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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:9/03/2014
Location:The Ocean
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3908 total,  4465 ,  557
Comment Thumbs: 15123 total,  17273 ,  2150
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 11.8% (118/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:12728
Times Content Favorited:460 times
Total Comments Made:2082
FJ Points:3536
Favorite Tags: dinosaurs (4) | like (4) | Butt (2) | sex (2)
Occasional commenter, have a large custom-made whale/orca reaction folder. Hater of rolls and undeserved thumbs. FJ content is shite, comments are where it's at.

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#45 - I prefer torrenting over streaming, thanks anyway though! Also… 05/10/2013 on I'm aware. 0
#43 - I am a little upset....  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on I'm aware. +1
User avatar #45 - SHAMU (05/10/2013) [-]
I prefer torrenting over streaming, thanks anyway though! Also I'm currently in Pakistan so that's probably the reason it's blocked...
User avatar #44 - ravemouse (05/10/2013) [-]
Wow really it should be free for all but you can probably find it on any anime website I'd recommend Goodanime.net
#45 - Wasn't really a punchline, and it wasn't really a joke. No lon… 05/10/2013 on They're sitting +2
#31 - I remember this one time I was playing GTA San Andreas and I r… 05/10/2013 on not unlocked 0
#51 - eh, can't argue with that. 05/09/2013 on Hey, Arnold! Teen pt 2 +4
#48 - It's 8.1 MB and yes, I do have **** internet. 05/09/2013 on Giraffe-ing a laugh 0
#38 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Hey, Arnold! Teen pt 2 +22
User avatar #47 - dreadscythe (05/09/2013) [-]
why not?
#51 - SHAMU (05/09/2013) [-]
eh, can't argue with that.
#36 - Only giraffe related gif. I have, it'll take forever to load b…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Giraffe-ing a laugh +2
#58 - joshfletcher (05/09/2013) [-]
Wow.... The elephant changes into a giraffe. Very impressive.



- .Gif unrelated
User avatar #44 - shenro (05/09/2013) [-]
looked at content, went to comments, it's loaded. you must have a slow internet connection
User avatar #48 - SHAMU (05/09/2013) [-]
It's 8.1 MB and yes, I do have shit internet.
#39 - Picture 05/09/2013 on Dem Skills +1
#9 - Was someone trying to talk **** about me? 05/08/2013 on THE FUCK YOU SAY? +6
#8 - Picture 05/08/2013 on THE FUCK YOU SAY? +3
#12 - All we need now is a bunch of talented game designers starting…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Shut up and take my fu*king... +1
User avatar #27 - captainfish (05/07/2013) [-]
If someone gave Frictional Games the chance and the money, I bet they'd go for it. I think they'd do a good job with it even though it would be their first multiplayer game.
User avatar #23 - bionicpanda (05/07/2013) [-]
if a non titan gaming studio picks this idea up, then they're going to have to work on it for the longest time for it to be perfect and knowing the gaming industry, they'll release it early under peer pressure and it will be pure shit.


Pessimist way of viewing it.
#48 - That only applies if they're already the girls boyfriend I think... 05/07/2013 on things boys do +4
#17 - New text recognition software. It's not very good though. It o…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Do want. 0
User avatar #20 - snakefire (05/06/2013) [-]
It makes me laugh my ass off
#64 - deadlyambitions (05/06/2013) [-]
that color i want it
#170 - All you have to do to not be considered a rapist is be as smoo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2013 on no more surprise butsex +7
User avatar #207 - bitchplzzz (05/05/2013) [-]
oh man, M.A.S.H.
great show
#185 - gothdino (05/05/2013) [-]
Pic if anyone wants it.
#93 - Picture 05/05/2013 on Suicide Rabbit +12
#73 - Picture 05/05/2013 on Game logic +6
#38 - Picture 05/04/2013 on English +13
#256 - Awww Yiss Defoe, the slightly creepier version of Kevin Bacon.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Katie +27
#541 - charderpizard (05/04/2013) [-]
what movie is this?
User avatar #556 - thatniggerguy (05/04/2013) [-]
The Boondock Saints.
#418 - powellrebecca (05/04/2013) [-]
awww yiss
#4 - Foxes are pretty cool.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Wait for it 0
#5 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Yay ^w^
#8 - gallifreyan (05/04/2013) [-]
Because I was bored.
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/04/2013) [-]
That's fucking awesome.
#17 - Rammencup (05/04/2013) [-]
i like giraffes
#246 - Totally. 05/03/2013 on Best Prank Ever 0
#2 - I don't like many animals, I'm kind of an asshole.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Wait for it +5
User avatar #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
as long as you like foxes :3
User avatar #4 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Foxes are pretty cool.
#5 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Yay ^w^
#8 - gallifreyan (05/04/2013) [-]
Because I was bored.
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/04/2013) [-]
That's fucking awesome.
#17 - Rammencup (05/04/2013) [-]
i like giraffes
#244 - You have NO idea... Being different is fun though.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Best Prank Ever 0
User avatar #245 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh I have no ideal do I....


but, being different is the best <3
User avatar #246 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Totally.
#212 - I wouldn't know much about that, strictly human porn for me. O…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Best Prank Ever +2
User avatar #214 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
So a whale into human porn..... I bet the other whales make fun of you
#244 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
You have NO idea... Being different is fun though.
User avatar #245 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh I have no ideal do I....


but, being different is the best <3
User avatar #246 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Totally.
#208 - Yet they're the most mainstream thing for a furry to **…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Best Prank Ever 0
User avatar #209 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
not really dont' see to much sheep porn
#212 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know much about that, strictly human porn for me. Oh well, sleep time I'm just gonna thumb up all your comments and go.
User avatar #214 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
So a whale into human porn..... I bet the other whales make fun of you
#244 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
You have NO idea... Being different is fun though.
User avatar #245 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh I have no ideal do I....


but, being different is the best <3
User avatar #246 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Totally.
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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma ***** . you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like 						*******					 DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like ******* DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - mr skeltal (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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