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User avatar #27 - lokiwins (12/18/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
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Any time a character reminds you that they are essentially an anime archetype is "weaboo moment." Most of the dialogue reminds me of my highschool anime club, and that's not a good thing.
User avatar #14 - Rukioish (12/18/2014) [-]
Lol you're blowing my mind right now but maybe thats cuz its so late at night.
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Her eggs can be fertilizer by both males, which causes her to have young of both orientations.
#45 - thesoulseeker (19 hours ago) [-]
Just a small correction. That would cause part of her young to be smart & small and part of her young to be big & strong, it will not make her young both smart and strong.
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Yeah I meant that but my wording kind of made it sound like her young will be a bit of both.
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Thank you, random guy on the internet. I now have more knowledge.
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You're welcome.
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User avatar #143 to #142 - Rukioish (07/15/2014) [-]
Thanks I guess?
User avatar #138 - inkfox (08/27/2013) [-]
Hey dude,sorry to bug you but I need some help.
Do you know anyone who can help me with some cover art for a fantasy story?
User avatar #139 to #138 - Rukioish (08/27/2013) [-]
best place for random requests would be deviant art I suppose. Find an artist you like and shoot them an email.
User avatar #140 to #139 - inkfox (08/27/2013) [-]
I would do that but most people want to be paid for their work.
(I'm not saying I dislike it that they charge but I don't really have a credit card...or any money for that matter.)
User avatar #136 - newforomador (07/29/2013) [-]
I must say, nice comment that you made, and I salute your sacrifice.
User avatar #137 to #136 - Rukioish (07/29/2013) [-]
I uh... I haven't been banned yet.
User avatar #134 - inkfox (04/21/2013) [-]
Hi
you know the fanfic I spoke about on the furry board about Vaas.
In your honest opinion would it be better in first or third person?
User avatar #135 to #134 - Rukioish (04/22/2013) [-]
first. you could better exemplify Vaas's way of thought and his process as he goes crazy.
User avatar #133 - inkfox (04/20/2013) [-]
Hey bro did you get my notification?
User avatar #130 - inkfox (01/19/2013) [-]
Hey bro just a heads up on the wall story and I need some advice.
I'm changing the story from 1st person to 3rd because I'm a guy and describing stuff from a girls point of view could be difficult
and the way I'm having Naomi and Jake growing closer is as follows
Naomi is asked by her dad (Who is on vacation) to get a pen drive with some important work on it from his office.On her way up she runs into Jake and a friend planting fireworks,spray painting stuff on the walls and just generally ******* the place up.The reason,before you ask is because the individual who runs the company recently said that wolves and dogs deserve to be where they are.Naomi comes along right at the worst time when they are finishing up by setting off fireworks in the boss'
office she notices them because her dads office is right next to the boss'.This attracts a lot of attention and Naomi,Jake and Chris(Jake's friend) have to make a run for it.They get away and Naomi has to lay low with Jake and Chris for a few days (They get onto the other side of the wall and then its shut off for a few days just after they get through,no one in or out)
Good Idea or bad Idea
User avatar #131 to #130 - Rukioish (01/19/2013) [-]
sounds good to me. I prefer 3rd person too, it's easy and you can convey a lot of information.
User avatar #132 to #131 - inkfox (01/19/2013) [-]
I'll start writing now!!!
User avatar #124 - inkfox (01/17/2013) [-]
I got a few more suggestions for the name just wanted to run 'em past you
Sofush-Pau
Iska Bear
Fruit Oshuu
Monshu Fox
Kusha
Any good?
User avatar #125 to #124 - Rukioish (01/17/2013) [-]
out of that list, Kusha is my favorite.
User avatar #126 to #125 - inkfox (01/17/2013) [-]
I quite like oshuu without fruit in front of it
User avatar #127 to #126 - Rukioish (01/17/2013) [-]
that's a good one too.
User avatar #128 to #127 - inkfox (01/17/2013) [-]
The question still has a few days I'll leave it up and see if I get anything better
User avatar #129 to #128 - Rukioish (01/17/2013) [-]
haha alrite lemme know if any better ones come up.
User avatar #122 - inkfox (01/15/2013) [-]
I've got 2 good results fir the animal name Via Yahoo answers
Kitsune or Pandaron
Should I leave the question open or choose one of these
User avatar #123 to #122 - Rukioish (01/15/2013) [-]
kitsune is japanese for fox. The other name is pretty good thou.
User avatar #116 - inkfox (01/14/2013) [-]
Bro did you get my last message about the pet for emi or did you miss it?
User avatar #117 to #116 - Rukioish (01/14/2013) [-]
yeah I saw it but I couldn't think of a good name, so I was thinking about it then I forgot. :D
User avatar #118 to #117 - inkfox (01/14/2013) [-]
Makes perfect sense
I thought you were ignoring me :(
User avatar #119 to #118 - Rukioish (01/14/2013) [-]
nope, it just slipped my mind.
User avatar #120 to #119 - inkfox (01/14/2013) [-]
oh thank god.
I'll keep thinking,if you have any ideas let me know and if I figure it out I'll let you know.
User avatar #121 to #120 - Rukioish (01/14/2013) [-]
haha alright. I'll let ya know if I think of anything.
User avatar #115 - inkfox (01/13/2013) [-]
Hey Ruki
I'm thinking of Emi buying or possibly finding a pet in ugandini (The city in the last part of the story)
that's like a cross between a red panda (being red),a ferret (Being small) and a fennec fox (Having large ears and a bushy tail)
I spent all day today and yesterday attempting to come up for a name for this delightful little creature with no result,any ideas?
if it helps they live in bamboo forests in osana and like fruit,specifically apples.
User avatar #109 - inkfox (01/04/2013) [-]
Sup Ruki I need a slight hand,what kind of apartment does sonny have in the film big daddy?
User avatar #110 to #109 - Rukioish (01/04/2013) [-]
oh, that's like a condo, or a flat i guess.
User avatar #111 to #110 - inkfox (01/04/2013) [-]
Would it be possible for jake to own a condo that was his dads and he shares it with a friend of his?
Sorry I went afk for a while
User avatar #112 to #111 - Rukioish (01/04/2013) [-]
yeah that'd be fine. Condo's are things you usually own, or rent from someone you know.
User avatar #113 to #112 - inkfox (01/04/2013) [-]
Cool thanks
Sorry for the late reply my internet's being a bithc
User avatar #114 to #113 - Rukioish (01/04/2013) [-]
haha no problem, im always busy doing my own thing anyway
User avatar #105 - inkfox (12/06/2012) [-]
okay I am just about to get onto the second meeting of Jake and Naomi but I need one thing,what type of river is the LA river,you know the kind with the two dry parts on either side.
User avatar #106 to #105 - Rukioish (12/06/2012) [-]
it's still a river, the dry parts are just banks or flood plains.
User avatar #107 to #106 - inkfox (12/06/2012) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #108 to #107 - Rukioish (12/06/2012) [-]
no problemo
User avatar #103 - inkfox (11/25/2012) [-]
Hi
I have a few ideas for the second meeting in the wall story and I wan't to know what seems best.
1. Naomi is getting mugged and Jake turns up
or
2. Naomi's bike breaks down and Jake,owning a bike himself and having a reasonable knowledge of bikes and how they work,gives her a hand

User avatar #104 to #103 - Rukioish (11/25/2012) [-]
i like the second one better.
User avatar #96 - inkfox (11/19/2012) [-]
Just a quick thing I may add Coyotes, Hyenas and jackals to the "lower class" group of people if you will,is this a good Idea,they are canines after all (except hyenas they're Hyaenidaes,assuming I spelled that correctly)
User avatar #97 to #96 - Rukioish (11/19/2012) [-]
it makes sense to have them... and hyenas as a lower class is a fantastic idea, since they aren't even real dogs, they just appear to be. I feel like Jakals should be high ranking though, since they are more regal...
User avatar #98 to #97 - inkfox (11/19/2012) [-]
High as in other side of the wall or on the poor side but treated better?
(sorry I was AFK)
User avatar #99 to #98 - Rukioish (11/19/2012) [-]
other side of the wall. I mean seriously, Jackals are practically gods in Egyptian mythology.
User avatar #100 to #99 - inkfox (11/19/2012) [-]
Okay , do you know any other animals which could be on the lower side of the wall
(AFK again my bad)
User avatar #101 to #100 - Rukioish (11/19/2012) [-]
dingos, coyotes, hyenas, can't think of many more xD
User avatar #102 to #101 - inkfox (11/19/2012) [-]
Dingoes, okay thanks.
User avatar #91 - inkfox (11/18/2012) [-]
Hi I need a hand
As you've probably guessed Jake is the wolf that Naomi helps bring the wall down
At the moment I've had the idea of having them meet again in part 3,this is why I was asking about the outside thing.
But I need to know if this is too early for them to meet again
User avatar #92 to #91 - Rukioish (11/18/2012) [-]
all depends on how they meet really. As long as its organic, it doesn't matter. It will help build their relationship.
User avatar #93 to #92 - inkfox (11/18/2012) [-]
well,they meet in a motorcycle accident,they both have a bike and they hit each other,unless this is too much
User avatar #94 to #93 - inkfox (11/18/2012) [-]
Is this too much?
Should I have them meet some other way?
User avatar #95 to #94 - Rukioish (11/18/2012) [-]
maybe that's a bit much. They should meet in a more organic way. Bumping into each other at a cafe or seeing each other at park. Something both characters would do, and make it seem like a coincidence.
User avatar #77 - inkfox (11/12/2012) [-]
Need one more wee bit of help today,would it be a good Idea if certain wolves and dogs with no major criminal history (Murder and such) were allowed outside of the barrier on certain conditions like only from 10:00 am till 4:00 pm and only in a certain district.
or is this a ****** idea
User avatar #78 to #77 - Rukioish (11/12/2012) [-]
if it pertains to the story, then it's fine. Like if you had a character see how great the world outside is, but you had he be abused by humans.

I could work as long it's relevant to the plot.
User avatar #81 to #78 - inkfox (11/13/2012) [-]
Another Idea:if you're properly loaded,like a millionaire,you can get yourself and your family on the other side of the barrier.
Before you ask how they would get the money.
Inventing something great
Starting a company
wining it (Casion lottery)
User avatar #82 to #81 - Rukioish (11/13/2012) [-]
good so far, it's really cool, but I don't think Naomi seems like the kind of person to be cussing that much. As far as the money thing, it makes sense, since money = power almost everywhere.
User avatar #83 to #82 - inkfox (11/13/2012) [-]
She doesn't cuss that much she's just thoroughly pissed off
User avatar #84 to #83 - inkfox (11/13/2012) [-]
That much *Usually
User avatar #85 to #84 - Rukioish (11/13/2012) [-]
also, does she not have any ID on her to prove shes not a dog? That's a big oversight.
User avatar #86 to #85 - inkfox (11/13/2012) [-]
Fair enough,I'll get right onto that .But she was arrested for suspicious activity.
This would be in the story but I'll tell you now
Five years before the story is set someone tried to bring the wall down with C4 and there are groups that aren't dogs and wolves which wish to see wolves free,so anyone near the wall late at night is suspicious
Also it isn't hinted till part 2 but Naomi is an adult,the police contacted her closest relative.(Just clearing this up)
User avatar #87 to #86 - Rukioish (11/13/2012) [-]
Oh ok. But why did she NEED to be near the wall? you need a pretty good reason.
User avatar #88 to #87 - inkfox (11/13/2012) [-]
shortcut
or
the fastest way was shut off and that was the 2nd fastest
User avatar #89 to #88 - Rukioish (11/13/2012) [-]
Is that worth risking jail time though?
User avatar #90 to #89 - inkfox (11/13/2012) [-]
She didn't actually expect to be arrested or even know that she would be stopped
User avatar #79 to #78 - inkfox (11/13/2012) [-]
heres part 1 and 1.5
My mom always told me to stay away from the wall,the wall that split Detroit almost in half.When I was younger she said that there were people near there who would hurt me or...worse.I never really understood why wolves and dogs were so bad.I'd seen the old footage of the riots from five years ago and then I understood perfectly why they were seperated from us;it wasn't to stop them,it was to protect us.
I tried my best to stay away from the wall,but I didn't really have a choice that day.
I was just walking along beside the wall,then I saw a cop car behind me,I sped up a little but so did they.Then they stopped me.
"Mind telling me your name"One of the officers said as he took out his notebook
"Naomi"I said"Naomi White"
"Mind telling me what you're doing here,beside the wall,at this time"
"Nothing I'm going home"
He just looked at me.
"Maybe you should come with us"He said
"Um no"I said"I'm fine"
Then he grabbed me and put me in cuffs without a warning.
"It wasn't a request kid"He said as he shoved me in the back
"You can't do this"I yelled at him
"If I have suspicion that you're up to something then I can.And I will"Then he slammed the door.
It only got worse from there.When we reached the first gate,he turned and drove through the checkpoint.
"No I'm not from here"I said"I'm full fox come on"
"Shut up"One of the cops said
I kicked the grate,if it wasn't there I would have kicked him in the back of the head.Then we stopped,I thought he was gonna get out and beat the **** out of me but we were already at the station.
He dragged me inside and put me in a cell.
"Come on"I yelled"Let me go you ******* "
He opened the eye gap and said"You're already in trouble for resisting arrest and suspicious activity you wanna add verbal abuse to that list?"
I sat down in the corner and just stared at him.
"Good girl"He said
User avatar #80 to #79 - inkfox (11/13/2012) [-]
I sat there for hours until the door opened and the ****** who arrested me was standing there.
"Guess what?"He said"We found you a little friend"
Then a wolf in a white shirt,a pair of black cargo pants and a pair of white trainers was thrown in by another two cops and he landed on his back then he just lay there for a few minutes.
"What are you in for?"He said at last
"Nothing"I said
He sat up and looked at me,then he just fell back and said softly
"Well **** "
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing, nothing,just your type doesn't seem to like my type much"
Then the door opened again and there were my parents,looking a mix of worried and insanely pissed off.
"Naomi"My dad said"We can't get you out yet,the police want to ask a few..."He looked at the wolf still lying on the floor"...questions.We can get you tomorow so you're just gonna have to stay here"
"We would give you a better cell"The cop said"but this ,umm, individual is the safest we have in at the moment,don't worry,he's all bark and no bite.Ain't that right Jake"
Jake just gave him the finger.
"I know the kid,you'll be fine"The cop said "You have my word"Then he looked at Jake and he shut the door
"Well now you've been introduced to the district's finest"Jake said as he finally pulled himself to his feet and dusted himself off.I was obvious why he didn't get up before,he was pissed.
"Are you drunk?"I asked
"Whaaat me"He said"Noooo"
I stared at him.
"Maybe a little"He said
Then he collapsed onto one of the beds and instantly fell asleep.He had the right idea,so I jast lay down and tried to get some You need to login to view this link didn't exactly help that there was someone my mom always told me to avoid sleeping across from me.
User avatar #64 - inkfox (11/12/2012) [-]
I need help with the wall story,What city in the US could a favela be built in
User avatar #65 to #64 - Rukioish (11/12/2012) [-]
Favela? Like in Brazil?
User avatar #66 to #65 - inkfox (11/12/2012) [-]
Yeah,I want the other side of the wall to have an authentic slum feel to it
The further in you go the worse the conditions are
User avatar #68 to #66 - Rukioish (11/12/2012) [-]
oh a city in the US. hang on lemme think.
User avatar #67 to #66 - Rukioish (11/12/2012) [-]
So like a place like Rio?
User avatar #69 to #67 - inkfox (11/12/2012) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #70 to #69 - Rukioish (11/12/2012) [-]
maybe some place in florida. Like Liberty City.
User avatar #71 to #70 - inkfox (11/12/2012) [-]
Anywhere else,I can't find any descent pics to help me decide
User avatar #72 to #71 - Rukioish (11/12/2012) [-]
Why not somewhere like Detroit, that place is slumsville.
User avatar #73 to #72 - inkfox (11/12/2012) [-]
Is it possible to build a favela without a hill or is that a requirement?
User avatar #74 to #73 - Rukioish (11/12/2012) [-]
i think Favela is just a fancy way of saying slum. A few of them are built on flat land too. I'd say if you are using the term Favela you should pick somewhere in Brazil. Otherwise call it a slum or ghetto. It wouldn't apply to anywhere in the US.
User avatar #75 to #74 - inkfox (11/12/2012) [-]
Fair enough ,thanks I may have part 1 up tonight...may
User avatar #76 to #75 - Rukioish (11/12/2012) [-]
cool, look forward to seeing it either today or tomorrow.
User avatar #55 - inkfox (11/09/2012) [-]
Ok I thought I would post this because I need to know if this is a good Idea
I planned something else but left it until now,please tell me if it's any good
it's based on equality and it was inspired by the whole Berlin wall thing.
this is the basic jist of the story.
A wall has been put up separating one group of people from the other,Currently it's wolves and dogs being sperated from the rest (humans,foxes etc.)
Then basically one of the "highers" (A fox maybe) meets a "lower" and slowly they try to bring the wall down
it starts of small,protests work strikes
then gets more serious after a while
Any good
(Be honest)
User avatar #56 to #55 - Rukioish (11/09/2012) [-]
If you're going with a personified animal story leave humans out of it. The story is a bit cliche though, unless you can write a decent back story for the wall and the reason why the dogs were exiled.
User avatar #57 to #56 - inkfox (11/09/2012) [-]
one step ahead of you
some of the dogs and wolves tended to be violent because they didn't have the same rights as the rest of the animals and so they rioted,one particular riot got out of hand and killed a young woman's father and so she started a campaign which ended up in Washington,the president (at the time,which by the way is set in the 2020's....maybe) decided to separate wolves and dogs in separate districts.This didn't work,more riots started and then finally walls were raised one day.The districts were nice...at first,they tried to keep the dogs and wolves moderatley happy(despite the fact a huge ******* wall seperated them from everyone else).Gangs were started,drugs started circulating and soon it was a slum.
User avatar #58 to #57 - Rukioish (11/09/2012) [-]
so dogs can communicate with humans or what? If they are normal dogs I think humans would just kill all the dogs rather than leave them alive.
User avatar #60 to #58 - inkfox (11/09/2012) [-]
Oh just remembered it's gonna be from a first person perspective
User avatar #59 to #58 - inkfox (11/09/2012) [-]
They're just like furries if I understand what that question means
(Sorry it's a little confusing)
yes they can communicate was humans and such
User avatar #61 to #59 - Rukioish (11/09/2012) [-]
So they are anthro then.
User avatar #62 to #61 - inkfox (11/09/2012) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #63 to #62 - Rukioish (11/09/2012) [-]
well its a decent premise, I'd like to read an excerpt or two to get a feel for it.
User avatar #52 - inkfox (11/08/2012) [-]
I need help.The uncontrolled land is only uncontrolled because of one of the following reasons please tell me which one is best.
Escorion and Ibus aren't exactly friends and the land was deemed no mans land to prevent further conflict over the land
or
There is currently a war going on (I quite like the Idea of Emi and Raiden being caught in the middle of a battle)
User avatar #53 to #52 - Rukioish (11/08/2012) [-]
war makes more sense. If hey really hated each other, they'd constantly be trying to take the no mans land anyway.
User avatar #54 to #53 - inkfox (11/08/2012) [-]
Okay thanks
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