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|#104 - Find new friends, these guys sound pretty crazy.... [+] (13 new replies)||06/08/2013 on Death Note||+2|
#177 - xbonezbreaker (06/08/2013) [-]
TL;DR: SOCIALLY AWKARD GUYS ARE GONNA BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND DEAL WITH THINGS IN THEIR OWN, GROUP DECIDED WAY SO SUCK IT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP.
#108 - SHAMU (06/08/2013) [-]
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<-- This will be them that night.
#140 - roflsaucer (06/08/2013) [-]
Are you serious?
You're saying you want to neglect imbuing positive aspects in yourself simply because you think it's "changing yourself to suit others"?
I'm sorry, that's not how the world works. If you want to stay overweight, covered in acne and facial hair because you think "People should just accept me for who I am", feel free to.
#144 - roflsaucer (06/08/2013) [-]
Isn't your whole problem not being seen in a feminine way?
And wouldn't that mean, in the end, you don't entirely "like who you are"?
You say that like you only have to wait a couple weeks. Acne can last a whole lot longer than that, obviously.
No, shaving and losing acne does not make you look thinner. It get's rid of stuff on your face.
But hey, if you like being, as you said, fat with acne and facial hair, cool.
|#86 - I just stare them right in the eye and shout, " THE BIGGE…||06/08/2013 on Acne sucks||+1|
|#6 - Why do people only mention me when talking about fat girls? [+] (8 new replies)||06/08/2013 on Feminist||+13|
#7 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
I'll find a reason to mention you in a different context
|#15 - You'll enjoy it even more if you put on the song Beezleboss (T… [+] (2 new replies)||06/06/2013 on Funny||+8|
|#20 - I'm a popper myself Never really got into breaking, defini…||06/04/2013 on ihaslols's profile||0|
|#1 - Why delete the comment that linked to your dance video? … [+] (2 new replies)||06/03/2013 on ihaslols's profile||0|
#2 - ihaslols (06/03/2013) [-]
it's my first free style and I just really want feedback on it, ive self taught popping for just under a year now. so I made that SmurphyHD channel so I can keep it up and show people my progress
<-- pic (used to do a bit of breaking too )
#20 - SHAMU (06/04/2013) [-]
I'm a popper myself Never really got into breaking, definitely felt like popping was where my calling was. Although I can do basic ground moves since there often necessary for choreo and stuff. If you REALLY want to impress people while popping then there's one thing that you have to learn, and that's bone-breaking. Your creativity is pretty good so you have no issues on that front! But definitely get into bone-breaking it's like power-moves for poppers!
|#24 - I could GET a picture of whale vagina if you wanted but then a… [+] (1 new reply)||06/02/2013 on A whales vagina||0|
#25 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [-]
All I got were leftovers from your mom's porno days.
|#216 - Oh God Yes....||06/02/2013 on Counter Strike||+13|
|#215 - EMPHASIS *********** !!!||06/02/2013 on Counter Strike||+10|
|#47 - No, he just insulted 75% of the people on this page. For all y… [+] (2 new replies)||06/01/2013 on ashe||+11|
|#278 - No it doesn't. I'm definitely an EvenPod.||06/01/2013 on Odish master race||+3|
|#16 - Excited, are we? [+] (8 new replies)||06/01/2013 on What A Slobberknocker||+22|
|#14 - Ah the wondrous theatrics of WWE. [+] (3 new replies)||06/01/2013 on What A Slobberknocker||+96|
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|#13 - It's awesome. [+] (12 new replies)||06/01/2013 on What A Slobberknocker||+35|
#31 - anonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
So does every wrestling fight.
|#86 - Picture||06/01/2013 on advantage of being black||+35|
|#79 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||05/31/2013 on Facebook (1)||+1|
|#132 - If you want fast-paced but still difficult then I would sugges…||05/30/2013 on LoL||0|
|#112 - **SHAMU says drink up my semen**||05/29/2013 on Tumblr||+1|
|#68 - Yeah, like that's hard.||05/25/2013 on Tweets||+6|
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|#498 - Huehue||05/23/2013 on Xbox One||+19|
|#16 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||05/23/2013 on Koalas and Concentrated...||+28|
|#5298 - It was actually an earthquake. The camera was recording while …||05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards||0|
|#5097 - inb4 "that wasn't a fart." [+] (2 new replies)||05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards||+5|
|#36 - Let me inspect that. [+] (2 new replies)||05/19/2013 on Giant Dandelions||+2|