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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
Last Login:10/27/2013
Location:Oceanside
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Comment Thumbs: 2056 total,  2535 ,  479
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 56% (56/100)
Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:617
FJ Points:2073
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latest user's comments

#78 - So, I just went on FB, and my friend posted a status saying &q… 07/23/2012 on My faith in the next... +6
#84 - I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Reasons Why I Stay Inside +30
#176 - Chuckaholic (07/22/2012) [-]
#113 - buckyforever (07/22/2012) [-]
You received a thumb. Here, have a .gif.
#30 - Right? I noticed that, too. 07/21/2012 on Deadpool vs. Red Ranger 0
#30 - For me, it helped if I squinted my eyes. After I wnt through a… 07/20/2012 on 3D without the Glasses 0
#8 - Picture 07/19/2012 on PokeCenter oc +55
#449 - Then why did you bother replying? Hahahaha, please, keep going…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2012 on Truth hurts -1
#450 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
#447 - I'm not, and red thumbs just mean that someone is disagrees wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2012 on Truth hurts 0
User avatar #448 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
Cool story, bro. I don't really care.
User avatar #449 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
Then why did you bother replying? Hahahaha, please, keep going, this is hilarious.
#450 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
#445 - You think red thumbs really mean that? OH, NO, my life is over…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2012 on Truth hurts -2
User avatar #446 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
I don't care about Bolin himself. I just think he deserves more credit than everyone is giving him. No red thumbs means you're wrong. Because you are.
User avatar #447 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
I'm not, and red thumbs just mean that someone is disagrees with what you have to say. It's funny cause you're just proving everyone else right, like my assumption of you being ignorant and immature, or frodothetroll's point.
User avatar #448 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
Cool story, bro. I don't really care.
User avatar #449 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
Then why did you bother replying? Hahahaha, please, keep going, this is hilarious.
#450 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
#439 - I'm retarded? You're argument is repetitive and I've already c…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2012 on Truth hurts -3
User avatar #443 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
You're the one getting thumbed down. You know you're wrong, just give up. You're already deep enough
User avatar #445 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
You think red thumbs really mean that? OH, NO, my life is over; maybe you really are as immature as I thought. And I know I'm not wrong, and frodothetroll can use you as a perfect example of someone who rides Bolin's dick.
User avatar #446 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
I don't care about Bolin himself. I just think he deserves more credit than everyone is giving him. No red thumbs means you're wrong. Because you are.
User avatar #447 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
I'm not, and red thumbs just mean that someone is disagrees with what you have to say. It's funny cause you're just proving everyone else right, like my assumption of you being ignorant and immature, or frodothetroll's point.
User avatar #448 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
Cool story, bro. I don't really care.
User avatar #449 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
Then why did you bother replying? Hahahaha, please, keep going, this is hilarious.
#450 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
#437 - After all that Mako's done for him? And whose fault is it, any…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/19/2012 on Truth hurts -3
User avatar #438 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
It's a show. we aren't supposed to judge on what we don't see. You're fucking retarded. Mako already had Asami! He's a cunt. I bet Mako will steal Asami and then Mako will get butthurt and then be a dick. Again.
User avatar #439 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
I'm retarded? You're argument is repetitive and I've already countered the main part of it. Ignorant people, nowadays.
User avatar #443 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
You're the one getting thumbed down. You know you're wrong, just give up. You're already deep enough
User avatar #445 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
You think red thumbs really mean that? OH, NO, my life is over; maybe you really are as immature as I thought. And I know I'm not wrong, and frodothetroll can use you as a perfect example of someone who rides Bolin's dick.
User avatar #446 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
I don't care about Bolin himself. I just think he deserves more credit than everyone is giving him. No red thumbs means you're wrong. Because you are.
User avatar #447 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
I'm not, and red thumbs just mean that someone is disagrees with what you have to say. It's funny cause you're just proving everyone else right, like my assumption of you being ignorant and immature, or frodothetroll's point.
User avatar #448 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
Cool story, bro. I don't really care.
User avatar #449 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
Then why did you bother replying? Hahahaha, please, keep going, this is hilarious.
#450 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
#433 - HURR DURR Mako is an asshole even though he sacrificed his chi…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/19/2012 on Truth hurts -2
User avatar #436 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, then he fucked over Bolin. His brother. Yeah, he's a douche.
User avatar #437 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
After all that Mako's done for him? And whose fault is it, anyway? It starts with Pema for giving Korra her advice, and then Korra actually listening to it. You're aiming your frustration at the wrong character. Oh, let's not forget that we can't judge by only what we've seen, maybe Bolin's fucked Mako over in another situation.
User avatar #438 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
It's a show. we aren't supposed to judge on what we don't see. You're fucking retarded. Mako already had Asami! He's a cunt. I bet Mako will steal Asami and then Mako will get butthurt and then be a dick. Again.
User avatar #439 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
I'm retarded? You're argument is repetitive and I've already countered the main part of it. Ignorant people, nowadays.
User avatar #443 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
You're the one getting thumbed down. You know you're wrong, just give up. You're already deep enough
User avatar #445 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
You think red thumbs really mean that? OH, NO, my life is over; maybe you really are as immature as I thought. And I know I'm not wrong, and frodothetroll can use you as a perfect example of someone who rides Bolin's dick.
User avatar #446 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
I don't care about Bolin himself. I just think he deserves more credit than everyone is giving him. No red thumbs means you're wrong. Because you are.
User avatar #447 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
I'm not, and red thumbs just mean that someone is disagrees with what you have to say. It's funny cause you're just proving everyone else right, like my assumption of you being ignorant and immature, or frodothetroll's point.
User avatar #448 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
Cool story, bro. I don't really care.
User avatar #449 - Salamenceco (07/19/2012) [-]
Then why did you bother replying? Hahahaha, please, keep going, this is hilarious.
#450 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
#436 - Oh look, an Aetheist trying to get people to follow them like …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2012 on feel free to yell at me in... -8
#481 - cupcakedevourer (07/17/2012) [-]
#462 - pokershark has deleted their comment.
#323 - Why no Croconaw, Granbull, or Pupitar? Also, the Hera… 07/17/2012 on PokeAwsome Part 3 0
#506 - Lol I thought it was a man holding a child so it could see. 07/17/2012 on When you see it... +2
#11 - It was really Pema's fault, I mean, she meant well for Korra, …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/16/2012 on korra +54
#28 - crawlingninjabear has deleted their comment.
#283 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
they... both liked the same food? That's a lot in common to you?
#31 - whateverdude (07/16/2012) [-]
Opposite poles attract one another?


Bolin deserves better then Korra, she's a bitch...
#33 - crawlingninjabear has deleted their comment.
#34 - whateverdude (07/16/2012) [-]
Still think she's a heartless bitch for breaking both Asami and Bolin's hearts

Hope they get together...
#35 - crawlingninjabear has deleted their comment.
#197 - anonymous (07/16/2012) [-]
See, here's the thing. Bolin was a friend. That's it. Friends have fun together, but all he ever did was kiss her ass. Mako risked his entire livelihood twice to rescue her (bolin just followed along), he never treated her special just because she was the Avatar (while bolin acted just like everybody else, kissed her feet) and he challenged her and she grew calmer and he helped her realize her abilities. Bolin did pretty much nothing but superficial things. Sure, he might be a good friend, but women want more from a man.

Pretty good analogue for you Funnyjunkies. If a woman chooses the guy she likes, who has all the characteristics that she wants instead of you who worships the ground she walks on like the ultimate betas you are, she immediately becomes a slut and he a douchebag.
#15 - arnas (07/16/2012) [-]
Still her plan worked perfectly
User avatar #17 - impactmoon (07/16/2012) [-]
Borra for life.
#124 - Honestly, why are people like this? The comments below only ma…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/16/2012 on Some people are just mean... +5
#192 - ohemgeezus (07/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #150 - goobdol (07/16/2012) [-]
So you're saying, we have to be nice... on the internet?
User avatar #145 - mrmcsnodgrass (07/16/2012) [-]
158939 dislikes on her video are what should tell her to stop. And don't say that those who liked her videos are the good guy's. Those people probably just liked the video because they enjoy seeing people humiliate themselves.
#140 - anonymous (07/16/2012) [-]
her place in the word is the sea
User avatar #139 - therulethirtyfour (07/16/2012) [-]
The reason she hasn't found her place in the world is because she can't fit through most doors.
#136 - rangeryan (07/16/2012) [-]
lolol she hasnt found her place yet
#111 - Is The Promise legit? I'm so confused. Like, are the events th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2012 on DO WANT!!! 0
User avatar #116 - klukkluk (07/14/2012) [-]
Its made by nickelodeon
#14 - I heard that if you knock on it and it feels hollow, it's good. 07/13/2012 on Buying A Watermelon +4
#74 - LOLOL I didn't read the 4th point, so I thought Mrs. Janice wa… 07/13/2012 on I miss her +8
#56 - What if the other girl has no clue that the cheating guy is cheating? 07/12/2012 on women +4
#50 - One chick giving another chick a wedgie. 07/12/2012 on Wrong turn 0
#48 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Wrong turn 0
#49 - anonymous (07/12/2012) [-]
whats going on in that pic

think im blind or i just cant make out whats going on in the middle lol.
#76 - thepiratemonkey (07/12/2012) [-]
Does this help?
User avatar #50 - Salamenceco (07/12/2012) [-]
One chick giving another chick a wedgie.
#23 - You're a ******* slut! I bet you're naked beneath… 07/12/2012 on My Dirty Secret +3
#103 - Pain would go under the sense of feeling. As for time; can the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on Childhood lies +1
User avatar #105 - tkuja (07/11/2012) [-]
could you say knowing roughly what time it is and getting it right a sense, i guess not
#3 - Darrrrrrrknnessss  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on Darrkness +6
#14 - bjartur (07/11/2012) [-]
Noc Noc

Who's there ?

DARRRRRRRRRKNESSSSSSSS

Darkness w----YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN
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