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#127 - Uh, yeah. God mainpulated all these things to transpire in…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Egyp +18
User avatar #147 - mechaemperor (11/14/2012) [-]
1. Einstein's achievements don't make him flawless in every aspect. Still, he most likely did not mean religion as a doctrine, but rather t spirituality, as in trying to give everything purpose. He was not an atheist, but he wasn't precisely devoted either
2. These events could happen without any divine intervention, the belief in a greater power holding the strings is irrelevant and unnecessary.
3. There could have been divine intervention, but that doesn't make it the most likely probability.
User avatar #152 - SACAPUNTAS (11/14/2012) [-]
You're saying all that crapola is likely to have happened completely by happenstance?
Okay, alright, cool beans I respect your opinion.
But let me propose a question: Do you believe We are an accident? A helter-skelter coincidence that we were all given life..
Which means there is no meaning to life.
Which means, why am I even still living?
Everything I've ever strived for, everything I've ever loved, will be gone with the wind when morning is no longer morning.

So maybe, the idea of religion is just a conduit for our subconscious fears? Maybe it was just invented for our own solace, acting as a safenet for the terrors everpresent in the back of our minds.
Pretty interesting.
User avatar #186 - mechaemperor (11/14/2012) [-]
I don't really believe anything. I know that there are many possibilities as to why everything is as it is. I have not been convinced by any of the possible explanations religion offers, and believe me, I have done my research in theology.

There doesn't have to be a meaning to life. It just is. If you want meaning, you can give it, some people do it by religious belief, others by their life work, others simply by living.

There is no direct answer as to why you're still living. You can choose, as I said, your religious explanation, or seek an alternative, or not be bothered by the question at all.

It is very likely everything means nothing in the end, but you are alive here and now, you can apparently make choices and feel things. Act as you will, considering the consequences of your actions.

It's possible religion was created in that way, it's possible a certain doctrine is correct, it's possible they're all wrong. Religious tendencies are quite predictable from primitive humans, as we evolved, they stopped having the responsibility of explaining natural phenomenon, to explaining the possibility of supernatural phenomenon, to really settling itself in helping people deal with their own mortality and ease the burden of the responsibility of choice.
#138 - copperoxideking (11/14/2012) [-]
Thank god, some one who knows his shit
#130 - PedoNazi (11/14/2012) [-]
your username and comment are yes
#128 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
Awesome finally someone who has a shred of intelligence
#9 - I saw this guy at a music festival in L.A..... Didn't ask … 11/10/2012 on Your Face When 0
#182 - I think it's a somber conflation of both, but boner's point is… 10/17/2012 on Sarcasm +1
#39 - Wh............ Why? 10/01/2012 on yesterday +2
#12 - DAFUQ. This reminds me completely and utterly of that short st… 09/30/2012 on My cat 0
#65 - Erm. How is this like... funny? It's on funnyjunk. it… 09/28/2012 on Gosh -3
#64 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Clannad After Story -1
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#63 - Comment deleted 09/20/2012 on Clannad After Story 0
#86 - Europe, an entire continent, if you wanna display some form of… 09/20/2012 on U.S.A 0
#20 - Lawlz. Buy a book on writing. Get taught not to put leaves ind… 09/18/2012 on Grammar Nazi Doesn't Think So 0
#19 - Is it a never-ending cliffhanger? Does the good guy die alone …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on Grammar Nazi Doesn't Think So 0
User avatar #21 - undyingpanda (09/18/2012) [-]
i know all the secrets but ill never tell mwahahah!
#16 - my friend that read it said the ending was a letdown... please…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Grammar Nazi Doesn't Think So 0
User avatar #17 - undyingpanda (09/15/2012) [-]
it wasn't so much as a let down i liked it i guess its just that it will probably make you angry
User avatar #19 - SACAPUNTAS (09/18/2012) [-]
Is it a never-ending cliffhanger? Does the good guy die alone BLARGH MUFFINNS BATMAN NOOOO DONT TELL ME.

okay, tell me.

no, dont.

yes.
no.
I'd rather be a schizo then know the ending to a seven-book King series....
User avatar #21 - undyingpanda (09/18/2012) [-]
i know all the secrets but ill never tell mwahahah!
#15 - wait what crazy thing do you speak of?? :o  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Grammar Nazi Doesn't Think So 0
#18 - applescryatnight (09/15/2012) [-]
he and his bro were doing some exploring or something, i dont remember, and he had to use the bathroom. going back home would take the entire afternoon, and his brother didnt want to waste it. so he told Stephen that he should take a crap like the cowboys did, squatting behind a tree and wiping with leaves. so Stephen went behind a tree, started acting like a cowboy, holding a stick like a gun so nobody can sneak up on him, and then he wipes with poison ivy. he then talks about how his hand swelled up to the size of micky mouse's hand after it got hit with a hammer, and his ass swelled up so much that he couldn't shit for weeks. he also talked about how his dick was saved from the pain, but his balls were so red they looked like Christmas tree lights. read his book "on writing well" he explains it better.
User avatar #20 - SACAPUNTAS (09/18/2012) [-]
Lawlz. Buy a book on writing. Get taught not to put leaves indiscriminately in your bung.
Win.
#6 - BHJDSFGERWFILYUW Why do I love Stephen King so... damn......... much.  [+] (11 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Grammar Nazi Doesn't Think So 0
#8 - undyingpanda (09/13/2012) [-]
The Dark Tower was my favorite series of his it was fuckin amazing
User avatar #16 - SACAPUNTAS (09/15/2012) [-]
my friend that read it said the ending was a letdown... please dont spoil it for me but is that true!???!?!?
User avatar #17 - undyingpanda (09/15/2012) [-]
it wasn't so much as a let down i liked it i guess its just that it will probably make you angry
User avatar #19 - SACAPUNTAS (09/18/2012) [-]
Is it a never-ending cliffhanger? Does the good guy die alone BLARGH MUFFINNS BATMAN NOOOO DONT TELL ME.

okay, tell me.

no, dont.

yes.
no.
I'd rather be a schizo then know the ending to a seven-book King series....
User avatar #21 - undyingpanda (09/18/2012) [-]
i know all the secrets but ill never tell mwahahah!
User avatar #9 - detenator (09/13/2012) [-]
Cell was pretty good too and so was Pet Cemetery although it was long as fuck....
User avatar #11 - foreverxalone (09/13/2012) [-]
I enjoyed the stand and the long walk. Along with aforementioned novels. 4 past midnight has some interesting stories as well
#7 - applescryatnight (09/13/2012) [-]
hes an awesome guy, whats not to like?
(read about him taking a shit cowboy style, you'll laugh your ass off)
User avatar #15 - SACAPUNTAS (09/15/2012) [-]
wait what crazy thing do you speak of?? :o
#18 - applescryatnight (09/15/2012) [-]
he and his bro were doing some exploring or something, i dont remember, and he had to use the bathroom. going back home would take the entire afternoon, and his brother didnt want to waste it. so he told Stephen that he should take a crap like the cowboys did, squatting behind a tree and wiping with leaves. so Stephen went behind a tree, started acting like a cowboy, holding a stick like a gun so nobody can sneak up on him, and then he wipes with poison ivy. he then talks about how his hand swelled up to the size of micky mouse's hand after it got hit with a hammer, and his ass swelled up so much that he couldn't shit for weeks. he also talked about how his dick was saved from the pain, but his balls were so red they looked like Christmas tree lights. read his book "on writing well" he explains it better.
User avatar #20 - SACAPUNTAS (09/18/2012) [-]
Lawlz. Buy a book on writing. Get taught not to put leaves indiscriminately in your bung.
Win.
#89 - I'm seeing this while reading the novel Cujo. It's official: … 09/06/2012 on Master is asleep 0
#6 - Freaking exactly how I've been feeling. I've been depressed be… 08/27/2012 on MFW I see something from my ex +1
#382 - My ass is now a chair. I now feel my brother spongebob's p… 08/05/2012 on Dat ass 0
#262 - YOU TOO yeah i see you there...... thanks bro. 07/31/2012 on Attention 0
#261 - YOUUUUUU YES YES YES YOU. You are a scholar and a.. yeah y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2012 on Attention +1
User avatar #263 - mcstorms (07/31/2012) [-]
All in days work my friend. Now go enjoy.
#60 - You crushed my dreams. But you're still a cool guy in my book.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Attention +3
User avatar #64 - mcstorms (07/30/2012) [-]
Sorry don't mean to disturb you , but I'm a dream restorer.

www.metacafe.com/watch/4022044/coach_hines_steroid_bust/
User avatar #261 - SACAPUNTAS (07/31/2012) [-]
YOUUUUUU YES YES YES YOU.
You are a scholar and a.. yeah you know the rest.
But.. thank you.
You made my day.
:D
User avatar #263 - mcstorms (07/31/2012) [-]
All in days work my friend. Now go enjoy.
#55 - It's that one where he accuses the chubbeh kid of taking stero…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Attention 0
#59 - colegaleener (07/30/2012) [-]
i dont know it
User avatar #60 - SACAPUNTAS (07/30/2012) [-]
You crushed my dreams.
But you're still a cool guy in my book.
User avatar #64 - mcstorms (07/30/2012) [-]
Sorry don't mean to disturb you , but I'm a dream restorer.

www.metacafe.com/watch/4022044/coach_hines_steroid_bust/
User avatar #261 - SACAPUNTAS (07/31/2012) [-]
YOUUUUUU YES YES YES YOU.
You are a scholar and a.. yeah you know the rest.
But.. thank you.
You made my day.
:D
User avatar #263 - mcstorms (07/31/2012) [-]
All in days work my friend. Now go enjoy.
#42 - Robin's cape.. barely passes his waist..... it's like he's wea… 07/30/2012 on Capes 0
#51 - **** i used to watch this video all the time it m…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Attention +1
User avatar #96 - headlesslemon (07/30/2012) [-]
coach hines from mad tv
User avatar #262 - SACAPUNTAS (07/31/2012) [-]
YOU TOO yeah i see you there......
thanks bro.
#53 - colegaleener (07/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #55 - SACAPUNTAS (07/30/2012) [-]
It's that one where he accuses the chubbeh kid of taking steroids.... PLEASE.
A pretty please??
#59 - colegaleener (07/30/2012) [-]
i dont know it
User avatar #60 - SACAPUNTAS (07/30/2012) [-]
You crushed my dreams.
But you're still a cool guy in my book.
User avatar #64 - mcstorms (07/30/2012) [-]
Sorry don't mean to disturb you , but I'm a dream restorer.

www.metacafe.com/watch/4022044/coach_hines_steroid_bust/
User avatar #261 - SACAPUNTAS (07/31/2012) [-]
YOUUUUUU YES YES YES YOU.
You are a scholar and a.. yeah you know the rest.
But.. thank you.
You made my day.
:D
User avatar #263 - mcstorms (07/31/2012) [-]
All in days work my friend. Now go enjoy.
#91 - **SACAPUNTAS rolls 95** Por favor? 07/30/2012 on Cute 0
#90 - **SACAPUNTAS rolls 19** HEY Mom! I masturbated with a turtle…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on Cute 0
User avatar #91 - SACAPUNTAS (07/30/2012) [-]
**SACAPUNTAS rolls 95** Por favor?
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User avatar #35 - lostfaux (03/16/2013) [-]
.-. did you died?
User avatar #34 - eeveemaster (08/16/2011) [-]
Dude my Spanish teacher loved saying sacapuntas because it sounds like a Spanish curse word
User avatar #32 - LookinHereWhy (05/29/2011) [-]
Dude why is your username "pencil sharpener"?!
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#17 to #16 - SACAPUNTAS (04/10/2011) [-]
hahah EPIC brofist.  
and thanks so much twinkiesp.. I really appreciate it. :D  
<---- How I feel right now.
hahah EPIC brofist.
and thanks so much twinkiesp.. I really appreciate it. :D
<---- How I feel right now.
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#9 to #8 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
THEN we's shall continue this epic conversation on MY profile.

Still having fun on facelibro, playing faaaaaaaaaaarmville ?.. U mad ?? x)
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#11 to #10 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha. DEWD. I lost my front page virginity yesterday.  
C:
Haha. DEWD. I lost my front page virginity yesterday.
C:
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User avatar #13 to #12 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha. Totes. You ever been on the front page ? :)
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#15 to #14 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha.... Not gonna lie, its really easy. If you just take some random good picture off reddit. THUMBGASM.
But yeah, haha.
How long you been on fj ?? :D
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#20 to #19 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
lmao. oh, coolio, foolio. i signed up in like '09 but didnt start using it till like.. a week ago baha. xD
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User avatar #22 to #21 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
how so, my double-named friend ??.. d:
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#24 to #23 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
AM I AWESOME clairejoy ?!?!?!?????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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#26 to #25 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
Chyeeeessssssss.......  
  
  
  
Lmao wait why'd we even start talking in the first place ?????.. x)
Chyeeeessssssss.......



Lmao wait why'd we even start talking in the first place ?????.. x)
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User avatar #28 to #27 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
yeah EXACTRY !!!!!!!! what wizardry is this !!!!!?
twas ?? tis. :D.... tisn't ?
baha... ohkay shakespeare. yes, that movie is bamftastic. it looks like it costed 5 bucks though... lmao. :p
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#30 to #29 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
why you hate him ? cant even understand him ?? x)
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#6 - Taerocker (04/07/2011) [-]
Now that we're friends, we can overthrow !
...
jk.
#7 to #6 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
We can't overthrow Him, for he is invincible.
Jaykay guise. He's korean.
#4 - harleenquinzell (04/07/2011) [-]
****					 YEAH FRAAANNNSSS
**** YEAH FRAAANNNSSS
#5 to #4 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
TATS RIGHT.
TATS RIGHT.
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#2 to #1 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
OH, LAWDY.
You're like the 69th person to tell me that....
I had no idea what it meant till I hit fj today. i heard it in espanol class one day, and i was like "LULZ. sounds like balls."
but now people are telling me it means pencil sharpener and im like
<<<<
but thanks for the heads-up. xDD
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