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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:The Ocean
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Comment Ranking:#17655
Highest Content Rank:#2235
Highest Comment Rank:#316
Content Thumbs: 3908 total,  4465 ,  557
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Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
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Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:12739
Times Content Favorited:460 times
Total Comments Made:2084
FJ Points:3552
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Occasional commenter, have a large custom-made whale/orca reaction folder. Hater of rolls and undeserved thumbs. FJ content is shite, comments are where it's at.

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#523 - Oddish + Exeggute= OddCute Get it? because he's the …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Best Fusion Yet +3
#575 - aesgard (05/19/2013) [-]
Nah. This is cuter.
#517 - We all have that one retarded friend. 05/19/2013 on Best Fusion Yet +6
#3750136 - I'll be seeing you around. 05/18/2013 on Play items 0
#199 - More like "ChamberPot of Secrets". 05/18/2013 on Bathroom -1
#3746907 - I accept your apology and spare your life.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Play items 0
#3749568 - FightClub (05/18/2013) [-]
THANK YOU OH MERCIFUL WHALE OF THE HEAVENS
#3750136 - SHAMU (05/18/2013) [-]
I'll be seeing you around.
#52 - "Spank my dick and call me Tyrone" 05/17/2013 on Almost politically correct +4
#543 - Soon the river will turn red and there will be a new prophecy. 05/17/2013 on holiday snap +4
#3742159 - Go **** yourself bro.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Play items 0
#3744433 - FightClub (05/17/2013) [-]
i'm sorry shamu, i love sea world..
#3746907 - SHAMU (05/18/2013) [-]
I accept your apology and spare your life.
#3749568 - FightClub (05/18/2013) [-]
THANK YOU OH MERCIFUL WHALE OF THE HEAVENS
#3750136 - SHAMU (05/18/2013) [-]
I'll be seeing you around.
#24 - Picture 05/16/2013 on Creepy Old Man +5
#4 - ALSO, everyone know the M on his hat stands for "Macho&qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Mind=Blown +2
#6 - bigbeaufort (05/16/2013) [-]
Pic related
#3 - I call ******** on most of these OP there's NO W…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Mind=Blown +5
#4 - SHAMU (05/16/2013) [-]
ALSO, everyone know the M on his hat stands for "Macho" not "Mario". Stop lying to these people and take the post down.
#6 - bigbeaufort (05/16/2013) [-]
Pic related
#23 - The movie "Big Fat Liar" Starring Frankie Muniz and …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on Scrubs +2
User avatar #24 - xgumgumx (05/15/2013) [-]
well shit, that was 11 years ago. Thanks for helping me remember.
#2302 - Time for SHAMU to join in on the action! 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +6
#24 - Search up the song Rosana by Wax. It wont explain the mariachi… 05/13/2013 on Smooth +4
#46 - True that. His dialogues while being interrogated in Blade: Tr…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Why would you say this +1
User avatar #63 - awesomanium (05/13/2013) [-]
Cock juggling thundercunt.
Possibly one of the best things I have ever heard.
User avatar #116 - mauerman (05/14/2013) [-]
Isn't that from Weeds? Doug says it to that Mexican woman..
#4425403 - Picture 05/13/2013 on sfw random board 0
#34 - Picture 05/12/2013 on Vacuum +15
#256 - Yeah I know, that's my point. It's right there. Why do people… 05/12/2013 on Death 2: The Squeakquel -3
#186 - Why are people bothering thumbing this up in the first place? …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Death 2: The Squeakquel -2
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#256 - SHAMU (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, that's my point. It's right there. Why do people even want a part 3 then...
#91 - You'll need a beta key...ask around or google most people have… 05/11/2013 on LUCIFER 0
#73 - Yeah I know it's not the Skins thing that bothers me, It's the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on LUCIFER +1
User avatar #74 - raigen (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, I may not agree with the oppinion but it's cool you have one, good on you man and game on.
#68 - I've just been playing for a long time... I'm actually not tha…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2013 on LUCIFER +1
#86 - exopower (05/11/2013) [-]
i have read this entire post, downloaded stream and tried to get Dota2 however it requires $20 could you show me where i can get Dota or Dota2 for free
#95 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/11/2013) [-]
I can give you a key, add Zaniri on Steam :)
User avatar #91 - SHAMU (05/11/2013) [-]
You'll need a beta key...ask around or google most people have tons right now. If that doesnt work then I guess they changed their policy. It was free before.
User avatar #70 - raigen (05/11/2013) [-]
League only encourages money for skins and champions but, still you can play free, it might not be a FULL experience without cash but hey, friends can buy stuff for you.
User avatar #73 - SHAMU (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I know it's not the Skins thing that bothers me, It's the charging for champions that I always find irritating. It used to be the same in HoN too but thank god they changed that!
User avatar #74 - raigen (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, I may not agree with the oppinion but it's cool you have one, good on you man and game on.
#65 - I tried switching to LoL after I got bored with HoN and found …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/11/2013 on LUCIFER +1
User avatar #66 - raigen (05/11/2013) [-]
...League being slow a simplistic... You must be scary good at this kind of thing...I'm worse than i thought...
User avatar #68 - SHAMU (05/11/2013) [-]
I've just been playing for a long time... I'm actually not that good, above average but not good. In games like DotA and HoN I think game sense matters a lot and that's the only thing that I really have. I also didn't want to switch to LoL since the encourage you to use real money... HoN and DotA are completely free now! Except for avatars/skins of course
#86 - exopower (05/11/2013) [-]
i have read this entire post, downloaded stream and tried to get Dota2 however it requires $20 could you show me where i can get Dota or Dota2 for free
#95 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/11/2013) [-]
I can give you a key, add Zaniri on Steam :)
User avatar #91 - SHAMU (05/11/2013) [-]
You'll need a beta key...ask around or google most people have tons right now. If that doesnt work then I guess they changed their policy. It was free before.
User avatar #70 - raigen (05/11/2013) [-]
League only encourages money for skins and champions but, still you can play free, it might not be a FULL experience without cash but hey, friends can buy stuff for you.
User avatar #73 - SHAMU (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I know it's not the Skins thing that bothers me, It's the charging for champions that I always find irritating. It used to be the same in HoN too but thank god they changed that!
User avatar #74 - raigen (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, I may not agree with the oppinion but it's cool you have one, good on you man and game on.
#62 - To put it simply here's how it is... LoL is easier more and mo…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/11/2013 on LUCIFER +1
User avatar #63 - raigen (05/11/2013) [-]
Thanks man, LoL get's hard enough as it is for me at times...I usually do Adc as jayce, Since all the adc I currently own I kinda suck as...
User avatar #65 - SHAMU (05/11/2013) [-]
I tried switching to LoL after I got bored with HoN and found out my net speed was too slow to support DotA, but I honestly couldn't take it! Waay too slow and simplistic.... I don't have anything against people who do play it but I never got the appeal..
User avatar #66 - raigen (05/11/2013) [-]
...League being slow a simplistic... You must be scary good at this kind of thing...I'm worse than i thought...
User avatar #68 - SHAMU (05/11/2013) [-]
I've just been playing for a long time... I'm actually not that good, above average but not good. In games like DotA and HoN I think game sense matters a lot and that's the only thing that I really have. I also didn't want to switch to LoL since the encourage you to use real money... HoN and DotA are completely free now! Except for avatars/skins of course
#86 - exopower (05/11/2013) [-]
i have read this entire post, downloaded stream and tried to get Dota2 however it requires $20 could you show me where i can get Dota or Dota2 for free
#95 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/11/2013) [-]
I can give you a key, add Zaniri on Steam :)
User avatar #91 - SHAMU (05/11/2013) [-]
You'll need a beta key...ask around or google most people have tons right now. If that doesnt work then I guess they changed their policy. It was free before.
User avatar #70 - raigen (05/11/2013) [-]
League only encourages money for skins and champions but, still you can play free, it might not be a FULL experience without cash but hey, friends can buy stuff for you.
User avatar #73 - SHAMU (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I know it's not the Skins thing that bothers me, It's the charging for champions that I always find irritating. It used to be the same in HoN too but thank god they changed that!
User avatar #74 - raigen (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, I may not agree with the oppinion but it's cool you have one, good on you man and game on.
#46 - You could've just run back into your house and went to sleep o… 05/11/2013 on GTA Logic 0
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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma ***** . you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like 						*******					 DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like ******* DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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