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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/04/2007
Last Login:4/09/2012
Location:North Fort Myers
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#1 - Fixed 12/13/2011 on So beautiful 0
#7 - Regardless, this post just makes you seem like a prick. He too… 12/13/2011 on Messing with friend on FB. +1
#5 - Yeah, dude. You sound like a prick. I'd delete you.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2011 on Messing with friend on FB. +1
User avatar #6 - kingbulbasaur (12/13/2011) [-]
Well, there's two ways of looking at it --
1) I'm a prick
or
2) He can't take a joke.

I'm going with the latter since I actually know him.~
User avatar #7 - Roswell (12/13/2011) [-]
Regardless, this post just makes you seem like a prick. He took the peaceful route of deleting your comment and you kept at it. Take a hint, it's not funny. Very un-bro like.
#365 - This man has an inner beard as thick as Rosie O'donnell's bush. 12/13/2011 on HATERS GONNA HATE (Moar in... +7
#678 - Hello there, Samantha. ;) 12/13/2011 on Halp a bro 0
#389 - As this quiz clearly does not apply to one subject I'm assumin… 12/13/2011 on exam answers lvl... 0
#14 - I'm sorry, but I made this. I even searched to see if anyone h… 12/12/2011 on Better Than Twilight 0
#3 - I do what I can. :D Thanks for being awesome! Have a thumb ! 12/12/2011 on Do Want! +1
#6 - As a very big Pokemon fan and someone with a brain I find your…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2011 on Pokemon +4
#8 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
EPIC WIN. *roll picture*
#4 - Clearly I do disagree. You can't deny the similarities. To arg…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2011 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #5 - afrikaner (12/12/2011) [-]
There are nun , there is no alternative reality in tom and Jerry , there is no comparing the two on any level , the biggest thing on your statement is that Gary was the dog who most of the time protected Jerry who according to you are saying is Ash , If im not mestaken ash and Gary were rivals not even to mention the fact that there are no companion story and character evolution in tom and jerry as a huge pokemon fan this is like comparing a Ferrari against a Beetle and justifying it you could more get away with comparing Pokemon to Digimon or Yu gi Ho however tom and Jerry is an insult
User avatar #6 - Roswell (12/12/2011) [-]
As a very big Pokemon fan and someone with a brain I find your existence insulting. Meowth is a cat. Pikachu is a mouse. The cat chases the mouse. The mouse wins. How is that NOT Tom and Jerry? The dog (Gary had an Eevee) did a lot of talk and not a lot of walk unless absolutely necessary. As stated he once came to Ash's aid. Please quit being a fucking moron.
#8 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
EPIC WIN. *roll picture*
#2 - You have a problem with Chapman?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2011 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #3 - afrikaner (12/12/2011) [-]
no hes awsume but that is not pokemon can you disagree ?
User avatar #4 - Roswell (12/12/2011) [-]
Clearly I do disagree. You can't deny the similarities. To argue your original point I think I've made a comparison between two beloved kids shows.
User avatar #5 - afrikaner (12/12/2011) [-]
There are nun , there is no alternative reality in tom and Jerry , there is no comparing the two on any level , the biggest thing on your statement is that Gary was the dog who most of the time protected Jerry who according to you are saying is Ash , If im not mestaken ash and Gary were rivals not even to mention the fact that there are no companion story and character evolution in tom and jerry as a huge pokemon fan this is like comparing a Ferrari against a Beetle and justifying it you could more get away with comparing Pokemon to Digimon or Yu gi Ho however tom and Jerry is an insult
User avatar #6 - Roswell (12/12/2011) [-]
As a very big Pokemon fan and someone with a brain I find your existence insulting. Meowth is a cat. Pikachu is a mouse. The cat chases the mouse. The mouse wins. How is that NOT Tom and Jerry? The dog (Gary had an Eevee) did a lot of talk and not a lot of walk unless absolutely necessary. As stated he once came to Ash's aid. Please quit being a fucking moron.
#8 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
EPIC WIN. *roll picture*
#2 - Broseidon is the God of the Brocean. 12/12/2011 on BRO +2
#184 - I find this easy to masturbate to.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2011 on troll physics +5
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#218 - Alchemyst (12/12/2011) [-]
Oh Jiraiya...
#232 - prisonerofreality (12/12/2011) [-]
That was actually funnier in english

"I'm not a little pervert!"

"Oh yeah then what are you?"

"AHAHAHAHAHA...I'm a big one!" XD
#27 - I know /b/ too well. They'll try, fail and claim they never tried.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2011 on Newspaper +13
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#24 - ... but they are not our personal army. They'll never go for it.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2011 on Newspaper +17
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#1 - Sometimes the funniest things are the simplest and most obviou… 12/12/2011 on christmas time +1
#15 - Who is she? We must find her.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/12/2011 on Newspaper +78
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#1 - hahaha "Watch him in action" 12/11/2011 on Dem rapers +2
#499 - Meh, I prefer it this way. If I want nostalgia I'll just go to… 12/09/2011 on behind the profile part 3 0
#497 - I'm not totally sure when I started coming here. Probably shor…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2011 on behind the profile part 3 0
User avatar #498 - Imbtrtenu (12/09/2011) [-]
Nostalgia
User avatar #499 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
Meh, I prefer it this way. If I want nostalgia I'll just go to the front page. I'm sure someone is posting something about Pokemon.
#495 - I've noticed trends as well, I mean hell I've been on here sin…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2011 on behind the profile part 3 0
User avatar #496 - Imbtrtenu (12/09/2011) [-]
I've been on since it was created... No lie.
User avatar #497 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
I'm not totally sure when I started coming here. Probably shortly after it's creation. I still remember it being obnoxiously colored. I don't get why people want that back.
User avatar #498 - Imbtrtenu (12/09/2011) [-]
Nostalgia
User avatar #499 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
Meh, I prefer it this way. If I want nostalgia I'll just go to the front page. I'm sure someone is posting something about Pokemon.
#491 - Sorry if I seem ungrateful, but I have to point out: 1) Sho…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2011 on behind the profile part 3 0
User avatar #494 - Imbtrtenu (12/09/2011) [-]
It's cool I don't mind thumbs. I was just saying what I seem to have noticed over the years.
User avatar #495 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
I've noticed trends as well, I mean hell I've been on here since 07. Before that, but that's when I made the profile. I've never understood the politics to this damn site. I try to bring a smile to people's face and they tell me to fuck off.
User avatar #496 - Imbtrtenu (12/09/2011) [-]
I've been on since it was created... No lie.
User avatar #497 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
I'm not totally sure when I started coming here. Probably shortly after it's creation. I still remember it being obnoxiously colored. I don't get why people want that back.
User avatar #498 - Imbtrtenu (12/09/2011) [-]
Nostalgia
User avatar #499 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
Meh, I prefer it this way. If I want nostalgia I'll just go to the front page. I'm sure someone is posting something about Pokemon.
#1 - Repost, but it's been a while so have a thumb . :) 12/08/2011 on It's all for the lulz +1
#310 - Thanks for putting me on your to do list. (me gusta?) You seem…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/08/2011 on behind the profile part 3 0
User avatar #334 - Imbtrtenu (12/08/2011) [-]
Ok sorry if I seem a bit cruel but I went through a good amount of your posts.

1) They're really short.
2) The punchline is kind of obvious most of the time.
3) When you do comics make sure the person talking first in the panel has the text at the top.
4) Twilight jokes are really overused.
5) People on Funnyjunk like crude humor much more than not, (Myself included) So try some of that.
6) If you want to make a comic try and make a comic about a true story that happened to you. That's what all my comics are about.

Sorry if I seemed mean. Just trying to help you out.
User avatar #491 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
Sorry if I seem ungrateful, but I have to point out:
1) Short jokes always make it to the front. I make plenty of stuff that's long and it doesn't garner any attention, either.
2) Well over 90% of the content on here has obvious punch lines.
3) I've made plenty of comics and I think only once did I have the person to the opposite side talk first but the stage had already been set and I didn't have a choice.
4) Not according to the front page.
5) I once posted a picture of myself dressed as Kurt Cobain with a shirt that said "An Guitar Hero" there was almost a lynching. Also, are hand job jokes not crude?
6) All my comics are true stories. I've stopped labeling them as such since no one seems to believe it any way.

I appreciate the suggestions, but it's not really helpful advice. Also, I'm not the one thumbing down your comments. Just wanted to get that across.
User avatar #494 - Imbtrtenu (12/09/2011) [-]
It's cool I don't mind thumbs. I was just saying what I seem to have noticed over the years.
User avatar #495 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
I've noticed trends as well, I mean hell I've been on here since 07. Before that, but that's when I made the profile. I've never understood the politics to this damn site. I try to bring a smile to people's face and they tell me to fuck off.
User avatar #496 - Imbtrtenu (12/09/2011) [-]
I've been on since it was created... No lie.
User avatar #497 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
I'm not totally sure when I started coming here. Probably shortly after it's creation. I still remember it being obnoxiously colored. I don't get why people want that back.
User avatar #498 - Imbtrtenu (12/09/2011) [-]
Nostalgia
User avatar #499 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
Meh, I prefer it this way. If I want nostalgia I'll just go to the front page. I'm sure someone is posting something about Pokemon.
User avatar #315 - Imbtrtenu (12/08/2011) [-]
Will do.
#305 - Have you actually checked out my content? I'll admit it's not …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/08/2011 on behind the profile part 3 0
User avatar #308 - Imbtrtenu (12/08/2011) [-]
That's not true, I haven't yet though I was going to later, I'm trying to do something right now.
User avatar #310 - Roswell (12/08/2011) [-]
Thanks for putting me on your to do list. (me gusta?) You seem like a pretty honest dude so if you genuinely think my stuff is shit could you please explain WHY? No one seems to fill me in on that portion.
User avatar #334 - Imbtrtenu (12/08/2011) [-]
Ok sorry if I seem a bit cruel but I went through a good amount of your posts.

1) They're really short.
2) The punchline is kind of obvious most of the time.
3) When you do comics make sure the person talking first in the panel has the text at the top.
4) Twilight jokes are really overused.
5) People on Funnyjunk like crude humor much more than not, (Myself included) So try some of that.
6) If you want to make a comic try and make a comic about a true story that happened to you. That's what all my comics are about.

Sorry if I seemed mean. Just trying to help you out.
User avatar #491 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
Sorry if I seem ungrateful, but I have to point out:
1) Short jokes always make it to the front. I make plenty of stuff that's long and it doesn't garner any attention, either.
2) Well over 90% of the content on here has obvious punch lines.
3) I've made plenty of comics and I think only once did I have the person to the opposite side talk first but the stage had already been set and I didn't have a choice.
4) Not according to the front page.
5) I once posted a picture of myself dressed as Kurt Cobain with a shirt that said "An Guitar Hero" there was almost a lynching. Also, are hand job jokes not crude?
6) All my comics are true stories. I've stopped labeling them as such since no one seems to believe it any way.

I appreciate the suggestions, but it's not really helpful advice. Also, I'm not the one thumbing down your comments. Just wanted to get that across.
User avatar #494 - Imbtrtenu (12/09/2011) [-]
It's cool I don't mind thumbs. I was just saying what I seem to have noticed over the years.
User avatar #495 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
I've noticed trends as well, I mean hell I've been on here since 07. Before that, but that's when I made the profile. I've never understood the politics to this damn site. I try to bring a smile to people's face and they tell me to fuck off.
User avatar #496 - Imbtrtenu (12/09/2011) [-]
I've been on since it was created... No lie.
User avatar #497 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
I'm not totally sure when I started coming here. Probably shortly after it's creation. I still remember it being obnoxiously colored. I don't get why people want that back.
User avatar #498 - Imbtrtenu (12/09/2011) [-]
Nostalgia
User avatar #499 - Roswell (12/09/2011) [-]
Meh, I prefer it this way. If I want nostalgia I'll just go to the front page. I'm sure someone is posting something about Pokemon.
User avatar #315 - Imbtrtenu (12/08/2011) [-]
Will do.
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#91 - circuit (03/01/2012) [-]
ok here it be
#90 - circuit (03/01/2012) [-]
check it ^.^
#89 - circuit (02/29/2012) [-]
just some collar to see what it looks like
User avatar #84 - TheBarneyStinson (11/26/2011) [-]
I CAN'T FIND YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE. This link http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kcuf-Productions/443386460231 just redirects to http://www.facebook.com/home.php
Help?
User avatar #85 to #84 - Roswell (11/29/2011) [-]
It worked for me. Just search for K-Cuf Productions.
User avatar #82 - Omnicide ONLINE (11/16/2011) [-]
A copy/paste from your recent content.

The "love" and "hate" colums are both wrong. Also, there are other things to say.

First off, we hate Call of Duty because the majority of its multiplayer players are comparable to that of a daycare in the ghettos of Los Angeles and Detroit combined.

Second, you forgot the hypocritical part of what FJ has enmity towards, which is content such as this post.

Third, I don't see why people would be liking the ponies. Knowing what it is, it's basically like founding a religion that blesses all forms of cancer.

Fourth, you're not funny. If you are telling yourself that you are, then you must be as hilarious as the Cathy comics.

Fifth, I'm usually the one that enjoys being in the past because I believe the present is not very awarding and more punishing due to the idiocy of the people that I am surrounded by in society, but I know that I have already seen enough on FJ because I've seen it about as much times as I have seen this post.

Speaking of which, you made an ironic post because you state that FJ hates reposts yet you decided to put up content that have been brought up over and over.

Sixth, are you trying to influence FJ into doing the wrong things? You basically put up everything that represents what FJ is trying to avoid. Ranging from the already-abused nostalgia, the Skyrim bullcrap, not to mention the damn ponies, and most importantly: the one column that states what we should put down at the end of each post.

tl;dr You're the dumbest gayfuck by pulling this bullshit, and FJ hates you for it.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Roswell (11/16/2011) [-]
I love Cathy comics.
#80 - BeckyBones (10/02/2011) [-]
Just so you know. You're awesome.
Just so you know. You're awesome.
User avatar #76 - UsernamesSuck (05/09/2011) [-]
youve been here since 07

welldoone are you dissapointed as to what fj has now come to? (repots, thumbwhores, etc)
User avatar #77 to #76 - Roswell (05/09/2011) [-]
Yes and no. I love that the stream of content is more rapid and I don't have a problem with the new color. I actually found the green to be hard on the eyes. However, like you said, the reposts and thumb whores get on my nerves. Also, the deds. They're pointless. Thanks for checkin' my profile.
User avatar #78 to #77 - UsernamesSuck (05/09/2011) [-]
i mean the reposters and the thumb whores.

I love this colour too. easy ont he eyes, sexy. I didnt like green. or yellow for that matter
User avatar #75 - nutritiouspillz **User deleted account** (05/08/2011) [-]
You look like Jay from Clerks 2
User avatar #65 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/20/2011) [-]
Lol, lvl 23.
User avatar #66 to #65 - Roswell (01/20/2011) [-]
Yeah, but you're "popular" now. lol
User avatar #67 to #66 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/20/2011) [-]
Does that mean I get all the ladies now?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Roswell (01/20/2011) [-]
Haha, you never know. Worth a shot.
User avatar #60 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/18/2011) [-]
We're only 2 levels apart, I'm closing in on you!
User avatar #61 to #60 - Roswell (01/18/2011) [-]
Dude, you really shot through the ranks! Congrats!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/18/2011) [-]
7 out of my 13 uploads got front page!

U jelly?
User avatar #63 to #62 - Roswell (01/18/2011) [-]
Actually, yes. If I had that ratio I'd be in the top fifty, easily.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/18/2011) [-]
I do have some uploads in which I've put a lot of time but they only got like 20 thumbs or so :p

You should also keep up the good work! ^_^
User avatar #58 - badboywantsu (01/08/2011) [-]
saw your youtube video today, been a proud user for over a year :D
User avatar #59 to #58 - Roswell (01/08/2011) [-]
Which video? Either way thanks for watching.
User avatar #54 - Obscurity (12/22/2010) [-]
Aww come on, don't be butthurt lol I was just trollin
User avatar #55 to #54 - Roswell (12/22/2010) [-]
:D Oh you!
User avatar #56 to #55 - Obscurity (12/22/2010) [-]
xD

If only I could get famous on my troller account too I wouldn't have to apologize xD
User avatar #57 to #56 - Roswell (12/22/2010) [-]
LoL
User avatar #33 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
You could totally use your YouTube fame to get funnyjunk fame :o
User avatar #34 to #33 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Ha! People on here don't give two shits about my YouTube channel. Aside from my prank call, my vids would get thumbed down like crazy.
User avatar #35 to #34 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
Tell your youtube people to come here... You have what 20,000 subscribers? If you ask for a few thumbs at the end of a video and give a link your bound to get at least some ^^
User avatar #36 to #35 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
I've actually already made a video about FunnyJunk and I don't think it strengthened my FJ following at all. lol Thanks for watching, though. :)
User avatar #37 to #36 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
hey np ^^ I liked that video :D
User avatar #38 to #37 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Thanks! If you wanna spread the word and share my vids I always appreciate the help. lol
User avatar #39 to #38 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
I can try ^^ I don't have a huge fanbase :p I have you added to my favorite uploaders thingy on my profile
User avatar #40 to #39 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
You mean you're subscribed on FJ?
User avatar #41 to #40 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/user/fatmanjumprope

The people I like box on my YT profile ^^ and im subscribed
User avatar #42 to #41 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Ooooh lol. Awesome. Thanks! You've definitely bested me with FunnyJunk, though. I'm still lvl 22.
User avatar #43 to #42 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
heh... 1 year 3 failed accounts and countless hours of wasted time has awarded me level 24 :x Makes me feel bad when I see level 30+ that have been here for 3 months.
User avatar #44 to #43 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Yeah, imagine doing all that AND only ever uploading original content. People on here don't appreciate a creative mind. It's all memes and pokemon.
User avatar #45 to #44 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
Yeah, FJ is defiantly not a safe haven for Original content. Unless of course you're "Funnyjunk famous" Those guys take it way to seriously though.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Not to mention they're unfunny and uncreative. If they had any real talent they'd have their own website for comics. You think anyone would go out of there way to read dsend? Hell no.
User avatar #47 to #46 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
Indeed tis true... Honestly the only reason I think people still give a rat's ass and thumb is because they have somewhat decent artwork. Finally Comics are dieing down... Now we get to deal with the steaming pile of shit known as Complimations.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Oh, they've always been around. I'm sick of the "memes" that make the same basic joke every time. Or more recently the repost with the description "sorry if it's a repost, I've never seen it here". Do a damn search! lol
User avatar #49 to #48 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
Yep and frankly i'm getting tired of seeing all the: Top 10 STRANGEST DEATHS and the Top 10 best naked movie scenes... Sure it might be interesting but I come here to laugh.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Same here. I feel like now is when we should both cheers and take a sip of our beers.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Roswell (11/11/2010) [-]
Who's the third guy? Or am I drinking two?
User avatar #53 to #52 - CockOx (11/11/2010) [-]
I don't know how to respond to that other than "lol" Dammit I guess you're getting two.
#31 - RonaldRegan (10/21/2010) [-]
NEEEAHHHHH
User avatar #32 to #31 - Roswell (10/21/2010) [-]
Oh my, what video is that from? lol
User avatar #29 - KingOfLulz (09/17/2010) [-]
hi
User avatar #30 to #29 - Roswell (09/17/2010) [-]
Hello
User avatar #26 - jayschroo (07/27/2010) [-]
that fb in the thing up there dnt work. i can has link?
User avatar #28 to #27 - jayschroo (07/28/2010) [-]
thank you :) i love yur vids
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