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SHAMU

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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:The Ocean
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3908 total,  4465 ,  557
Comment Thumbs: 15150 total,  17301 ,  2151
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 14.09% (141/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:12962
Times Content Favorited:461 times
Total Comments Made:2092
FJ Points:3554
Favorite Tags: dinosaurs (4) | like (4) | Butt (2) | sex (2)
Occasional commenter, have a large custom-made whale/orca reaction folder. Hater of rolls and undeserved thumbs. FJ content is shite, comments are where it's at.

latest user's comments

#73 - Picture 05/05/2013 on Game logic +6
#38 - Picture 05/04/2013 on English +13
#256 - Awww Yiss Defoe, the slightly creepier version of Kevin Bacon.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Katie +27
User avatar #541 - charderpizard (05/04/2013) [-]
what movie is this?
User avatar #556 - thatniggerguy (05/04/2013) [-]
The Boondock Saints.
#418 - powellrebecca (05/04/2013) [-]
awww yiss
#4 - Foxes are pretty cool.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Wait for it 0
#5 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Yay ^w^
#8 - gallifreyan (05/04/2013) [-]
Because I was bored.
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/04/2013) [-]
That's fucking awesome.
#17 - Rammencup (05/04/2013) [-]
i like giraffes
#246 - Totally. 05/03/2013 on Best Prank Ever 0
#2 - I don't like many animals, I'm kind of an asshole.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Wait for it +5
User avatar #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
as long as you like foxes :3
User avatar #4 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Foxes are pretty cool.
#5 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Yay ^w^
#8 - gallifreyan (05/04/2013) [-]
Because I was bored.
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/04/2013) [-]
That's fucking awesome.
#17 - Rammencup (05/04/2013) [-]
i like giraffes
#244 - You have NO idea... Being different is fun though.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Best Prank Ever 0
User avatar #245 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh I have no ideal do I....


but, being different is the best <3
User avatar #246 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Totally.
#212 - I wouldn't know much about that, strictly human porn for me. O…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Best Prank Ever +2
User avatar #214 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
So a whale into human porn..... I bet the other whales make fun of you
#244 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
You have NO idea... Being different is fun though.
User avatar #245 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh I have no ideal do I....


but, being different is the best <3
User avatar #246 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Totally.
#208 - Yet they're the most mainstream thing for a furry to **** .  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Best Prank Ever 0
User avatar #209 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
not really dont' see to much sheep porn
#212 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know much about that, strictly human porn for me. Oh well, sleep time I'm just gonna thumb up all your comments and go.
User avatar #214 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
So a whale into human porn..... I bet the other whales make fun of you
#244 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
You have NO idea... Being different is fun though.
User avatar #245 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh I have no ideal do I....


but, being different is the best <3
User avatar #246 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Totally.
#56 - Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conv…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on SHAMU's profile 0
#57 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#205 - For such a high grade furry as yourself, that's quite a revelation.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Best Prank Ever 0
User avatar #206 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
I find them weird not really creepy. For like acting like sheep thing
User avatar #208 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Yet they're the most mainstream thing for a furry to fuck.
User avatar #209 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
not really dont' see to much sheep porn
#212 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know much about that, strictly human porn for me. Oh well, sleep time I'm just gonna thumb up all your comments and go.
User avatar #214 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
So a whale into human porn..... I bet the other whales make fun of you
#244 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
You have NO idea... Being different is fun though.
User avatar #245 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh I have no ideal do I....


but, being different is the best <3
User avatar #246 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Totally.
#203 - Precisely, people on FJ have a VERY STRONG sheep mentality. …  [+] (15 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Best Prank Ever +2
User avatar #204 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
I just want you to know..... sheep creep me otu
#217 - theorangefox (05/02/2013) [-]
you don't want to see mareep furry porn then.
User avatar #218 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh I've seen plenty of that
User avatar #219 - theorangefox (05/02/2013) [-]
Man, I've been out of the furry art thing for a looong time. I dunno, it just doesn't get to me as much, same goes for normal porn too.
User avatar #220 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
what do you mean??
User avatar #221 - theorangefox (05/02/2013) [-]
I barely find it arousing, even erotic writing is becoming scarce for me now.
User avatar #205 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
For such a high grade furry as yourself, that's quite a revelation.
User avatar #206 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
I find them weird not really creepy. For like acting like sheep thing
User avatar #208 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Yet they're the most mainstream thing for a furry to fuck.
User avatar #209 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
not really dont' see to much sheep porn
#212 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know much about that, strictly human porn for me. Oh well, sleep time I'm just gonna thumb up all your comments and go.
User avatar #214 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
So a whale into human porn..... I bet the other whales make fun of you
#244 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
You have NO idea... Being different is fun though.
User avatar #245 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh I have no ideal do I....


but, being different is the best <3
User avatar #246 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Totally.
#200 - Oh well.  [+] (20 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Best Prank Ever +5
User avatar #201 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
its like... the dumbest comment ever....
#233 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
User avatar #234 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
okay that is way wose..
#242 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
#203 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Precisely, people on FJ have a VERY STRONG sheep mentality. They see something simple with a lot of thumbs they lose their shit and make it a big deal, either way, ENjoy.

( I've had my encounter with it www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4256355/Awww+...+Wait+what/5#5 read the content to make more sense of it. )
User avatar #204 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
I just want you to know..... sheep creep me otu
#217 - theorangefox (05/02/2013) [-]
you don't want to see mareep furry porn then.
User avatar #218 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh I've seen plenty of that
User avatar #219 - theorangefox (05/02/2013) [-]
Man, I've been out of the furry art thing for a looong time. I dunno, it just doesn't get to me as much, same goes for normal porn too.
User avatar #220 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
what do you mean??
User avatar #221 - theorangefox (05/02/2013) [-]
I barely find it arousing, even erotic writing is becoming scarce for me now.
User avatar #205 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
For such a high grade furry as yourself, that's quite a revelation.
User avatar #206 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
I find them weird not really creepy. For like acting like sheep thing
User avatar #208 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Yet they're the most mainstream thing for a furry to fuck.
User avatar #209 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
not really dont' see to much sheep porn
#212 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know much about that, strictly human porn for me. Oh well, sleep time I'm just gonna thumb up all your comments and go.
User avatar #214 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
So a whale into human porn..... I bet the other whales make fun of you
#244 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
You have NO idea... Being different is fun though.
User avatar #245 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh I have no ideal do I....


but, being different is the best <3
User avatar #246 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Totally.
#196 - Because FJ is full of v e r y smart people  [+] (22 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Best Prank Ever +5
User avatar #197 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
I was thinking when I said it it would get red thumbs.
#200 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh well.
User avatar #201 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
its like... the dumbest comment ever....
#233 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
User avatar #234 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
okay that is way wose..
#242 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
#203 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Precisely, people on FJ have a VERY STRONG sheep mentality. They see something simple with a lot of thumbs they lose their shit and make it a big deal, either way, ENjoy.

( I've had my encounter with it www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4256355/Awww+...+Wait+what/5#5 read the content to make more sense of it. )
User avatar #204 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
I just want you to know..... sheep creep me otu
#217 - theorangefox (05/02/2013) [-]
you don't want to see mareep furry porn then.
User avatar #218 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh I've seen plenty of that
User avatar #219 - theorangefox (05/02/2013) [-]
Man, I've been out of the furry art thing for a looong time. I dunno, it just doesn't get to me as much, same goes for normal porn too.
User avatar #220 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
what do you mean??
User avatar #221 - theorangefox (05/02/2013) [-]
I barely find it arousing, even erotic writing is becoming scarce for me now.
User avatar #205 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
For such a high grade furry as yourself, that's quite a revelation.
User avatar #206 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
I find them weird not really creepy. For like acting like sheep thing
User avatar #208 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Yet they're the most mainstream thing for a furry to fuck.
User avatar #209 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
not really dont' see to much sheep porn
#212 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know much about that, strictly human porn for me. Oh well, sleep time I'm just gonna thumb up all your comments and go.
User avatar #214 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
So a whale into human porn..... I bet the other whales make fun of you
#244 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
You have NO idea... Being different is fun though.
User avatar #245 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh I have no ideal do I....


but, being different is the best <3
User avatar #246 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Totally.
#161 - Picture 05/02/2013 on Really...? 0
#63 - Enjoy. 05/02/2013 on Yes you can +4
#88 - Picture 05/02/2013 on Arise, Disc Drive +6
#131 - Don't you dare compare me with that goliath.. 05/01/2013 on I don't like vegetables... 0
#303 - Comment deleted 05/01/2013 on Beta 0
#258 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Beta 0
#261 - felixjarl Comment deleted by SHAMU
#303 - SHAMU Comment deleted by SHAMU
#73 - THEY AREN'T!?!?! 05/01/2013 on History of the Platypus +2
#54 - Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything. 05/01/2013 on SHAMU's profile 0
#52 - You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2013 on SHAMU's profile 0
User avatar #53 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#50 - I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that b…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2013 on SHAMU's profile 0
User avatar #51 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma nigga. you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#48 - I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/30/2013 on SHAMU's profile 0
User avatar #49 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma nigga. you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.

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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma ***** . you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like 			*******		 DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like ******* DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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