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Gender: male
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:9/23/2014
Location:New Hampshire
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#30013
Highest Content Rank:#2745
Highest Comment Rank:#2593
Content Thumbs: 3606 total,  4043 ,  437
Comment Thumbs: 1690 total,  2648 ,  958
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 89% (89/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:83062
Times Content Favorited:215 times
Total Comments Made:1164
FJ Points:5325
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Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

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#56 - Now before you say "pics or it didn't happen" I'm no… 01/05/2012 on Strange Facts 7 +5
#52 - Yes there is. I have a whole ******* stack of the…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2012 on Strange Facts 7 +4
User avatar #70 - thenukecity (01/06/2012) [-]
will you look at that. I didnt even know we used to have 2 dollar bills.
#19 - We already have a Steve in our memes. This guy should be calle… 01/05/2012 on Small comp of Stoner Stan +3
#1 - This would do better in **** 01/04/2012 on U like? then thumb +15
#1 - Spoiler alert!: The bird is dead.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2011 on One in a Million Baseball... +7
User avatar #2 - Robogenisis (12/25/2011) [-]
No, I'm pretty sure it saw the baseball coming and shed all its feathers to confuse it.
#4 - eldergodsinc (12/25/2011) [-]
EVOLUTION
#1 - That pic freaks me the **** out every time I see … 12/24/2011 on Genetic Memory +1
#236 - I said funnyjunk. Is your name funnyjunk sir? 12/20/2011 on Meanwhile, on the pony thread. 0
#187 - 1  [+] (8 new replies) 12/20/2011 on Meanwhile, on the pony thread. 0
#206 - zorrobot (12/20/2011) [-]
42
#193 - CIS White Male (12/20/2011) [-]
7
#192 - hyperbrony has deleted their comment.
User avatar #190 - suddenlypotatoes (12/20/2011) [-]
2
User avatar #189 - isheepwebcast (12/20/2011) [-]
nigger
#196 - hankhillsuper (12/20/2011) [-]
dickbutt
#203 - seniornsfw (12/20/2011) [-]
Richard SimmonsMcJagger
#205 - hankhillsuper (12/20/2011) [-]
Richard Simmonsgermcjagger le PENIS
#186 - If funny junk can consecutively count to 12 succesfully. I wil…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/20/2011 on Meanwhile, on the pony thread. +4
User avatar #230 - cxseventhousand (12/20/2011) [-]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 20,11, potato
#227 - dudeofdudez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #215 - thisisnotaname (12/20/2011) [-]
Potato
User avatar #211 - guessmyusername (12/20/2011) [-]
*roll 666*
User avatar #187 - Sammmy (12/20/2011) [-]
1
#206 - zorrobot (12/20/2011) [-]
42
#193 - CIS White Male (12/20/2011) [-]
7
#192 - hyperbrony has deleted their comment.
User avatar #190 - suddenlypotatoes (12/20/2011) [-]
2
User avatar #189 - isheepwebcast (12/20/2011) [-]
nigger
#196 - hankhillsuper (12/20/2011) [-]
dickbutt
#203 - seniornsfw (12/20/2011) [-]
Richard SimmonsMcJagger
#205 - hankhillsuper (12/20/2011) [-]
Richard Simmonsgermcjagger le PENIS
#101 - It's ctrl, SHIFT, escape.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2011 on good advice duck 0
User avatar #103 - RazzberryRipper (12/20/2011) [-]
Nope. Still not long enough.
#110 - evilthumber (12/20/2011) [-]
you must have REALLY small hands!!!
#112 - evilthumber (12/20/2011) [-]
Or maybe i just have really large hands??
User avatar #109 - phunkyzilla (12/20/2011) [-]
then you have baby hands <_>
#415 - So close.... 12/19/2011 on Funnyjunk for the next week 0
#414 - **Sammmy rolls 4,007**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2011 on Funnyjunk for the next week +1
User avatar #415 - Sammmy (12/19/2011) [-]
So close....
#1 - Merry Christmas dude. &feature=plpp_video 12/19/2011 on thelegitreaper's profile 0
#4459 - **Sammmy rolled user thelegitreaper ** 12/19/2011 on Secret Santa! 0
#2 - The bad grammar is the joke. Calm down buddy. 12/18/2011 on What was problems? +2
#2 - Cannot be unseen! 12/17/2011 on FJ'ers suck balls +1
#1 - Since this is an atheistic point of view.... I'm calling it ri… 12/13/2011 on Religious stuff 0
#3 - This is crazy dude. 12/13/2011 on Is that all ? no scroll down 0
#195 - That's not a downside if you can suck it up and not be a little bitch. 12/12/2011 on Logic +2
#267 - IIRC he's from a show called Freakazoid.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2011 on Voice Actor Comp part 9 0
User avatar #269 - bleachedpheather (12/08/2011) [-]
thank you.
#212 - *agnostic theist No, I'm open to all people's opinions, it'…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2011 on haha christian +1
User avatar #895 - ficarra (12/08/2011) [-]
It bothers me when athiests bash other religions and complain about christians trying to convert them, but other than that, I have no fucks to give. Just skip/thumb down, and move on.
#256 - Monkeyfarmer (12/08/2011) [-]
Agnostic, eh? My kind of person... (im Agnostic-Atheist. Used to be Southern Baptist)
User avatar #230 - smilingmountain (12/08/2011) [-]
Well to be honest in my experiences with Christian content in particular it always has something to go with how everyone else is wrong.
#198 - Cool! 12/08/2011 on haha christian 0
#192 - There is such a thing as an agnostic theist. I'm one.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2011 on haha christian +1
#195 - edielsanchez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #198 - Sammmy (12/08/2011) [-]
Cool!
#188 - He's just gonna show you the "echoes of the big bang phot… 12/08/2011 on haha christian -2
#182 - Atheistic opinion or content? FRONT PAGE.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2011 on haha christian +7
User avatar #201 - ficarra (12/08/2011) [-]
problem, christian?
User avatar #212 - Sammmy (12/08/2011) [-]
*agnostic theist
No, I'm open to all people's opinions, it's just that atheistic content always makes front page and it frankly peeves me a bit.
User avatar #895 - ficarra (12/08/2011) [-]
It bothers me when athiests bash other religions and complain about christians trying to convert them, but other than that, I have no fucks to give. Just skip/thumb down, and move on.
#256 - Monkeyfarmer (12/08/2011) [-]
Agnostic, eh? My kind of person... (im Agnostic-Atheist. Used to be Southern Baptist)
User avatar #230 - smilingmountain (12/08/2011) [-]
Well to be honest in my experiences with Christian content in particular it always has something to go with how everyone else is wrong.
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User avatar #13 - struttndatass (06/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
4. click send trade and enter captcha
#10 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
#9 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Traditional Family Racism #2 **
#8 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #109904 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#7 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #7602436 at FJ Pony Thread **
#6 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #94383 at Video Games Board **
#5 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Dear Diary **
#4 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #214 at Oh yesss **
#3 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #867 at Traps. **
#2 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
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