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Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:New Hampshire
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Highest Content Rank:#2745
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Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

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#208 - Yes, because wikipedia now has a facebook like button  [+] (10 new replies) 01/21/2012 on Lamar Smith 0
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User avatar #213 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
Or... A more plausible answer, it's Lamar Smith's facebook fanpage and info from wikipedia is on it.
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User avatar #217 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
That, my friend, is what we call a fan page. You can like somebody on it and learn neat things on it from wikipedia.

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User avatar #221 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
Don't stray away from the subject. My point is that it's not a wikipedia article. It's a fanpage on facebook with wikipedia info on it.
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#281 - vulcz (01/22/2012) [-]
On some pages you do have to like it before posting comments.

Direct quote for you.

"It's a wikipedia article. Not a page. Idiot "

Who is the idiot? you.
User avatar #224 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
Oh lol, I thought you meant that the screenshot was ripped straight off of wikipedia.
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#46 - It's funny because the entire megaupload staff got arrested, s… 01/21/2012 on no one is safe +1
#560 - **Sammmy rolls 71** 01/21/2012 on link in description!!!!... +1
#539 - I bet everybody who votes comments like these up gets banned.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2012 on Stop Internet Censorship... +1
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#534 - > Pats defense has never been known for being the best …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2012 on Tebow +1
User avatar #551 - pollowang (01/17/2012) [-]
Thank you Sammmy. And gigahiga, remember 2009? Even with Brady's sub Matt Cassell playing better than anyone could have possibly imagined, the Pats didn't make the playoffs. Yes, the Colts didn't make it this year without Peyton, but it wasn't just that. Even with Peyton, they would have been a mediocre team. They have no running backs, a bad o-line, and a crappy defense outside of Dwight Freeney. Also, 3 rings to 1. I think that answers the leader question. And indianboi, do the names Mike Vrabel, Rodney Harrison, Asante Samuel, Richard Seymour, Willie McGinest, or Tedy Bruschi ring a bell? Yeah, the Colts offense when they won was better than the '01/'03 Pats offenses, but those Patriots defenses were amazing. But we both think Brady's the best, your just saying he's sooooo much better, when they are really just different.
#527 - I know lol. I was being a smartass. 01/16/2012 on Tebow 0
#205 - Last time I checked Tom Brady threw more Touchdowns than Peyto…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/16/2012 on Tebow -2
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User avatar #527 - Sammmy (01/16/2012) [-]
I know lol. I was being a smartass.
#352 - pollowang (01/16/2012) [-]
Or like saying Brady threw more touchdown passes than Joe Montana. You have to look at each of the quarterbacks in their primes. Also, MFW talking about football when 90% of sports convos on fj are about soccer
User avatar #362 - indianboi (01/16/2012) [-]
When it comes down to it, it's not just impressive numbers (A lot of QBs have impressive numbers) but who can get the job done. As of right now Terry Bradshaw ans Joe Montana have 4 SuperBowl rings. Brady has 3 and counting. How many does Peyton have again?
User avatar #378 - pollowang (01/16/2012) [-]
No, I am a pats fan and i love Brady. I was just saying that line of reasoning doesn't make sense. But Brady's first (definitely) and second (arguably) superbowls were won with defense, while Peyton won by himself. But I think Brady's a better leader and his stats are better so I think Brady's better.
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User avatar #499 - indianboi (01/16/2012) [-]
Saying that Peyton won the ring by himself is the most disrespectful thing you could say to any team. You have to work with what you have. Pats defense has never been known for being the best ether. It's always been offense vs offense and Brady and Peyton have just as many great receivers and in fact the Colts had a great running game for a while with Addai while the Pats have never been known for their running game until now. So if anything Peyton had more tools and options at hand.
User avatar #534 - Sammmy (01/16/2012) [-]
> Pats defense has never been known for being the best
The patriots defense was the best up until 2008 iirc. In 2007 I'm pretty sure they had the top ranked defense and offense.
User avatar #551 - pollowang (01/17/2012) [-]
Thank you Sammmy. And gigahiga, remember 2009? Even with Brady's sub Matt Cassell playing better than anyone could have possibly imagined, the Pats didn't make the playoffs. Yes, the Colts didn't make it this year without Peyton, but it wasn't just that. Even with Peyton, they would have been a mediocre team. They have no running backs, a bad o-line, and a crappy defense outside of Dwight Freeney. Also, 3 rings to 1. I think that answers the leader question. And indianboi, do the names Mike Vrabel, Rodney Harrison, Asante Samuel, Richard Seymour, Willie McGinest, or Tedy Bruschi ring a bell? Yeah, the Colts offense when they won was better than the '01/'03 Pats offenses, but those Patriots defenses were amazing. But we both think Brady's the best, your just saying he's sooooo much better, when they are really just different.
#203 - Comment deleted 01/16/2012 on Tebow 0
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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2012 on My Reaction to SOPA Being... 0
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#3 - I think it's pretty terrible too tbh. 01/13/2012 on WTF MOM +1
#219 - Wow. That would suck to be that baby girl later on. To have ov… 01/12/2012 on Mmm strawberry +1
#200 - I'm coming to use your trampoline now. This looks like great w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2012 on Bouncy Castle +26
User avatar #203 - Aleafe (01/12/2012) [-]
lol
#191 - I saw it within the first five seconds. 01/12/2012 on When you see it +1
#207 - Can't girls get like, really bad infections from having sugar …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2012 on Mmm strawberry +17
#215 - rahrahrose (01/12/2012) [-]
if parents use talcum powder on baby girls, it can cause ovarian cysts in later life, true story.

(not related at all, i realise now)
User avatar #219 - Sammmy (01/12/2012) [-]
Wow. That would suck to be that baby girl later on. To have ovarian cysts just out of nowhere.
#214 - anonymous (01/12/2012) [-]
Well, at least I didn't get anything from the chocolate sauce that was absolutely everywhere after one... interesting time. Lady parts are self-cleaning. ;D
#951 - Romney is not pro SOPA. He slammed SOPA in Merrimack a little … 01/12/2012 on Paul -2
#240 - He has a jacket on in the pics after the first two.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2012 on GGG Hate 9GAG! 0
User avatar #241 - CofeeFreak (01/12/2012) [-]
Okay, thank you for clearing that up!
#248 - I feel like an ass for clicking 'funny' 01/10/2012 on This guy +28
#66 - This makes me sad to be a New Hampshirite. 01/10/2012 on Vermin Supreme +3
#495 - Comment deleted 01/10/2012 on happy trollin 0
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#4 - You're a poser. Or maybe you're just a terrible troll. 01/09/2012 on djjacobd's profile 0
#268 - Come on man, you're supposed to act like you've been there bef… 01/06/2012 on Yao Ming, Christina... +3
#57 - Just wanted to say.... I ******* love your username. 01/05/2012 on Strange Facts 7 0
#56 - Now before you say "pics or it didn't happen" I'm no… 01/05/2012 on Strange Facts 7 +5
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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
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hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
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