yup

vialain: haha, i finaly got you and i will rule or destroy the world
hero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
vilain: so we still got some time before the good guys come and kill me, wanna hang?
hero: sure, untie me first, give me ways to escape and set up a long timed bomb...
vilain: ok, i wait you at the bar just at the corner
hero: cya

What i would have done:

land mines EVERYWERE

give the hero the finger before running off to my zeplin fortress(Awesome)

Tell him that his friends are currently in a locked room three floors down and escape with friends on zeplin
its perfect.

exept for the zepelin it's the perfect plan, not even the vilains are free from the law my friend you can't own a zepelin

Bullshit other villians got there hands on NUKES and TIME MACHINES i can handle getting a zeplin
with hidden planes in it of course when they shoot it down
But damn it all i want a fucking zep :l

only if you get a led zep, those are cool
anyways there are no laws agains nukes
and everone would be pleased with time machines

Yes but i want to give the world a middle finger from a zep before i step into a time machine
That way ive left my legacy behind and the future will be a bit more rewarding...
Before you know sending fucking armys through it to secure the world then but only one by one casualy so not to disrupt anything...
and then go full fucking force after the agents have either placed time machines in the middle of these places or disarmed them
also i will bring all the major heros plus additional armys back...
The huns...
The nazis..
Ect
which will be handled by my number two.

yeah yeah, or you can do the shortcut
divide by zero
i would do diferent, i would get hotelchopper and fuck bitches while my robot kill everone
superhero are for pussies they would join me.
i would just say: "Hey the world can't get worse, join me we can kill everone including, well everone and we have cookies"
i would be awsome

DIVIDE BY ZERO?
i want a world not a blackhole

Also what about faceless man the hater of cookies?

What about the super heros who arent pussys who will just fuck up your shit?

Besides the next great plan is this:
clone self
arm self
repeat till army is large enough to block out the sun with bullets
That would be around the time where cloneing weapons ammo and people is somewere in the underwater base of course...
dont want the heros to accidently find me too quickly eh?

yeah, why not make like star wars, clone other people?
the chain of command would be too messy
besides once the so called heroes see my point they would support me overthrow the society, and the true heroes are now playing WOW they are not big deal
but cloning is intresting, that would make a hell of a chess match

Of course i would place a certain something in the tank and bred parts of my minds over others
the soldier who knows how to fire a gun
the thinker who has a diffrent way of thinking
the exact clone that will take over when i get shot in the face by a hero whos a anti hero
Also that chess match would never FUCKING END
We would keep makeing up rules adding pieces and adding more to the board till we have to use flatland to continue the game

Well what if there short minded? what if the wow heros get up and are like:Well fuck you i dont want a world controlled by you....
they can be zealous but i like it getting heros to come to the dark side is the greatest tool for a chrismatic villain.....
Now put on a checkered suit you sly devil because you've killed the awesome barrier

trust me wow players aren't that threat, i think blizzard will be faster then me to dominate the world and so on...
the chess match would be a tie, since it would still be chess...
now about that last part, i think its a compliment and i thank you, looks like there are four people that want to take over the world, i don't know about you but me and my friends are scientist and are realy thinking of it, exept the one guy(there is aways one) that want to blow everthing, lets say that i take care of him when he has no use.

WOW is loseing support.
it would not be chess because we keep adding shit

Theres all ways one
You keep an eye on him because he can destroy your plans in a explosion
Four people plus clones of one of them
If it really comes down to it we will split it down one part for me one for you one for another and the last piece for the last guy
my only request is we name each area house -------
something out of dune if you will.

mine is harkonnen and end
and i get south america and oceania plz?

I claim all of russia and whatever else is needed to collect
science will fix everything that troubles it
My house name will be Silver wolf
i think thats from mech warrior
speaking of mech warrior lets get mech warriors for our mechwarriors because mech warriors are awesome

yeah, flamathrower mech it is[small][small]

You can keep your flamethrowers

i hope we don't fight each other houses, flamethrowers are eficient at cointaining riots, if you know what i mean
on the other hand there are more then just bullets,fire and rockets

Theres also jumpjets
You use a flamethrower and i ground pound your shit from above of course

We may wish for more lands some other houses may form ect.
flamethrowers are indeed effective as such yes
more then just bullets fire and rockets? Jumpjets works
Because there are lazers on this thing

let's make a deal, you get to fight for lands on the guys that wants to blow the shit out
i give you 30 brazilian asses, but you must give me some ak's and some vodka suply
deal?

when i said heros i meant my heros mind you.
Not the actual heros