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Gender: male
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:9/21/2014
Location:New Hampshire
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#29948
Highest Content Rank:#2745
Highest Comment Rank:#2593
Content Thumbs: 3606 total,  4043 ,  437
Comment Thumbs: 1690 total,  2648 ,  958
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 89% (89/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:83059
Times Content Favorited:215 times
Total Comments Made:1164
FJ Points:5325
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Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

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#133 - I would kick her vagina with my dick. 12/03/2011 on Ginger +8
#59 - The Wetboro Baptists aren't appreciated here. Sir, I'm going t… 11/29/2011 on Trolling Amputees +4
#239 - I read that as PENIS instead of pens. I've been spending too… 11/29/2011 on pens on chains +7
#519 - Oh what the hell!!! That's just ****** up dude. G… 11/26/2011 on Inventions +3
#1 - If there is a God, he can defy science, which means he can cre…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2011 on OC MINDFUCKS 0
User avatar #3 - rhysmack (11/23/2011) [-]
nice
#2 - justkewl (11/23/2011) [-]
#125 - I would have asked him if he knew what atheist meant, this guy… 11/23/2011 on Thanksgiving WTF +1
#783 - Anybody else notice that the gay guy had an apple computer? 11/19/2011 on Homosexual +6
#801 - I would tell you all which team I root for but you'd all hate … 11/18/2011 on I love you guys so much.... +1
#309 - That's just how Nintendo feels about it dumbass. That's not th… 11/14/2011 on Just A Thought -2
#297 - The ROMs aren't illegal if you can prove that you own the actu… 11/14/2011 on Just A Thought 0
#355 - No, they train in Paris Island. Which is off the coast of Sout… 11/11/2011 on Armed Forces -1
#353 - What's the shortest book in the world? The book of French War Heroes.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2011 on Armed Forces +3
User avatar #376 - metalmine (11/11/2011) [-]
what book? I only know of one. Jean d'arc. otherwise they were either midgets or assholes
#71 - Found you again ******* .  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2011 on Read Description 0
User avatar #72 - Aleafe (11/09/2011) [-]
lol andrew kherr
#1052 - You get shot by atheist extremists in my town if you believe i… 11/08/2011 on Ethics 0
#1044 - Every prisoner in my town is Atheist I'm pretty sure. I'm one …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2011 on Ethics 0
User avatar #1076 - ZOOTAllures (11/08/2011) [-]
i can't tell if this is a troll, what town?
#375 - My town is highly atheist and full of atheist extremists. Two … 11/07/2011 on Ethics +2
#379 - Because I have some self control. Not a lot. But I have enough…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2011 on stupid things i believe as... 0
User avatar #386 - solidone (11/05/2011) [-]
I could do 3 days. It could be worse. You could be Arrant.
#441 - arrant (11/05/2011) [-]
Rolls 66.
Faps directly afterwards anyways.
#352 - Eh. That's doable.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2011 on stupid things i believe as... 0
User avatar #356 - solidone (11/05/2011) [-]
How?
User avatar #379 - Sammmy (11/05/2011) [-]
Because I have some self control. Not a lot. But I have enough to last two days.
User avatar #386 - solidone (11/05/2011) [-]
I could do 3 days. It could be worse. You could be Arrant.
#441 - arrant (11/05/2011) [-]
Rolls 66.
Faps directly afterwards anyways.
#351 - **Sammmy rolls 31**  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2011 on stupid things i believe as... 0
User avatar #352 - Sammmy (11/05/2011) [-]
Eh. That's doable.
User avatar #356 - solidone (11/05/2011) [-]
How?
User avatar #379 - Sammmy (11/05/2011) [-]
Because I have some self control. Not a lot. But I have enough to last two days.
User avatar #386 - solidone (11/05/2011) [-]
I could do 3 days. It could be worse. You could be Arrant.
#441 - arrant (11/05/2011) [-]
Rolls 66.
Faps directly afterwards anyways.
#271 - I'm talking about Viktor Reznov lol. He doesn't make CoD videos. 11/01/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#269 - Picture 11/01/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#266 - Yes, however Captain America comics don't suck like CoD does. 11/01/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#146 - Victor Reznov is a fictional character and Captain America mak… 11/01/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse +1
#1 - This needs ******* front page to shut both of them up. 10/27/2011 on Internet Christians and... 0
#568 - Aren't these the guys who want to take down facebook?  [+] (7 new replies) 10/27/2011 on REVENGE 0
#576 - datlilnub (10/27/2011) [-]
yes, they want to do this because they found out that facebook works with the goverment and Mark (owner of facebook) is selling our information to the goverment, and anon does not like this
User avatar #606 - mads (10/27/2011) [-]
well annon doesnt know that for sure. it could be a rumour and a rumour spreads fast through the internet. but this is exactly what annon should be for.
#749 - datlilnub (10/27/2011) [-]
trust me, anon is not the type of people to go around on sprees of website crashing, what ever they do they always have a cause
User avatar #754 - mads (10/29/2011) [-]
yeah thats true but sometimes it goes a bit wrong
#755 - datlilnub (10/29/2011) [-]
destorying face book for selling our personal info to the goverment
taking down pedofiles

you think they are wrong?
sorry but i support them 100%
User avatar #756 - mads (10/31/2011) [-]
Well we're not entierly sure if that is ture. it could just be a rumour, they spread fast on a close community
#570 - shittyjunk (10/27/2011) [-]
**shittyjunk rolled a random image** anon + you+= no more facebook?
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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
4. click send trade and enter captcha
#10 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
#9 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Traditional Family Racism #2 **
#8 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #109904 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#7 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #7602436 at FJ Pony Thread **
#6 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #94383 at Video Games Board **
#5 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Dear Diary **
#4 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #214 at Oh yesss **
#3 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #867 at Traps. **
#2 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
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