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#68 - LMAO I ******* love Nintendo!  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Pokemon fact -2
#73 - aaarrriiiboy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #74 - Salamenceco (10/07/2012) [-]
I never said I felt special, nor did I state that people do/don't love it.
#138 - It kind of looks like he summoned them. Reminds me of some wei… 10/06/2012 on yolo +15
#128 - When I grow up, I want a pet hedgehog and chameleon :3  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2012 on bring it on whore +5
User avatar #167 - Rukioish (10/07/2012) [-]
Chameleons are notoriously suicidal in captivity. It's pretty hard to keep them from just refusing to eat.
#207 - Does anyone have the picture of the little boy on his tricycle… 10/05/2012 on Who the fuck would use these? 0
#589 - I watched that video and laughed my ass off at that douche cal… 10/02/2012 on Ladies and Gentlemen, The... +3
#139 - LMFAO your comment made me laugh so hard, I don't know why you… 09/30/2012 on Black & White Pictures... +1
#137 - The hydrogen bomb pic gave me a feel. In the original picture,… 09/30/2012 on Black & White Pictures... +2
#50 - I don't even know why the **** you did that, but … 09/28/2012 on The answer to a question... +5
#470 - Picture 09/25/2012 on Parrot's last words +1
#762 - At first I was going to be a smart ass and type something alon… 09/24/2012 on Feel Time Students +2
#749 - Aha it's not wrong, obviously you're misinformed, but ok. 09/22/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. 0
#708 - The government and other associations/accomodations giving poo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. 0
User avatar #714 - doctordalek (09/22/2012) [-]
Well since I've told you that your definition of poverty is wrong and you refuse to acknowledge it, I guess were done here.
User avatar #749 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
Aha it's not wrong, obviously you're misinformed, but ok.
#586 - It's not just Africa, it's a lot of countries. However, the po…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. 0
User avatar #612 - doctordalek (09/22/2012) [-]
"True" poverty? What is that? Do you have to be living in your own shit to be considered living in "true" poverty in your eyes?

Since you're just making wild statements, I'll show you what poverty looks like here.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/29/us/cnnheroes-usa-poverty/index.html

That's one face of poverty, and if you think that isn't a big deal, you're wrong.
User avatar #708 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
The government and other associations/accomodations giving poor people help is not true poverty. True poverty, aka absolute poverty, is that of third world countries'. If your'e going to keep bringing your same point, don't reply, cause it's not getting you anywhere.
User avatar #714 - doctordalek (09/22/2012) [-]
Well since I've told you that your definition of poverty is wrong and you refuse to acknowledge it, I guess were done here.
User avatar #749 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
Aha it's not wrong, obviously you're misinformed, but ok.
#581 - It's not I haven't seen it, it's that it doesn't exist -____- 09/22/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. 0
#366 - The argument is based off of mine and I'm sitting here trying … 09/22/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. 0
#365 - Here, there are accomodations for those people. Shelters, rest…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. 0
User avatar #398 - ddaappoo (09/22/2012) [-]
Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it exists. I can't see air but I know its there.
User avatar #581 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
It's not I haven't seen it, it's that it doesn't exist -____-
#322 - It's exactly what I'm referring to, but, give me an example of…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. 0
User avatar #327 - ddaappoo (09/21/2012) [-]
Poverty isn't a bunch of Asian/African kids you'd see on an ActionAid advert or a group of people kidnapped by Kony.
User avatar #325 - ddaappoo (09/21/2012) [-]
The homeless who aren't even in shelters. The people you don't see on the news and media. I don't live there so I can't say first-hand. I can say about London however as that is where I live.
User avatar #365 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
Here, there are accomodations for those people. Shelters, restraunts such as Subway giving free food, and just random donations. I never see a homeless person with nothing. Some smoke cigarettes, some eat burgers, but there's no absolute poverty.
User avatar #398 - ddaappoo (09/22/2012) [-]
Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it exists. I can't see air but I know its there.
User avatar #581 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
It's not I haven't seen it, it's that it doesn't exist -____-
#321 - Subway and other accomodations giving food to homeless people,… 09/21/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. +1
#293 - Okay? Follow your argument up. You're not proving anything to …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. -1
#329 - fusrogusta (09/21/2012) [-]
How are you going to tell people to "provide anything to counter your claim?"
You didn't "provide" anything to SUPPORT your claim.
User avatar #366 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
The argument is based off of mine and I'm sitting here trying to understand how people can think there's absolute poverty, here.
User avatar #299 - ddaappoo (09/21/2012) [-]
Also, you cannot say 'why have 4 kids if you don't earn enough'. Perhaps they had a better job but were made redundant due to the recent economic crisis? Perhaps they have been trying to get a better job?
User avatar #297 - ddaappoo (09/21/2012) [-]
Poverty comes under two terms. Absolute poverty and Relative poverty. Relative poverty is someone who is poor compared to their general surroundings, and someone who cannot achieve their potential socially, physically and financially in their current position.
Absolute poverty is literally living on around a dollar a day.
In America, the majority of the poor are relative but there are absolute. Also in the UK, where I live. Infact, London has an extremely high poverty rate.
Poverty exists in just about every country.
User avatar #322 - Salamenceco (09/21/2012) [-]
It's exactly what I'm referring to, but, give me an example of absolute poverty in the US.
User avatar #327 - ddaappoo (09/21/2012) [-]
Poverty isn't a bunch of Asian/African kids you'd see on an ActionAid advert or a group of people kidnapped by Kony.
User avatar #325 - ddaappoo (09/21/2012) [-]
The homeless who aren't even in shelters. The people you don't see on the news and media. I don't live there so I can't say first-hand. I can say about London however as that is where I live.
User avatar #365 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
Here, there are accomodations for those people. Shelters, restraunts such as Subway giving free food, and just random donations. I never see a homeless person with nothing. Some smoke cigarettes, some eat burgers, but there's no absolute poverty.
User avatar #398 - ddaappoo (09/22/2012) [-]
Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it exists. I can't see air but I know its there.
User avatar #581 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
It's not I haven't seen it, it's that it doesn't exist -____-
#288 - You cannot make me believe that there's true poverty in the US…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. -3
User avatar #461 - doctordalek (09/22/2012) [-]
Spoken like a true sheltered suburban kid whose been indoctrinated to believe all poor people in the US are freeloaders.

Have you ever woken up in the morning, knowing it's time to go to your low paying job and work 10 hours? Do you ever look at your kids and feel terrible because you can't give them the things they deserve? No, you don't, because you're sitting at your computer, with your high speed internet connection. You're probably going to go to the kitchen soon and grab yourself a snack. The person I just described is thankful to have 3 meals a day, if they can.

But keep on believing poverty only exists in Africa.
User avatar #586 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
It's not just Africa, it's a lot of countries. However, the poverty that exists here, in the US, is not that of true poverty. The one with ignorance is you for believing that there is in fact true poverty, here, and for assuming that I don't know how it really is.
User avatar #612 - doctordalek (09/22/2012) [-]
"True" poverty? What is that? Do you have to be living in your own shit to be considered living in "true" poverty in your eyes?

Since you're just making wild statements, I'll show you what poverty looks like here.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/29/us/cnnheroes-usa-poverty/index.html

That's one face of poverty, and if you think that isn't a big deal, you're wrong.
User avatar #708 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
The government and other associations/accomodations giving poor people help is not true poverty. True poverty, aka absolute poverty, is that of third world countries'. If your'e going to keep bringing your same point, don't reply, cause it's not getting you anywhere.
User avatar #714 - doctordalek (09/22/2012) [-]
Well since I've told you that your definition of poverty is wrong and you refuse to acknowledge it, I guess were done here.
User avatar #749 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
Aha it's not wrong, obviously you're misinformed, but ok.
User avatar #303 - pedobearproff (09/21/2012) [-]
Tell that to the homeless people who live in the alleys behind my apartment, or the shelter i volunteer at... No personal offense to you, America is much more well off then a lot of places, but please, educate your self or prove your point, perhaps give a definition. thumbed you up to even the butthurt.
User avatar #321 - Salamenceco (09/21/2012) [-]
Subway and other accomodations giving food to homeless people, or just random citizens giving spare change is not true poverty. And about the red thumbs, I don't care. What do they matter?
#282 - Saying Obama hasn't done anything is really ignorant. I can co…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. -4
User avatar #315 - jmanjohn (09/21/2012) [-]
And I can counter that by saying previous congress was entirely democrat. Majority wise.
#961 - punkrockdude (09/22/2012) [-]
See the difference is with the democratic majority, they weren't completely unreasonable and purposely blocking every bill that the president or his party brought up.
#279 - The one with the family consisting of 4 children pissed me off…  [+] (25 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. -11
#334 - pinkiepieisacock (09/21/2012) [-]
You're a fucking dumbass
#292 - ddaappoo (09/21/2012) [-]
There is no poverty in America?
#301 - anonymous (09/21/2012) [-]
There is no poverty in western countries. Poor people, sure, but poverty? Get your head out of your ass
User avatar #293 - Salamenceco (09/21/2012) [-]
Okay? Follow your argument up. You're not proving anything to counter my claim.
#329 - fusrogusta (09/21/2012) [-]
How are you going to tell people to "provide anything to counter your claim?"
You didn't "provide" anything to SUPPORT your claim.
User avatar #366 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
The argument is based off of mine and I'm sitting here trying to understand how people can think there's absolute poverty, here.
User avatar #299 - ddaappoo (09/21/2012) [-]
Also, you cannot say 'why have 4 kids if you don't earn enough'. Perhaps they had a better job but were made redundant due to the recent economic crisis? Perhaps they have been trying to get a better job?
User avatar #297 - ddaappoo (09/21/2012) [-]
Poverty comes under two terms. Absolute poverty and Relative poverty. Relative poverty is someone who is poor compared to their general surroundings, and someone who cannot achieve their potential socially, physically and financially in their current position.
Absolute poverty is literally living on around a dollar a day.
In America, the majority of the poor are relative but there are absolute. Also in the UK, where I live. Infact, London has an extremely high poverty rate.
Poverty exists in just about every country.
User avatar #322 - Salamenceco (09/21/2012) [-]
It's exactly what I'm referring to, but, give me an example of absolute poverty in the US.
User avatar #327 - ddaappoo (09/21/2012) [-]
Poverty isn't a bunch of Asian/African kids you'd see on an ActionAid advert or a group of people kidnapped by Kony.
User avatar #325 - ddaappoo (09/21/2012) [-]
The homeless who aren't even in shelters. The people you don't see on the news and media. I don't live there so I can't say first-hand. I can say about London however as that is where I live.
User avatar #365 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
Here, there are accomodations for those people. Shelters, restraunts such as Subway giving free food, and just random donations. I never see a homeless person with nothing. Some smoke cigarettes, some eat burgers, but there's no absolute poverty.
User avatar #398 - ddaappoo (09/22/2012) [-]
Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it exists. I can't see air but I know its there.
User avatar #581 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
It's not I haven't seen it, it's that it doesn't exist -____-
User avatar #287 - doctordalek (09/21/2012) [-]
"To start off, there's no such thing as "poverty" in the US."

Stopped reading there.
User avatar #288 - Salamenceco (09/21/2012) [-]
You cannot make me believe that there's true poverty in the US, because it simply doesn't exist.
User avatar #461 - doctordalek (09/22/2012) [-]
Spoken like a true sheltered suburban kid whose been indoctrinated to believe all poor people in the US are freeloaders.

Have you ever woken up in the morning, knowing it's time to go to your low paying job and work 10 hours? Do you ever look at your kids and feel terrible because you can't give them the things they deserve? No, you don't, because you're sitting at your computer, with your high speed internet connection. You're probably going to go to the kitchen soon and grab yourself a snack. The person I just described is thankful to have 3 meals a day, if they can.

But keep on believing poverty only exists in Africa.
User avatar #586 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
It's not just Africa, it's a lot of countries. However, the poverty that exists here, in the US, is not that of true poverty. The one with ignorance is you for believing that there is in fact true poverty, here, and for assuming that I don't know how it really is.
User avatar #612 - doctordalek (09/22/2012) [-]
"True" poverty? What is that? Do you have to be living in your own shit to be considered living in "true" poverty in your eyes?

Since you're just making wild statements, I'll show you what poverty looks like here.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/29/us/cnnheroes-usa-poverty/index.html

That's one face of poverty, and if you think that isn't a big deal, you're wrong.
User avatar #708 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
The government and other associations/accomodations giving poor people help is not true poverty. True poverty, aka absolute poverty, is that of third world countries'. If your'e going to keep bringing your same point, don't reply, cause it's not getting you anywhere.
User avatar #714 - doctordalek (09/22/2012) [-]
Well since I've told you that your definition of poverty is wrong and you refuse to acknowledge it, I guess were done here.
User avatar #749 - Salamenceco (09/22/2012) [-]
Aha it's not wrong, obviously you're misinformed, but ok.
User avatar #303 - pedobearproff (09/21/2012) [-]
Tell that to the homeless people who live in the alleys behind my apartment, or the shelter i volunteer at... No personal offense to you, America is much more well off then a lot of places, but please, educate your self or prove your point, perhaps give a definition. thumbed you up to even the butthurt.
User avatar #321 - Salamenceco (09/21/2012) [-]
Subway and other accomodations giving food to homeless people, or just random citizens giving spare change is not true poverty. And about the red thumbs, I don't care. What do they matter?
User avatar #286 - harrytheheadcrab (09/21/2012) [-]
...There was five. Dammit 'Murica we need to get our shit together.
#185 - Picture 09/16/2012 on i want to believe..!!!! +1
#75 - Ohhhh, okay! Thank thou! 09/15/2012 on Eye Directions +1
#71 - Can someone please explain what this chart is meant for? I'm s…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Eye Directions +5
User avatar #74 - rainbowshurrburt (09/15/2012) [-]
This is the direction your eyes point when you have a/an: smell, taste, audio memory, video memory, etc.
User avatar #75 - Salamenceco (09/15/2012) [-]
Ohhhh, okay! Thank thou!
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