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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:The Ocean
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Highest Content Rank:#2235
Highest Comment Rank:#316
Content Thumbs: 3908 total,  4465 ,  557
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Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
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Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
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Occasional commenter, have a large custom-made whale/orca reaction folder. Hater of rolls and undeserved thumbs. FJ content is shite, comments are where it's at.

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#68 - I agree, it's a matter of population control. If people hadn't…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Canser +6
User avatar #74 - ifuckbabies (04/28/2013) [-]
Exactly! That is the exact reason why i am not against all those diseases. Sure, it's sad when good people die, but it is still for the greater good.
User avatar #93 - harbingerwolf (04/28/2013) [-]
Why dont more people think like this?
I cant stand that dumb sanctitty of human life thing, preserving every weak or dting individual at the cost of space, resources, and their quality of life, not to mention over population. Minus the excessive breeding we would probably do a hell of a lot better if we were Krogan.




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Glorious Krogan master race._
User avatar #190 - ifuckbabies (04/28/2013) [-]
Well this is a nice coincidence. I just destroyed the genophage cure data. Grunt is going to be pissed off probably...
#192 - harbingerwolf (04/28/2013) [-]
You evil son of a bitch...
#93 - >always in his pocket no matter where he goes >shows… 04/28/2013 on N'aww +1
#78 - I'm pretty sure Killveous would recognize this.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Tumbl'n +1
#324 - Killveous (04/28/2013) [-]
but of course.
#81 - She didn't hang Brienne and Pod, she only threatened to but th… 04/27/2013 on bad luck bran 0
#74 - psst.. Google is a thing, it works wonders  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Dad plays Lords of Magic 0
User avatar #83 - dubstepforme (04/28/2013) [-]
ive been told twice now, but thank you sir.
#49 - I've seen this before and did some research on it. What they'r…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on So, "pretty"... yeah, about... +5
#50 - owmowmow (04/27/2013) [-]
holy crap....
#105 - If that cat was a fox sparkyoneonetwo would probably explode f…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Attractiveness 0
User avatar #115 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/27/2013) [-]
I all ready said at some point in there I'd fuck it...
#118 - All that matters is that it exists, probably some sick … 04/26/2013 on Adele is only 24... +2
#110 - I have a huge whale folder full of whale reaction images, most…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Adele is only 24... +3
User avatar #112 - jarelk (04/26/2013) [-]
Haha, didn't even notice the username. It's just.. who the fuck would take that picture.
#118 - SHAMU (04/26/2013) [-]
All that matters is that it exists, probably some sick fuck with a whale fetish.
#130 - I'm sure it was just some of the ignorant fans of HoN that did…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Team work +1
User avatar #148 - wrought (04/26/2013) [-]
I would say S2 if i meant s2
#129 - Oh and like skullzero said there is indeed some delay despite … 04/26/2013 on Team work -1
#128 - Ya, I just checked and HoN has like 65 original heroes. While …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Team work -2
User avatar #129 - SHAMU (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh and like skullzero said there is indeed some delay despite my hardware and internet being up to the games standards. Also HoN just looks more colorful and alive!
#98 - Superman in the last panel.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Ohh Superman +23
User avatar #145 - mythichyphen (04/26/2013) [-]
What is this I don't even
User avatar #130 - yesilift (04/26/2013) [-]
heidenreich!
#453 - IKR? It really is the superior game in matters of gameplay. Un… 04/25/2013 on Deal with it. +1
#31 - Click and drag, there's so many possibilities for epic faces. 04/25/2013 on dude get the lighter +3
#188 - wut 04/25/2013 on Facebook +7
#135 - I hate all retarded comments equally. Rolling and Quoting are … 04/24/2013 on Feed the earth -1
#71 - I still hate these comments. People completely ignore it or lo…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Feed the earth 0
User avatar #107 - rieskimo (04/24/2013) [-]
It's better than all these assholes who roll an image or dubs and then get showered in thumbs as if they're some sort of comedic genius.
User avatar #135 - SHAMU (04/24/2013) [-]
I hate all retarded comments equally. Rolling and Quoting are both pretty stupid and irritating. The comments are the only thing that this site has compared to other humor sites, so they need to be at a higher standard....
#77 - grandpis (04/24/2013) [-]
Allrighty then, sorry for rustling your jimmies I'll never do that mistake again sir.
#110 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Though you may have been aiming for 'respectful and apologetic' you ended up sounding lower than beta.

I'm going to assume that's why you were thumbed down. Take one from me as well.
#7 - oh well. 04/24/2013 on Killerwale's profile 0
#5 - Would you happen to have a whale folder too or am I the only o…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Killerwale's profile 0
#6 - Killerwale (04/24/2013) [-]
Sorry my friend, my hue, is just a name
#7 - SHAMU (04/24/2013) [-]
oh well.
#195 - Anybody have that picture where there's a huge compilation of … 04/23/2013 on Just why? +5
#182 - Well the username IS SHAMU! But I diversify too, here's a … 04/22/2013 on Killveous's profile 0
#46 - Weren't we all? Luckily I always scroll to the comments while …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on Small Splinters +1
#61 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!!
#120 - Picture 04/20/2013 on the perfect loop. +18
#65 - Russians probably have cameras in their cats too... 04/20/2013 on 6 stars. +1
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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma ***** . you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like 						*******					 DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like ******* DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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