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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:8/31/2014
Location:The Ocean
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3908 total,  4465 ,  557
Comment Thumbs: 15120 total,  17270 ,  2150
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 11.6% (116/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:12703
Times Content Favorited:460 times
Total Comments Made:2082
FJ Points:3534
Favorite Tags: dinosaurs (4) | like (4) | Butt (2) | sex (2)
Occasional commenter, have a large custom-made whale/orca reaction folder. Hater of rolls and undeserved thumbs. FJ content is shite, comments are where it's at.

latest user's comments

#8 - **** YOU THAT'S WHO!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on strapless +1
#9 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (08/20/2013) [-]
Oh....my bad
#29 - I give you my blessing. 08/12/2013 on Tumblr Compilation +1
#195 - Just watch this and be convinced https://  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Don'tchaknow? +2
#201 - winternetz (08/03/2013) [-]
'twas worth the watch, thumb for you.

that guy sounded like he was rapping at times lol.
#200 - I'm already annoyed. 08/02/2013 on Don't know what to say 0
#234 - Picture 07/29/2013 on Internet explorer +5
#96 - Ah but does the fusion beat Batman + Darth Vader? …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Fucking Awesome. +2
#125 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
holy shit those proportions... huge chest short legs....
#94 - I'm slowly starting to put Whovians and Bronies in the same boat...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Fucking Awesome. -10
#163 - actionmastermegatr (07/29/2013) [-]
So has Hasbro by the looks of it
#191 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Internet explorer +7
#223 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
can you make it smaller?
#234 - SHAMU (07/29/2013) [-]
#2 - Comment deleted 07/29/2013 on Is it a bird! Is it a... 0
#5496839 - You can ALWAYS throw peanuts at me, I wont tell anyone. 07/29/2013 on retard forum 0
#87478 - I'm beyond bored, which brings me to a board on FJ. What do y…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #87487 - roliga (07/28/2013) [-]
Shooting
User avatar #87485 - ariscorp (07/28/2013) [-]
moviessssss
User avatar #87480 - birdss (07/28/2013) [-]

Smoke pot and inject heroïn.
User avatar #87479 - hashketchum (07/28/2013) [-]
Gym, soccer, videogames
#13 - Nice, I can never not laugh at this picture. I'm not sure why.... 07/26/2013 on knickrbockr's profile 0
#11 - Picture 07/26/2013 on knickrbockr's profile 0
#9 - Picture 07/26/2013 on knickrbockr's profile 0
#79 - FJ just has a REALLY strong sheep mentality, imagine my surpr…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Feels bad +31
User avatar #155 - shrinkzz (07/21/2013) [-]
For what it's worth, i got it from -301 to -300
#143 - dapianoman has deleted their comment.
#128 - infinitereaper (07/21/2013) [-]
Not enough can be said about how true that statement is.

Too often people in general, and this community in general, act like idiotic sheep, pouncing on anything with a mob mentality. It's unsightly and oftentimes disgustingly pathetic.

It's not about who's right, it's about who agrees with you or likes you or people just going with the flow.

Welcome to pure democracy, something the founders of the United States feared.

I remember recently trying to explain that the whole "DMT is released on death creating near death experience" thing is more myth than scientific fact, and still more of a hypothesis, with outdated data, little to no peer review, and just too little study to be touted easily as a fact.

But what do you think happened? Beat down by an asshole moron and idiots. Oh well, it's not like the green doesn't role in easier than the red. I guess that's just the way things are.

User avatar #107 - thatoneiranianguy (07/21/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk is full of senile bi-polar retards that can't agree on anything. That wouldn't of surprised me one bit.

#101 - marcalo (07/21/2013) [-]
I hate when that happens. That type of shit gets me heated.
User avatar #99 - camdonwin (07/21/2013) [-]
well fuck.
#26 - At least here, people realized that he was right. I was not so lucky 07/21/2013 on Coconut water +7
#101 - This is a terrrible vacation. 07/20/2013 on What the Actual Fuck +6
#53 - Picture 07/19/2013 on How to lie +2
#146 - Why is this guy thumbed down? I myself use that pictu…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Blackjack +6
User avatar #238 - yunouppercase (07/19/2013) [-]
but bugs is obviously cheating.
#185 - jmillenium (07/19/2013) [-]
FJ is weird.
#33 - Tonight I will sex.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on How To Sleep With... +83
#103 - bminous (07/19/2013) [-]
#90 - brageok (07/19/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this
#43 - I don't get it, I don't really care that he got top comment be…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Mach 5 +7
User avatar #58 - digdogfap (07/18/2013) [-]
Well shit, I'm sorry, thumb it down.
#258 - Look at it from the perspective of people who DO care about th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Some stuff #4 0
#269 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
like irl ...
#29 - ohai there. 07/15/2013 on Awkward... 0
#27 - Ever since that cruise, black people have been uncomfortable a… 07/15/2013 on Random Comp 2 +14
#56 - This is a real favorite that made me lose all faith. … 07/13/2013 on Sugar, and Spice, and... 0
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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma ***** . you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like 						*******					 DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like ******* DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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