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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:8/31/2014
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#32 - This is from Batman "The Brave and the Bold" it's a … 04/08/2013 on Oh yeah, just like that baby! 0
#39 - YouTube's blocked in my country and so are all proxy sites. An…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Beez in the trap +5
#57 - dubii (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm going to guess, go to the library or something similar and look up the venusian arts.
User avatar #56 - eccleston (04/08/2013) [-]
It's time to declare war on your country. No one fucks up with the internet.
#14 - Now I can say I'm talented and get women into my bed- eted 04/08/2013 on Beez in the trap +2
#15 - Picture 04/07/2013 on Once in a lifetime :D +2
#6 - Is no one else going to question the fact that he was found in…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Wut +13
User avatar #28 - tezel (04/08/2013) [-]
Maybe it's a slang term for a bar where midget porn stars go to hang out.
User avatar #13 - dunkleosteus (04/08/2013) [-]
Obviously, he was attacked and killed by a badger which took him to it's den to eat him.
#22 - communistlover (04/08/2013) [-]
This made me laugh too hard.
#1 - Don't listen to the sign. Slapping ass may or may not increase…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Oh yeah, just like that baby! +41
#29 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
what a twist! What show is this from?

I just started rewatching Batman Beyond for the first time it came out, sorta gettin into the whole Man Bat thing
#32 - SHAMU (04/08/2013) [-]
This is from Batman "The Brave and the Bold" it's a slightly lighter take on the whole Batman thing as you can clearly see from the gif. and it includes a lot of cameos from different members of the Justice League. If you want to watch another good Batman series watch " The Batman " it's a slightly but no less awesome take on Batman with a re-imagined yet still the same Joker and other villians. As you can see from the picture... I'd recommend watching this before Brave and the Bold.
#25 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
superman is so cocky he's wearing his symbol even in disguise

something like this was posted the last time i saw this
#2 - Even a bee can get more pussy than me...  [+] (19 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Beez in the trap +119
#58 - yourbed (04/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #49 - coolcalx (04/08/2013) [-]
that scene was a fantasy/dream sequence. just saying.
#78 - SHAMU (04/08/2013) [-]
Implying they don't stay together and have sex afterwards. It's quite obvious by the end of the movie that she wants the Bee D.
User avatar #79 - coolcalx (04/08/2013) [-]
I actually watched this movie last Wednesday, so it's weird seeing this about it now, considering I haven't heard anything about it since it came out.
#27 - dubii (04/08/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/SimplePickup I haven't got a girlfriend yet, but I think this channel really does help. You're welcome.
#74 - hamdaman (04/08/2013) [-]
Well aren't you a cheeky bastard posting links to videos on how to pick up girls.





Thanks though mate
User avatar #81 - dubii (04/09/2013) [-]
You're welcome, mate my best friend told me about it, I'm 17 and still a virgin and never had a gf so I really need it.
#39 - SHAMU (04/08/2013) [-]
YouTube's blocked in my country and so are all proxy sites. And HotSpot Shield makes my internet really slow!! This just gets worse and worse.
#57 - dubii (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm going to guess, go to the library or something similar and look up the venusian arts.
User avatar #56 - eccleston (04/08/2013) [-]
It's time to declare war on your country. No one fucks up with the internet.
#9 - SwirlSkull (04/08/2013) [-]
you rhyme well you have that
User avatar #19 - candlejackismyhomi (04/08/2013) [-]
I'll ask the same question I asked the last time I saw this.
Am I the only one who thinks that 1950's style dress is kind of hot?
User avatar #20 - arandomanon (04/08/2013) [-]
I do kind of enjoy it too
User avatar #22 - candlejackismyhomi (04/08/2013) [-]
Thank god. I'm not alone.
#16 - othagovna (04/08/2013) [-]
What is that even from?
User avatar #70 - chaosnazo (04/08/2013) [-]
Your conception
#14 - SHAMU (04/08/2013) [-]
Now I can say I'm talented and get women into my bed-eted
User avatar #4 - yesmysonsoisoi (04/07/2013) [-]
I know that feel, bro.
#6 - jacodpwns (04/08/2013) [-]
#5 - Everyones Face When.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Condensation +6
#37 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
whut?
#1 - The top one would be fine too if he didn't have his hands wrap…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on HA, GAAAAAAY, :) -2
#3 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
Imagine if it would move.
#268 - I go both ways too. 04/07/2013 on Title: +1
#266 - It's not often one gets to say sphincter! SPHINCTER!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Title: +3
User avatar #299 - grundo (04/07/2013) [-]
FINALLY
SPHINCTEERRRR
#269 - toughactintinactin (04/07/2013) [-]
Sphincter? I hardly knew her
#1 - HURR DURR I AM THURR! 04/07/2013 on Loki's mine +5
#285 - The last login is 2010. It would make sense if it got deleted.… 04/07/2013 on Who wants the account... 0
#284 - I'd try and get it but I cant bear losing the Shamu name... 04/07/2013 on Who wants the account... +2
#74251 - I don't see why not.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Social Board +1
User avatar #74256 - filipnocd (04/07/2013) [-]
That's the spirit!
#173 - Happy to help. 04/07/2013 on Catch your moment 0
#164 - Go to YouTube and search for "Crazy Frog Brothers"  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Catch your moment 0
User avatar #172 - tocoolforyouinajar (04/07/2013) [-]
Made my day sir, made my day.
#173 - SHAMU (04/07/2013) [-]
Happy to help.
#170 - tocoolforyouinajar has deleted their comment.
#121 - Same here...I thought mine was as dark as it got... &… 04/06/2013 on MōVI - Camera Stabilizer... 0
#153 - Picture 04/06/2013 on 4/6/2013 update +8
#44 - Even I saw that. I just dont see HOW they plan to do that. Bra…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Tyrion Lannister 0
User avatar #60 - noonesperfect (04/05/2013) [-]
ye i know, it's damn confusing. But hey i found beric dondarrion in the cast ^^
#40 - I haven't seen the episode yet, but read all the books. Any id…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Tyrion Lannister 0
User avatar #42 - noonesperfect (04/04/2013) [-]
They are going to add Meera and Jojen to the series, i checked the actors for season 3 and i spotted an actor for Jojen
User avatar #44 - SHAMU (04/04/2013) [-]
Even I saw that. I just dont see HOW they plan to do that. Bran would have to be pretty stupid to trust some random bog devil that comes out of the blue. At least in the books they become friends at Winterfell beforehand and everything.
User avatar #60 - noonesperfect (04/05/2013) [-]
ye i know, it's damn confusing. But hey i found beric dondarrion in the cast ^^
#222 - Comment deleted 04/03/2013 on My friend yesterday... 0
#221 - well, there go my dreams. 04/03/2013 on My friend yesterday... +10
#146 - I know this pictures already been posted but I barely ever get… 04/02/2013 on wrap your willy +3
#4 - Correct. 04/01/2013 on knickrbockr's profile 0
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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma ***** . you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like 						*******					 DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like ******* DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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