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Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

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#95 - yeah but we can't see all of it in the night sky because it's … 12/15/2014 on This would be awesome +1
#41 - That super bowl must be pretty far in the future 12/15/2014 on American Football's most... 0
#186 - er sorry, my bad, not parody law. fair use.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on 4.4 million words and counting 0
User avatar #187 - thepuckisthiss (12/11/2014) [-]
God knows it's a sin
#185 - uhm no it's not? Look up parody law my friend. 12/11/2014 on 4.4 million words and counting 0
#2091 - Picture 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0
#95 - what the **** is wrong with you and what the …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Equality in action 0
User avatar #97 - gramernazi (11/26/2014) [-]
I've never lost a game of monopoly. I'm serious about that shit
#126 - Truth. 11/19/2014 on men are ATMs 0
#103 - I'm trying to be witty and think of something a SJW might say …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on men are ATMs 0
User avatar #124 - gibroner (11/19/2014) [-]
well your problem is that witty and things SJWs would say don't really go together
User avatar #126 - Sammmy (11/19/2014) [-]
Truth.
#123 - gibroner has deleted their comment.
#55 - It's in the deleted scenes from the Borat movie.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on the dankle 0
User avatar #58 - satanisrealgod (11/14/2014) [-]
thanks
#109 - They're both six years old.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Think aboot it, fwend +3
#115 - zyketor (11/08/2014) [-]
Twice the age:
Brother: 6-2 = 4
Sister: 6+2 = 8
That works

Three times age:
Brother: 6-2-2 = 2
Sister: 6+2+2 = 10
Incorrect

Alternate methods of three times, since there is a lot of unclarity in the question:
Brother: 6-2-2 = 3
Sister: 6+2+1 = 9
Incorrect also

Brother: 6-2 = 4
Sister: 6+2+1 = 9
Incorrect also

Brother: 6-2-1 = 3
Sister: 6+2+1 = 9
Correct!

So.... yea, apparently that's how it's properly done. Good job, it's hard to solve a very poorly worded math problem like that.

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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
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