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GREAT STORY RIGHT HERE:
So my wife was visiting her mother in Washington and my daughter was at school. Anyway these two Mormons knock on my door, same old, same old "Good day sir, do you have a moment to spare about the word of Jesus Christ." I thought I finally have a chance to get back at those bastards. I invite them in. I ask Do you fine gentlemen want anything to drink? Water, juice, how about a beer?" They respond "Oh no thank you, Mormons aren't allowed to partake in the consum-" I interrupt them saying "Oh you know you want to, coooome ooon" They tell me they have to go, I take a nice cold IPA from the fridge, place it in one of their hands and whisper "One fore the road, don't worry, God isn't watching." They practically ran away....

LMAO. That's awesome.

What a prick... I now have a new reason to dislike Mormons, other than the fact of them knocking on our door when my family and I are trying to enjoy a nice meal that my wife cooked.... Assholes, I'm typing this because it happened about an our ago

LOL. I don't know about Mormons, but I love when jehova's witnesses knock on my door. I invite them in and argue with them.
JW: "The lord said this and blah blah blah"
Me: "No he didn't. I can ask him right now"
JW: "Oh, really?"
Me: "Lord, if you really said that, make this Jehova's Witness get out of my house."

GREAT STORY RIGHT HERE:
So my wife was visiting her mother in Washington and my daughter was at school. Anyway these two Mormons knock on my door, same old, same old "Good day sir, do you have a moment to spare about the word of Jesus Christ." I thought I finally have a chance to get back at those bastards. I invite them in. I ask Do you fine gentlemen want anything to drink? Water, juice, how about a beer?" They respond "Oh no thank you, Mormons aren't allowed to partake in the consum-" I interrupt them saying "Oh you know you want to, coooome ooon" They tell me they have to go, I take a nice cold IPA from the fridge, place it in one of their hands and whisper "One fore the road, don't worry, God isn't watching." They practically ran away....

LMAO. That's awesome.

I didn't know Mormon's could be assholes....

Oh, they can. The Mormon kid thinks he can get away with anything since his dad is the superintendent. The sad part is, he can.

What a prick... I now have a new reason to dislike Mormons, other than the fact of them knocking on our door when my family and I are trying to enjoy a nice meal that my wife cooked.... Assholes, I'm typing this because it happened about an our ago

LOL. I don't know about Mormons, but I love when jehova's witnesses knock on my door. I invite them in and argue with them.
JW: "The lord said this and blah blah blah"
Me: "No he didn't. I can ask him right now"
JW: "Oh, really?"
Me: "Lord, if you really said that, make this Jehova's Witness get out of my house."

GREAT STORY RIGHT HERE:
So my wife was visiting her mother in Washington and my daughter was at school. Anyway these two Mormons knock on my door, same old, same old "Good day sir, do you have a moment to spare about the word of Jesus Christ." I thought I finally have a chance to get back at those bastards. I invite them in. I ask Do you fine gentlemen want anything to drink? Water, juice, how about a beer?" They respond "Oh no thank you, Mormons aren't allowed to partake in the consum-" I interrupt them saying "Oh you know you want to, coooome ooon" They tell me they have to go, I take a nice cold IPA from the fridge, place it in one of their hands and whisper "One fore the road, don't worry, God isn't watching." They practically ran away....

LMAO. That's awesome.

What was wrong with the joke?

woah woah woah theres some pretty awsome shit goin down do you got to winnacunnet

Yes I do.

where in nh

I know you. You're Alex. We both live in the same town dude.

woah woah woah theres some pretty awsome shit goin down do you got to winnacunnet

Yes I do.

I am also from NH. And I agree with you good sir.

new hampshire me to

hey, new Hampshire guys.. try Canada[big][big], iv had to leave through my second story window

same here snow up past my damn door

wher in nh

The glasses probably.

Delightful.

Fine;
1. The animation wasn't anything special. It wasn't exciting or interesting.
2. The plot was horrendously unoriginal. It's like every other kids mocie.
3. Already answered that as best I can.
4. The music is just plain boring.
5. I don't give a shit about thumbs, and considering the immense amount of negative thumbs I already have, it would be a waste of time for me to thumb my comment up.
6. As you have seen, I did not thumb your comment down. You can believe I'm 12 if you want, but do 12 year old's really have grammar and spelling as coherent as mine?

I did when I was 12. But I was the only one lol. There. Now I can respect your opinion because you have reasoning behind it mate.

Delightful.

1. No it didn't.
2. No it didn't.
3. Fine, I'll give you that, but that's not much.
4. Music is gay tv stealer shit.
5. No I didn't.
6. No I won't, no I'm not, and yes I can.

Denying everything I say = Not respecting my opinion.

Fine;
1. The animation wasn't anything special. It wasn't exciting or interesting.
2. The plot was horrendously unoriginal. It's like every other kids mocie.
3. Already answered that as best I can.
4. The music is just plain boring.
5. I don't give a shit about thumbs, and considering the immense amount of negative thumbs I already have, it would be a waste of time for me to thumb my comment up.
6. As you have seen, I did not thumb your comment down. You can believe I'm 12 if you want, but do 12 year old's really have grammar and spelling as coherent as mine?

I did when I was 12. But I was the only one lol. There. Now I can respect your opinion because you have reasoning behind it mate.

Delightful.

Yeah, I'm kinda mad.