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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/02/2009
Last Login:6/28/2011
Location:The Kitchen
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Time to fuck shit up. Niggas.
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#107 - I love you too random guy :) 06/19/2011 on SammichMakerLady's profile 0
#308 - Yes, in fact there is another kind of black pepper. 12/14/2010 on Cool Body Tricks Pt3 +3
#9 - lmao, wtf do you listen to then? radio disney? 12/11/2009 on I need your help guise! +1
#4 - do liek 12/10/2009 on I need your help guise! 0
#97 - Lmao  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2009 on SammichMakerLady's profile 0
User avatar #98 - authornotartist (12/12/2009) [-]
Im serious! He is such a dick!
User avatar #99 - darkslayer (12/20/2009) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with your head?
User avatar #100 - authornotartist (12/25/2009) [-]
What's wrong with yours? You promised you'd unblock me. I'm coming round your house tomorrow.
#26 - Lol, It called me a dragqueen. I betchya I can kind this idio… 12/07/2009 on Shannel's profile 0
#95 - My brain hurts... 12/04/2009 on Zoom In +1
#303 - You obviously hate me. Either that or your sad because your a … 12/03/2009 on Robert Pattison beat up 0
#19 - High school turned him mad... Madness...  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2009 on Gabe Perez +3
#21 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
Madness no...
#22 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
madnes....THIS IS SPAAAAAARRRTAAAAAAAAAA
#23 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
No this is Patrick
#38 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
Every time? Really? Lmao it's still funny as shit tho XD

#24 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
actually...its mary ruth....but you may call me Miss
#4 - Lol, I tried on a pair of those before, they are completely ri…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2009 on Seeing Through Bars +4
#8 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
my youtube is ShudderShades 4 out vids i wear shudder shades
I CANT FUCKING SEE THE CAMERAAAAAA
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#106 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
I am so Fuckin Sick of u Bitch , cunt ,whore because u keep complaining abt ur vaginal discharge!!
Drink some poison!!
User avatar #107 to #106 - SammichMakerLady (06/19/2011) [-]
I love you too random guy :)
User avatar #105 - ShapeShifter (02/03/2010) [-]
U a emo chick???
User avatar #103 - ChichiGigante (01/28/2010) [-]
DAMN UR FAT!
User avatar #104 to #103 - ShapeShifter (02/03/2010) [-]
Damm ur Fat???

Damm U R Fat!!!

#102 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
aw. . .! You deleted the comment When I said "Could you please make me a sammich?" and you said "*POOF* your a sammich! :)"! man you're awesome.
User avatar #92 - Bacula (12/02/2009) [-]
Your awsome.
User avatar #90 - SovBraden **User deleted account** (11/28/2009) [-]
Wow, you have like.. a Cult following xD Sammich's ftw
User avatar #91 to #90 - SammichMakerLady (11/28/2009) [-]
Naw. lol.
User avatar #87 - HomeSikk (11/28/2009) [-]
Wassup Cutey???
User avatar #88 to #87 - SammichMakerLady (11/28/2009) [-]
Mm not much...
User avatar #86 - authornotartist (11/28/2009) [-]
Wow, you're really beautiful... CursedE, I like that!! Lol
#93 to #86 - GoddamnBatman (12/03/2009) [-]
Well according to Darkslayer so is your new boyfriend who you dumped him for.
User avatar #96 to #93 - authornotartist (12/09/2009) [-]
You are darkslayer, you have 3 accounts, hotfudgecake, darslayer and goddamnbatman. I know you in real life. You are ginger, and trying to get back at me for leaving you. Also, you are reading Twilight. This is all true.
User avatar #98 to #97 - authornotartist (12/12/2009) [-]
Im serious! He is such a dick!
User avatar #99 to #98 - darkslayer (12/20/2009) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with your head?
User avatar #100 to #99 - authornotartist (12/25/2009) [-]
What's wrong with yours? You promised you'd unblock me. I'm coming round your house tomorrow.
User avatar #80 - blackjack (11/27/2009) [-]
O.o
#75 - AynRand (11/25/2009) [-]
You're a Socialist, therefore, you must be destroyed.
User avatar #77 to #75 - SammichMakerLady (11/25/2009) [-]
Your just mad because you know I'm right, you poser.
(BTW guys don't like 'feminists')...So I would get your strap-on out and call up your girlfriend with size 0 gauges and get to it.
#73 - Proarchangel (11/24/2009) [-]
You had a baby, congrats. Is it a lovely baby girl or boy? And you have quite a lovely face and picture.
#71 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
fucking stop commenting every little thing on this site. you're fucking everywhere i click. stupid ginger. oh and you're a whore. what kinda lady that has something going for her puts as a screenname ' sammichmakerlady' wow you have no life bitch. seriously. get off fj you slut. take care of your child and get off the computer.
#83 to #71 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
What kind of lady that has something going for her gets jealous of someone who actually has a life and is pretty and beautiful in every way..then decides to post useless shit on her profile? Go get laid bitch!! And I love your username SammichMakerLady!!
Captcha:sperm
LMAO
User avatar #72 to #71 - SammichMakerLady (11/23/2009) [-]
Isn't the point of an SN to be 'witty' and 'awesome'? So why don't you mind your own business mrs feminist cunt Anon#71, and worry about your own self.
There are a ton of people that comment on every picture. And if you don't like me, then don't tell me because I could care less.
-Have a nice day!,
Your Friend,
SammichMakerLady.
User avatar #76 to #72 - itsagiraffe (11/25/2009) [-]
fried
#79 to #76 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
applesauce
#94 to #79 - GoddamnBatman (12/03/2009) [-]
Pancake
User avatar #74 to #72 - Bacula (11/24/2009) [-]
Owned.
#70 - iLuld (11/22/2009) [-]
Your picture is disturbing
#69 - MrMouz (11/22/2009) [-]
Make me a sammich
#67 - Ayn Rand (11/21/2009) [-]
Fuck you ho.
User avatar #68 to #67 - SammichMakerLady (11/21/2009) [-]
In ur dreams.
#81 to #68 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
I believe that was a win, ma'am.
#84 to #81 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
Flawless Victory actually.
#66 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
you're pretty...PRETTY BEAUTIFUL!!
User avatar #65 - HomeSikk (11/20/2009) [-]
You're name brings happiness to Men
#59 - OsamaBinLlama (11/20/2009) [-]
omg ur perfect i think im in love
User avatar #53 - onesickmojo (11/20/2009) [-]
if you really looked like that, "hi whats up?"
#52 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
if that pics u, awwe damn girl, u need to be punished
#101 to #52 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
Um, you need to see a Therapist. . . .
User avatar #55 to #52 - SammichMakerLady (11/20/2009) [-]
Uhmmm...Why?
#61 to #55 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
i can has sammich?
User avatar #64 to #61 - laspussy (11/20/2009) [-]
the fire won't stop spreading O_O its burning the computer
User avatar #78 to #64 - SammichMakerLady (11/25/2009) [-]
we didn't start the fire it was always burnin....lol. I
ll stop.
#95 to #78 - GoddamnBatman (12/03/2009) [-]
Which version of we didn't start the fire?
#85 to #78 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
Omg... I think I'm in love haha.
You're beautiful... and you've heard We Didn't Start The Fire... and you make sammiches... and you don't take anyone's shit...

Holy shit.

Captcha: Waltz > Wanna waltz with me ahaha
User avatar #57 to #55 - satanisthesavior (11/20/2009) [-]
Because you are so hot my screen is starting to smoke!

Oh crap! I need a fire extinguisher!
#82 to #57 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
Worst pickup line ever..
captcha:mossy
User avatar #58 to #57 - SammichMakerLady (11/20/2009) [-]
Aww, lol thanks =]
User avatar #60 to #58 - RJstacy (11/20/2009) [-]
well its true
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