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SACAPUNTAS

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Date Signed Up:2/21/2010
Last Login:3/23/2015
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#113 - They're just euphemisms, bro. Broder. Broseidon, king … 01/12/2013 on Even More Bad Luck Brian 0
#108 - HUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Is vegeta dropping the kid…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Even More Bad Luck Brian -1
User avatar #111 - douevensax (01/12/2013) [-]
On the contrary.... I think you've had too much internet.
User avatar #113 - SACAPUNTAS (01/12/2013) [-]
They're just euphemisms, bro.
Broder.
Broseidon, king of the Brocean.

I was asking if he was dropping turds.
#106 - I.. I think you've had too much internet.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Even More Bad Luck Brian +1
#107 - douevensax (01/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #108 - SACAPUNTAS (01/12/2013) [-]
HUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Is vegeta dropping the kids off at the pool?

Hitting a homerun with Babe Ruth..?
User avatar #111 - douevensax (01/12/2013) [-]
On the contrary.... I think you've had too much internet.
User avatar #113 - SACAPUNTAS (01/12/2013) [-]
They're just euphemisms, bro.
Broder.
Broseidon, king of the Brocean.

I was asking if he was dropping turds.
#97 - I don't either. I just remember that I read them, but don'… 01/11/2013 on I have seen better 0
#296 - There's more wat in what you're saying than in the post... … 01/11/2013 on All my WAT in one place 0
#49 - Those... those books. They have all of my yes.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2013 on I have seen better +1
#50 - moams (01/09/2013) [-]
I actually have never read them.
User avatar #97 - SACAPUNTAS (01/11/2013) [-]
I don't either.
I just remember that I read them, but don't actually remember reading them.
Isn't that vierd? *goldmember dialect*...
#9 - Albert Wesker is one. Bad. Ass.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/30/2012 on Sunglasses +13
User avatar #14 - slimfadey (12/30/2012) [-]
Bad ass doesn't even describe him! Albert Wesker could fight Chuck Norris AND Bruce Lee at the same time and still win.
User avatar #26 - froggets (12/30/2012) [-]
Albert Wesker could scratch his right elbow with his right arm while inventing a cure for canceraids it's like aids and cancer just combined!
User avatar #27 - slimfadey (12/30/2012) [-]
Hahahahaha!! Albert Wesker is able to pick his nose... with his nose while taking over the world.
User avatar #32 - froggets (12/30/2012) [-]
Albert Wesker once punched Chuck Norris in the face with such manly force that Chuck Norris grew a beard!

He was also supposed to be Voldemort in the Harry Potter books but J.K. Rowling was to afraid to write his name in the book
User avatar #31 - froggets (12/30/2012) [-]
Albert Weser is the only person know to man that was able to draw a circle that in only one turn around would count as 720°!

Plus he's also know to successfully be in 3 threesomes at once!
User avatar #33 - slimfadey (12/30/2012) [-]
Albert Wesker once made a peanut butter jelly sandwich without using jelly
Not only that, but he ate it just by looking at it.
User avatar #34 - froggets (12/30/2012) [-]
Albert Wesker is so macho, he entered puberty TWICE! because one time was not enough!
User avatar #10 - kazakami (12/30/2012) [-]
I. agree.
#179 - Inhabitants of Funnyjunk, you've always been very helpful. …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2012 on Things not to do at a funeral +1
User avatar #218 - ileenover (12/30/2012) [-]
League of Legends is a type of game where teamwork is needed to win. With 5v5 pvp and bot matches to practice it is very enjoyable hoping that you are playing with friends that don't rage. The champions that you play each have their own style of play which are all really fun. The answer to the question is yes it is good game but a word of warning, the community is the biggest pile of dog sperm filled with raging idiots and people who occasionally troll. Play with people you know...
User avatar #206 - fefefereferi (12/30/2012) [-]
you could go on like a website where this quetsion is relevant
#183 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
It fucking sucks balls.
#2 - Strangely, the song actually gave me 'dem feels. 12/29/2012 on Skyrim flying 0
#110 - **SACAPUNTAS rolls 342** DAMN YOU INTERNETS. 12/29/2012 on Skyrim 0
#109 - **SACAPUNTAS rolls 076** One moar?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2012 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #110 - SACAPUNTAS (12/29/2012) [-]
**SACAPUNTAS rolls 342** DAMN YOU INTERNETS.
#108 - **SACAPUNTAS rolls 083** Yes. You must. Female orc.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2012 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #109 - SACAPUNTAS (12/29/2012) [-]
**SACAPUNTAS rolls 076** One moar?
User avatar #110 - SACAPUNTAS (12/29/2012) [-]
**SACAPUNTAS rolls 342** DAMN YOU INTERNETS.
#107 - **SACAPUNTAS rolls 399** female orc.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2012 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #108 - SACAPUNTAS (12/29/2012) [-]
**SACAPUNTAS rolls 083** Yes. You must. Female orc.
User avatar #109 - SACAPUNTAS (12/29/2012) [-]
**SACAPUNTAS rolls 076** One moar?
User avatar #110 - SACAPUNTAS (12/29/2012) [-]
**SACAPUNTAS rolls 342** DAMN YOU INTERNETS.
#4 - This has very possibly been the most sexual Funnyjunk top page… 12/28/2012 on O.O +1
#497 - Do I have to join to watch, my good sirbro?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on I just realized this 0
#517 - delicaking (12/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #512 - darkjustifier (12/27/2012) [-]
www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic

Ignore the My little pony and this site is better for your Adventure time needs, in my opinion at least.
#495 - Picture 12/27/2012 on I just realized this 0
#492 - Picture 12/27/2012 on I just realized this 0
#489 - Picture 12/27/2012 on I just realized this +2
#487 - Have some phenomenal amazingtastic wallpapers whilst I wait. 12/27/2012 on I just realized this +1
#485 - .......... Guise. Guise. Where can I view some Adventu…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/27/2012 on I just realized this -2
#495 - SACAPUNTAS (12/27/2012) [-]
#492 - SACAPUNTAS (12/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #497 - SACAPUNTAS (12/27/2012) [-]
Do I have to join to watch, my good sirbro?
#517 - delicaking (12/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #512 - darkjustifier (12/27/2012) [-]
www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic

Ignore the My little pony and this site is better for your Adventure time needs, in my opinion at least.
#489 - SACAPUNTAS (12/27/2012) [-]
#487 - SACAPUNTAS (12/27/2012) [-]
Have some phenomenal amazingtastic wallpapers whilst I wait.
#190 - The man below me is right, but only in a way. It just makes yo… 12/27/2012 on True Iroh 0
#113 - I was gonna post a comment saying how surprisingly and fantast… 12/26/2012 on My sister finally has... +4
#10 - All of my whut. 12/26/2012 on Lonliness +6
#43 - Elfen Lied. It's on Netflix. I was exactly like you. But I…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2012 on True Iroh 0
User avatar #52 - Katzie (12/26/2012) [-]
What's Elfen Lied about?
User avatar #190 - SACAPUNTAS (12/27/2012) [-]
The man below me is right, but only in a way. It just makes you think. A lot, actually.
User avatar #90 - grundo (12/26/2012) [-]
It's about this paranormal chick who has the power to kill with her mind. She escapes from the lab and the government is trying to hunt her down. I only watched the first episode like 2 years ago, so I'm basing it off of that.
#61 - I actually find that extremely attractive. DAMN IT INTERNE… 12/25/2012 on Facebook +1

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User avatar #35 - lostfaux (03/16/2013) [-]
.-. did you died?
User avatar #34 - eeveemaster (08/16/2011) [-]
Dude my Spanish teacher loved saying sacapuntas because it sounds like a Spanish curse word
User avatar #32 - LookinHereWhy (05/29/2011) [-]
Dude why is your username "pencil sharpener"?!
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#17 to #16 - SACAPUNTAS (04/10/2011) [-]
hahah EPIC brofist.  
and thanks so much twinkiesp.. I really appreciate it. :D  
<---- How I feel right now.
hahah EPIC brofist.
and thanks so much twinkiesp.. I really appreciate it. :D
<---- How I feel right now.
#8 - clairejoy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 to #8 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
THEN we's shall continue this epic conversation on MY profile.

Still having fun on facelibro, playing faaaaaaaaaaarmville ?.. U mad ?? x)
#10 to #9 - clairejoy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#11 to #10 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha. DEWD. I lost my front page virginity yesterday.  
C:
Haha. DEWD. I lost my front page virginity yesterday.
C:
#12 to #11 - clairejoy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #13 to #12 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha. Totes. You ever been on the front page ? :)
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#15 to #14 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha.... Not gonna lie, its really easy. If you just take some random good picture off reddit. THUMBGASM.
But yeah, haha.
How long you been on fj ?? :D
#19 to #15 - clairejoy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#20 to #19 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
lmao. oh, coolio, foolio. i signed up in like '09 but didnt start using it till like.. a week ago baha. xD
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User avatar #22 to #21 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
how so, my double-named friend ??.. d:
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#24 to #23 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
AM I AWESOME clairejoy ?!?!?!?????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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#26 to #25 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
Chyeeeessssssss.......  
  
  
  
Lmao wait why'd we even start talking in the first place ?????.. x)
Chyeeeessssssss.......



Lmao wait why'd we even start talking in the first place ?????.. x)
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User avatar #28 to #27 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
yeah EXACTRY !!!!!!!! what wizardry is this !!!!!?
twas ?? tis. :D.... tisn't ?
baha... ohkay shakespeare. yes, that movie is bamftastic. it looks like it costed 5 bucks though... lmao. :p
#29 to #28 - clairejoy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 to #29 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
why you hate him ? cant even understand him ?? x)
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#6 - Taerocker (04/07/2011) [-]
Now that we're friends, we can overthrow !
...
jk.
#7 to #6 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
We can't overthrow Him, for he is invincible.
Jaykay guise. He's korean.
#4 - harleenquinzell (04/07/2011) [-]
****		 YEAH FRAAANNNSSS
**** YEAH FRAAANNNSSS
#5 to #4 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
TATS RIGHT.
TATS RIGHT.
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#2 to #1 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
OH, LAWDY.
You're like the 69th person to tell me that....
I had no idea what it meant till I hit fj today. i heard it in espanol class one day, and i was like "LULZ. sounds like balls."
but now people are telling me it means pencil sharpener and im like
<<<<
but thanks for the heads-up. xDD
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