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Date Signed Up:2/21/2010
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#113 - I was gonna post a comment saying how surprisingly and fantast… 12/26/2012 on My sister finally has... +4
#10 - All of my whut. 12/26/2012 on Lonliness +6
#43 - Elfen Lied. It's on Netflix. I was exactly like you. But I…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2012 on True Iroh 0
User avatar #52 - Katzie (12/26/2012) [-]
What's Elfen Lied about?
User avatar #190 - SACAPUNTAS (12/27/2012) [-]
The man below me is right, but only in a way. It just makes you think. A lot, actually.
User avatar #90 - grundo (12/26/2012) [-]
It's about this paranormal chick who has the power to kill with her mind. She escapes from the lab and the government is trying to hunt her down. I only watched the first episode like 2 years ago, so I'm basing it off of that.
#61 - I actually find that extremely attractive. DAMN IT INTERNE… 12/25/2012 on Facebook +1
#16 - Comment deleted 12/15/2012 on I FOUND A COLLEGE I WANT TO... 0
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on I FOUND A COLLEGE I WANT TO... 0
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#19 - Ten dollars here. Hundreds of dollars on amazon, used. Wat. 12/10/2012 on Just for you 0
#266 - Thank you, my kind sir. I hope you verily tell me this.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2012 on My experience with Far Cry 3 0
User avatar #269 - slatersniper (12/03/2012) [-]
It was MY favorite of the options.
#252 - Or even Saints Row? I am a troubled silly individual.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2012 on My experience with Far Cry 3 0
User avatar #254 - slatersniper (12/03/2012) [-]
Fallout.
User avatar #266 - SACAPUNTAS (12/03/2012) [-]
Thank you, my kind sir. I hope you verily tell me this.
User avatar #269 - slatersniper (12/03/2012) [-]
It was MY favorite of the options.
#250 - I am quite a fucknut cumdumpster leopard vagina when it comes …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2012 on My experience with Far Cry 3 -1
User avatar #252 - SACAPUNTAS (12/03/2012) [-]
Or even Saints Row? I am a troubled silly individual.
User avatar #254 - slatersniper (12/03/2012) [-]
Fallout.
User avatar #266 - SACAPUNTAS (12/03/2012) [-]
Thank you, my kind sir. I hope you verily tell me this.
User avatar #269 - slatersniper (12/03/2012) [-]
It was MY favorite of the options.
#3 - Lawlbucket. You are quite welcome, kind madame. I hope… 12/03/2012 on psychotic crocodile +1
#500 - Holy smokes. All of my yes. I literally love you. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2012 on Titles. +2
User avatar #505 - pickstar (12/04/2012) [-]
I'm free sundays ;)
#3 - How in holy hell does this have negative thumbs? .-.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2012 on Poor Lenny +1
User avatar #4 - mrmofo (12/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, I thought the same thing. I uploaded 20 book-related pics. Four made the front page. This one died on the launching pad. Guess it's too sad. Or not understood.
#15 - This isn't normal. But on Funnyjunk it is. 12/01/2012 on Too true +4
#81 - And I'm sitting here wondering who that might be, my good sir..? 12/01/2012 on cute gamer girl pics 0
#1 - Whoever you are. Whoever you may be. You are fuck…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2012 on psychotic crocodile +1
User avatar #2 - ninjaofdarkness (12/02/2012) [-]
Why thankyou kind sir :3
User avatar #3 - SACAPUNTAS (12/03/2012) [-]
Lawlbucket.
You are quite welcome, kind madame.
I hope the rest of your years treats you awesomepossumly. Awesometastically. Awesomeblossomly? What have you, you know.
#51 - I LOVE THAT ANIME. THAT IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT REAL... … 11/26/2012 on wat. 0
#147 - It's black Up. 11/26/2012 on When? +1
#101 - Is... Is it peculiar I had the same exact thought about the mo… 11/25/2012 on Be thankful what you have 0
#537 - Sifted through every single comment, Every single post. … 11/21/2012 on Wallpapers Galore +3
#28 - Erm, what? Shouldn't you be sucking a fuck or something?..  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on Why yes, yes it is. +1
User avatar #60 - weissessand (11/20/2012) [-]
Tell me exactly how one can suck a fuck!?
#152 - You're saying all that crapola is likely to have happened comp…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Egyp 0
User avatar #186 - mechaemperor (11/14/2012) [-]
I don't really believe anything. I know that there are many possibilities as to why everything is as it is. I have not been convinced by any of the possible explanations religion offers, and believe me, I have done my research in theology.

There doesn't have to be a meaning to life. It just is. If you want meaning, you can give it, some people do it by religious belief, others by their life work, others simply by living.

There is no direct answer as to why you're still living. You can choose, as I said, your religious explanation, or seek an alternative, or not be bothered by the question at all.

It is very likely everything means nothing in the end, but you are alive here and now, you can apparently make choices and feel things. Act as you will, considering the consequences of your actions.

It's possible religion was created in that way, it's possible a certain doctrine is correct, it's possible they're all wrong. Religious tendencies are quite predictable from primitive humans, as we evolved, they stopped having the responsibility of explaining natural phenomenon, to explaining the possibility of supernatural phenomenon, to really settling itself in helping people deal with their own mortality and ease the burden of the responsibility of choice.
#127 - Uh, yeah. God mainpulated all these things to transpire in…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Egyp +18
User avatar #147 - mechaemperor (11/14/2012) [-]
1. Einstein's achievements don't make him flawless in every aspect. Still, he most likely did not mean religion as a doctrine, but rather t spirituality, as in trying to give everything purpose. He was not an atheist, but he wasn't precisely devoted either
2. These events could happen without any divine intervention, the belief in a greater power holding the strings is irrelevant and unnecessary.
3. There could have been divine intervention, but that doesn't make it the most likely probability.
User avatar #152 - SACAPUNTAS (11/14/2012) [-]
You're saying all that crapola is likely to have happened completely by happenstance?
Okay, alright, cool beans I respect your opinion.
But let me propose a question: Do you believe We are an accident? A helter-skelter coincidence that we were all given life..
Which means there is no meaning to life.
Which means, why am I even still living?
Everything I've ever strived for, everything I've ever loved, will be gone with the wind when morning is no longer morning.

So maybe, the idea of religion is just a conduit for our subconscious fears? Maybe it was just invented for our own solace, acting as a safenet for the terrors everpresent in the back of our minds.
Pretty interesting.
User avatar #186 - mechaemperor (11/14/2012) [-]
I don't really believe anything. I know that there are many possibilities as to why everything is as it is. I have not been convinced by any of the possible explanations religion offers, and believe me, I have done my research in theology.

There doesn't have to be a meaning to life. It just is. If you want meaning, you can give it, some people do it by religious belief, others by their life work, others simply by living.

There is no direct answer as to why you're still living. You can choose, as I said, your religious explanation, or seek an alternative, or not be bothered by the question at all.

It is very likely everything means nothing in the end, but you are alive here and now, you can apparently make choices and feel things. Act as you will, considering the consequences of your actions.

It's possible religion was created in that way, it's possible a certain doctrine is correct, it's possible they're all wrong. Religious tendencies are quite predictable from primitive humans, as we evolved, they stopped having the responsibility of explaining natural phenomenon, to explaining the possibility of supernatural phenomenon, to really settling itself in helping people deal with their own mortality and ease the burden of the responsibility of choice.
#138 - copperoxideking (11/14/2012) [-]
Thank god, some one who knows his shit
#130 - PedoNazi (11/14/2012) [-]
your username and comment are yes
#128 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
Awesome finally someone who has a shred of intelligence
#9 - I saw this guy at a music festival in L.A..... Didn't ask … 11/10/2012 on Your Face When 0
#182 - I think it's a somber conflation of both, but boner's point is… 10/17/2012 on Sarcasm +1
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User avatar #35 - lostfaux (03/16/2013) [-]
.-. did you died?
User avatar #34 - eeveemaster (08/16/2011) [-]
Dude my Spanish teacher loved saying sacapuntas because it sounds like a Spanish curse word
User avatar #32 - LookinHereWhy (05/29/2011) [-]
Dude why is your username "pencil sharpener"?!
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#17 to #16 - SACAPUNTAS (04/10/2011) [-]
hahah EPIC brofist.  
and thanks so much twinkiesp.. I really appreciate it. :D  
<---- How I feel right now.
hahah EPIC brofist.
and thanks so much twinkiesp.. I really appreciate it. :D
<---- How I feel right now.
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#9 to #8 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
THEN we's shall continue this epic conversation on MY profile.

Still having fun on facelibro, playing faaaaaaaaaaarmville ?.. U mad ?? x)
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#11 to #10 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha. DEWD. I lost my front page virginity yesterday.  
C:
Haha. DEWD. I lost my front page virginity yesterday.
C:
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User avatar #13 to #12 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha. Totes. You ever been on the front page ? :)
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#15 to #14 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha.... Not gonna lie, its really easy. If you just take some random good picture off reddit. THUMBGASM.
But yeah, haha.
How long you been on fj ?? :D
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#20 to #19 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
lmao. oh, coolio, foolio. i signed up in like '09 but didnt start using it till like.. a week ago baha. xD
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User avatar #22 to #21 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
how so, my double-named friend ??.. d:
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#24 to #23 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
AM I AWESOME clairejoy ?!?!?!?????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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#26 to #25 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
Chyeeeessssssss.......  
  
  
  
Lmao wait why'd we even start talking in the first place ?????.. x)
Chyeeeessssssss.......



Lmao wait why'd we even start talking in the first place ?????.. x)
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User avatar #28 to #27 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
yeah EXACTRY !!!!!!!! what wizardry is this !!!!!?
twas ?? tis. :D.... tisn't ?
baha... ohkay shakespeare. yes, that movie is bamftastic. it looks like it costed 5 bucks though... lmao. :p
#29 to #28 - clairejoy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 to #29 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
why you hate him ? cant even understand him ?? x)
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#6 - Taerocker (04/07/2011) [-]
Now that we're friends, we can overthrow !
...
jk.
#7 to #6 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
We can't overthrow Him, for he is invincible.
Jaykay guise. He's korean.
#4 - harleenquinzell (04/07/2011) [-]
FUCK YEAH FRAAANNNSSS
FUCK YEAH FRAAANNNSSS
#5 to #4 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
TATS RIGHT.
TATS RIGHT.
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#2 to #1 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
OH, LAWDY.
You're like the 69th person to tell me that....
I had no idea what it meant till I hit fj today. i heard it in espanol class one day, and i was like "LULZ. sounds like balls."
but now people are telling me it means pencil sharpener and im like
<<<<
but thanks for the heads-up. xDD
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