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SHAMU

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Personal Info
Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:4/06/2015
Location:The Ocean
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3908 total,  4465 ,  557
Comment Thumbs: 15150 total,  17301 ,  2151
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 14.09% (141/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:12987
Times Content Favorited:461 times
Total Comments Made:2092
FJ Points:3554
Favorite Tags: dinosaurs (4) | like (4) | Butt (2) | sex (2)
Occasional commenter, have a large custom-made whale/orca reaction folder. Hater of rolls and undeserved thumbs. FJ content is shite, comments are where it's at.

latest user's comments

#83 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2011 on High Five 0
#84 - thefreddieska (06/09/2011) [-]
#154 - Comment deleted 06/09/2011 on Spellcheck 0
#48 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2011 on EPIC THREAD! 0
#49 - frankoeatscrabs Comment deleted by SHAMU
#38 - who doesn't? O_O  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2011 on Playground Assassin... 0
#39 - jstthegirlnextdoor has deleted their comment.
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2011 on 2 girls 1 cup 0
User avatar #37 - badassthma (06/09/2011) [-]
Ctrl+Shift+T
#12 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2011 on Playground Assassin... +2
#15 - jstthegirlnextdoor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #38 - SHAMU (06/09/2011) [-]
who doesn't? O_O
#39 - jstthegirlnextdoor has deleted their comment.
#40 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2011 on oh ditto -16
User avatar #62 - starfoxbro (06/08/2011) [-]
But if your looking at porn you can close out faster. Plus incognito is awesome.
#5 - WTF...Tom Felton barely even spoke in HP 7 -__- and he … 06/08/2011 on FUCK YOU MTV +2
#9 - troll or a useful tip?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2011 on Funny or gtfo +2
#26 - SquishyHaribo (06/09/2011) [-]
lul wut?
#25 - mikeliterous (06/09/2011) [-]
well done. well done
#11 - corruptedman has deleted their comment.
#33 - if you do that it gives you fair warning : /  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2011 on oh ditto +10
#38 - asph has deleted their comment.
#40 - SHAMU has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - starfoxbro (06/08/2011) [-]
But if your looking at porn you can close out faster. Plus incognito is awesome.
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2011 on oh ditto +11
#30 - corruptedman has deleted their comment.
#19 - Picture 06/08/2011 on LemonParty Pranked -1
#21 - its what i do. 06/08/2011 on oh ditto +4
#20 - CURSES!!! 06/08/2011 on oh ditto +2
#15 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2011 on LemonParty Pranked +7
#18 - iifluii (06/08/2011) [-]
if you dont know that you can close a tag with ctrl+w your fked after visiting that site xD
#19 - SHAMU (06/08/2011) [-]
#13 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2011 on FreezE 4.0 -1
#27 - fefe (06/08/2011) [-]
JERK
#24 - fefe (06/08/2011) [-]
Thanks bro! I had no clue you could do that!
#12 - i am the hero the ghetto deserves..  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2011 on FreezE 4.0 +6
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#105 - I AM YOURS!! 06/08/2011 on That High comp 9 0
#9 - my perception just got ****** !! 06/08/2011 on Dirty Minds +11
#10 - Picture  [+] (20 new replies) 06/08/2011 on oh ditto +37
#55 - xsap (06/08/2011) [-]
#658 - xshredderx (06/09/2011) [-]
User avatar #659 - xsap (06/09/2011) [-]
i made that too :)
#51 - raishuu (06/08/2011) [-]
Nope. :D
#47 - fefe (06/08/2011) [-]
Ctrl+Shift+T

U mad?
#29 - cdm (06/08/2011) [-]
#33 - SHAMU (06/08/2011) [-]
if you do that it gives you fair warning : /
#38 - asph has deleted their comment.
#40 - SHAMU has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - starfoxbro (06/08/2011) [-]
But if your looking at porn you can close out faster. Plus incognito is awesome.
#27 - corruptedman has deleted their comment.
#28 - SHAMU (06/08/2011) [-]
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User avatar #19 - craxxet (06/08/2011) [-]
Pressed on macbook. Shit didn't happen. (]:3
User avatar #43 - qdmin (06/08/2011) [-]
command w
User avatar #25 - dafiltafish (06/08/2011) [-]
you lucky sob
#20 - SHAMU (06/08/2011) [-]
CURSES!!!
#15 - asph has deleted their comment.
#21 - SHAMU (06/08/2011) [-]
its what i do.
#89 - Picture 06/08/2011 on Seriously Canada? +3
#92 - you just blew my mind and opened my eyes O_O  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2011 on That High comp 9 +15
#102 - fefe (06/08/2011) [-]
this is now the religion of pot. i am the priest.

in thy name of cannabis, we toke. and now we pray. *bubbling noises* and god say unto zeus, dude this is the dankest kush i have ever smoked. and zeus sayeth unto god, your lucky we passed by because we were on our way to this other guy steve and hes kind of a downer. and jesus coughed, and the assembly of gods and goddesses reveled at the sight. athena sayeth now to jesus, take it to the head. take it to the head bitch. and thy gods and godesses reveled once again in laughter.

now we hit thy bongs in thy name of athena, who burned jesus. and in athenas name we also sayeth unto jesus, need ointment for that burn.

and now we pray. *bubbling*
#105 - SHAMU (06/08/2011) [-]
I AM YOURS!!
#172 - adrnin....U mad? 06/08/2011 on Funnyjunk in the future 0
#130 - my body is ready.. 06/08/2011 on FML Illustrated 2 +27
#172 - Picture 06/08/2011 on Drugs 0

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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma ***** . you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like 			*******		 DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like ******* DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - fefe (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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