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#29 - If only this gif was looped perfectly.. 03/17/2013 on EA business practices +1
#19 - Don't they just see massacring people as literally the only option..?  [+] (20 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Ellen +9
User avatar #20 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
It makes life easier than doing things the "right" way.
User avatar #22 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
I will now refer to you as Wesker.
You're an a-hole, Wesker.
-Sincerely, me. c:
User avatar #23 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I will now refer to you as PENCIL SHARPENER.
I wouldn't have it any other way, PENCIL SHARPENER.
-Sincerely, me :3
User avatar #24 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
OH LOOK WHO'S ASTUTE IN THE ART OF SPANISH.
Don't be jelly.
Who doesn't wish they were a pencil sharpener?
User avatar #25 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco raises his hand**
User avatar #26 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
YES, WESKER?
User avatar #27 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, I was just answering your question.
User avatar #28 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought you had a question for the all-knowing pencil sharpener.
My sincere apologies.
What would you like to be then, my dear man?
User avatar #29 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
A kitty cat....a powerful kitty cat.
User avatar #32 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Ha. Weird. I just finished a novel the other day.. an undead cat murders people..
Cats are evil, y'know.
User avatar #33 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
....Pet Sematary?
User avatar #34 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Dude.
What.
Yes..
How?
User avatar #35 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I saw the movie once....
User avatar #36 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Aaaah I see I understand. And did you enjoy partaking in the viewing of that movie?
User avatar #37 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
It was pretty good, but a bit stupid at parts.
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#41 - bunnyrabbitmadhat (03/17/2013) [-]
I know I don't belong here but I've seen tat movie too and I liked it a lot :) do you remember what year it came out?
User avatar #39 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Do you read? Or no?
User avatar #40 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I don't read too much.
User avatar #38 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Yeah. Movies really do have a knack for that. The book was just.. heartwrenching. I've read at least ten of his works and that's by far the most sorrowful.
#17 - So does Umbrella Corporation......  [+] (22 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Ellen +14
User avatar #18 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
They do what they NEED.
User avatar #19 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Don't they just see massacring people as literally the only option..?
User avatar #20 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
It makes life easier than doing things the "right" way.
User avatar #22 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
I will now refer to you as Wesker.
You're an a-hole, Wesker.
-Sincerely, me. c:
User avatar #23 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I will now refer to you as PENCIL SHARPENER.
I wouldn't have it any other way, PENCIL SHARPENER.
-Sincerely, me :3
User avatar #24 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
OH LOOK WHO'S ASTUTE IN THE ART OF SPANISH.
Don't be jelly.
Who doesn't wish they were a pencil sharpener?
User avatar #25 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco raises his hand**
User avatar #26 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
YES, WESKER?
User avatar #27 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, I was just answering your question.
User avatar #28 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought you had a question for the all-knowing pencil sharpener.
My sincere apologies.
What would you like to be then, my dear man?
User avatar #29 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
A kitty cat....a powerful kitty cat.
User avatar #32 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Ha. Weird. I just finished a novel the other day.. an undead cat murders people..
Cats are evil, y'know.
User avatar #33 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
....Pet Sematary?
User avatar #34 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Dude.
What.
Yes..
How?
User avatar #35 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I saw the movie once....
User avatar #36 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Aaaah I see I understand. And did you enjoy partaking in the viewing of that movie?
User avatar #37 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
It was pretty good, but a bit stupid at parts.
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#41 - bunnyrabbitmadhat (03/17/2013) [-]
I know I don't belong here but I've seen tat movie too and I liked it a lot :) do you remember what year it came out?
User avatar #39 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Do you read? Or no?
User avatar #40 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I don't read too much.
User avatar #38 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Yeah. Movies really do have a knack for that. The book was just.. heartwrenching. I've read at least ten of his works and that's by far the most sorrowful.
#307 - I mean this is my freaking wallpaper, ha. 03/17/2013 on lostfaux's profile 0
#306 - Nawp. I wanna read the manga first. But I can't exactly find i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2013 on lostfaux's profile 0
User avatar #309 - lostfaux (03/20/2013) [-]
**lostfaux rolls 15** Clannad doesn't have a manga. It's based off a Visual Novel. I never read the VN though.

I've heard a lot about elfin lied, I'll maybe watch it after Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.
User avatar #310 - SACAPUNTAS (03/20/2013) [-]
Aaaah. I see.
Have you ever played/read/interacted with Katawa Shoujo?

And YES MAN. I would highly recommend that action.
Is Fullmetal Alchemist a good anime?
#311 - lostfaux (03/23/2013) [-]
I have played Katawa Shoujo. I never actually finished it which rustles my jimmies... Idk, I had too much going on in life.

And I really do recommend Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. FMAB is different than FMA, In my opinion, FMAB is better. It follows the manga more.
I need to finish FMAB godammit.
#408 - Firebending, because reasons. 03/17/2013 on Bending Poll Day 1 0
#304 - ACTUALLY I'm sorta kinda still alive and well. Disappointed? Hahahaha.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/17/2013 on lostfaux's profile 0
#305 - lostfaux (03/17/2013) [-]
**lostfaux rolled a random image posted in comment #925611 at Friendly ** sorta kinda? D:

So have you had the chance to watch Clannad?
And I've told you my top anime, what's yours?
#307 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
I mean this is my freaking wallpaper, ha.
User avatar #306 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Nawp. I wanna read the manga first. But I can't exactly find it.
Maybe perhaps I shall just watch the anime oh well.

And oh my gosh yes no doubt not a single moment of hesitation: Elfen Lied. It actually changed my life haha.
User avatar #309 - lostfaux (03/20/2013) [-]
**lostfaux rolls 15** Clannad doesn't have a manga. It's based off a Visual Novel. I never read the VN though.

I've heard a lot about elfin lied, I'll maybe watch it after Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.
User avatar #310 - SACAPUNTAS (03/20/2013) [-]
Aaaah. I see.
Have you ever played/read/interacted with Katawa Shoujo?

And YES MAN. I would highly recommend that action.
Is Fullmetal Alchemist a good anime?
#311 - lostfaux (03/23/2013) [-]
I have played Katawa Shoujo. I never actually finished it which rustles my jimmies... Idk, I had too much going on in life.

And I really do recommend Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. FMAB is different than FMA, In my opinion, FMAB is better. It follows the manga more.
I need to finish FMAB godammit.
#15 - This guy is incredible. He's where my most favoritest author, … 03/17/2013 on Lovecraft on Fear +2
#124 - You mean the definition of jaw-dropping? Oh okay I'm … 03/10/2013 on Skyrim Nightingale w/o Mask... 0
#194 - Your.. your avatar, man....  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2013 on I quit 0
User avatar #284 - mandatorytrolling (02/24/2013) [-]
...About it?
#302 - HEY MAN MAN. Mr. Man. What's your all-time favorite an…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2013 on lostfaux's profile 0
User avatar #303 - lostfaux (02/24/2013) [-]
My top 3 anime are:
1. Clannad/ Clannad: After Story
2. Mirai Nikki
3. FMAB (so far)
But I'm watching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood right now, and it's pretty damn good.]
and you?
#32 - THANK. YOU. YOU ARE MY LORD AND SAVIOR SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS YES… 02/23/2013 on My mom didn't recognize me 0
#216 - I'm pretty damn sure this single comment just made my night.. 02/23/2013 on Hard times.. 0
#21 - haha. sure thang. i'll pm you or something. if i remember, tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on Clannad: Tomoya's life ;_; 0
User avatar #24 - lostfaux (02/23/2013) [-]
You can just post on my profile, or vice versa.
And I agree, I like being able to find others that have similar interests as me. Anime is always a nice thing to talk about

Si, I approve senior.
#19 - Ha. Ha. Duly noted. Thank you sincerely my dear sir, you'v…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Clannad: Tomoya's life ;_; 0
#20 - lostfaux (02/21/2013) [-]
ha well I'm pretty tired. SoI'll just say how it is.
But Clannad is one of my favorite anime. It might not be the most actiony but it has a place in my anime heart.
If you want, you can talk to me about clannad. Or just visit the anime/manga board

sacapuntas... That's spanish... I'm in spanish class... i understand that word.... jaja....
User avatar #21 - SACAPUNTAS (02/21/2013) [-]
haha. sure thang. i'll pm you or something. if i remember, that is. which i really probably wont.
its nice to have someone to talk to about something you love.
YES. pencil sharpener. do you approve???
User avatar #24 - lostfaux (02/23/2013) [-]
You can just post on my profile, or vice versa.
And I agree, I like being able to find others that have similar interests as me. Anime is always a nice thing to talk about

Si, I approve senior.
#17 - I happen to lurve the anime Elfen Lied 'cause of the feels. …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Clannad: Tomoya's life ;_; 0
User avatar #18 - lostfaux (02/21/2013) [-]
It's a great anime. But i know that Elfen Lied is an action anime. Clannad is more slice of life kind of anime.

Clannad has 2 seasons: Clannad and Clannad: After Story. It get's really sad on season 2, but you need to watch season 1 to understand it.
I personally like the anime, but some people think it starts off slow. Give the anime a chance if you want.
WORD OF ADVICE, STAY AWAY FROM THE INTERNET. CLANNAD GETS SPOILED LIKE CRAZY coming from someone who had the show spoiled for them ;_;
User avatar #19 - SACAPUNTAS (02/21/2013) [-]
Ha. Ha. Duly noted.
Thank you sincerely my dear sir, you've inspired me to watch Clannad immediately instead of just someday getting around to it.
#20 - lostfaux (02/21/2013) [-]
ha well I'm pretty tired. SoI'll just say how it is.
But Clannad is one of my favorite anime. It might not be the most actiony but it has a place in my anime heart.
If you want, you can talk to me about clannad. Or just visit the anime/manga board

sacapuntas... That's spanish... I'm in spanish class... i understand that word.... jaja....
User avatar #21 - SACAPUNTAS (02/21/2013) [-]
haha. sure thang. i'll pm you or something. if i remember, that is. which i really probably wont.
its nice to have someone to talk to about something you love.
YES. pencil sharpener. do you approve???
User avatar #24 - lostfaux (02/23/2013) [-]
You can just post on my profile, or vice versa.
And I agree, I like being able to find others that have similar interests as me. Anime is always a nice thing to talk about

Si, I approve senior.
#4 - Was this angle a-cute?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2013 on Elder Scrolls Online... +1
User avatar #5 - youarelying (02/05/2013) [-]
no... it was obtuse
#37 - Come.. come back. 02/01/2013 on Spooderman 0
#6 - Yet, one does. EVERY. TIME. Don't you just loooooooove… 02/01/2013 on MFW a dragon attacks Markarth +1
#134 - No. But we can hope. my dear pal. We can hope. 01/26/2013 on I've seen some shit. 0
#87 - ha. ha. well, to be honest skyrim is the only rolepla…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on I've seen some shit. 0
User avatar #88 - darthblam (01/23/2013) [-]
I enjoy all genre's of games in some degree really. I love platformers, adventure/puzzles, shooters, RPGs, turn-based and real-time strategy, some rhythm and music, you know..

But MMOs have become the most repetitive.. and it's only made worse when you don't have a group of friends to play them.
And I don't think you understand that Elder Scrolls Online isn't going to simply be Skyrim with multiplayer.
User avatar #134 - SACAPUNTAS (01/26/2013) [-]
No.
But we can hope. my dear pal.
We can hope.
#229 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on Stay Awesome, My Friends. 0
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#72 - MAAAAN NO WAY MAN. just wait for elder scrolls online. …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2013 on I've seen some shit. 0
User avatar #77 - darthblam (01/23/2013) [-]
I'm done with MMO games man. Even if this one is supposed to be based on Elder Scrolls lore, I'm tired of the repetitive line of every MMORPG.. I've just played too many.
And since I've never enjoyed PvP on them it's always the same thing for me... do quests to get to max level, find a guild/group, gear up for dungeons/raids, do dailies all day every day in between raids...

Yes I'm using WoW terms but... almost every MMORPG game has this same line now, and I doubt ESO will be any different.
User avatar #87 - SACAPUNTAS (01/23/2013) [-]
ha. ha.

well, to be honest skyrim is the only roleplaying game i've ever played.
its just quaint, creating a character and having your own virtual world.
its like fucking sims. but with more swords.

what other games do you happen to like?
MMOs are sort of unique.
User avatar #88 - darthblam (01/23/2013) [-]
I enjoy all genre's of games in some degree really. I love platformers, adventure/puzzles, shooters, RPGs, turn-based and real-time strategy, some rhythm and music, you know..

But MMOs have become the most repetitive.. and it's only made worse when you don't have a group of friends to play them.
And I don't think you understand that Elder Scrolls Online isn't going to simply be Skyrim with multiplayer.
User avatar #134 - SACAPUNTAS (01/26/2013) [-]
No.
But we can hope. my dear pal.
We can hope.
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#121 - Motha' ******* Darko. Jake Gyleenhall will al… 01/21/2013 on Best. Logic. Ever. +1
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User avatar #35 - lostfaux (03/16/2013) [-]
.-. did you died?
User avatar #34 - eeveemaster (08/16/2011) [-]
Dude my Spanish teacher loved saying sacapuntas because it sounds like a Spanish curse word
User avatar #32 - LookinHereWhy (05/29/2011) [-]
Dude why is your username "pencil sharpener"?!
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#17 to #16 - SACAPUNTAS (04/10/2011) [-]
hahah EPIC brofist.  
and thanks so much twinkiesp.. I really appreciate it. :D  
<---- How I feel right now.
hahah EPIC brofist.
and thanks so much twinkiesp.. I really appreciate it. :D
<---- How I feel right now.
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#9 to #8 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
THEN we's shall continue this epic conversation on MY profile.

Still having fun on facelibro, playing faaaaaaaaaaarmville ?.. U mad ?? x)
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#11 to #10 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha. DEWD. I lost my front page virginity yesterday.  
C:
Haha. DEWD. I lost my front page virginity yesterday.
C:
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User avatar #13 to #12 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha. Totes. You ever been on the front page ? :)
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#15 to #14 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha.... Not gonna lie, its really easy. If you just take some random good picture off reddit. THUMBGASM.
But yeah, haha.
How long you been on fj ?? :D
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#20 to #19 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
lmao. oh, coolio, foolio. i signed up in like '09 but didnt start using it till like.. a week ago baha. xD
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User avatar #22 to #21 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
how so, my double-named friend ??.. d:
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#24 to #23 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
AM I AWESOME clairejoy ?!?!?!?????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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#26 to #25 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
Chyeeeessssssss.......  
  
  
  
Lmao wait why'd we even start talking in the first place ?????.. x)
Chyeeeessssssss.......



Lmao wait why'd we even start talking in the first place ?????.. x)
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User avatar #28 to #27 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
yeah EXACTRY !!!!!!!! what wizardry is this !!!!!?
twas ?? tis. :D.... tisn't ?
baha... ohkay shakespeare. yes, that movie is bamftastic. it looks like it costed 5 bucks though... lmao. :p
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#30 to #29 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
why you hate him ? cant even understand him ?? x)
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#6 - Taerocker (04/07/2011) [-]
Now that we're friends, we can overthrow !
...
jk.
#7 to #6 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
We can't overthrow Him, for he is invincible.
Jaykay guise. He's korean.
#4 - harleenquinzell (04/07/2011) [-]
****					 YEAH FRAAANNNSSS
**** YEAH FRAAANNNSSS
#5 to #4 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
TATS RIGHT.
TATS RIGHT.
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#2 to #1 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
OH, LAWDY.
You're like the 69th person to tell me that....
I had no idea what it meant till I hit fj today. i heard it in espanol class one day, and i was like "LULZ. sounds like balls."
but now people are telling me it means pencil sharpener and im like
<<<<
but thanks for the heads-up. xDD
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