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Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:12/15/2014
Location:The Ocean
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Comment Ranking:#17377
Highest Content Rank:#2235
Highest Comment Rank:#316
Content Thumbs: 3908 total,  4465 ,  557
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Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
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Subscribers:8
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Occasional commenter, have a large custom-made whale/orca reaction folder. Hater of rolls and undeserved thumbs. FJ content is shite, comments are where it's at.

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#120 - Picture 04/20/2013 on the perfect loop. +18
#65 - Russians probably have cameras in their cats too... 04/20/2013 on 6 stars. +1
#69 - Picture 04/19/2013 on gayban +19
#62 - **SHAMU rolls 5**  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2013 on gayban +30
User avatar #65 - originialname (04/19/2013) [-]
**originialname rolls 3**
#69 - SHAMU (04/19/2013) [-]
#67 - originialname (04/19/2013) [-]
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#62 - Comment deleted 04/19/2013 on /b/ classic 0
#272 - Ok I've had enough of your bad captioned image that you keep u…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2013 on If drugs could talk +79
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#420 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [-]
ASIANS REALLY CAN READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abiliities by having completely expressionless faces to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!!!!
#181 - Picture 04/18/2013 on Bachelor Pad +3
#180 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Bachelor Pad +3
#181 - SHAMU (04/18/2013) [-]
#171 - ******************* .  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Russian Dog's Subway Rides +16
#209 - edemylove (04/18/2013) [-]
#13 - Picture 04/18/2013 on le triple meme triangles +10
#171 - Thanks iknowatoast , it came with the name. 04/15/2013 on Killveous's profile 0
#137 - That's a real thing dude. You can watch that. Google is your friend. 04/14/2013 on The Best Mash-Up +9
#111 - I've read the books, and yes you will so look forward to it. U… 04/14/2013 on warg +1
#90 - Catch you later. 04/12/2013 on In vixens name we pray, amen +1
#86 - Eh close enough. Anyways I'm off to bed, whales need their sleep too.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2013 on In vixens name we pray, amen +1
#89 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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well good night and sleep well
#90 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Catch you later.
#84 - I dunno, sparky kinda sounds like something you'd name a fox. … 04/12/2013 on In vixens name we pray, amen +1
#80 - SERIOUSLY!?!?! That was the whole point of my first comment.…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2013 on In vixens name we pray, amen +1
#82 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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Look at my name fucking Sapkryoneonetwo.... has not a single thing to do with foxes
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#84 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
I dunno, sparky kinda sounds like something you'd name a fox. I randomly chose the name SHAMU when making the account and then decided to be true to it.
#78 - These replies have lost all meaning.. Good day to you sparky.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2013 on In vixens name we pray, amen +1
#79 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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good day to you as well.

and holly fucking hell I just noticed what your name was
#80 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
SERIOUSLY!?!?! That was the whole point of my first comment. Why do you think I have so many whale pictures?
#82 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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Look at my name fucking Sapkryoneonetwo.... has not a single thing to do with foxes
#88 - sadweyo has deleted their comment.
#84 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
I dunno, sparky kinda sounds like something you'd name a fox. I randomly chose the name SHAMU when making the account and then decided to be true to it.
#76 - Nah  [+] (7 new replies) 04/12/2013 on In vixens name we pray, amen +1
#77 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#78 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
These replies have lost all meaning.. Good day to you sparky.
#79 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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good day to you as well.

and holly fucking hell I just noticed what your name was
#80 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
SERIOUSLY!?!?! That was the whole point of my first comment. Why do you think I have so many whale pictures?
#82 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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Look at my name fucking Sapkryoneonetwo.... has not a single thing to do with foxes
#88 - sadweyo has deleted their comment.
#84 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
I dunno, sparky kinda sounds like something you'd name a fox. I randomly chose the name SHAMU when making the account and then decided to be true to it.
#73 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 04/12/2013 on In vixens name we pray, amen +1
#74 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#76 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Nah
#77 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#78 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
These replies have lost all meaning.. Good day to you sparky.
#79 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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good day to you as well.

and holly fucking hell I just noticed what your name was
#80 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
SERIOUSLY!?!?! That was the whole point of my first comment. Why do you think I have so many whale pictures?
#82 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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Look at my name fucking Sapkryoneonetwo.... has not a single thing to do with foxes
#88 - sadweyo has deleted their comment.
#84 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
I dunno, sparky kinda sounds like something you'd name a fox. I randomly chose the name SHAMU when making the account and then decided to be true to it.
#71 - itsok  [+] (11 new replies) 04/12/2013 on In vixens name we pray, amen +1
#72 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#73 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
#74 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#76 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Nah
#77 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#78 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
These replies have lost all meaning.. Good day to you sparky.
#79 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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good day to you as well.

and holly fucking hell I just noticed what your name was
#80 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
SERIOUSLY!?!?! That was the whole point of my first comment. Why do you think I have so many whale pictures?
#82 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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Look at my name fucking Sapkryoneonetwo.... has not a single thing to do with foxes
#88 - sadweyo has deleted their comment.
#84 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
I dunno, sparky kinda sounds like something you'd name a fox. I randomly chose the name SHAMU when making the account and then decided to be true to it.
#69 - Whales*  [+] (13 new replies) 04/12/2013 on In vixens name we pray, amen +1
#70 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
sorry
#71 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
itsok
#72 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#73 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
#74 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#76 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Nah
#77 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#78 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
These replies have lost all meaning.. Good day to you sparky.
#79 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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good day to you as well.

and holly fucking hell I just noticed what your name was
#80 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
SERIOUSLY!?!?! That was the whole point of my first comment. Why do you think I have so many whale pictures?
#82 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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Look at my name fucking Sapkryoneonetwo.... has not a single thing to do with foxes
#88 - sadweyo has deleted their comment.
#84 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
I dunno, sparky kinda sounds like something you'd name a fox. I randomly chose the name SHAMU when making the account and then decided to be true to it.
#67 - Allllrighty then.  [+] (15 new replies) 04/12/2013 on In vixens name we pray, amen +1
#68 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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some pretty awesome wales though
#69 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Whales*
#70 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
sorry
#71 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
itsok
#72 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#73 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
#74 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#76 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Nah
#77 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#78 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
These replies have lost all meaning.. Good day to you sparky.
#79 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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good day to you as well.

and holly fucking hell I just noticed what your name was
#80 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
SERIOUSLY!?!?! That was the whole point of my first comment. Why do you think I have so many whale pictures?
#82 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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Look at my name fucking Sapkryoneonetwo.... has not a single thing to do with foxes
#88 - sadweyo has deleted their comment.
#84 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
I dunno, sparky kinda sounds like something you'd name a fox. I randomly chose the name SHAMU when making the account and then decided to be true to it.
#63 - 99% of my FJ life does...That's got to count for something.  [+] (17 new replies) 04/12/2013 on In vixens name we pray, amen +1
#66 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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99% of all my lives are revolve around foxes
#67 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Allllrighty then.
#68 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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some pretty awesome wales though
#69 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Whales*
#70 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
sorry
#71 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
itsok
#72 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#73 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
#74 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#76 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Nah
#77 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#78 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
These replies have lost all meaning.. Good day to you sparky.
#79 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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good day to you as well.

and holly fucking hell I just noticed what your name was
#80 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
SERIOUSLY!?!?! That was the whole point of my first comment. Why do you think I have so many whale pictures?
#82 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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Look at my name fucking Sapkryoneonetwo.... has not a single thing to do with foxes
#88 - sadweyo has deleted their comment.
#84 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
I dunno, sparky kinda sounds like something you'd name a fox. I randomly chose the name SHAMU when making the account and then decided to be true to it.
#60 - Now you know how I feel when I miss a whale post...  [+] (23 new replies) 04/12/2013 on In vixens name we pray, amen +1
#85 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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its much more like a dog name than a fox name
#86 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Eh close enough. Anyways I'm off to bed, whales need their sleep too.
#89 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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well good night and sleep well
#90 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Catch you later.
User avatar #61 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
but does more than like 99% of you life revolve around foxes??
#63 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
99% of my FJ life does...That's got to count for something.
#66 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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99% of all my lives are revolve around foxes
#67 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Allllrighty then.
#68 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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some pretty awesome wales though
#69 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Whales*
#70 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
sorry
#71 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
itsok
#72 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#73 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
#74 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#76 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
Nah
#77 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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#78 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
These replies have lost all meaning.. Good day to you sparky.
#79 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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good day to you as well.

and holly fucking hell I just noticed what your name was
#80 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
SERIOUSLY!?!?! That was the whole point of my first comment. Why do you think I have so many whale pictures?
#82 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
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Look at my name fucking Sapkryoneonetwo.... has not a single thing to do with foxes
#88 - sadweyo has deleted their comment.
#84 - SHAMU (04/12/2013) [-]
I dunno, sparky kinda sounds like something you'd name a fox. I randomly chose the name SHAMU when making the account and then decided to be true to it.
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#55 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the addd <3
#56 to #55 - SHAMU (05/02/2013) [-]
Felt like it was about time after all the weird whale-fox conversations we've had.
#57 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
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a good time that was
#42 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN IM FRIENDS WITH A KILLER WHALE!
#44 to #42 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to my life.
Welcome to my life.
#45 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
if we're goin TF2 gifs.....
#46 to #45 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
I'd prefer it if we went Nigel gifs instead.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
cant.
#48 to #47 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2  pics/gifs.
I never got that into TF2 since my internet speed is too slow to handle it, loved the few games I did manage to play though. Hence, didn't bother collecting any TF2 pics/gifs.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you can borrow my internet. we will play TF2 like its no tomorrow. I havent played in months due to college being a cunt. I've had the game since it first came out.
#50 to #49 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
I can borrow internet?!?!? I live in Pakistan so wont that be kind of a problem? I'll probably be able to play once I head off to college in a few months since the net speed will be much better then. I'll let you know when I start, I'll probably suck balls at it in the beginning.
User avatar #51 to #50 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
pakistan? ma ***** . you can deeefinitely borrow internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
You'll need to walk me through the process, but not now, I have final exams in less than a month and I need at least B,B,C to be able to get into my college on the conditional offer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - JohnTheRipper (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive got finals in about 2 weeks. im already in college.
User avatar #54 to #53 - SHAMU (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then lets wait till the summer starts before trying anything.
#39 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like 						*******					 DJ 4DM1N..
Dude, you're checking like every comment section and rage everyone who post punchline with .gif! Stop being such order and law when there is no restriction 'bout posting punchlines. Just say ''geez, another whateveryouarecallingthem'' and go on. You act like ******* DJ 4DM1N..
#40 to #39 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I only understood about half of what you said

<-- but
#41 to #40 - grandpis (04/30/2013) [-]
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
And now you're a grammar nazi? Wtf dude get a life.
#43 to #41 - SHAMU (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define &quot;a life&quot; please so I can check mark the items that I have.
I'm not the one commenting on someone elses profile because of something that had NOTHING to do with me. And define "a life" please so I can check mark the items that I have.
User avatar #33 - SHAMU (03/06/2013) [-]
**SHAMU rolls 55** 67
#34 to #33 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
omg le dubs u god xddddddddddddd
#35 to #34 - SHAMU (03/10/2013) [-]
It was not my intention....
It was not my intention....
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