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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:The Ocean
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Comment Ranking:#34329
Highest Content Rank:#2235
Highest Comment Rank:#316
Content Thumbs: 3908 total,  4465 ,  557
Comment Thumbs: 15112 total,  17262 ,  2150
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 11.1% (111/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:12643
Times Content Favorited:460 times
Total Comments Made:2081
FJ Points:3531
Favorite Tags: dinosaurs (4) | like (4) | Butt (2) | sex (2)
Occasional commenter, have a large custom-made whale/orca reaction folder. Hater of rolls and undeserved thumbs. FJ content is shite, comments are where it's at.

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#94 - I don't know why I agreed to this.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title 0
#95 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
because you WANT my thickness inside of you.
#96 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your assumptions!!
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#91 - I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!  [+] (9 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title 0
#93 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
move over baby. im gonna pound that butthole all night.
#94 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why I agreed to this.
#95 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
because you WANT my thickness inside of you.
#96 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your assumptions!!
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#88 - But seriously I LIKE you too.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title +1
#89 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*unzips pants* Im sorry I didnt quite here you.
#91 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!
#93 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
move over baby. im gonna pound that butthole all night.
#94 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why I agreed to this.
#95 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
because you WANT my thickness inside of you.
#96 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your assumptions!!
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#86 - That was the reason for making them in the first place.  [+] (13 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title +1
User avatar #87 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
I...I love you.
#88 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
But seriously I LIKE you too.
#89 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*unzips pants* Im sorry I didnt quite here you.
#91 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!
#93 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
move over baby. im gonna pound that butthole all night.
#94 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why I agreed to this.
#95 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
because you WANT my thickness inside of you.
#96 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your assumptions!!
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#83 - I made a whole bunch of whale reaction pictures. Seemed like a…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title +3
#85 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
your username is making this 10x better.
#86 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
That was the reason for making them in the first place.
User avatar #87 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
I...I love you.
#88 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
But seriously I LIKE you too.
#89 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*unzips pants* Im sorry I didnt quite here you.
#91 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!
#93 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
move over baby. im gonna pound that butthole all night.
#94 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why I agreed to this.
#95 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
because you WANT my thickness inside of you.
#96 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your assumptions!!
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#76 - Picture 04/30/2013 on Title +6
#38 - Yes, good job, you spotted the punchline.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on punchline +5
#76 - diegotan (04/30/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#73 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title +8
User avatar #79 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
god its so cute and look like its smiling. goddamn. I want one.
#83 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I made a whole bunch of whale reaction pictures. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
#85 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
your username is making this 10x better.
#86 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
That was the reason for making them in the first place.
User avatar #87 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
I...I love you.
#88 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
But seriously I LIKE you too.
#89 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*unzips pants* Im sorry I didnt quite here you.
#91 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!
#93 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
move over baby. im gonna pound that butthole all night.
#94 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why I agreed to this.
#95 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
because you WANT my thickness inside of you.
#96 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your assumptions!!
#97 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
*jams it in....dry* bet you werent ready for that.....it feels like this is your first time.



this is getting wrong
#104 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now before it goes any further, ttyl
User avatar #107 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah. ttyl. im all tuckered out from that dickin i gave you.
#108 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Call me back
User avatar #109 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
maybe
#75 - lellone (04/30/2013) [-]
please no
#76 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
#72 - Picture 04/30/2013 on Title 0
#75 - Oh yeah! Sorry got mixed up in that, I just knew that someones… 04/30/2013 on Woman +1
#57 - Oh God Yes. 04/29/2013 on yes... lettuce. +24
#70 - You forgot to mention the fact that Zeus cut of Cronos' balls …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Woman 0
User avatar #74 - SnacksJr (04/29/2013) [-]
Well that was Cronus cutting off Uranus' testicles, but yeah, she was made of wahed up Titan balls.

And that sentince is why I love mythology so much. All the gods were such shit shows. <3
User avatar #75 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Oh yeah! Sorry got mixed up in that, I just knew that someones balls got cut.
#152 - Shit just got classy. 04/29/2013 on oh god what 0
#151 - Comment deleted 04/29/2013 on oh god what 0
#23 - Is it really that hard to think of a title?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Pretending to be a bird +68
User avatar #71 - ningyoaijin (04/29/2013) [-]
Oh God I think I ruptured something...
#58 - mythichyphen (04/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 - yunablade (04/29/2013) [-]
OK... I really have never used this line.

But that... THAT gif did really killed my childhood.

Damn you to hell.
#68 - mythichyphen (04/29/2013) [-]
My work here is done
#25 - aasherknight (04/29/2013) [-]
#15 - I remember that comment.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Leonardo +13
User avatar #84 - KillerKlownKKK (04/29/2013) [-]
I figured at least one person might! :)
#88 - Picture 04/29/2013 on oh god what +3
#86 - I don't see why not. Hope you're enlarging to see it better. T…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on oh god what 0
#87 - rebuilt (04/29/2013) [-]
#88 - SHAMU (04/29/2013) [-]
#82 - I should have given mine a hat and a mustache...Why didn't I t…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2013 on oh god what 0
#84 - rebuilt (04/29/2013) [-]
the power of hindsight. You mentioned a Ball-sack-Jack-o-Lantern and a criminal condom could i see?
#86 - SHAMU (04/29/2013) [-]
I don't see why not. Hope you're enlarging to see it better. The pictures like 5.3 MB takes forever to upload on my shit internet speed.
#87 - rebuilt (04/29/2013) [-]
#88 - SHAMU (04/29/2013) [-]
#43 - While the comment is indeed somewhat half-assed (sorry twi ) t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on someone you know 0
User avatar #48 - brothergrimm (04/28/2013) [-]
baa-a-a-ah
#68 - I agree, it's a matter of population control. If people hadn't…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Canser +6
User avatar #74 - ifuckbabies (04/28/2013) [-]
Exactly! That is the exact reason why i am not against all those diseases. Sure, it's sad when good people die, but it is still for the greater good.
User avatar #93 - harbingerwolf (04/28/2013) [-]
Why dont more people think like this?
I cant stand that dumb sanctitty of human life thing, preserving every weak or dting individual at the cost of space, resources, and their quality of life, not to mention over population. Minus the excessive breeding we would probably do a hell of a lot better if we were Krogan.




_
Glorious Krogan master race._
User avatar #190 - ifuckbabies (04/28/2013) [-]
Well this is a nice coincidence. I just destroyed the genophage cure data. Grunt is going to be pissed off probably...
#192 - harbingerwolf (04/28/2013) [-]
You evil son of a bitch...
#93 - >always in his pocket no matter where he goes >shows… 04/28/2013 on N'aww +1
#78 - I'm pretty sure Killveous would recognize this.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Tumbl'n +1
#324 - Killveous (04/28/2013) [-]
but of course.
#81 - She didn't hang Brienne and Pod, she only threatened to but th… 04/27/2013 on bad luck bran 0
#74 - psst.. Google is a thing, it works wonders  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Dad plays Lords of Magic 0
User avatar #83 - dubstepforme (04/28/2013) [-]
ive been told twice now, but thank you sir.
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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma nigga. you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like fucking DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like fucking DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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