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Video Games Played: Fallouts, World of Warcraft, Pokemons
X-box Gamertag: EternalForgery
PSN: CaedoDevovio
Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:7/25/2014
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    Experimental MIRV Experimental MIRV
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    SOON SOON
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    There Are No Brakes On The Rape Train There Are No Brakes On The Rape...
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    Nailed It. Nailed It.

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#2379 - **Sacrifice rolled image ** And i'll take care of it ju… 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy +1
#9 - "This time his arm will cave like the French." … 07/21/2014 on Body Hacks 0
#6 - Where's Underporches gone?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2014 on What Would They Have To Gain? +3
#128 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [-]
He's still around, it's just that people have taken his job from him. He no longer has an identity. He has simply become an idea. So we'll forget him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent encyclopedia, a watchful episode guide. A Sauce Knight.
#7 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [-]
transcended this mortal plane, friend. But fear not. While the body is gone, underporches has become a movement, an ideal that lives in us all. It matters not who provides the sauce and gif. Just know that his work is being done all the same.
#8 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [-]
I still miss underporches.
User avatar #196 - pussypunchpiss (07/21/2014) [-]
Underporches is in all of us. He just happened to have taken control of my body and made me give up the source of the episode
#351 - underporches (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #352 - pussypunchpiss (07/22/2014) [-]
give me back my body
#633 - Sitnig in my pants browsing funnyjunk like the no-lifer I am … 07/20/2014 on Answer this 0
#7 - Is that a big fat ass? 07/20/2014 on Admin the leader 0
#7 - Who the hell even opens a door like that. It looks like he's a… 07/20/2014 on customer gets trolled 0
#1697 - Probably Decode. He's the only person to ever talk to me, really.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on FJ Friends +2
User avatar #2098 - Decode (12 hours ago) [-]
Awww really? I haven't heard from you in a long time so I thought you got tired of talking to me and went on to cooler people

I'm on vacation right now, but when I get home we should catch up, unless you're too cool for old Decode
#1696 - Fuck you, we don't bring that episode up. Amazi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on FJ Friends +1
User avatar #1857 - jbywalec (07/20/2014) [-]
We shall always remember this episode as one of the greatest.
#5275 - **Sacrifice rolls 318,829,406** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#50 - I've actually met someone who doesn't sleep. Don't remember al… 07/16/2014 on Interesting People -1
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#2 - Decode (05/05/2014) [-]
No comments?! We'll have to fix that. How's life treatin' ya bud?
No comments?! We'll have to fix that. How's life treatin' ya bud?
#3 to #2 - Sacrifice ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
I have friends!    
   
Not too bad, shouldn't complain really. Trying to get a foot in the door of what I wanna do career-wise is hard, but it's a start. Got a job, a roof over my head, and someone to come home to, so it's definitely going better than it could be.   
   
What about you?
I have friends!

Not too bad, shouldn't complain really. Trying to get a foot in the door of what I wanna do career-wise is hard, but it's a start. Got a job, a roof over my head, and someone to come home to, so it's definitely going better than it could be.

What about you?
#4 to #3 - Decode (05/06/2014) [-]
Eh, hectic life, but I remain optimistic. Currently going to college, studying criminal justice, very close to transferring to a university,  from there majoring in forensics. I love helping people in  any way I can, so it's always modeled what I do. To make a long story short, when I was 15 I was told I had 3 months to live due to my horrible spine disease, but I lived thanks to emergency surgery. 6 years later, I am in pain 24/7 (no joke, 6 years of straight pain I've forgotten what 'no pain' feels like) but I've realized how lucky I am just to wake up in the morning, and have a loving family & friends. My friends constantly come to me for help/advice, or just in need of someone to listen, and I never turn them down.  I tell new friends this, so they realize 1) they have someone to talk to if needed, and 2) Life really isn't so bad.    
   
tl;dr Life is good, no matter how dark it seems it always gets better, so no worries.
Eh, hectic life, but I remain optimistic. Currently going to college, studying criminal justice, very close to transferring to a university, from there majoring in forensics. I love helping people in any way I can, so it's always modeled what I do. To make a long story short, when I was 15 I was told I had 3 months to live due to my horrible spine disease, but I lived thanks to emergency surgery. 6 years later, I am in pain 24/7 (no joke, 6 years of straight pain I've forgotten what 'no pain' feels like) but I've realized how lucky I am just to wake up in the morning, and have a loving family & friends. My friends constantly come to me for help/advice, or just in need of someone to listen, and I never turn them down. I tell new friends this, so they realize 1) they have someone to talk to if needed, and 2) Life really isn't so bad.

tl;dr Life is good, no matter how dark it seems it always gets better, so no worries.
#5 to #4 - Sacrifice ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
Wow, I really wish I had your outlook on life! I know it's mainly modelled off what's happened in your life, but still.. I've had depression since I was like, 13. I learnt to live with it and hide it, but it was crippling. Thankfully I'm getting better now, so I can focus more on what, but how much easier would life be if I had your mindset, seriously?   
   
Ps your gif is fabulous.
Wow, I really wish I had your outlook on life! I know it's mainly modelled off what's happened in your life, but still.. I've had depression since I was like, 13. I learnt to live with it and hide it, but it was crippling. Thankfully I'm getting better now, so I can focus more on what, but how much easier would life be if I had your mindset, seriously?

Ps your gif is fabulous.
#6 to #5 - Decode (05/06/2014) [-]
I'm glad it's getting better for you, I'd be lying if I said I didn't know how depression feels. You've had it since you were 13 though? I couldn't imagine that, what happened? If you don't mind me asking.    
   
Ps yeah that gif is my favorite, you can tell it doesn't know what's happening, but it sure as hell feels fabulous.
I'm glad it's getting better for you, I'd be lying if I said I didn't know how depression feels. You've had it since you were 13 though? I couldn't imagine that, what happened? If you don't mind me asking.

Ps yeah that gif is my favorite, you can tell it doesn't know what's happening, but it sure as hell feels fabulous.
#7 to #6 - Sacrifice ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
I actually don't really remember. I say 13, it may have been a little later, or earlier. I've had depression pretty much as long as I can recall. I can only presume it was a buildup of things. Feeling second best, family deaths, social anxiety + very few friends and such. No doubt a lot of the things which get me down are a case of just getting over it, but when all these things build up they really weigh you down.
I actually don't really remember. I say 13, it may have been a little later, or earlier. I've had depression pretty much as long as I can recall. I can only presume it was a buildup of things. Feeling second best, family deaths, social anxiety + very few friends and such. No doubt a lot of the things which get me down are a case of just getting over it, but when all these things build up they really weigh you down.
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