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SHAMU

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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:4/06/2015
Location:The Ocean
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Content Thumbs: 3908 total,  4465 ,  557
Comment Thumbs: 15150 total,  17301 ,  2151
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 14.09% (141/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:12989
Times Content Favorited:461 times
Total Comments Made:2092
FJ Points:3554
Favorite Tags: dinosaurs (4) | like (4) | Butt (2) | sex (2)
Occasional commenter, have a large custom-made whale/orca reaction folder. Hater of rolls and undeserved thumbs. FJ content is shite, comments are where it's at.

latest user's comments

#28 - Picture 04/30/2013 on battle of the handsomes +36
#46 - I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/30/2013 on SHAMU's profile 0
User avatar #47 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma nigga. you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#44 - Welcome to my life.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/30/2013 on SHAMU's profile 0
#45 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma nigga. you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#108 - Call me back  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on Title +3
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#43 - I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of… 04/30/2013 on SHAMU's profile 0
#40 - I only understood about half of what you said <-- but  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2013 on SHAMU's profile 0
#41 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
#104 - I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title +1
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#27 - Than*  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on irrelevant title +47
User avatar #154 - HeartOfTheDL (05/01/2013) [-]
FUCK. I'm stupid.
#96 - **** you and your assumptions!!  [+] (5 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title +2
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#94 - I don't know why I agreed to this.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title 0
#95 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
because you WANT my thickness inside of you.
#96 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your assumptions!!
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#91 - I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!  [+] (9 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title 0
#93 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
move over baby. im gonna pound that butthole all night.
#94 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why I agreed to this.
#95 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
because you WANT my thickness inside of you.
#96 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your assumptions!!
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#88 - But seriously I LIKE you too.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title +1
#89 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*unzips pants* Im sorry I didnt quite here you.
#91 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!
#93 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
move over baby. im gonna pound that butthole all night.
#94 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why I agreed to this.
#95 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
because you WANT my thickness inside of you.
#96 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your assumptions!!
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#86 - That was the reason for making them in the first place.  [+] (13 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title +1
User avatar #87 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
I...I love you.
#88 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
But seriously I LIKE you too.
#89 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*unzips pants* Im sorry I didnt quite here you.
#91 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!
#93 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
move over baby. im gonna pound that butthole all night.
#94 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why I agreed to this.
#95 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
because you WANT my thickness inside of you.
#96 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your assumptions!!
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#83 - I made a whole bunch of whale reaction pictures. Seemed like a…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title +3
#85 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
your username is making this 10x better.
#86 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
That was the reason for making them in the first place.
User avatar #87 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
I...I love you.
#88 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
But seriously I LIKE you too.
#89 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*unzips pants* Im sorry I didnt quite here you.
#91 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!
#93 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
move over baby. im gonna pound that butthole all night.
#94 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why I agreed to this.
#95 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
because you WANT my thickness inside of you.
#96 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your assumptions!!
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#76 - Picture 04/30/2013 on Title +6
#38 - Yes, good job, you spotted the punchline.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on punchline +5
#76 - diegotan (04/30/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#73 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title +8
User avatar #79 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
god its so cute and look like its smiling. goddamn. I want one.
#83 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I made a whole bunch of whale reaction pictures. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
#85 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
your username is making this 10x better.
#86 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
That was the reason for making them in the first place.
User avatar #87 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
I...I love you.
#88 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
But seriously I LIKE you too.
#89 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*unzips pants* Im sorry I didnt quite here you.
#91 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!
#93 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
move over baby. im gonna pound that butthole all night.
#94 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why I agreed to this.
#95 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
because you WANT my thickness inside of you.
#96 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your assumptions!!
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#75 - lellone (04/30/2013) [-]
please no
#76 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
#72 - Picture 04/30/2013 on Title 0
#75 - Oh yeah! Sorry got mixed up in that, I just knew that someones… 04/30/2013 on Woman +1
#57 - Oh God Yes. 04/29/2013 on yes... lettuce. +24
#70 - You forgot to mention the fact that Zeus cut of Cronos' balls …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Woman 0
User avatar #74 - SnacksJr (04/29/2013) [-]
Well that was Cronus cutting off Uranus' testicles, but yeah, she was made of wahed up Titan balls.

And that sentince is why I love mythology so much. All the gods were such shit shows. <3
User avatar #75 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Oh yeah! Sorry got mixed up in that, I just knew that someones balls got cut.
#152 - **** just got classy. 04/29/2013 on oh god what 0
#151 - Comment deleted 04/29/2013 on oh god what 0
#23 - Is it really that hard to think of a title?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Pretending to be a bird +68
User avatar #71 - ningyoaijin (04/29/2013) [-]
Oh God I think I ruptured something...
#58 - mythichyphen (04/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 - yunablade (04/29/2013) [-]
OK... I really have never used this line.

But that... THAT gif did really killed my childhood.

Damn you to hell.
#68 - mythichyphen (04/29/2013) [-]
My work here is done
#25 - aasherknight (04/29/2013) [-]
#15 - I remember that comment.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Leonardo +13
User avatar #84 - KillerKlownKKK (04/29/2013) [-]
I figured at least one person might! :)

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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma ***** . you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like 			*******		 DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like ******* DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - Ken M (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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