383 at Video Games Board **
#5 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Dear Diary **
#4 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #214 at Oh yesss **
#3 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #867 at Traps. **
#2 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
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