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#156 - I wouldn't have because Disney is complete trash, now. Besides…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2012 on George Lucas +1
#171 - deadlyambitions (11/01/2012) [-]
u know they had a huge part in the avengers
User avatar #157 - supermegasherman (11/01/2012) [-]
money is like women, the more the better, until they get old and wrinkly. then you switch them for new ones.
whats wrong with more money? he'll probably just give to charity anyway.

or buy another house... yeah he'll buy another house.
#652 - Yeah... I don't like the Bible, so that really has no relevanc…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2012 on Christian logic 0
User avatar #775 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
Until we discover what actually created the Universe, I have no reason to deny that. Hell, a superior being is definitely a possibility. What's more, I'm remembering an idea that could go either way, but is also supported by both theories.

The idea that the Universe came from nothing is mathematically sound. I mean, you divide 0 into two equal parts, what do you get? Infinity and Negative-Infinity. That's the non-universe before the Big Bang, and then matter and anti-matter. It works.

The explanation that a God did that for whatever reason, then sat back with soda and popcorn for 13.7 billion years, is pretty entertaining. And I can't disprove it. Whatever floats your boat.
#646 - I still don't see how you're getting anywhere.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2012 on Christian logic 0
User avatar #651 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
Allow me to restate. Not all things in the bible are false, in fact there is a large amount of historical data in the Old Testament and a good dose of it in the New. So it makes sense that not all Jews or Christians or Muslims, or any other believer of a religion, believes in complete falsehood.

I'll just go ahead and say that the Catholic Church accepts Evolution as a valid theory.

So, if somebody comes up to me and tells me that God made the Earth in the last ten thousand years, I'd disagree with them. They would get angry at my lack of faith and perhaps ask why I don't believe. I'd tell why I don't and ask them to show their work.

Sometimes ridiculous arguments are made but I won't bring any of those up.

The bottom line is that I have indeed been in situations where Christians, Pentecostals, and even Mormons have gotten angry at me for saying they need evidence to back up a statement, like something positive about creationism. I think I have the right to say it happens, since it has.
User avatar #652 - Salamenceco (10/28/2012) [-]
Yeah... I don't like the Bible, so that really has no relevance to me. However, I do believe God created the universe. I just don't believe that he did so directly, but more just allowed it to happen, just as with evolution.
User avatar #775 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
Until we discover what actually created the Universe, I have no reason to deny that. Hell, a superior being is definitely a possibility. What's more, I'm remembering an idea that could go either way, but is also supported by both theories.

The idea that the Universe came from nothing is mathematically sound. I mean, you divide 0 into two equal parts, what do you get? Infinity and Negative-Infinity. That's the non-universe before the Big Bang, and then matter and anti-matter. It works.

The explanation that a God did that for whatever reason, then sat back with soda and popcorn for 13.7 billion years, is pretty entertaining. And I can't disprove it. Whatever floats your boat.
#644 - Nor do yours have any evidence. Lol this argument is just goin…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2012 on Christian logic 0
User avatar #645 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
Please refer to #489.
User avatar #646 - Salamenceco (10/28/2012) [-]
I still don't see how you're getting anywhere.
User avatar #651 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
Allow me to restate. Not all things in the bible are false, in fact there is a large amount of historical data in the Old Testament and a good dose of it in the New. So it makes sense that not all Jews or Christians or Muslims, or any other believer of a religion, believes in complete falsehood.

I'll just go ahead and say that the Catholic Church accepts Evolution as a valid theory.

So, if somebody comes up to me and tells me that God made the Earth in the last ten thousand years, I'd disagree with them. They would get angry at my lack of faith and perhaps ask why I don't believe. I'd tell why I don't and ask them to show their work.

Sometimes ridiculous arguments are made but I won't bring any of those up.

The bottom line is that I have indeed been in situations where Christians, Pentecostals, and even Mormons have gotten angry at me for saying they need evidence to back up a statement, like something positive about creationism. I think I have the right to say it happens, since it has.
User avatar #652 - Salamenceco (10/28/2012) [-]
Yeah... I don't like the Bible, so that really has no relevance to me. However, I do believe God created the universe. I just don't believe that he did so directly, but more just allowed it to happen, just as with evolution.
User avatar #775 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
Until we discover what actually created the Universe, I have no reason to deny that. Hell, a superior being is definitely a possibility. What's more, I'm remembering an idea that could go either way, but is also supported by both theories.

The idea that the Universe came from nothing is mathematically sound. I mean, you divide 0 into two equal parts, what do you get? Infinity and Negative-Infinity. That's the non-universe before the Big Bang, and then matter and anti-matter. It works.

The explanation that a God did that for whatever reason, then sat back with soda and popcorn for 13.7 billion years, is pretty entertaining. And I can't disprove it. Whatever floats your boat.
#253 - Really, FJ? Not all religious people are the same. I'm someone…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/28/2012 on Christian logic +4
User avatar #292 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
No it's because they don't have any evidence for their beliefs and get angry when other people think they need it.
User avatar #644 - Salamenceco (10/28/2012) [-]
Nor do yours have any evidence. Lol this argument is just going to end up with you contradicting yourself, but go ahead, amuse me.
User avatar #645 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
Please refer to #489.
User avatar #646 - Salamenceco (10/28/2012) [-]
I still don't see how you're getting anywhere.
User avatar #651 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
Allow me to restate. Not all things in the bible are false, in fact there is a large amount of historical data in the Old Testament and a good dose of it in the New. So it makes sense that not all Jews or Christians or Muslims, or any other believer of a religion, believes in complete falsehood.

I'll just go ahead and say that the Catholic Church accepts Evolution as a valid theory.

So, if somebody comes up to me and tells me that God made the Earth in the last ten thousand years, I'd disagree with them. They would get angry at my lack of faith and perhaps ask why I don't believe. I'd tell why I don't and ask them to show their work.

Sometimes ridiculous arguments are made but I won't bring any of those up.

The bottom line is that I have indeed been in situations where Christians, Pentecostals, and even Mormons have gotten angry at me for saying they need evidence to back up a statement, like something positive about creationism. I think I have the right to say it happens, since it has.
User avatar #652 - Salamenceco (10/28/2012) [-]
Yeah... I don't like the Bible, so that really has no relevance to me. However, I do believe God created the universe. I just don't believe that he did so directly, but more just allowed it to happen, just as with evolution.
User avatar #775 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
Until we discover what actually created the Universe, I have no reason to deny that. Hell, a superior being is definitely a possibility. What's more, I'm remembering an idea that could go either way, but is also supported by both theories.

The idea that the Universe came from nothing is mathematically sound. I mean, you divide 0 into two equal parts, what do you get? Infinity and Negative-Infinity. That's the non-universe before the Big Bang, and then matter and anti-matter. It works.

The explanation that a God did that for whatever reason, then sat back with soda and popcorn for 13.7 billion years, is pretty entertaining. And I can't disprove it. Whatever floats your boat.
User avatar #295 - Xaytor (10/28/2012) [-]
stop right there bub, your post is lacking in the evidence that you so heavily rely on
User avatar #303 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
You don't know what my views are.

Anyway. I was saying that because I've observed it happening, and I found it annoying back when I was a hard atheist. I've since changed to agnosticism so I don't get into those situations as much but I still know what gets a Christian's pants hiked up if you know what I mean.
User avatar #326 - Xaytor (10/28/2012) [-]
proof or gtfo scrub


go hard or go home
#344 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
Waht.
User avatar #376 - Xaytor (10/28/2012) [-]
Don't complain about people not having evidence for their beliefs while you generalise and have less evidence than them (they've got a Bible, son).
User avatar #489 - pseudobob (10/28/2012) [-]
I was operating on personal account and evidence. Statistically I'm entirely inaccurate but the concept is sound, and it has happened. For the record, I guess. The Bible (and, generally, all holy books) are written hundreds or thousands of years ago and make unreasonable or really vague claims.

I suppose my saying that all Christians have the same triggers isn't really set in enough evidence to be supported as a theory but that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand.

Also I'm sensing a pattern. You contradict me and ask for evidence yet have nothing to say on the matter. What are your views?
#1138 - Lol you just countered your own statement. The internet is not… 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd 0
#1122 - I'm saying that she brought it upon herself, and she was a bit…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd -2
User avatar #1135 - TheColdandRain (10/15/2012) [-]
I don't believe for a damn second there's anything wrong with being a sexual person. Her only mistake was that she wasn't smart in how she was doing it. Sex, no matter how much you have, should be private and personal.
User avatar #1138 - Salamenceco (10/15/2012) [-]
Lol you just countered your own statement. The internet is not private. Not even worth arguing if you're basically arguing against yourself.
#1031 - Okay? People are judged by appearance, too, but what can they …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd 0
User avatar #1040 - TheColdandRain (10/15/2012) [-]
I'm not sure I understand your point...
User avatar #1122 - Salamenceco (10/15/2012) [-]
I'm saying that she brought it upon herself, and she was a bit of a slut, but she didn't deserve to get her life taken away (even thought she killled herself). And you're criticizing people by saying that they shouldn't criticize her for being sexual with guys, but that's technically something worth judging; while people who are made fun of over appearance don't deserce that harassment.
User avatar #1135 - TheColdandRain (10/15/2012) [-]
I don't believe for a damn second there's anything wrong with being a sexual person. Her only mistake was that she wasn't smart in how she was doing it. Sex, no matter how much you have, should be private and personal.
User avatar #1138 - Salamenceco (10/15/2012) [-]
Lol you just countered your own statement. The internet is not private. Not even worth arguing if you're basically arguing against yourself.
#1023 - Exactly. I have no respect for Amanda, but at the same time, I… 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd +1
#196 - I can't tell exactly, but it's either a giant squid or a colos…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on Real Sea Monster 0
#204 - anonymous (10/15/2012) [-]
I guess they couldn't find the base. That would have told them for sure.
#372 - I don't do drugs, and I wouldn't show any private area of myse…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on 4chan has a point -2
User avatar #379 - gonzocos (10/14/2012) [-]
The thing about stalking is, you usually don't know your stalker and how to stop it. BTW i give sympathy to pornstars as well, look at sasha grey she made a whole new life. And i said most kids here do drugs, and most teenage girls are having sex.
#352 - What pisses me off is the internet sympathy. I'm not saying it…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2012 on 4chan has a point 0
User avatar #364 - gonzocos (10/14/2012) [-]
mfw all nsfw/most of the internet cares about is sluts and every one does whorish acts one point or another. Shes a fucking teenager. That's what they do. Most of you guys smoke weed so what the difference between a teenager having sex and a teenager smoking lots of weed? I did say she was an idiot for posting that shit but she was stalked for 3 years. A group of psychos harassed her, that's pretty fucking creepy. Shes a dead soul, and i feel that any one should deserve respect.
User avatar #372 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
I don't do drugs, and I wouldn't show any private area of myself on the internet unless I was a portn star. And I'm not just saying it's her, most of the girls at my school who she reminded me of are sluts. About them stalking her, she could've done something. Sure, she would've gotten in huge trouble for what she did, but if it's for her privacy and safety, then it's worth it by a longshot.
User avatar #379 - gonzocos (10/14/2012) [-]
The thing about stalking is, you usually don't know your stalker and how to stop it. BTW i give sympathy to pornstars as well, look at sasha grey she made a whole new life. And i said most kids here do drugs, and most teenage girls are having sex.
#367 - gonzocos (10/14/2012) [-]
Forgot the picture
#640 - She flahed her tits 3 different times, and her vagina once, as… 10/14/2012 on /b/ 0
#634 - Yes it is, but I still believe Amanda brought this upon herself.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on /b/ 0
#638 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [-]
A picture of your tits does not constitute having your life ruined three times over three years by a creepy pedophile stalker.
User avatar #640 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
She flahed her tits 3 different times, and her vagina once, as far as records show. Please get your facts straight before thinking of arguing.
#20 - I did my research and apparently it's an anencephalic baby. I … 10/14/2012 on Because you didn't expect... 0
#628 - Yeah, but everyone hated her when the pictures were re-sent. I…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2012 on /b/ -1
User avatar #629 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Nah, it would have been hard for her to trust people and make friends.
Personally I don't understand why no one at any of the schools stood up for her, I've stood up for people who weren't my friends, people I didn't even know, I've never liked bullies.
It's sad that there are places where the bullies definitively rule.
User avatar #634 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Yes it is, but I still believe Amanda brought this upon herself.
#638 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [-]
A picture of your tits does not constitute having your life ruined three times over three years by a creepy pedophile stalker.
User avatar #640 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
She flahed her tits 3 different times, and her vagina once, as far as records show. Please get your facts straight before thinking of arguing.
#624 - Regardless, she still had sex with a guy who told her he had a…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/14/2012 on /b/ 0
User avatar #625 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Yeah but, making new friends isn't easy for most people, now take in to account how messed up she was after the first things that happened.
And I guess, the guy prayed on her vulnerability.
User avatar #628 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, but everyone hated her when the pictures were re-sent. If she had been nice, kind, or whatever, someone would've stood up for her, someone would've been there for her. Obviously that's showing something else about her character.
User avatar #629 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Nah, it would have been hard for her to trust people and make friends.
Personally I don't understand why no one at any of the schools stood up for her, I've stood up for people who weren't my friends, people I didn't even know, I've never liked bullies.
It's sad that there are places where the bullies definitively rule.
User avatar #634 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Yes it is, but I still believe Amanda brought this upon herself.
#638 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [-]
A picture of your tits does not constitute having your life ruined three times over three years by a creepy pedophile stalker.
User avatar #640 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
She flahed her tits 3 different times, and her vagina once, as far as records show. Please get your facts straight before thinking of arguing.
#621 - It still doesn't matter. Even the biggest sluts at my school d…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/14/2012 on /b/ 0
User avatar #622 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Okay, I'd think as a 17 year old you might have a little bit more respect, but she was 12 years old, and she was groomed, and girls or that age are much more impressionable than you might think, it doesn't make her a slut.
User avatar #624 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Regardless, she still had sex with a guy who told her he had a girlfriend. And don't you think it's a coincidence that no matter where she went, she made no friends. I know what I'm saying, because I've never insulted someone who's commit suicide, but Amanda was just plain stupid.
User avatar #625 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Yeah but, making new friends isn't easy for most people, now take in to account how messed up she was after the first things that happened.
And I guess, the guy prayed on her vulnerability.
User avatar #628 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, but everyone hated her when the pictures were re-sent. If she had been nice, kind, or whatever, someone would've stood up for her, someone would've been there for her. Obviously that's showing something else about her character.
User avatar #629 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Nah, it would have been hard for her to trust people and make friends.
Personally I don't understand why no one at any of the schools stood up for her, I've stood up for people who weren't my friends, people I didn't even know, I've never liked bullies.
It's sad that there are places where the bullies definitively rule.
User avatar #634 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Yes it is, but I still believe Amanda brought this upon herself.
#638 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [-]
A picture of your tits does not constitute having your life ruined three times over three years by a creepy pedophile stalker.
User avatar #640 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
She flahed her tits 3 different times, and her vagina once, as far as records show. Please get your facts straight before thinking of arguing.
#617 - Then she's even more of a slut. Who does that at that age? And…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/14/2012 on /b/ -1
User avatar #620 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Have you never heard of grooming?
It's when an adult flatters a younger girl into doing things for them, things they're often too young to understand.
How old are you man?
User avatar #621 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
It still doesn't matter. Even the biggest sluts at my school don't flash their tits on command. If Mila Kunis told me to flash my dick over the internet, I wouldn't do it. It's the internet. And I'm 17.
User avatar #622 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Okay, I'd think as a 17 year old you might have a little bit more respect, but she was 12 years old, and she was groomed, and girls or that age are much more impressionable than you might think, it doesn't make her a slut.
User avatar #624 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Regardless, she still had sex with a guy who told her he had a girlfriend. And don't you think it's a coincidence that no matter where she went, she made no friends. I know what I'm saying, because I've never insulted someone who's commit suicide, but Amanda was just plain stupid.
User avatar #625 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Yeah but, making new friends isn't easy for most people, now take in to account how messed up she was after the first things that happened.
And I guess, the guy prayed on her vulnerability.
User avatar #628 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, but everyone hated her when the pictures were re-sent. If she had been nice, kind, or whatever, someone would've stood up for her, someone would've been there for her. Obviously that's showing something else about her character.
User avatar #629 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Nah, it would have been hard for her to trust people and make friends.
Personally I don't understand why no one at any of the schools stood up for her, I've stood up for people who weren't my friends, people I didn't even know, I've never liked bullies.
It's sad that there are places where the bullies definitively rule.
User avatar #634 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Yes it is, but I still believe Amanda brought this upon herself.
#638 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [-]
A picture of your tits does not constitute having your life ruined three times over three years by a creepy pedophile stalker.
User avatar #640 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
She flahed her tits 3 different times, and her vagina once, as far as records show. Please get your facts straight before thinking of arguing.
#474 - I've had it with this chick. I'm completely against bullying, …  [+] (12 new replies) 10/13/2012 on /b/ 0
User avatar #552 - defeats (10/13/2012) [-]
She was 12 years old when she flashed on the internet, "she asked for it", are you serious bro?
User avatar #617 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Then she's even more of a slut. Who does that at that age? And you only referred to one part of my argument, so thanks for trying, I guess. Come back, later, bro.
User avatar #620 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Have you never heard of grooming?
It's when an adult flatters a younger girl into doing things for them, things they're often too young to understand.
How old are you man?
User avatar #621 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
It still doesn't matter. Even the biggest sluts at my school don't flash their tits on command. If Mila Kunis told me to flash my dick over the internet, I wouldn't do it. It's the internet. And I'm 17.
User avatar #622 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Okay, I'd think as a 17 year old you might have a little bit more respect, but she was 12 years old, and she was groomed, and girls or that age are much more impressionable than you might think, it doesn't make her a slut.
User avatar #624 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Regardless, she still had sex with a guy who told her he had a girlfriend. And don't you think it's a coincidence that no matter where she went, she made no friends. I know what I'm saying, because I've never insulted someone who's commit suicide, but Amanda was just plain stupid.
User avatar #625 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Yeah but, making new friends isn't easy for most people, now take in to account how messed up she was after the first things that happened.
And I guess, the guy prayed on her vulnerability.
User avatar #628 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, but everyone hated her when the pictures were re-sent. If she had been nice, kind, or whatever, someone would've stood up for her, someone would've been there for her. Obviously that's showing something else about her character.
User avatar #629 - defeats (10/14/2012) [-]
Nah, it would have been hard for her to trust people and make friends.
Personally I don't understand why no one at any of the schools stood up for her, I've stood up for people who weren't my friends, people I didn't even know, I've never liked bullies.
It's sad that there are places where the bullies definitively rule.
User avatar #634 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
Yes it is, but I still believe Amanda brought this upon herself.
#638 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [-]
A picture of your tits does not constitute having your life ruined three times over three years by a creepy pedophile stalker.
User avatar #640 - Salamenceco (10/14/2012) [-]
She flahed her tits 3 different times, and her vagina once, as far as records show. Please get your facts straight before thinking of arguing.
#150 - I'll probably get called stupid and/or get thumbed down, but c…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2012 on My teacher +3
User avatar #160 - ImpediousBobular (10/10/2012) [-]
The wrestler Rey Mysterio's signature move is 619
#352 - tehmanmilk (10/11/2012) [-]
it is also the area code for his home town (san diego)

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