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#6 - To the guy below me, NO, mfw.. 05/08/2012 on MOTHER FUKIN BEST MMORPG 5EVER +1
#271 - Do you, now? 05/08/2012 on MFW My Content Only Gets a... +2
#493 - dont be jealous of my supreme sharpener status, buddy. you'll …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2012 on Banged his girlfriend +1
#496 - mehdzz (05/10/2012) [-]
you have much of my respects kind sharpener sir
#480 - ME NEITHER! Brofist! I guess....  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2012 on Banged his girlfriend +7
#481 - nycdood (05/08/2012) [-]
And that concludes todays lesson in awesomeness, chil'ren
#475 - AND a thumb for you, good sir.. 05/08/2012 on Banged his girlfriend +5
#473 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2012 on Banged his girlfriend 0
#479 - nycdood (05/08/2012) [-]
Unfortunately, I don't have anymore WAT reaction pics/gifs....
#480 - SACAPUNTAS (05/08/2012) [-]
ME NEITHER! Brofist! I guess....
#481 - nycdood (05/08/2012) [-]
And that concludes todays lesson in awesomeness, chil'ren
#451 - Why does this crack me up so ******* much...... 05/08/2012 on I can see forever. +3
#422 - Mfw I feel ten times awesome-er just knowing this man is alive.. 05/08/2012 on Carl Fredricksen Is Real 0
#11 - ******* SCARY STORIES IN THE DARK OH YEEEAH. 04/26/2012 on Sweet Dreams 0
#89 - **SACAPUNTAS rolls 12** here goes.. 04/26/2012 on [MC] How Or Where You'll... 0
#15 - Well one, if God takes no action how do you know he doesn't?..… 04/25/2012 on Philosoraptor 0
#246 - **SACAPUNTAS rolls 690** TAKE MY TRIPS COCKWAAAD. 04/24/2012 on Know the difference -1
#10 - God let's bad things happen. As bad as most people will immedi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Philosoraptor 0
#14 - derppopotamus (04/24/2012) [-]
im not religious. but anyway i know god gave us free will and we have lead ourselves to do bad things but that just means god takes no action and satan does ie punishing the wrong doers and we are the bad but we have the choice to do good, leading me to think that satan is indifferent so not good or bad just gods device. sorry for possibly retarded statement
User avatar #15 - SACAPUNTAS (04/25/2012) [-]
Well one, if God takes no action how do you know he doesn't?.. If a 10.0 earthquake were to devastate the world at this very moment and God intervenes, how would you ever know he saved us? You should be happy and grateful for your own life and he allows us to find pleasure in helping others..
And two, Satan enjoys thoroughly people's suffering, which is why he does it. God gives us the choice of two paths, and when we pick the wrong one he grieves with us just as much, if not more so.
And no you had a lot of good points i understand..
#4 - no because true bliss is to realize what you did and repent. G…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/23/2012 on Philosoraptor +3
#9 - anonymous (04/23/2012) [-]
Satan doesn't punish sinners - he dwells on earth and tempts people to sin and therefore reject God
User avatar #11 - thecatholic (04/24/2012) [-]
common theological belief states that after Jesus "Descended into Hell" -Hell at the time being where all people, good and evil went after death- to release those who were faithful into Heaven, Satan stopped running amok so much and more or less took up residence in Hell.
#8 - derppopotamus (04/23/2012) [-]
sorry posted my comment to the wrong person
#5 - guitarguise (04/23/2012) [-]
Don't thumb this guy down for being right. If we're pretending that the stories from the bible are true for the sake of the joke, then we should consider what this guy is saying. Don't be an ass.
#7 - derppopotamus (04/23/2012) [-]
how can god have mercy and satan punish. god is more powerful and so has authority over satan, so if god has mercy then that would mean satan doesnt do anything. your statement has holes
User avatar #12 - thecatholic (04/24/2012) [-]
Yes, but neither will God assist those who reject him entirely. Basically, God doesn't damn people, people just refuse to go to Heaven by not taking the path. I'm not really a theological lawyer, so don't take my words completely literally.
User avatar #10 - SACAPUNTAS (04/24/2012) [-]
God let's bad things happen. As bad as most people will immediately think this is, so do I sometimes. But he does not make the bad things happen.
What I mean is he gave us free will, so we have the freedom of your own life choices. This goes back to Adam and Eve.
#14 - derppopotamus (04/24/2012) [-]
im not religious. but anyway i know god gave us free will and we have lead ourselves to do bad things but that just means god takes no action and satan does ie punishing the wrong doers and we are the bad but we have the choice to do good, leading me to think that satan is indifferent so not good or bad just gods device. sorry for possibly retarded statement
User avatar #15 - SACAPUNTAS (04/25/2012) [-]
Well one, if God takes no action how do you know he doesn't?.. If a 10.0 earthquake were to devastate the world at this very moment and God intervenes, how would you ever know he saved us? You should be happy and grateful for your own life and he allows us to find pleasure in helping others..
And two, Satan enjoys thoroughly people's suffering, which is why he does it. God gives us the choice of two paths, and when we pick the wrong one he grieves with us just as much, if not more so.
And no you had a lot of good points i understand..
#6 - anonymous (04/23/2012) [-]
then gods a dick
#2 - Comment deleted 04/23/2012 on What's a title? 0
#1 - Comment deleted 04/23/2012 on What's a title? 0
#18 - ******* THIS. WTFFFFFFF. 04/23/2012 on How bad is it? +1
#6 - the freaky thing is that parasites can realistically lay eggs … 04/22/2012 on Most Horrifying Parasite Ever +1
#14 - hey im sorry i was out today and i never saw your comment, but… 04/22/2012 on littlek's profile 0
#113 - shat a dissapointed brick mfw i posted this picture a year ago… 04/14/2012 on this picture is epic in at... +1
#13 - YOU sir are a fountain of knowledge. thank you so much, you ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2012 on Bloody elfen lied +1
#14 - ltdlimited (03/13/2012) [-]
Please don't hate me if you don't like any of them, that's all I ask.
#11 - okay so i watched elfen lied and i can easily say its the best…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2012 on Bloody elfen lied +1
#15 - epie (07/19/2012) [-]
if you want my personal fav's pm me
#12 - ltdlimited (03/12/2012) [-]
I've never found anything like Elfen Lied. That aside here are some that I would suggest (whether or not they related to E L or not)

Clannad
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Spice and Wolf
Death Note
Eden of the East
Chobits
Angel Beats!
Gunslinger Girl (not what it sounds like, I really only liked season 2)
Kanon (2006 version)
Fruits Basket (if you like the more tender parts of E L)
and if you want silly bullshit, Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball.
Actual comedy? Azumanga Daioh.

User avatar #13 - SACAPUNTAS (03/13/2012) [-]
YOU sir are a fountain of knowledge. thank you so much, you have no idea how much easier you made my hunting. brofist.
#14 - ltdlimited (03/13/2012) [-]
Please don't hate me if you don't like any of them, that's all I ask.
#33 - same here. i could not put that in any better words than those… 03/12/2012 on Elfen lied comp (OC) 0
#74 - i seriously cant believe my eyes... elfen lied was the best th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2012 on No le +1
User avatar #89 - kingnarnode (03/12/2012) [-]
I watched it and i don't see whats so great about it. The plot sucks, the character development sucks.... literally everything about it sucks. Everyone is like, oh it's so deep and meaningful.... like wtf? how?
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User avatar #35 - lostfaux (03/16/2013) [-]
.-. did you died?
User avatar #34 - eeveemaster (08/16/2011) [-]
Dude my Spanish teacher loved saying sacapuntas because it sounds like a Spanish curse word
User avatar #32 - LookinHereWhy (05/29/2011) [-]
Dude why is your username "pencil sharpener"?!
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#17 to #16 - SACAPUNTAS (04/10/2011) [-]
hahah EPIC brofist.  
and thanks so much twinkiesp.. I really appreciate it. :D  
<---- How I feel right now.
hahah EPIC brofist.
and thanks so much twinkiesp.. I really appreciate it. :D
<---- How I feel right now.
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#9 to #8 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
THEN we's shall continue this epic conversation on MY profile.

Still having fun on facelibro, playing faaaaaaaaaaarmville ?.. U mad ?? x)
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#11 to #10 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha. DEWD. I lost my front page virginity yesterday.  
C:
Haha. DEWD. I lost my front page virginity yesterday.
C:
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User avatar #13 to #12 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha. Totes. You ever been on the front page ? :)
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#15 to #14 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha.... Not gonna lie, its really easy. If you just take some random good picture off reddit. THUMBGASM.
But yeah, haha.
How long you been on fj ?? :D
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#20 to #19 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
lmao. oh, coolio, foolio. i signed up in like '09 but didnt start using it till like.. a week ago baha. xD
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User avatar #22 to #21 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
how so, my double-named friend ??.. d:
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#24 to #23 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
AM I AWESOME clairejoy ?!?!?!?????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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#26 to #25 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
Chyeeeessssssss.......  
  
  
  
Lmao wait why'd we even start talking in the first place ?????.. x)
Chyeeeessssssss.......



Lmao wait why'd we even start talking in the first place ?????.. x)
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User avatar #28 to #27 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
yeah EXACTRY !!!!!!!! what wizardry is this !!!!!?
twas ?? tis. :D.... tisn't ?
baha... ohkay shakespeare. yes, that movie is bamftastic. it looks like it costed 5 bucks though... lmao. :p
#29 to #28 - clairejoy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 to #29 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
why you hate him ? cant even understand him ?? x)
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#6 - Taerocker (04/07/2011) [-]
Now that we're friends, we can overthrow !
...
jk.
#7 to #6 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
We can't overthrow Him, for he is invincible.
Jaykay guise. He's korean.
#4 - harleenquinzell (04/07/2011) [-]
****					 YEAH FRAAANNNSSS
**** YEAH FRAAANNNSSS
#5 to #4 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
TATS RIGHT.
TATS RIGHT.
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#1 - twinkiesp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 to #1 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
OH, LAWDY.
You're like the 69th person to tell me that....
I had no idea what it meant till I hit fj today. i heard it in espanol class one day, and i was like "LULZ. sounds like balls."
but now people are telling me it means pencil sharpener and im like
<<<<
but thanks for the heads-up. xDD
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