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#173 - **Rollerofdouble rolled a random image posted in comment #38… 07/29/2012 on mad man 0
#11 - I'd say the girl has a soothing voice, but we're Northern Iris…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Gone +2
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User avatar #13 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
Vice Versa to you my friend, I want to travel, would be awesome to do, but Northern Irish isn't exactly Irish irish that you picture, my first love was Irish, now she was amazing, 5'10, redhead, blue eyes and the perfect soothing voice with whispy irish tones, but I lost her C'est la vie
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User avatar #15 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
My first love was supposed to have moved to New Zealand to be with her first love, she was in love with me, I could tell by the way she held my hand, cuddled against me, and kissed me, but he was there first as it were. I am writing a book about it, I'm about 8 pages in, we lived 100 odd miles away, only got to see her on holidays. She never moved in the end, but her love of me is my history, I must learn from it and move on.

C'est la vie is French for "That's life"
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User avatar #17 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
I did it for 5 years, stopped going to classes for two months before my exams, and still got a C, which I cannot complain about, I don't think it will be published, but at least it's something to do, a type of closure
#9 - I really don't want to, she's 5'1 hour glass figure, pristine …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Gone +1
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User avatar #11 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
I'd say the girl has a soothing voice, but we're Northern Irish, hardly got soothing tones xD
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User avatar #13 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
Vice Versa to you my friend, I want to travel, would be awesome to do, but Northern Irish isn't exactly Irish irish that you picture, my first love was Irish, now she was amazing, 5'10, redhead, blue eyes and the perfect soothing voice with whispy irish tones, but I lost her C'est la vie
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User avatar #15 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
My first love was supposed to have moved to New Zealand to be with her first love, she was in love with me, I could tell by the way she held my hand, cuddled against me, and kissed me, but he was there first as it were. I am writing a book about it, I'm about 8 pages in, we lived 100 odd miles away, only got to see her on holidays. She never moved in the end, but her love of me is my history, I must learn from it and move on.

C'est la vie is French for "That's life"
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User avatar #17 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
I did it for 5 years, stopped going to classes for two months before my exams, and still got a C, which I cannot complain about, I don't think it will be published, but at least it's something to do, a type of closure
#7 - I told the girl I liked, my feelings for her, and she said she…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Gone +2
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User avatar #9 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
I really don't want to, she's 5'1 hour glass figure, pristine blue cerulean eyes, bright green hair, and just mental in all the best ways, I'm not giving up on that. Her eyes feel like they see into my soul
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User avatar #11 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
I'd say the girl has a soothing voice, but we're Northern Irish, hardly got soothing tones xD
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User avatar #13 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
Vice Versa to you my friend, I want to travel, would be awesome to do, but Northern Irish isn't exactly Irish irish that you picture, my first love was Irish, now she was amazing, 5'10, redhead, blue eyes and the perfect soothing voice with whispy irish tones, but I lost her C'est la vie
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User avatar #15 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
My first love was supposed to have moved to New Zealand to be with her first love, she was in love with me, I could tell by the way she held my hand, cuddled against me, and kissed me, but he was there first as it were. I am writing a book about it, I'm about 8 pages in, we lived 100 odd miles away, only got to see her on holidays. She never moved in the end, but her love of me is my history, I must learn from it and move on.

C'est la vie is French for "That's life"
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User avatar #17 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
I did it for 5 years, stopped going to classes for two months before my exams, and still got a C, which I cannot complain about, I don't think it will be published, but at least it's something to do, a type of closure
#8 - **Rollerofdouble rolled a random image posted in comment #10… 07/29/2012 on Success kid comp -1
#23 - **Rollerofdouble rolled a random image posted in comment #9 …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Parenting...done right +5
#224 - whosmokedmypot (07/29/2012) [-]
thumbed just because i call my mum that too
User avatar #242 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
She hates it that I say it, which is probably why I say it all the time
#9 - I was a little disappointed a Dalek didn't roll onto the stage… 07/29/2012 on Mr Bean at the Olympics 2012 +3
#148 - **Rollerofdouble rolled a random image posted in comment #20… 07/29/2012 on I dare you -2
#43 - **Rollerofdouble rolled a random image posted in comment #27… 07/29/2012 on 4chan... +2
#11 - Well then my good man, I still have a lot of hope, I'm fully d… 07/29/2012 on Life is a real Beach +1
#10 - So, because she does stuff like starts the conversation to tal…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Life is a real Beach 0
User avatar #12 - puppybiscuit (07/29/2012) [-]
Have you ever lit a fire with a flint and steel. You hit a hot spark into some fluffy cotton, and slowly blow on it until it start to smoke the cotton. Then slowly you keep blowing and adding tiny pieces of wood. You dont just start throwing logs on it. That just puts it out and ruins the cotton from ever catching fire.

Its a little like that (Incidentally eating pussy is exactly the same way but i digress)
You are at the hot ember in the cotton phase. She IS interested in you. Now is when you start showing her gentle interest. THIS IS GOOD that she texts you first and stuff.
Just be her buddy that is your goal. Do not try to be her boyfriend its too much too fast. Be her buddy. The girls worth having are the ones that fall for their buddys.

You can feel free to private me. I will give you straight no asshole advice anytime.
User avatar #13 - Rollerofdouble (07/29/2012) [-]
I know what to do, I just felt bad, but you and the others that commented, helped me see that I am not so bad off, I've fallen in love, I've gone through all the cycles, but you good sir, have given a lot of good advice
#293 - It did, all cities were turned from small towns into massive c…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2012 on London 2012 +1
User avatar #296 - hpnerd (07/28/2012) [-]
Cities still, logicially, only take up a small amount of land, admittedly a few people but little land.
User avatar #295 - hpnerd (07/28/2012) [-]
Well no it didn't, because of the fact that rural Britain was still alive and well, and is still alive an well (the Shires, Isle of Wight, etc.) it just got slightly, SLIGHTLY smaller
#80 - Although it was the greatest thing to happen, it is true, it d…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2012 on London 2012 +2
User avatar #238 - hpnerd (07/28/2012) [-]
... No it didn't...
User avatar #293 - Rollerofdouble (07/28/2012) [-]
It did, all cities were turned from small towns into massive cities, it was the lesser evils though, if you look at Russia up until the 1940's it looked like the Medieval times
User avatar #296 - hpnerd (07/28/2012) [-]
Cities still, logicially, only take up a small amount of land, admittedly a few people but little land.
User avatar #295 - hpnerd (07/28/2012) [-]
Well no it didn't, because of the fact that rural Britain was still alive and well, and is still alive an well (the Shires, Isle of Wight, etc.) it just got slightly, SLIGHTLY smaller
#10 - **Rollerofdouble rolled a random image posted in comment #10… 07/28/2012 on How I Feel When Walking In... 0
#35 - The opening ceremony was very personal to the UK, the evolutio…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/28/2012 on London 2012 +14
User avatar #127 - zangonest (07/28/2012) [-]
When all the kids with the beds came out i had no idea what the fuck was going on
User avatar #388 - frolacosta (07/29/2012) [-]
I think that might have been something to do with the awesome literalistic history of GB.

Mary Poppins, Lord Voldemort, Some Shakespeare stuff, Alice in Wonderland being read by J.K Rowling, etc.
#65 - threenippledcousin (07/28/2012) [-]
i thought they demonised the industrial revolution
User avatar #80 - Rollerofdouble (07/28/2012) [-]
Although it was the greatest thing to happen, it is true, it destroyed nearly all of rural Britain
User avatar #238 - hpnerd (07/28/2012) [-]
... No it didn't...
User avatar #293 - Rollerofdouble (07/28/2012) [-]
It did, all cities were turned from small towns into massive cities, it was the lesser evils though, if you look at Russia up until the 1940's it looked like the Medieval times
User avatar #296 - hpnerd (07/28/2012) [-]
Cities still, logicially, only take up a small amount of land, admittedly a few people but little land.
User avatar #295 - hpnerd (07/28/2012) [-]
Well no it didn't, because of the fact that rural Britain was still alive and well, and is still alive an well (the Shires, Isle of Wight, etc.) it just got slightly, SLIGHTLY smaller
User avatar #59 - lijda (07/28/2012) [-]
I'm not from the UK, but I enjoy studying history so I understood it and greatly enjoyed the opening ceremony since the UK has such a large role in world history. I was also afraid that others who don't know much about history wouldn't be able to understand it, but the commentators vaguely explained it.
User avatar #40 - keiishiyama (07/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, our commentators informed us of what it meant. I thought it was pretty nice.
User avatar #36 - frolacosta (07/28/2012) [-]
I expect their commentators were explaining it at least vaguely to them.
#211 - **Rollerofdouble rolled a random image posted in comment #56… 07/28/2012 on Computer-Geek 0
#242 - The ability to instantly transolate to wherever I like, travel… 07/28/2012 on What would yours be? +1
#136 - Comment deleted 07/28/2012 on Dirty Secrets 0
#132 - **Rollerofdouble rolled a random image posted in comment #20… 07/28/2012 on Prince Charles Comp. +9
#2 - It's not OC, someone made this comic before, just in a differe…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2012 on Could You Teach Me How To... +4
#3 - reactderp (07/27/2012) [-]
It's a repost. -_-
#275 - You look so much like my friend Peter Leckey 07/26/2012 on Facebook (588) 0
#83 - I'm loving these Monster Hunter ones man 07/26/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 576 +1
#15 - The Pizza one hurt my OCD  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2012 on watch the world burn comp. +112
User avatar #43 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/25/2012) [-]
But my stomach had an orgasm........Then I died.
#30 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
stop using words you don't know the meaning of.
#280 - chancebell (07/26/2012) [-]
Stop existing.
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#7 - Very obviously as well 07/25/2012 on WTF? +1
#6 - Always fun coming in with max stack feast, people just … 07/24/2012 on Do not feed the Cho'Gath -1
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User avatar #19 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, since you dont play items anymore, is it cool if I get yours? :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - Rollerofdouble (05/07/2013) [-]
You have coloured text... I must comply... Yeah sure dude, I don't mind, I would have said no, but you seem to have been using this site as long as I have, so neigh bother to me!
User avatar #21 to #20 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
haha, thank you :D

I'll send a trade request, you'll get a notification, click on go to items interface, go to the tab that says requests received, click on my request and then do the captcha and accept :D

Thank you by the way :)
User avatar #1 - TheBlindBandit (08/20/2010) [-]
yeah. i so cant wait for acb to come out! the ac series are my favorite games.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Rollerofdouble (08/20/2010) [-]
I think exactly the same the graphics are amazing and the storyline wonderful too, have you seen the in-game trailers for it?

But thinking about it... There is one game series that is good too, the Legend of Zelda games, I know they are childish and things, but they are becoming more for teenagers, Twilight princess was good, apart from the dreaded water temple, Ganan was too easy too.
User avatar #3 to #3 - TheBlindBandit (08/20/2010) [-]
yeah. i heard they worked out all the bugs in ac2. and i love the zelda series too! twilight princess and wind waker are my two faves.
User avatar #4 to #4 - Rollerofdouble (08/20/2010) [-]
Twilight Princess and Ocherina of time are mine, because with O.O.T the graphics were amazing for its time, same goes for Super mario 64.
User avatar #5 to #5 - TheBlindBandit (08/20/2010) [-]
i havent played that one yet. my boyfriend just got it so i havent had a chance to play it. he always lets me play his video games.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Rollerofdouble (08/20/2010) [-]
I'm lucky with my family, being the only guy of 5 kids, I get spoilt and things, but now that I gotta job, I gotta buy my own stuff, but I got my Psp for 2 pounds because I won it on one of those carnivale games, I was so happy, I guess playing guitar hero so much finally paid off.
User avatar #7 to #7 - TheBlindBandit (08/20/2010) [-]
wow. yeah, i have to get a job too. so i got one at a local fair. starts in september.
User avatar #8 to #8 - Rollerofdouble (08/20/2010) [-]
I've been working in the bakery for about... 3 months or so, it's torture because at 7:30 am we gotta package the pancakes, and seeing as they were made about 10 minutes earlier it's complete hell.
User avatar #9 to #10 - TheBlindBandit (08/20/2010) [-]
wow. that sucks... if you dont like it, then why not look for a different job?
User avatar #10 to #11 - Rollerofdouble (08/20/2010) [-]
I absolutely love it, I just have to fight the urge to eat all the pancakes xD
User avatar #11 to #12 - TheBlindBandit (08/20/2010) [-]
i would have to fight the urge to eat the cupcakes and the pancakes.... must be really tough.
User avatar #12 to #13 - Rollerofdouble (08/20/2010) [-]
To not eat the food yes, getting free chocolate covered pancakes, toffee crisps, toffee squares, iced fingers, eclairs, etc is all good, and free lunch and as many drinks you need for a day at work, and if you ever came in to the bakery, the first thing that hits your nose is the chocolate, because it's all fresh.
User avatar #13 to #14 - TheBlindBandit (08/20/2010) [-]
*drools* i love food.... i would suggest staying... but i dont know how much 30 pounds is... i live in the U.S. so the money system is different.
User avatar #14 to #15 - Rollerofdouble (08/20/2010) [-]
It's about 46 dollars 50 cents, not bad for 8 hours work on a Saturday.
User avatar #15 to #16 - TheBlindBandit (08/20/2010) [-]
oh. cool. so almost 50 dollars.
User avatar #16 to #17 - Rollerofdouble (08/20/2010) [-]
Pretty much, and sorry for taking so long to reply, I was sleeping xD
User avatar #17 to #18 - TheBlindBandit (08/20/2010) [-]
its fine. happens all the time. im used to it. and it is a little late so its no biggy.
User avatar #18 to #19 - Rollerofdouble (08/20/2010) [-]
I'm gonna go with it's... 0036 for you?
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