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#21 - More to be thankful for next year? 11/22/2012 on Black Friday +1
#102 - I love how he keeps the teddy bear when he goes back to bed. 11/22/2012 on NO TIME TO EXPLAIN +8
#24 - Well, that certainly puts a damper on things... 11/20/2012 on Welcome To Life +1
#14 - You sir, are a ******* idiot. Maybe you should th…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/20/2012 on Pizza Farm +160
User avatar #20 - JustForTheLulz (11/20/2012) [-]
Are you stuck in the 1950's, or just one of those "all natural" faggots? Yes, in the wild beef grows on stalks. But thanks to a little thing called modern fucking technology, we've been able to add a few harmless chemicals to the stalks to strengthen them, thus producing more plump and delicious beef. The stalks now more closely resemble trees because of this, you damn hippie.
User avatar #57 - Ivandrago (11/20/2012) [-]
no no No NO NO. Both of you probably just crawled out from under your respective rocks, because beef hasn't been grown on land since 2010. Ever since farmers realized it was a much more efficient, much faster process to simply use hydroponics. Ever see sliced products with "water added"? Yeah, that's because it came from a water-only environment. For christ's sake, get with the times already.
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User avatar #28 - Kxania (11/20/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Farm schools, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret crop-trimming on farms, and I have over 300 confirmed vegetables. I am trained in hoeing and raking and I’m the top tractor-driver in the entire US farmed forces. You are nothing to me but just another olive-tree. I will trim you the fuck down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of farmers across the USA and your ranch is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cook you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in culinary skills, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Home Depot and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will microwave fury all over you and you will warm up in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#69 - rihardololzz (11/20/2012) [-]

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you. Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.
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#35 - tjboi (11/20/2012) [-]
Farmville much ha
#16 - sreggin (11/20/2012) [-]
#22 - VaultTechy (11/20/2012) [-]
#19 - chaosbob (11/20/2012) [-]
>Obviously not understanding
#31 - willypmedina (11/20/2012) [-]
when I was 8 I planted a bean in a glass with water. I'm totally a farmer.
#122 - I remember when I first heard of Slenderman and started to wat… 11/20/2012 on give slenderman a face comp +8
#301 - 10x the feels 11/16/2012 on How come he don't want me 0
#62 - Here we have a fine example of people with entirely too much f… 11/16/2012 on 50% n'awww, 50% wat. +1
#187 - I haven't tried that, but if I were to start, I have a christ …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2012 on Tip For bachelors +2
User avatar #209 - wickkles (11/16/2012) [-]
#74 - The camper has what appears to be a gun on his back. Zombies d… 11/15/2012 on The Trap +4
#74 - What really matters here is which one would you rather … 11/15/2012 on Female Role Models 0
#381 - I still think a tenth of the pain from losing an arm would sti… 11/15/2012 on choices 0
#54 - Windows up, doors locked. Lol'd. 11/13/2012 on Next Stop Rehab +1
#78 - I sure hope his food doesn't get... Spoiled...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on good idea ! :) +15
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#299 - So much for no fap November... 11/09/2012 on Now that's A Mommy 0
#72 - The dad's thought process "Push the kids in the **… 11/09/2012 on Now that's A Mommy +2
#44 - What about his drunk? 11/09/2012 on go home +1
#35 - Marijuana turns our children into gay Muslim atheist, do you…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2012 on America in the next 4 years +2
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#37 - titsandpuss (11/08/2012) [-]
bitch be trollin'
#36 - zangonest (11/08/2012) [-]
#39 - Source?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on How Many Pounds Do You... +1
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#6 - They do have salads at McDonald's... Just sayin'... 11/08/2012 on Oh the irony 0
#13 - It's the equivalent of "liking" your own status on F… 11/08/2012 on self-service 0
#24 - You're right, here in America, when a car flips over in front … 11/07/2012 on Don't Fall Asleep at the Wheel -1
#40 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on Video Brinquedo (OC) -2
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#60 - That's about how long Winter is for me, here in Florida.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Canada... 0
User avatar #96 - hyeroshi (11/06/2012) [-]
I thought we only had Summer for 9 months and Hell for 3 months? Where did you learn your seasons?
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#21 - Someone is going to be really ******* confused wh… 11/05/2012 on GTA IV Police +4
#45 - That's not moshing, that's what scene kids do at The Devil Wea…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Snorlax use mosh! 0
User avatar #58 - aussiepridevil (11/05/2012) [-]
the devil wears prada concerts are always plagued with scene kids wearing PLAB shirts, gawddammit. it's a shame, you go to mosh and there's always edge kids trying to punch you in the face.
#47 - Mexicandude (11/05/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAH. It's hilarious to see them have seizures in the middle of the concerts. It's like they are some kind of freaks and everybody stays away from them.

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can you thumb my content its me the guy what you thinking about i dont know war stuff i guess
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