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#83 - You are SOOOOOOOOOO wrong.. I'm actually 15. 06/16/2012 on Twinkle toes -4
#160 - Oh. Well best of luck with your future cochiee endeavors t… 06/13/2012 on Never 0
#155 - Color me a pure idiot, but im really confuseed.. a post about …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2012 on Never 0
User avatar #158 - BabyPainter (06/13/2012) [-]
I'm not upset. It just so happened that I was browsing fj while texting and came across this post moments after I read the friend-zone text.
User avatar #160 - SACAPUNTAS (06/13/2012) [-]
Oh.
Well best of luck with your future cochiee endeavors then....
I'm a little curious how old are you? :b
#20 - :'c why.... 06/13/2012 on Feels +1
#78 - Why not love someone that's meant to love you back?.. (:  [+] (10 new replies) 06/13/2012 on Never +1
User avatar #80 - BabyPainter (06/13/2012) [-]
Oh no... I dont love him. I just wanna have sex with him. But while seducing him I was frien-zoned.
#155 - SACAPUNTAS (06/13/2012) [-]
Color me a pure idiot, but im really confuseed.. a post about that "perfect someone" got you upset because you were trying to pull off a one-night stand and got rejected? o,o
User avatar #158 - BabyPainter (06/13/2012) [-]
I'm not upset. It just so happened that I was browsing fj while texting and came across this post moments after I read the friend-zone text.
User avatar #160 - SACAPUNTAS (06/13/2012) [-]
Oh.
Well best of luck with your future cochiee endeavors then....
I'm a little curious how old are you? :b
#108 - mr skeltal (06/13/2012) [-]
You must be ugly, fat or both.

Worst case you must be a ginger.
User avatar #117 - BabyPainter (06/13/2012) [-]
Actually I'm not. Maybe its cause I dyed my hair red.
User avatar #105 - DoggyBouncer (06/13/2012) [-]
SEE. Girls can be just as shallow as guys.
User avatar #94 - mistressluna (06/13/2012) [-]
LOL
#99 - gmarrox (06/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #101 - mistressluna (06/13/2012) [-]
fuck
#8 - If that cat died by anything except natural causes, by rustles…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Feels 0
#16 - mr skeltal (06/13/2012) [-]
That's why they're by a car and two people are watching guiltily. Jimmie status = rustled.
User avatar #20 - SACAPUNTAS (06/13/2012) [-]
:'c why....
#64 - No problem, just trying to share some of the things I've come … 06/12/2012 on Childhood +1
#61 - Exactly. I mean, let's examine the dime a dozen, "beautif…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Childhood 0
User avatar #62 - nerdanonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
Thanks again, and that was an interesting way of putting it with the girl trying to be perfect. Also I love that little saying you had "the only way you can truly love something, is if you have truly hated it in the past"
User avatar #64 - SACAPUNTAS (06/12/2012) [-]
No problem, just trying to share some of the things I've come to believe in. They may not be perfect and fairytale-like, but nothing is.
#56 - Hey.. Thanks. Hearing you wishing me well, when your li… 06/12/2012 on Childhood 0
#55 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Childhood 0
User avatar #59 - nerdanonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
In my life I've learned that game of getting kicked in the teeth, as you worded it, and so far in my experience its just been better in the end standing back up. Trust me, there've been plenty of times where I just stayed down and it just got worse. I've learned that theres no callus that grows for it, you just have to keep taking it and getting back up.
Thank you for the compliment though, I don't think anybody's ever said something so nice to me
User avatar #61 - SACAPUNTAS (06/12/2012) [-]
Exactly. I mean, let's examine the dime a dozen, "beautiful", valley girl whose life consists of SO much "fun". She's so infatuated with being so damn perfect that when her life is near its end, she will realize she has never lived. As I always say, the only way you can truly love something, is if you have truly hated it in the past.. But meh. I ramble.
And psh, don't even try to apologize, it was honestly sublime being there for you and talking to you. Whatever you do, hang in there. I feel like you definitely have it in you.
User avatar #62 - nerdanonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
Thanks again, and that was an interesting way of putting it with the girl trying to be perfect. Also I love that little saying you had "the only way you can truly love something, is if you have truly hated it in the past"
User avatar #64 - SACAPUNTAS (06/12/2012) [-]
No problem, just trying to share some of the things I've come to believe in. They may not be perfect and fairytale-like, but nothing is.
#51 - Well, now this despair has made you a whole helluva lot wiser.…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Childhood +2
User avatar #53 - nerdanonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
I don't mean to sound sappy but those were great words. Inspirational. I appreciate it man.

And I wish the best for you if your hard times are still in phase, just take into consideration to realize that it'll get better and tough through it.
User avatar #56 - SACAPUNTAS (06/12/2012) [-]
Hey.. Thanks.
Hearing you wishing me well, when your life was much rougher, intimates to me that you are one hell of a guy. Most people break down when they are tormented, but it takes a truly worthy person to keep fighting. And that, my friend, is you.
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User avatar #59 - nerdanonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
In my life I've learned that game of getting kicked in the teeth, as you worded it, and so far in my experience its just been better in the end standing back up. Trust me, there've been plenty of times where I just stayed down and it just got worse. I've learned that theres no callus that grows for it, you just have to keep taking it and getting back up.
Thank you for the compliment though, I don't think anybody's ever said something so nice to me
User avatar #61 - SACAPUNTAS (06/12/2012) [-]
Exactly. I mean, let's examine the dime a dozen, "beautiful", valley girl whose life consists of SO much "fun". She's so infatuated with being so damn perfect that when her life is near its end, she will realize she has never lived. As I always say, the only way you can truly love something, is if you have truly hated it in the past.. But meh. I ramble.
And psh, don't even try to apologize, it was honestly sublime being there for you and talking to you. Whatever you do, hang in there. I feel like you definitely have it in you.
User avatar #62 - nerdanonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
Thanks again, and that was an interesting way of putting it with the girl trying to be perfect. Also I love that little saying you had "the only way you can truly love something, is if you have truly hated it in the past"
User avatar #64 - SACAPUNTAS (06/12/2012) [-]
No problem, just trying to share some of the things I've come to believe in. They may not be perfect and fairytale-like, but nothing is.
#43 - Well how was it like my good sir?..  [+] (12 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Childhood 0
User avatar #45 - nerdanonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
In a nut shell: I bullied through out every school year, had literally 0 friends growing up, my parents were never around and I pretty much lived home alone most of the time, right when my parents and family in general started showing up in my life my grandma went in for intensive surgery and was slowly dying so everyone was at the hospital, leaving me alone again, then my dad came home one day and told me he wasn't coming back and never did.
#51 - SACAPUNTAS (06/12/2012) [-]
Well, now this despair has made you a whole helluva lot wiser.
I'm sure your past despondence is something you definitely don't enjoy looking back upon, but you know the world and how it actually is better than most people do.Trust me, I've had a bad life too, but when it comes to breaking down completely or becoming strong from this, the latter is definitely the best path to take.. Only you can make your life a life that you are proud of in the end.

tl;dr Life is a huge kick-in-the-teeth test, and it's best to accept the unfairness and pass.
User avatar #53 - nerdanonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
I don't mean to sound sappy but those were great words. Inspirational. I appreciate it man.

And I wish the best for you if your hard times are still in phase, just take into consideration to realize that it'll get better and tough through it.
User avatar #56 - SACAPUNTAS (06/12/2012) [-]
Hey.. Thanks.
Hearing you wishing me well, when your life was much rougher, intimates to me that you are one hell of a guy. Most people break down when they are tormented, but it takes a truly worthy person to keep fighting. And that, my friend, is you.
#55 - SACAPUNTAS has deleted their comment.
User avatar #59 - nerdanonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
In my life I've learned that game of getting kicked in the teeth, as you worded it, and so far in my experience its just been better in the end standing back up. Trust me, there've been plenty of times where I just stayed down and it just got worse. I've learned that theres no callus that grows for it, you just have to keep taking it and getting back up.
Thank you for the compliment though, I don't think anybody's ever said something so nice to me
User avatar #61 - SACAPUNTAS (06/12/2012) [-]
Exactly. I mean, let's examine the dime a dozen, "beautiful", valley girl whose life consists of SO much "fun". She's so infatuated with being so damn perfect that when her life is near its end, she will realize she has never lived. As I always say, the only way you can truly love something, is if you have truly hated it in the past.. But meh. I ramble.
And psh, don't even try to apologize, it was honestly sublime being there for you and talking to you. Whatever you do, hang in there. I feel like you definitely have it in you.
User avatar #62 - nerdanonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
Thanks again, and that was an interesting way of putting it with the girl trying to be perfect. Also I love that little saying you had "the only way you can truly love something, is if you have truly hated it in the past"
User avatar #64 - SACAPUNTAS (06/12/2012) [-]
No problem, just trying to share some of the things I've come to believe in. They may not be perfect and fairytale-like, but nothing is.
User avatar #46 - nerdanonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
*I was bulied
#48 - mr skeltal (06/12/2012) [-]
That was an important mistake.... :)
User avatar #49 - nerdanonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
yeah after I posted it I went to proof it and I noticed that lol, you're right though it was a very important catch
#67 - Last one bro. It's supposed to be relatable. 06/12/2012 on Love hurts +3
#61 - Sure, accuse us of the absence of testicles. Going out there a… 06/12/2012 on Love hurts +1
#43 - This.. kinda sorta made my day...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2012 on When you were little: +31
#119 - dubzzzz (06/05/2012) [-]
Kramer thread?
#241 - pistro (06/05/2012) [-]
#281 - Picture 06/05/2012 on Born in the right Generation +1
#210 - Bro, its because you cant be amused by a simple joke that was … 06/03/2012 on Rapebending -1
#198 - Yeah, and it was funny and this is funnyjunk. Guys, im no… 06/03/2012 on Rapebending -1
#195 - Comment deleted 06/03/2012 on Rapebending 0
#173 - Whoah let me think oh yeah because it was funny, and it made 2…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2012 on Rapebending -2
#180 - mr skeltal (06/03/2012) [-]
Whoah let me think oh yeah because FUCK OFF
#382 - **SACAPUNTAS rolls 45** ......... 06/02/2012 on Comp of Facts 6 0
#29 - READ THIS IN ROKU'S VOICE a mi gusta. 06/01/2012 on The elemental wipeout +1
#174 - Has anyone else realized you never really see the back of toph… 06/01/2012 on Never fixed that, huh? +1
#189 - What. ze. **** . 05/31/2012 on Four Dimensional "Cube" 0
#236 - Saw this and all I thought of was the disturbing animal gore t… 05/31/2012 on cat hit by truck 0
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User avatar #35 - lostfaux (03/16/2013) [-]
.-. did you died?
User avatar #34 - eeveemaster (08/16/2011) [-]
Dude my Spanish teacher loved saying sacapuntas because it sounds like a Spanish curse word
User avatar #32 - LookinHereWhy (05/29/2011) [-]
Dude why is your username "pencil sharpener"?!
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#17 to #16 - SACAPUNTAS (04/10/2011) [-]
hahah EPIC brofist.  
and thanks so much twinkiesp.. I really appreciate it. :D  
<---- How I feel right now.
hahah EPIC brofist.
and thanks so much twinkiesp.. I really appreciate it. :D
<---- How I feel right now.
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#9 to #8 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
THEN we's shall continue this epic conversation on MY profile.

Still having fun on facelibro, playing faaaaaaaaaaarmville ?.. U mad ?? x)
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#11 to #10 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha. DEWD. I lost my front page virginity yesterday.  
C:
Haha. DEWD. I lost my front page virginity yesterday.
C:
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User avatar #13 to #12 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha. Totes. You ever been on the front page ? :)
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#15 to #14 - SACAPUNTAS (04/09/2011) [-]
Haha.... Not gonna lie, its really easy. If you just take some random good picture off reddit. THUMBGASM.
But yeah, haha.
How long you been on fj ?? :D
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#20 to #19 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
lmao. oh, coolio, foolio. i signed up in like '09 but didnt start using it till like.. a week ago baha. xD
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User avatar #22 to #21 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
how so, my double-named friend ??.. d:
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#24 to #23 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
AM I AWESOME clairejoy ?!?!?!?????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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#26 to #25 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
Chyeeeessssssss.......  
  
  
  
Lmao wait why'd we even start talking in the first place ?????.. x)
Chyeeeessssssss.......



Lmao wait why'd we even start talking in the first place ?????.. x)
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User avatar #28 to #27 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
yeah EXACTRY !!!!!!!! what wizardry is this !!!!!?
twas ?? tis. :D.... tisn't ?
baha... ohkay shakespeare. yes, that movie is bamftastic. it looks like it costed 5 bucks though... lmao. :p
#29 to #28 - clairejoy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 to #29 - SACAPUNTAS (04/11/2011) [-]
why you hate him ? cant even understand him ?? x)
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#6 - Taerocker (04/07/2011) [-]
Now that we're friends, we can overthrow !
...
jk.
#7 to #6 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
We can't overthrow Him, for he is invincible.
Jaykay guise. He's korean.
#4 - harleenquinzell (04/07/2011) [-]
****					 YEAH FRAAANNNSSS
**** YEAH FRAAANNNSSS
#5 to #4 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
TATS RIGHT.
TATS RIGHT.
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#2 to #1 - SACAPUNTAS (04/07/2011) [-]
OH, LAWDY.
You're like the 69th person to tell me that....
I had no idea what it meant till I hit fj today. i heard it in espanol class one day, and i was like "LULZ. sounds like balls."
but now people are telling me it means pencil sharpener and im like
<<<<
but thanks for the heads-up. xDD
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