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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:8/10/2014
Location:The Ocean
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Content Thumbs: 3908 total,  4465 ,  557
Comment Thumbs: 15119 total,  17269 ,  2150
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 11.5% (115/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:12689
Times Content Favorited:460 times
Total Comments Made:2082
FJ Points:3533
Favorite Tags: dinosaurs (4) | like (4) | Butt (2) | sex (2)
Occasional commenter, have a large custom-made whale/orca reaction folder. Hater of rolls and undeserved thumbs. FJ content is shite, comments are where it's at.

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#55 - Picture 04/01/2013 on Evolution +3
#54 - I think he meant the person in the second panel on the left. T… 04/01/2013 on Evolution +2
#2 - Picture 04/01/2013 on knickrbockr's profile 0
#85 - I always liked the swear word "cock-mongling". If it… 04/01/2013 on potatotown's profile 0
#83 - Dude! don't check the reply anon posted on the content "C…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2013 on potatotown's profile 0
#84 - potatotown (03/31/2013) [-]
Oh god damn motherfucking cock sucking shit eating cum guzzling faggot dick shit....... fucking anon..... every motherfucking goddamn time
User avatar #85 - SHAMU (04/01/2013) [-]
I always liked the swear word "cock-mongling". If it makes you feel any better it's not entirely confirmed that he does die. There's some indication that he does but it isnt said outright.
#38 - YOU TAKE THAT BACK! 03/28/2013 on catch meee 0
#91 - Picture 03/26/2013 on seat +1
#193 - No he meant the reference to the site The buff guy in the com… 03/23/2013 on Parents Can Relate +1
#102 - Comment deleted 03/17/2013 on The power of shouts 0
#337 - **SHAMU rolls 90** shut up Meg. 03/17/2013 on Rubert Frint is a Boss 0
#125 - Didn't really see that comment. I have them sorted by "Hi… 03/11/2013 on The real top chef 0
#451 - PC =/= Desktop. Laptop is a PC too....  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on PC master gaming race +1
User avatar #506 - catdownstairz (03/12/2013) [-]
In this context PC means desktop
#115 - Boy he sure put that art degree to good use. 03/11/2013 on The real top chef +8
#35 - It was not my intention.... 03/10/2013 on SHAMU's profile 0
#246 - Why is everyone losing their **** ? Not only was t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on Fucking Janitor... -6
#259 - newmainman has deleted their comment.
#53 - I'm Shamu and I find this offensive.... 03/10/2013 on Kardashian Birth Control +1
#280 - Don't mess with Shamu. 03/08/2013 on In The News Today +6
#279 - Pls dont.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on In The News Today 0
#332 - huntergriff (03/11/2013) [-]
shhh...it's ok, shamu, your meat will be put to good use.
#167 - You may think you're fat but at least you'll never be as fat a… 03/07/2013 on No one asked for your... +2
#33 - **SHAMU rolls 55** 67  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2013 on SHAMU's profile 0
#34 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
#42 - Picture 03/06/2013 on the gang finds a dead guy +2
#50 - Picture 03/05/2013 on Facebook (1) +1
#151 - That's a pretty high quality gif. for one that long. 03/03/2013 on Japan 0
#253 - Did you just do that exact same thing with this comment? 03/03/2013 on Worst Birthday +1
#37 - Picture 03/03/2013 on Found in an Irish pub +2
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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma ***** . you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like 						*******					 DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like ******* DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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