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Date Signed Up:11/03/2010
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I am a Very weird girl and yes I will admit that I am, if you can't accept a weird girl then go away I don't need you.

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    the true Mascott the true Mascott

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User avatar #140 - SonicTeam (05/16/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday To Me
User avatar #139 - custardpie (04/16/2013) [-]
Hey, it's doctorfluxvortexx. I shouldn't have ignored you.
#137 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#138 to #137 - SamiGirl (02/03/2013) [-]
yes
yes
#135 - anonymous (09/15/2012) [-]
post nudes
#136 to #135 - SamiGirl (09/15/2012) [-]
Nah. But thanks for asking. ^-^
Nah. But thanks for asking. ^-^
User avatar #113 - badboywantsu (12/30/2011) [-]
what would you like to talk about?
User avatar #114 to #133 - SamiGirl (12/30/2011) [-]
i don't know, i baked tonight :-)
User avatar #115 to #134 - badboywantsu (12/30/2011) [-]
nice, what did you bake?
User avatar #116 to #135 - SamiGirl (12/30/2011) [-]
Cookies
User avatar #117 to #136 - badboywantsu (12/31/2011) [-]
yum
i want some
User avatar #118 to #137 - SamiGirl (01/01/2012) [-]
lol they are pretty yummy
User avatar #119 to #138 - badboywantsu (01/01/2012) [-]
happy new year
User avatar #120 to #139 - SamiGirl (01/01/2012) [-]
same to you :-)
User avatar #121 to #140 - badboywantsu (01/01/2012) [-]
any new years resolutions yet?
User avatar #122 to #141 - SamiGirl (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah
User avatar #123 to #142 - badboywantsu (01/02/2012) [-]
can you say them?
one of mine is to eat better and do 30 sit ups a day.
User avatar #124 to #143 - SamiGirl (01/02/2012) [-]
to fight with my boyfriend less. and to lose weight

User avatar #125 to #144 - badboywantsu (01/02/2012) [-]
best of luck with both.
User avatar #126 to #145 - SamiGirl (01/02/2012) [-]
same to you
User avatar #127 to #146 - badboywantsu (01/02/2012) [-]
so why are you up so late?
User avatar #128 to #147 - SamiGirl (01/02/2012) [-]
just cuz i can :-)

User avatar #129 to #148 - badboywantsu (01/02/2012) [-]
me too, although waking up for work is a bitch.
my tummy is getting smaller already, and my muscles are getting bigger :)
User avatar #130 to #149 - SamiGirl (01/03/2012) [-]
awesome :-)

User avatar #131 to #150 - badboywantsu (01/03/2012) [-]
yes it is, i want to be able to pull off a back flip eventually.
User avatar #132 to #151 - SamiGirl (01/03/2012) [-]
oh fun :-)
User avatar #133 to #152 - badboywantsu (01/03/2012) [-]
so how is life treating you?
User avatar #92 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
How are you a weird girl?
User avatar #93 to #112 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
Ha creeping. and how am I not lol
User avatar #94 to #113 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
ran out of replies, and read your about me thing.
I dunno the only weird part is that you are nice.
User avatar #95 to #114 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
Lol why is this weird???
User avatar #96 to #115 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
a lot of girls and guys are ******** for no reason other then to be jerks to people.
User avatar #97 to #116 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
I'm not mean unless there is reason
User avatar #98 to #117 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
that is smart, and nice, so what do you want for christmas?
User avatar #99 to #118 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
books, and money so i can afford to get gifts for my parents
User avatar #100 to #119 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
I want a laptop and a car and so since that's too much to ask for i'll be okay with whatever i get.
User avatar #101 to #120 - SamiGirl (12/18/2011) [-]
as will I, its gonna be a small christmas
User avatar #102 to #121 - badboywantsu (12/18/2011) [-]
why is that?
User avatar #103 to #122 - SamiGirl (12/19/2011) [-]
Money lack
User avatar #104 to #123 - badboywantsu (12/19/2011) [-]
i have a bad case of the money lacking too, or i already have it put to something.
User avatar #105 to #124 - SamiGirl (12/20/2011) [-]
yeah money lack sorta sucks
User avatar #106 to #125 - badboywantsu (12/20/2011) [-]
indeed it does.
User avatar #107 to #126 - SamiGirl (12/20/2011) [-]
how are you today
User avatar #108 to #127 - badboywantsu (12/21/2011) [-]
i was up all night and slept in and didn't feel great had off of work played games tried making a happy wheels map it kind of sucks.
User avatar #109 to #128 - SamiGirl (12/21/2011) [-]
oh cool
User avatar #110 to #129 - badboywantsu (12/21/2011) [-]
did you try the map?
User avatar #111 to #130 - SamiGirl (12/22/2011) [-]
nope
User avatar #112 to #131 - badboywantsu (12/22/2011) [-]
okay.jpg
User avatar #86 - manofparody (11/24/2011) [-]
This is why I said arguing with women is impossible. You go on an anon account just to call me a ***** . Seriously, get over your ego and stop being so butt hurt over small **** .
User avatar #87 to #106 - SamiGirl (11/24/2011) [-]
I haven't done **** . **** you.
User avatar #88 to #107 - applepiet (11/24/2011) [-]
I did it, it ******* pissed me off. Stop ******* messing with my cousin.
User avatar #90 to #108 - SamiGirl (11/24/2011) [-]
That was nice of you, and glad you finnaly made an account. But yeah you shouldn't bitch as an anon, cuz then i am the assumed bitcher lol.
User avatar #91 to #110 - applepiet (11/24/2011) [-]
Oh sorry. I didn't mean to do that. And yeah I did make my account [:
User avatar #89 to #108 - applepiet (11/24/2011) [-]
That was ment for the manofparody guy not you Sam.
User avatar #76 - SonicTeam (10/14/2011) [-]
Hello Sami...
User avatar #77 to #96 - SamiGirl (10/14/2011) [-]
Hey Bane. Whats up???
User avatar #78 to #97 - SonicTeam (10/15/2011) [-]
Lets see....
> I was recently banned for 12 hours.
> My FJ Wife broke up with me.
> Haters still hating
> Stressed from many problems
> Became an official BRONY
> Now I'm tired.
User avatar #79 to #98 - SamiGirl (10/15/2011) [-]
Awww Bane i am so sorry.
User avatar #80 to #99 - SonicTeam (10/15/2011) [-]
I just don't know what's everyone's deal?
I'm so upset.
User avatar #81 to #100 - SamiGirl (10/15/2011) [-]
People are stupid as hell i wish they weren't. I am so sorry.
User avatar #82 to #101 - SonicTeam (10/18/2011) [-]
It's OK. I just want things to be normal again or at least an alternative form of acceptance I can work with.
#83 to #102 - SamiGirl (10/18/2011) [-]
I still think your awesome :-)
User avatar #84 to #103 - SonicTeam (10/18/2011) [-]
You're not just saying that to cheer me up, are you?
User avatar #85 to #104 - SamiGirl (10/18/2011) [-]
I have always thought you were awesome bane. your a sweet guy who makes amazing content (no matter what the other idiots say) You are great, don't feel down.
User avatar #54 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
ran out of replies,
is there anything you want to try making?
User avatar #60 to #72 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
I never asked you but how did you find me?
User avatar #55 to #72 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
I wanna cook a German meal Weiner Shnizel and all
User avatar #56 to #73 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
nice, have you ever tried a soufle ( my spelling is bad you know the light puffy bread like food)
User avatar #57 to #74 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
i have not. but i should
User avatar #58 to #75 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
what pets do you have?
User avatar #59 to #76 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
A cat, and 2 dogs
User avatar #61 to #77 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
cool, and i found you by a comment you made that was cool so i decided to say hi and maybe be friends you are really nice :)
User avatar #62 to #79 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
huh which comment? and thank you. your really nice 2 and you seem to like asking questions
User avatar #63 to #80 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
i dunno now, and yes i do like to ask :) is it late where you are?
User avatar #64 to #81 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
its 2:40 am so yeah a little
User avatar #65 to #82 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
3:41 here now lol
User avatar #66 to #83 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
Nice lol
User avatar #67 to #84 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
so how was your day? i got sun burn :/
User avatar #68 to #85 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
good. and ouch. i just got over a really bad sunburn
User avatar #69 to #86 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
i need it i didn't tan this summer.
i got some muscles though, i like talking to you :)
did anything fun happen?
User avatar #70 to #87 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
nice. I like talking to you 2. and i watched movies and played bingo thats about it lol
User avatar #71 to #88 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
did you win?
what movies?
have you ever seen donnie darko?
User avatar #72 to #89 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
No lol
The tenth circle, and 13 going on 30
no
User avatar #73 to #90 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
cool movies too bad about losing and it's a great movie you should watch it.
User avatar #74 to #91 - SamiGirl (08/14/2011) [-]
i will keep that in mind :-)
User avatar #75 to #92 - badboywantsu (08/14/2011) [-]
so do you have anything fun planned for tomorrow?
User avatar #33 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #34 to #51 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
Hi?
User avatar #35 to #52 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #36 to #53 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
Good. you?
User avatar #37 to #54 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
great, want to be friends?
User avatar #38 to #55 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
sure i guess
User avatar #39 to #56 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
yay, so what do you do for fun?
User avatar #40 to #57 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
cook. you?
User avatar #41 to #58 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
draw, tell jokes, hang with friends.
were you joking or do you really like to cook?
User avatar #42 to #59 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
no i really like to cook and Bake. I want to be a baker and own my own cupcake shop ^-^
User avatar #43 to #60 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
awesome, do you make your own recipes?
User avatar #44 to #61 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
um not really. but i don't always follow messurments, i throw things together. and i would have to say my favorite thing ever was a dark chocolate cake with purple lemon flavored icing, all made from scratch.
User avatar #45 to #62 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
when you make cakes i'd say to try butter cream icing most icing is way too sugary.
and that sounds mouth-wateringly good
User avatar #46 to #63 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
I don't use sugar, I use splenda its less sugar, oh and its great for my diabetic daddy :-)
User avatar #47 to #64 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
* I use splenda because its better for you to a point
User avatar #48 to #65 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
i use splenda in tea when i do drink it it's similar but it tastes a bit different, do you use anything to cover up its flavor?
do you have a lot of cook books?
User avatar #49 to #66 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
When you bake with it you only taste a very small difference, but other wise its still good. and nope I don't. I have a small baking book. and then if i am dying to make something new i google it :-)
User avatar #50 to #67 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
that's cool, ever look up anything exotic?
my cousin s a health nut and he got ethiopian ****** and made curry it was so good, so do you usually go by your own way and wing it after you have the recipe?
User avatar #51 to #68 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
um i haven't done exotic yet i am going to though. When i do get the recipe i just kinda wing it mostly and if it doesn't taste good enough i add ****** and such and since i am a girl i make it all pretty. But yeah sadly enough i am a girl who loves to be in the kitchen and i want to do it for a job lol
User avatar #52 to #69 - badboywantsu (08/13/2011) [-]
you should try making chai tea it has a lot of ****** and tastes amazing.
well i don't mind the meme be who and what you want to be try to get your dream job.
hmm how old are you?
User avatar #53 to #70 - SamiGirl (08/13/2011) [-]
i will. I am gonna be 17 here soon.
User avatar #27 - epicsalsa (07/23/2011) [-]
I'm jealous >.< You are able to not delete your bad thumbed content... I'm trying to do that but I'm scared it'll just get more bad thumbs and I'd go down a level.
User avatar #29 to #45 - SamiGirl (07/23/2011) [-]
just delete if its too bad
#20 - penisbrandcrunch (07/14/2011) [-]
..................fat ass.
..................fat ass.
User avatar #21 to #29 - SamiGirl (07/14/2011) [-]
its not ******* me.
User avatar #28 to #30 - epicsalsa (07/23/2011) [-]
Why.. would you have someone else as your profile picture?
User avatar #30 to #46 - SamiGirl (07/23/2011) [-]
my profile picture was me, he was talking about the facebook post i posted awhile ago
#31 to #48 - epicsalsa (07/23/2011) [-]
oh |:

Eheh... Sorry.
User avatar #32 to #49 - SamiGirl (07/23/2011) [-]
lol, no the picture i had was for sure me
#18 - anonymous (07/13/2011) [-]
Hey sweetheart, as the daughter of a military-involved father. I'd just like to say that bringing your 'NAVY seal' father into things knocks down respect to ANYONE who knows their **** about that stuff.

Find your own honor and strength, don't bring daddy into facebook drama, it's both shameful and dangerous.
User avatar #19 to #27 - SamiGirl (07/14/2011) [-]
ITS NOT MY POST
#12 - SonicTeam (02/24/2011) [-]
Awesome Friend is Awesome
User avatar #13 to #12 - SamiGirl (02/24/2011) [-]
Awww YaY!
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User avatar #11 to #10 - SamiGirl (02/12/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #9 - mxkingjp (01/29/2011) [-]
XD
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User avatar #8 to #7 - SamiGirl (01/16/2011) [-]
nope :D
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User avatar #3 to #2 - SamiGirl (11/08/2010) [-]
Doesn't have to be
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User avatar #6 to #4 - SamiGirl (11/08/2010) [-]
;-)
User avatar #5 to #4 - SamiGirl (11/08/2010) [-]
I am pretty sure you could guess
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