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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/04/2007
Last Login:4/09/2012
Location:North Fort Myers
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4042
Comment Ranking:#43710
Highest Content Rank:#178
Highest Comment Rank:#2230
Content Thumbs: 32400 total,  36146 ,  3746
Comment Thumbs: 2390 total,  3165 ,  775
Content Level Progress: 40% (400/1000)
Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:76
Content Views:140047
Times Content Favorited:2185 times
Total Comments Made:1558
FJ Points:25522
Favorite Tags: fail (14) | FUNNYJUNK (13) | facebook (12) | Roswell (11) | up (6) | sign (5) | comic (4) | interrupting bit (4) | meme (4) | Pokemon (4) | post (4) | Stupid (4) | troll (4) | Bacon (3) | Captcha (3) | Class (3) | content (3) | forever (3) | front (3) | fuck (3)
If you like my content (it's almost all OC) add me as a friend or "like" my facebook page. http://www.facebook.com/KCufProductions

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#2 - So, that's how it's done. *scratches chin* 11/08/2010 on Whiny Bitch 0
#4 - Dude, it's a fact of FJ. I thumbed, though. I think when peopl… 11/08/2010 on No Dawg. +4
#2 - This made me so happy. :D  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2010 on No Dawg. +1
User avatar #3 - CaptainSarcastic (11/08/2010) [-]
The 200+ views and +11 thumbs however make me a very sad man.
User avatar #4 - Roswell (11/08/2010) [-]
Dude, it's a fact of FJ. I thumbed, though. I think when people feel "meh" they just don't thumb. They don't want to be mean, but they didn't really find it funny. However, I think this should be on the front page.
#4 - Haha, epic. 11/08/2010 on middle school LIKE A BOSS +3
#1 - Dick move. Not funny at all.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/08/2010 on Fun with the homeless +3
User avatar #2 - lethargus (11/08/2010) [-]
Yeah, that was shit.... Freaking hurting people less fortunate...douchebag asshole
#3 - Kalypso (11/08/2010) [-]
He tried to stop himself because he CLEARLY saw he wasn't going to make it. He tried to put his feet down. Chances are, they we're filming a video, asked him to sit their so they could jump him......and they fucked up. no one just jumps on a bicycle and accurately enough hits a homeless guy in the head with the back of their tire...fucktard.
User avatar #5 - lethargus (11/08/2010) [-]
And explain to me, since when is it a good idea to jump people?
#6 - Kalypso (11/09/2010) [-]
Hmmm, I don't know, maybe when your fuckin' paid to get good pictures of you doing stupid shit, because you get paid thousands of dollars? Jackass ring a bell? Herp derp.
User avatar #7 - lethargus (11/09/2010) [-]
It's called "Jackass" for a reason.
#4 - anonymous (11/08/2010) [-]
I really hope you realize that you're calling this guy a fucktard when you are spelling half of the shit in you comment wrong. Good job! :D
#2 - I'd buy two. 11/08/2010 on Oh, Spidey +1
#1 - He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart. 11/08/2010 on FINISH HIM! +1
#17 - http://www.myspace.com/grammarclub 11/07/2010 on The Great FJ Orchestra Project 0
#5 - Well, yes. lol 11/07/2010 on Otamatone +1
#3 - Damn, Japan, you're weird.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2010 on Otamatone +1
User avatar #4 - Javascap (11/07/2010) [-]
Isn't that a good thing?
User avatar #5 - Roswell (11/07/2010) [-]
Well, yes. lol
#2 - Sometimes you just gotta love your parents. :) 11/07/2010 on Brought a tear to my eye 0
#1 - Don't tell me what to do. 11/07/2010 on Do not fall down stairs +2
#1 - Well shooped. :) 11/07/2010 on Forever Alone +4
#12 - Why did this make me laugh? 11/07/2010 on POTATO +3
#6 - What is this, I don't even... 11/07/2010 on i am a hand, on a guitar 0
#1 - Haha, love it! 11/07/2010 on 9.11. sock 0
#2 - This person can have all my internets.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2010 on The Final Countdown like... 0
#3 - anonymous (11/07/2010) [-]
fuck the internets, he can have my computers forever!
#3 - It's from the Onion... 11/07/2010 on FAIL. +1
#2 - zomg! You're from the area?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2010 on Art 0
User avatar #4 - MrDrProfessor (11/06/2010) [-]
dude me too
User avatar #3 - PenguinsOfMars (11/06/2010) [-]
239, yep.
#3 - I have that tattoo between my shoulder blades. I got it one ye… 11/05/2010 on V (2 of 2) monologue +1
#2 - Learn to screen cap.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2010 on Japan to China 0
User avatar #4 - Kraft (11/02/2010) [-]
?
#2 - Would you like a hard candy, sonny? 11/01/2010 on Oderus Urungus 0
#3 - Sound of Madness- Shinedown  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2010 on Slow motion cat +1
User avatar #4 - TheShadowMan (11/01/2010) [-]
Nice, mine was the superman theme song, original :D
#1 - That's hilarious, but at the same time it saddens me that ther… 11/01/2010 on wendy's review WIN 0
#4 - Ah, kk. 10/31/2010 on Fugly on the News +1
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#91 - circuit (03/01/2012) [-]
ok here it be
#90 - circuit (03/01/2012) [-]
check it ^.^
#89 - circuit (02/29/2012) [-]
just some collar to see what it looks like
User avatar #84 - TheBarneyStinson (11/26/2011) [-]
I CAN'T FIND YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE. This link http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kcuf-Productions/443386460231 just redirects to http://www.facebook.com/home.php
Help?
User avatar #85 to #84 - Roswell (11/29/2011) [-]
It worked for me. Just search for K-Cuf Productions.
User avatar #82 - Omnicide ONLINE (11/16/2011) [-]
A copy/paste from your recent content.

The "love" and "hate" colums are both wrong. Also, there are other things to say.

First off, we hate Call of Duty because the majority of its multiplayer players are comparable to that of a daycare in the ghettos of Los Angeles and Detroit combined.

Second, you forgot the hypocritical part of what FJ has enmity towards, which is content such as this post.

Third, I don't see why people would be liking the ponies. Knowing what it is, it's basically like founding a religion that blesses all forms of cancer.

Fourth, you're not funny. If you are telling yourself that you are, then you must be as hilarious as the Cathy comics.

Fifth, I'm usually the one that enjoys being in the past because I believe the present is not very awarding and more punishing due to the idiocy of the people that I am surrounded by in society, but I know that I have already seen enough on FJ because I've seen it about as much times as I have seen this post.

Speaking of which, you made an ironic post because you state that FJ hates reposts yet you decided to put up content that have been brought up over and over.

Sixth, are you trying to influence FJ into doing the wrong things? You basically put up everything that represents what FJ is trying to avoid. Ranging from the already-abused nostalgia, the Skyrim bullcrap, not to mention the damn ponies, and most importantly: the one column that states what we should put down at the end of each post.

tl;dr You're the dumbest gayfuck by pulling this bullshit, and FJ hates you for it.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Roswell (11/16/2011) [-]
I love Cathy comics.
#80 - BeckyBones (10/02/2011) [-]
Just so you know. You're awesome.
Just so you know. You're awesome.
User avatar #76 - UsernamesSuck (05/09/2011) [-]
youve been here since 07

welldoone are you dissapointed as to what fj has now come to? (repots, thumbwhores, etc)
User avatar #77 to #76 - Roswell (05/09/2011) [-]
Yes and no. I love that the stream of content is more rapid and I don't have a problem with the new color. I actually found the green to be hard on the eyes. However, like you said, the reposts and thumb whores get on my nerves. Also, the deds. They're pointless. Thanks for checkin' my profile.
User avatar #78 to #77 - UsernamesSuck (05/09/2011) [-]
i mean the reposters and the thumb whores.

I love this colour too. easy ont he eyes, sexy. I didnt like green. or yellow for that matter
User avatar #75 - nutritiouspillz **User deleted account** (05/08/2011) [-]
You look like Jay from Clerks 2
User avatar #65 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/20/2011) [-]
Lol, lvl 23.
User avatar #66 to #65 - Roswell (01/20/2011) [-]
Yeah, but you're "popular" now. lol
User avatar #67 to #66 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/20/2011) [-]
Does that mean I get all the ladies now?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Roswell (01/20/2011) [-]
Haha, you never know. Worth a shot.
User avatar #60 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/18/2011) [-]
We're only 2 levels apart, I'm closing in on you!
User avatar #61 to #60 - Roswell (01/18/2011) [-]
Dude, you really shot through the ranks! Congrats!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/18/2011) [-]
7 out of my 13 uploads got front page!

U jelly?
User avatar #63 to #62 - Roswell (01/18/2011) [-]
Actually, yes. If I had that ratio I'd be in the top fifty, easily.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/18/2011) [-]
I do have some uploads in which I've put a lot of time but they only got like 20 thumbs or so :p

You should also keep up the good work! ^_^
User avatar #58 - badboywantsu (01/08/2011) [-]
saw your youtube video today, been a proud user for over a year :D
User avatar #59 to #58 - Roswell (01/08/2011) [-]
Which video? Either way thanks for watching.
User avatar #54 - Obscurity (12/22/2010) [-]
Aww come on, don't be butthurt lol I was just trollin
User avatar #55 to #54 - Roswell (12/22/2010) [-]
:D Oh you!
User avatar #56 to #55 - Obscurity (12/22/2010) [-]
xD

If only I could get famous on my troller account too I wouldn't have to apologize xD
User avatar #57 to #56 - Roswell (12/22/2010) [-]
LoL
User avatar #33 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
You could totally use your YouTube fame to get funnyjunk fame :o
User avatar #34 to #33 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Ha! People on here don't give two shits about my YouTube channel. Aside from my prank call, my vids would get thumbed down like crazy.
User avatar #35 to #34 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
Tell your youtube people to come here... You have what 20,000 subscribers? If you ask for a few thumbs at the end of a video and give a link your bound to get at least some ^^
User avatar #36 to #35 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
I've actually already made a video about FunnyJunk and I don't think it strengthened my FJ following at all. lol Thanks for watching, though. :)
User avatar #37 to #36 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
hey np ^^ I liked that video :D
User avatar #38 to #37 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Thanks! If you wanna spread the word and share my vids I always appreciate the help. lol
User avatar #39 to #38 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
I can try ^^ I don't have a huge fanbase :p I have you added to my favorite uploaders thingy on my profile
User avatar #40 to #39 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
You mean you're subscribed on FJ?
User avatar #41 to #40 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/user/fatmanjumprope

The people I like box on my YT profile ^^ and im subscribed
User avatar #42 to #41 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Ooooh lol. Awesome. Thanks! You've definitely bested me with FunnyJunk, though. I'm still lvl 22.
User avatar #43 to #42 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
heh... 1 year 3 failed accounts and countless hours of wasted time has awarded me level 24 :x Makes me feel bad when I see level 30+ that have been here for 3 months.
User avatar #44 to #43 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Yeah, imagine doing all that AND only ever uploading original content. People on here don't appreciate a creative mind. It's all memes and pokemon.
User avatar #45 to #44 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
Yeah, FJ is defiantly not a safe haven for Original content. Unless of course you're "Funnyjunk famous" Those guys take it way to seriously though.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Not to mention they're unfunny and uncreative. If they had any real talent they'd have their own website for comics. You think anyone would go out of there way to read dsend? Hell no.
User avatar #47 to #46 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
Indeed tis true... Honestly the only reason I think people still give a rat's ass and thumb is because they have somewhat decent artwork. Finally Comics are dieing down... Now we get to deal with the steaming pile of shit known as Complimations.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Oh, they've always been around. I'm sick of the "memes" that make the same basic joke every time. Or more recently the repost with the description "sorry if it's a repost, I've never seen it here". Do a damn search! lol
User avatar #49 to #48 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
Yep and frankly i'm getting tired of seeing all the: Top 10 STRANGEST DEATHS and the Top 10 best naked movie scenes... Sure it might be interesting but I come here to laugh.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Same here. I feel like now is when we should both cheers and take a sip of our beers.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Who's the third guy? Or am I drinking two?
User avatar #53 to #52 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
I don't know how to respond to that other than "lol" Dammit I guess you're getting two.
#31 - RonaldRegan (10/21/2010) [-]
NEEEAHHHHH
User avatar #32 to #31 - Roswell (10/21/2010) [-]
Oh my, what video is that from? lol
User avatar #29 - KingOfLulz (09/17/2010) [-]
hi
User avatar #30 to #29 - Roswell (09/17/2010) [-]
Hello
User avatar #26 - jayschroo (07/27/2010) [-]
that fb in the thing up there dnt work. i can has link?
User avatar #28 to #27 - jayschroo (07/28/2010) [-]
thank you :) i love yur vids
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