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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:1/04/2007
Last Login:3/21/2013
Location:North Fort Myers
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#3633813 - You wrote an essay about me? I bet you got an A. I'm pretty fu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #3635519 - majorcris (03/20/2013) [-]
...Yes.
#18 - "Hi." 03/12/2013 on Superhero pickup lines +20
#3154867 - There's a documentary about me?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #3159693 - ahundredbronies (02/15/2013) [-]
Why yes... A lot actually.
#6 - I was keeping it there for safe keeping. If you don't want it … 01/24/2013 on Can't stop here this is... 0
#4 - You got a UFO from me? Fuck, I've been looking for that thing.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Can't stop here this is... 0
User avatar #5 - hookedonfunnyjunk (01/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, next time don't crash it in my desert.
User avatar #6 - Roswell (01/24/2013) [-]
I was keeping it there for safe keeping. If you don't want it in your desert post a fucking sign. Jeeze.
#10 - No, I do not feel old. I feel horny. 01/09/2013 on Sam From iCarly +5
#104 - Implying me? 01/07/2013 on How aliens see the world 0
#2 - Whoa. I did not catch that.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Nature doesn't know shit 0
#3 - gladiuss (01/06/2013) [-]
Oh, like stuttering is exclusive to The White Race?
#106 - Blew my fucking mind. I still get chills. "How will I loo…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2012 on Biggest plot Twist in History +4
User avatar #157 - sepheroth (11/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, when I was watching that episode, I was all...
"I've got chills, they're multiplyin'"
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Skeletal
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#118 - twi ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
no... you can't be gone...
#112 - prestonjohns (10/13/2012) [-]
You still a collector?
User avatar #113 to #112 - Roswell (10/13/2012) [-]
I'm not sure. I stopped when the items stopped dropping and I'm not sure if I'll be picking it back up soon. It depends on if I start being productive again with my vids.
#114 to #113 - prestonjohns (10/13/2012) [-]
Well if you don't plan it doing it anymore, could i have your stuff?
It would really help me.
User avatar #115 to #114 - Roswell (10/13/2012) [-]
What do you want, exactly?
#116 to #115 - prestonjohns (10/13/2012) [-]
Everything, if that is possible. You have new stuff i can use and old stuff i can use.
I want mainly your items and if possible your Funnyjunk points as well so i can try and get other items with them.
User avatar #86 - satanisthesavior (09/13/2012) [-]
I think you may in fact have the oldest active profile on funnyjunk... Awesome
User avatar #87 to #86 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually, I believe there's one guy that registered a few months before me. At one point kim jong asked how long we'd been here and I remember someone beat me out. Not sure if he/she still logs on, though.
User avatar #88 to #87 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
yes, I saw a couple of profiles older than yours, but they all had a "last log-in date" in 2010 or somewhere around there, long enough that it was obvious that the person was no longer active.
User avatar #89 to #88 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Right, I honestly don't remember what the other person's sn was. Thanks for stopping by and checking out my profile, though!
User avatar #90 to #89 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
You're welcome :3

I got bored and decided to search through old profiles to see who was still active. Do you send out mms when you post stuff?
User avatar #91 to #90 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Sometimes not always. People don't tend to check mms anymore any way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
I do :3
User avatar #93 to #92 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
You're one of the few. lol
User avatar #94 to #93 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
Always seems to be that way, on funnyjunk at least...
User avatar #95 to #94 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, there's a lot wrong with this site but honestly I don't think it's kim jong's fault. Too many users have no respect for fj.
User avatar #96 to #95 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
But there's ways to fix that. And adm1n doesn't want to fix it. Unless it pisses off the advertisers, adm1n just doesn't give a shit.
User avatar #97 to #96 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Dude, kim jong is running a great site. He's given us a LOT. He's made loads of improvements. People are pissed because he's banning people for posting porn. He gave them PLENTY of chances to stop. There is an NSFW section, after all. Not every website would give the users so many chances to cut the shit. Honestly, this whole "let's rise up against kim jong blah blah blah" bullshit gets on my nerves. The politics are such bs. He gives the users so much freedom and they want more. If they don't like it they know where the X button is. Sorry, got a little carried away. lol
User avatar #98 to #97 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
Hmm... Not to start a debate, but what exactly are these "improvements" you speak of? Rolling, items, etc. is just dumb stuff, not really fun, doesn't add anything to the site. Next to nobody uses the fj comic maker, and most of the people who do make retarded shit with it. The new comment box is nice, but wholly unnecessary.

So... How has the site improved? It's not loading any faster, the community is still fucked up, and I still get "request failed" errors ALL THE TIME.

Not to say that I don't enjoy the site. I do. But I think you might be giving adm1n too much credit.
User avatar #99 to #98 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Having been here as long as I have, in the grand scheme of things, he HAS improved the site.
Consider the amount of traffic he's gotten in the past few years. The site has really blown up.
Because of this the site tends to lag. There's not MUCH he can do.
He's given us the ability to thumb in multiple ways. We asked, he listened and he got it done.
You can't blame the community on him. That's one of those things the users have to fix. They need to stop being assholes.
Overall his lack of action (as you see it) is actually a good thing. He's letting the site run itself. The people choose what makes it to the front page. It's comfortable on the eyes. The layout is enjoyable. When you take a step back and think about it, he's done a great job by not really doing much. It's up to the people to cut the crap.
User avatar #100 to #99 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
Now wait a minute here. He's only added a handful of things that people actually asked for, and a bunch of other shit that fucking nobody wanted.

Also, I'm personally calling bullshit on the whole "advertisers will drop funnyjunk" deal, cause we've heard that three times in the past two years. Call me crazy, but if the problem were really that bad, the advertisers would have already left.
User avatar #101 to #100 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Not quite. It's like with bills. They'll send you multiple warnings before actually dropping. That OR he personally is asking people to do him a favor and instead of being cool about it people flip their shit. I feel like everything thinks they're revolting against a dictator when really they're just being a bunch of whiny bitches towards a guy trying to present a fun website. Aside from all of this it is HIS website. He can do whatever he damn well pleases. Again, it's up to the people of this site to stop being dicks.
User avatar #102 to #101 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
Right, but if the advertisers were sending warnings, then why did adm1n go all shit-crazy about porn then stop worrying about it after a while? That would indicate that the problem is solved. And then he did it again. And now a third time. if porn was an issue this whole time, why would he only worry about it for a few weeks every five months or so?
User avatar #103 to #102 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
Dude, I'm not him. I couldn't tell you. I'm sure he's busy with a lot of other stuff. Point being these problems that people talk about aren't really problems if people would just stop being spoiled brats. I swear, this generation...
User avatar #104 to #103 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
>.>

So funnyjunk is full of spoiled brats because they're tired of an adm1n who randomly goes on rage-binges and bans a ton of people for bullshit reasons (Yeah, I said it. A lot of the people getting banned, without warning, were from porn they had posted years ago.)?
User avatar #105 to #104 - Roswell (09/14/2012) [-]
In the SFW section. Hell, I stopped going on FJ at work because of this. If you hadn't noticed I haven't gotten banned. As you said I've probably got the longest active profile and I've managed to keep porn off my page.
User avatar #107 to #105 - jiggyjohns (09/26/2012) [-]
hello fellow item collect. would you be willing to part with your WCI's in a trade good sir?

also i didn't know you were one of the ancient gods of funnyjunk. pretty awesome if you ask me :)
User avatar #106 to #105 - satanisthesavior (09/14/2012) [-]
umm... You know you only get banned if you were the one posting it, right? If someone comes along and posts porn on your profile, you wont get banned (or at least you shouldn't, cause that would be dumb)...
User avatar #85 - nobodylikesgolbat (08/24/2012) [-]
You have the same name as my cat :o
#84 - circuit (03/01/2012) [-]
ok here it be
#83 - circuit (03/01/2012) [-]
check it ^.^
#82 - circuit (02/29/2012) [-]
just some collar to see what it looks like
User avatar #77 - TheBarneyStinson (11/26/2011) [-]
I CAN'T FIND YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE. This link http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kcuf-Productions/443386460231 just redirects to http://www.facebook.com/home.php
Help?
User avatar #78 to #84 - Roswell (11/29/2011) [-]
It worked for me. Just search for K-Cuf Productions.
User avatar #75 - Omnicide **User deleted account** (11/16/2011) [-]
A copy/paste from your recent content.

The "love" and "hate" colums are both wrong. Also, there are other things to say.

First off, we hate Call of Duty because the majority of its multiplayer players are comparable to that of a daycare in the ghettos of Los Angeles and Detroit combined.

Second, you forgot the hypocritical part of what FJ has enmity towards, which is content such as this post.

Third, I don't see why people would be liking the ponies. Knowing what it is, it's basically like founding a religion that blesses all forms of cancer.

Fourth, you're not funny. If you are telling yourself that you are, then you must be as hilarious as the Cathy comics.

Fifth, I'm usually the one that enjoys being in the past because I believe the present is not very awarding and more punishing due to the idiocy of the people that I am surrounded by in society, but I know that I have already seen enough on FJ because I've seen it about as much times as I have seen this post.

Speaking of which, you made an ironic post because you state that FJ hates reposts yet you decided to put up content that have been brought up over and over.

Sixth, are you trying to influence FJ into doing the wrong things? You basically put up everything that represents what FJ is trying to avoid. Ranging from the already-abused nostalgia, the Skyrim bullcrap, not to mention the damn ponies, and most importantly: the one column that states what we should put down at the end of each post.

tl;dr You're the dumbest gayfuck by pulling this bullshit, and FJ hates you for it.
User avatar #76 to #82 - Roswell (11/16/2011) [-]
I love Cathy comics.
#73 - BeckyBones (10/02/2011) [-]
Just so you know. You're awesome.
Just so you know. You're awesome.
User avatar #69 - nutritiouspillz **User deleted account** (05/08/2011) [-]
You look like Jay from Clerks 2
User avatar #65 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/20/2011) [-]
Lol, lvl 23.
User avatar #66 to #65 - Roswell (01/20/2011) [-]
Yeah, but you're "popular" now. lol
User avatar #67 to #66 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/20/2011) [-]
Does that mean I get all the ladies now?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Roswell (01/20/2011) [-]
Haha, you never know. Worth a shot.
User avatar #60 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/18/2011) [-]
We're only 2 levels apart, I'm closing in on you!
User avatar #61 to #60 - Roswell (01/18/2011) [-]
Dude, you really shot through the ranks! Congrats!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/18/2011) [-]
7 out of my 13 uploads got front page!

U jelly?
User avatar #63 to #62 - Roswell (01/18/2011) [-]
Actually, yes. If I had that ratio I'd be in the top fifty, easily.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** (01/18/2011) [-]
I do have some uploads in which I've put a lot of time but they only got like 20 thumbs or so :p

You should also keep up the good work! ^_^
User avatar #58 - badboywantsu (01/08/2011) [-]
saw your youtube video today, been a proud user for over a year :D
User avatar #59 to #58 - Roswell (01/08/2011) [-]
Which video? Either way thanks for watching.
User avatar #54 - Obscurity (12/22/2010) [-]
Aww come on, don't be butthurt lol I was just trollin
User avatar #55 to #54 - Roswell (12/22/2010) [-]
:D Oh you!
User avatar #56 to #55 - Obscurity (12/22/2010) [-]
xD

If only I could get famous on my troller account too I wouldn't have to apologize xD
User avatar #57 to #56 - Roswell (12/22/2010) [-]
LoL
#31 - RonaldRegan (10/21/2010) [-]
NEEEAHHHHH
User avatar #32 to #31 - Roswell (10/21/2010) [-]
Oh my, what video is that from? lol
User avatar #29 - KingOfLulz (09/17/2010) [-]
hi
User avatar #30 to #29 - Roswell (09/17/2010) [-]
Hello
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