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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:10/19/2014
Location:The Ocean
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Highest Comment Rank:#316
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Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
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#1 - Why delete the comment that linked to your dance video? …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on ihaslols's profile 0
#2 - ihaslols (06/03/2013) [-]
Cheers for the comment man, some people just read them and move on...

it's my first free style and I just really want feedback on it, ive self taught popping for just under a year now. so I made that SmurphyHD channel so I can keep it up and show people my progress

<-- pic (used to do a bit of breaking too )
User avatar #20 - SHAMU (06/04/2013) [-]
I'm a popper myself Never really got into breaking, definitely felt like popping was where my calling was. Although I can do basic ground moves since there often necessary for choreo and stuff. If you REALLY want to impress people while popping then there's one thing that you have to learn, and that's bone-breaking. Your creativity is pretty good so you have no issues on that front! But definitely get into bone-breaking it's like power-moves for poppers!
#24 - I could GET a picture of whale vagina if you wanted but then a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on A whales vagina 0
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
Didn't work.

All I got were leftovers from your mom's porno days.
#216 - Oh God Yes.... 06/02/2013 on Counter Strike +13
#215 - EMPHASIS *********** !!! 06/02/2013 on Counter Strike +10
#47 - No, he just insulted 75% of the people on this page. For all y…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on ashe +11
#60 - jackthexiv (06/02/2013) [-]
i didn't mean my comment like that... I didn't mean to hurt no ones feelings... i just thought Chunky and cosplay...
User avatar #61 - drumtastic (06/02/2013) [-]
I forgive him. You can get caught up on the internet.
#278 - No it doesn't. I'm definitely an EvenPod. 06/01/2013 on Odish master race +3
#16 - Excited, are we?  [+] (8 new replies) 06/01/2013 on What A Slobberknocker +22
User avatar #19 - moforsho (06/01/2013) [-]
MFW I finish fapping after 2 weeks no fap
#17 - crazyolitis (06/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - prettypalmtrees (06/01/2013) [-]
is the top gif RDJ?
User avatar #33 - andywazowski (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the whole gif is RDJ, they just cut out the middle of the gif and stick the top and bottom together.
User avatar #67 - prettypalmtrees (06/01/2013) [-]
oh, tank you.
#23 - thepastryistrue (06/01/2013) [-]
#24 - prettypalmtrees (06/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 - crazyolitis (06/01/2013) [-]
I don't know.
#14 - Ah the wondrous theatrics of WWE.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on What A Slobberknocker +96
User avatar #55 - jigglepuff (06/01/2013) [-]
the loop, it's...perfect...
User avatar #48 - zakaizer (06/01/2013) [-]
Santino is always one who says, "Fuck the rules, I'm being Italian!"
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/01/2013) [-]
Source?
#13 - It's awesome.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/01/2013 on What A Slobberknocker +35
#15 - crazyolitis (06/01/2013) [-]
That gif looks like the beginning of a hardcore and violent gay porno.
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/01/2013) [-]
So does every wrestling fight.
User avatar #29 - wigglezxd (06/01/2013) [-]
God I love undertaker.
Undertaker ftw.
#16 - SHAMU (06/01/2013) [-]
Excited, are we?
User avatar #19 - moforsho (06/01/2013) [-]
MFW I finish fapping after 2 weeks no fap
#17 - crazyolitis (06/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - prettypalmtrees (06/01/2013) [-]
is the top gif RDJ?
User avatar #33 - andywazowski (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the whole gif is RDJ, they just cut out the middle of the gif and stick the top and bottom together.
User avatar #67 - prettypalmtrees (06/01/2013) [-]
oh, tank you.
#23 - thepastryistrue (06/01/2013) [-]
#24 - prettypalmtrees (06/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 - crazyolitis (06/01/2013) [-]
I don't know.
#86 - Picture 06/01/2013 on advantage of being black +35
#79 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on Facebook (1) +1
#81 - boblywop (05/31/2013) [-]
#132 - If you want fast-paced but still difficult then I would sugges… 05/30/2013 on LoL 0
#112 - **SHAMU says drink up my semen** 05/29/2013 on Tumblr +1
#68 - Yeah, like that's hard. 05/25/2013 on Tweets +6
#107 - Picture 05/24/2013 on aw yiss +1
#498 - Huehue 05/23/2013 on Xbox One +19
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Koalas and Concentrated... +28
#33 - elynichujy (05/23/2013) [-]
The Fackin' news.
#5298 - It was actually an earthquake. The camera was recording while … 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
#5097 - inb4 "that wasn't a fart."  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +5
#5114 - idunnolol (05/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #5298 - SHAMU (05/23/2013) [-]
It was actually an earthquake. The camera was recording while it happened and that was the face I made at the moment I realized that an earthquake was moving my chair.
#36 - Let me inspect that.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Giant Dandelions +2
#56 - icameheretotroll (05/19/2013) [-]
My eyes
#39 - dreaddune (05/19/2013) [-]
#320 - As if you'll ever get the chance! 05/19/2013 on Wrastling -1
#609 - It's ok we're blue enough, and still superior to whites! 05/19/2013 on Touche user, Touche 0
#98 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Typographic Transgression,... 0
#525 - Ok, so apparently anything with Weezings face looks like it wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Best Fusion Yet +6
#554 - notsureifanon (05/19/2013) [-]
Don't do drugs.
#524 - Kill Me....  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Best Fusion Yet +9
#525 - SHAMU (05/19/2013) [-]
Ok, so apparently anything with Weezings face looks like it wants to die.
#554 - notsureifanon (05/19/2013) [-]
Don't do drugs.
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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma ***** . you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like 						*******					 DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like ******* DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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