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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:1/04/2007
Last Login:7/20/2013
Location:North Fort Myers
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#709 - Dude, do you know how many ************* are play… 07/20/2013 on Title 0
#3633813 - You wrote an essay about me? I bet you got an A. I'm pretty …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #3635519 - majorcris (03/20/2013) [-]
...Yes.
#18 - "Hi." 03/12/2013 on Superhero pickup lines +20
#3154867 - There's a documentary about me?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2013 on retard forum +1
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#6 - I was keeping it there for safe keeping. If you don't want it … 01/24/2013 on Can't stop here this is... 0
#4 - You got a UFO from me? **** , I've been looking fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Can't stop here this is... 0
User avatar #5 - hookedonfunnyjunk (01/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, next time don't crash it in my desert.
User avatar #6 - Roswell (01/24/2013) [-]
I was keeping it there for safe keeping. If you don't want it in your desert post a fucking sign. Jeeze.
#10 - No, I do not feel old. I feel horny. 01/09/2013 on Sam From iCarly +5
#104 - Implying me? 01/07/2013 on How aliens see the world 0
#2 - Whoa. I did not catch that.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Nature doesn't know shit 0
#3 - gladiuss (01/06/2013) [-]
Oh, like stuttering is exclusive to The White Race?
#106 - Blew my ******* mind. I still get chills. "H…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2012 on Biggest plot Twist in History +4
User avatar #157 - sepheroth (11/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, when I was watching that episode, I was all...
"I've got chills, they're multiplyin'"
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User avatar #123 - icollectraresbro (08/05/2014) [-]
ayyy lmao
User avatar #122 - majormayor (03/16/2014) [-]
crash
User avatar #121 - YourName (10/18/2013) [-]
Impressive longevity. Props for being active, too.
#118 - twi (03/09/2013) [-]
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no... you can't be gone...
User avatar #119 to #118 - mayormilkman (07/15/2013) [-]
Last Login: 3/21/2013
Confirmed for presumably dead.
#112 - prestonjohns (10/13/2012) [-]
You still a collector?
User avatar #113 to #112 - Roswell (10/13/2012) [-]
I'm not sure. I stopped when the items stopped dropping and I'm not sure if I'll be picking it back up soon. It depends on if I start being productive again with my vids.
#114 to #113 - prestonjohns (10/13/2012) [-]
Well if you don't plan it doing it anymore, could i have your stuff?
It would really help me.
User avatar #115 to #114 - Roswell (10/13/2012) [-]
What do you want, exactly?
#116 to #115 - prestonjohns (10/13/2012) [-]
Everything, if that is possible. You have new stuff i can use and old stuff i can use.
I want mainly your items and if possible your Funnyjunk points as well so i can try and get other items with them.
User avatar #86 - satanisthesavior (09/13/2012) [-]
I think you may in fact have the oldest active profile on funnyjunk... Awesome
User avatar #87 to #86 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually, I believe there's one guy that registered a few months before me. At one point kim jong asked how long we'd been here and I remember someone beat me out. Not sure if he/she still logs on, though.
User avatar #88 to #87 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
yes, I saw a couple of profiles older than yours, but they all had a "last log-in date" in 2010 or somewhere around there, long enough that it was obvious that the person was no longer active.
User avatar #89 to #88 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Right, I honestly don't remember what the other person's sn was. Thanks for stopping by and checking out my profile, though!
User avatar #90 to #89 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
You're welcome :3

I got bored and decided to search through old profiles to see who was still active. Do you send out mms when you post stuff?
User avatar #91 to #90 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Sometimes not always. People don't tend to check mms anymore any way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
I do :3
User avatar #93 to #92 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
You're one of the few. lol
User avatar #94 to #93 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
Always seems to be that way, on funnyjunk at least...
User avatar #95 to #94 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, there's a lot wrong with this site but honestly I don't think it's kim jong's fault. Too many users have no respect for fj.
User avatar #96 to #95 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
But there's ways to fix that. And adm1n doesn't want to fix it. Unless it pisses off the advertisers, adm1n just doesn't give a **** .
User avatar #97 to #96 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Dude, kim jong is running a great site. He's given us a LOT. He's made loads of improvements. People are pissed because he's banning people for posting porn. He gave them PLENTY of chances to stop. There is an **** section, after all. Not every website would give the users so many chances to cut the **** . Honestly, this whole "let's rise up against kim jong blah blah blah" ******** gets on my nerves. The politics are such bs. He gives the users so much freedom and they want more. If they don't like it they know where the X button is. Sorry, got a little carried away. lol
User avatar #98 to #97 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
Hmm... Not to start a debate, but what exactly are these "improvements" you speak of? Rolling, items, etc. is just dumb stuff, not really fun, doesn't add anything to the site. Next to nobody uses the fj comic maker, and most of the people who do make retarded **** with it. The new comment box is nice, but wholly unnecessary.

So... How has the site improved? It's not loading any faster, the community is still ****** up, and I still get "request failed" errors ALL THE TIME.

Not to say that I don't enjoy the site. I do. But I think you might be giving adm1n too much credit.
User avatar #99 to #98 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Having been here as long as I have, in the grand scheme of things, he HAS improved the site.
Consider the amount of traffic he's gotten in the past few years. The site has really blown up.
Because of this the site tends to lag. There's not MUCH he can do.
He's given us the ability to thumb in multiple ways. We asked, he listened and he got it done.
You can't blame the community on him. That's one of those things the users have to fix. They need to stop being assholes.
Overall his lack of action (as you see it) is actually a good thing. He's letting the site run itself. The people choose what makes it to the front page. It's comfortable on the eyes. The layout is enjoyable. When you take a step back and think about it, he's done a great job by not really doing much. It's up to the people to cut the crap.
User avatar #100 to #99 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
Now wait a minute here. He's only added a handful of things that people actually asked for, and a bunch of other **** that ******* nobody wanted.

Also, I'm personally calling ******** on the whole "advertisers will drop funnyjunk" deal, cause we've heard that three times in the past two years. Call me crazy, but if the problem were really that bad, the advertisers would have already left.
User avatar #101 to #100 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Not quite. It's like with bills. They'll send you multiple warnings before actually dropping. That OR he personally is asking people to do him a favor and instead of being cool about it people flip their **** . I feel like everything thinks they're revolting against a dictator when really they're just being a bunch of whiny bitches towards a guy trying to present a fun website. Aside from all of this it is HIS website. He can do whatever he damn well pleases. Again, it's up to the people of this site to stop being dicks.
User avatar #102 to #101 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
Right, but if the advertisers were sending warnings, then why did adm1n go all ********** about porn then stop worrying about it after a while? That would indicate that the problem is solved. And then he did it again. And now a third time. if porn was an issue this whole time, why would he only worry about it for a few weeks every five months or so?
User avatar #103 to #102 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Dude, I'm not him. I couldn't tell you. I'm sure he's busy with a lot of other stuff. Point being these problems that people talk about aren't really problems if people would just stop being spoiled brats. I swear, this generation...
User avatar #104 to #103 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
>.>

So funnyjunk is full of spoiled brats because they're tired of an adm1n who randomly goes on rage-binges and bans a ton of people for ******** reasons (Yeah, I said it. A lot of the people getting banned, without warning, were from porn they had posted years ago.)?
User avatar #105 to #104 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
In the SFW section. Hell, I stopped going on FJ at work because of this. If you hadn't noticed I haven't gotten banned. As you said I've probably got the longest active profile and I've managed to keep porn off my page.
User avatar #106 to #105 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
umm... You know you only get banned if you were the one posting it, right? If someone comes along and posts porn on your profile, you wont get banned (or at least you shouldn't, cause that would be dumb)...
User avatar #85 - nobodylikesgolbat (08/24/2012) [-]
You have the same name as my cat :o
#84 - circuit (03/01/2012) [-]
ok here it be
#83 - circuit (03/01/2012) [-]
check it ^.^
#82 - circuit (02/29/2012) [-]
just some collar to see what it looks like
User avatar #77 - TheBarneyStinson (11/26/2011) [-]
I CAN'T FIND YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE. This link http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kcuf-Productions/443386460231 just redirects to http://www.facebook.com/home.php
Help?
User avatar #78 to #84 - Roswell (11/29/2011) [-]
It worked for me. Just search for K-Cuf Productions.
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User avatar #76 to #82 - Roswell (11/16/2011) [-]
I love Cathy comics.
#73 - BeckyBones (10/02/2011) [-]
Just so you know. You're awesome.
Just so you know. You're awesome.
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User avatar #66 to #65 - Roswell (01/20/2011) [-]
Yeah, but you're "popular" now. lol
#67 to #66 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68 to #67 - Roswell (01/20/2011) [-]
Haha, you never know. Worth a shot.
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User avatar #61 to #60 - Roswell (01/18/2011) [-]
Dude, you really shot through the ranks! Congrats!!
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User avatar #63 to #62 - Roswell (01/18/2011) [-]
Actually, yes. If I had that ratio I'd be in the top fifty, easily.
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User avatar #58 - badboywantsu (01/08/2011) [-]
saw your youtube video today, been a proud user for over a year :D
User avatar #59 to #58 - Roswell (01/08/2011) [-]
Which video? Either way thanks for watching.
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