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SammieSama

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#5917
Highest Content Rank:#1581
Highest Comment Rank:#2955
Content Thumbs: 5684 total,  6266 ,  582
Comment Thumbs: 3907 total,  4272 ,  365
Content Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 156 Content: Faptastic → Level 157 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:228771
Times Content Favorited:367 times
Total Comments Made:789
FJ Points:9277
I'm Sam. I'm really starting to hate FunnyJunk but unfortunately it's become a part of my daily habits so I can't stop.

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    Uploaded: 05/07/13
    Sick day Sick day
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    Uploaded: 10/21/12
    Roses are red, Roses are red,
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    Comments: 78
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    Uploaded: 03/17/13
    Makes sense to me Makes sense to me
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    Uploaded: 08/19/13
    *couch* *couch*
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    Uploaded: 11/19/13
    Before your dentist appointment Before your dentist appointment
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    Uploaded: 05/27/14
    Pigilly Pigilly
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    Uploaded: 03/18/13
    All of my want All of my want
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    Comments: 6
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    Uploaded: 06/09/14
    Squerr Squerr

latest user's comments

#21 - Hue Get it?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Can you get any cooler than... +1
User avatar #23 - bobthedilder (12/20/2014) [-]
yes
#25 - One better  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on No.. +11
User avatar #39 - sociocat (12/20/2014) [-]
Yes thank you
#7 - I'm only very terrified this might be real 12/12/2014 on Can't wait +3
#167 - Leave passion suicide. Huh. 12/09/2014 on Who are you 0
#1532 - Your mama's so pleasant that we had a tea party and it was a w… 12/08/2014 on insult the mods! +1
#580 - I'm happy to answer any questions. I figure it's better you ge… 12/07/2014 on Tumblr Hate Mob VS... 0
#570 - A little bit of both. It gives a realistic buldge and even if…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Tumblr Hate Mob VS... 0
User avatar #571 - danniegurl (12/06/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks for answering. I'm a bit curious about it, but I've got more experience and knowledge of mtf. I've got a friend who I play magic the gathering with and she's transgender too.
User avatar #580 - SammieSama (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm happy to answer any questions. I figure it's better you get your answers from me than making assumptions about it. I'm also a lot more open about it than a lot of people so please, feel free. Even PM me if you want. (=
#264 - Picture 12/05/2014 on Somewhat Amusing +1
#547 - I'd like to see this story, especially your addition, turned i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Tumblr Hate Mob VS... 0
User avatar #553 - demented (12/05/2014) [-]
I can show this to a few people and see what comes of it
#543 - Yeah, but what do you do. I can imagine she's probably still f…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Tumblr Hate Mob VS... +1
User avatar #545 - demented (12/05/2014) [-]
She went home weeping "i-it just came off, like a lizard's tail"
User avatar #547 - SammieSama (12/05/2014) [-]
I'd like to see this story, especially your addition, turned into a comic.
User avatar #553 - demented (12/05/2014) [-]
I can show this to a few people and see what comes of it
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#14 - LegititmateKyle ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Thanks for the stories, you seem pretty cool.
User avatar #15 to #14 - SammieSama (12/05/2014) [-]
Thanks, man. I was confused as to why I couldn't thumb this comment then I realized it was on my profile. Heh.
#16 to #15 - LegititmateKyle ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
This way it will live on forever.
This way it will live on forever.
#13 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #9 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Hello, random friend of mine.
User avatar #10 to #9 - SammieSama (05/06/2013) [-]
Why hello thar
User avatar #11 to #10 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Hello indeed.
#8 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
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#3 - waffies (03/18/2013) [-]
Heya broski. how's life?
User avatar #4 to #3 - SammieSama (03/19/2013) [-]
Up and down, such is though. How about you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (03/19/2013) [-]
doing alright, watching my favorite show, playing some minecraft. everyone in my house is sick though, that's no fun
User avatar #6 to #5 - SammieSama (03/19/2013) [-]
Ugh. Sickness. T'is the season.
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (03/19/2013) [-]
yuuuup. I got over mine quickly enough. Anything worth mentioning on your end?
User avatar #1 - valabigballs (11/07/2012) [-]
:)
User avatar #2 to #1 - SammieSama (11/07/2012) [-]
I saw you that comment about not having any friends, I hope this cheered you up a little =)
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