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#112 - Lol, I'm not American, either way though, you'd be frowned on …  [+] (16 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Legal? 0
User avatar #113 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
You are an ignorant and your ways are devious if you think in these kind of ways. Don't get smacked by angry citizens or by people's justice when you go to Italy.
User avatar #119 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm Italian, not that i know the laws by the books, but simply put we don't care much about that where i an from, we kind of just go, "look at that dirty old man" and get in with our lives, but there is a difference between an age gap of 20 years and if 50
User avatar #125 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm European man. There's social condemnation. It's fucking foul and everybody sees that.
User avatar #130 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
Yes the same can be said of sugar daddys
#115 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
Tbh there's nothing unnatural about wanting to fuck a 13 year old girl.
User avatar #118 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
There's nothing unnatural for a 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 years old we can say. Now a 25 year old or a 30 years old that wants to fuck a 13 year old are giant creeps.
#139 - kanedam (09/29/2014) [-]
#121 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
We're all still animals. It's natural regardless of age. Whether you agree with it or think it's "creepy" is a social matter, not a natural matter.
User avatar #123 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
So in your perspective, "We're all still animals" justifies every horrid action. So if someone kills or rape, traffics humans or smuggles drugs, he can say in court: "We're all still animals" and we lower ourselves to a state of lawless survivalism.
#127 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
I literally JUST got done pointing out the difference between natural and social justifications, and now you've gone and got them all mixed up again.

Law and court are social constructs.

Desires to kill or have sex are natural occurrences.

One does not justify or nullify the other. The fact that it's socially illegal to kill does not change the fact that it is a natural urge, and the fact that it is a natural urge does not change the fact that it is socially illegal.

You can voice your dissent if you don't share the attraction to 13 year old girls, but you cannot fault him for being attracted to them.
User avatar #131 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
That's exactly the contrary. I can fault him, if hes a 30 year old, for wanting to have sex with a 13 old. Natural justifications don't justify nothing. Killing and sex (and I mean rape, pedophilia, etc, not consensual sex) are urges and should be put in check. Not wanting to go all Freudian on you, because that old school psychological babble, those two urges are the root of a lot of chaos in humanity.
#134 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
I misspoke, sorry. You can't fault the nature of it, you can fault the social correctness of it.

Killing and rape, yes, it's obvious that those infringe on others' personal rights. But past that it's very arbitrary really which urges we're "supposed" to push down. Why is it legal to indulge your urge to glutton yet illegal to be naked? One could argue that it's just as disgusting to see a horridly obese person as it is to see unwelcome nudity.

That's just my two philosophical cents.
#129 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
And, again, the law might fault him for it if he were to act on it; but that would not make it unnatural.
User avatar #120 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
you have obviously not pass by a school recently
User avatar #122 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
I've passed by a school and there isn't shit like that where I'm from. And if there is, it is social condemned at least by looks and gossip. And generally that happens on uneducated people.
User avatar #124 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
in not saying i would, but as i live in the US(have an apartment in Italy) the 12 yo's are kind of like the 16 yo's when i was 14. They wear these clothes, and do things that weren't in my mind until high school, and people get had at us because we stare. some of them are dumber than a box of rocks, but they will probably know how to swallow before they reach 8th grade
#109 - Not illegal though  [+] (18 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Legal? 0
User avatar #111 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
Trust me there's no law like that in Italy. That's american presupposition.
User avatar #112 - Rockaman (09/28/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm not American, either way though, you'd be frowned on being a 40-odd person going for a 13 y/o, but it doesn't stop other teenagers.
User avatar #113 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
You are an ignorant and your ways are devious if you think in these kind of ways. Don't get smacked by angry citizens or by people's justice when you go to Italy.
User avatar #119 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm Italian, not that i know the laws by the books, but simply put we don't care much about that where i an from, we kind of just go, "look at that dirty old man" and get in with our lives, but there is a difference between an age gap of 20 years and if 50
User avatar #125 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm European man. There's social condemnation. It's fucking foul and everybody sees that.
User avatar #130 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
Yes the same can be said of sugar daddys
#115 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
Tbh there's nothing unnatural about wanting to fuck a 13 year old girl.
User avatar #118 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
There's nothing unnatural for a 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 years old we can say. Now a 25 year old or a 30 years old that wants to fuck a 13 year old are giant creeps.
#139 - kanedam (09/29/2014) [-]
#121 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
We're all still animals. It's natural regardless of age. Whether you agree with it or think it's "creepy" is a social matter, not a natural matter.
User avatar #123 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
So in your perspective, "We're all still animals" justifies every horrid action. So if someone kills or rape, traffics humans or smuggles drugs, he can say in court: "We're all still animals" and we lower ourselves to a state of lawless survivalism.
#127 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
I literally JUST got done pointing out the difference between natural and social justifications, and now you've gone and got them all mixed up again.

Law and court are social constructs.

Desires to kill or have sex are natural occurrences.

One does not justify or nullify the other. The fact that it's socially illegal to kill does not change the fact that it is a natural urge, and the fact that it is a natural urge does not change the fact that it is socially illegal.

You can voice your dissent if you don't share the attraction to 13 year old girls, but you cannot fault him for being attracted to them.
User avatar #131 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
That's exactly the contrary. I can fault him, if hes a 30 year old, for wanting to have sex with a 13 old. Natural justifications don't justify nothing. Killing and sex (and I mean rape, pedophilia, etc, not consensual sex) are urges and should be put in check. Not wanting to go all Freudian on you, because that old school psychological babble, those two urges are the root of a lot of chaos in humanity.
#134 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
I misspoke, sorry. You can't fault the nature of it, you can fault the social correctness of it.

Killing and rape, yes, it's obvious that those infringe on others' personal rights. But past that it's very arbitrary really which urges we're "supposed" to push down. Why is it legal to indulge your urge to glutton yet illegal to be naked? One could argue that it's just as disgusting to see a horridly obese person as it is to see unwelcome nudity.

That's just my two philosophical cents.
#129 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
And, again, the law might fault him for it if he were to act on it; but that would not make it unnatural.
User avatar #120 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
you have obviously not pass by a school recently
User avatar #122 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
I've passed by a school and there isn't shit like that where I'm from. And if there is, it is social condemned at least by looks and gossip. And generally that happens on uneducated people.
User avatar #124 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
in not saying i would, but as i live in the US(have an apartment in Italy) the 12 yo's are kind of like the 16 yo's when i was 14. They wear these clothes, and do things that weren't in my mind until high school, and people get had at us because we stare. some of them are dumber than a box of rocks, but they will probably know how to swallow before they reach 8th grade
#107 - Age of consent is 13 there! Gididdy!  [+] (21 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Legal? +1
#138 - kanedam (09/29/2014) [-]
its 14...
User avatar #108 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
You know it's purely costumary right? It's still weird if someone old is sniffing around younger people.
User avatar #109 - Rockaman (09/28/2014) [-]
Not illegal though
User avatar #111 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
Trust me there's no law like that in Italy. That's american presupposition.
User avatar #112 - Rockaman (09/28/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm not American, either way though, you'd be frowned on being a 40-odd person going for a 13 y/o, but it doesn't stop other teenagers.
User avatar #113 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
You are an ignorant and your ways are devious if you think in these kind of ways. Don't get smacked by angry citizens or by people's justice when you go to Italy.
User avatar #119 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm Italian, not that i know the laws by the books, but simply put we don't care much about that where i an from, we kind of just go, "look at that dirty old man" and get in with our lives, but there is a difference between an age gap of 20 years and if 50
User avatar #125 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm European man. There's social condemnation. It's fucking foul and everybody sees that.
User avatar #130 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
Yes the same can be said of sugar daddys
#115 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
Tbh there's nothing unnatural about wanting to fuck a 13 year old girl.
User avatar #118 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
There's nothing unnatural for a 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 years old we can say. Now a 25 year old or a 30 years old that wants to fuck a 13 year old are giant creeps.
#139 - kanedam (09/29/2014) [-]
#121 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
We're all still animals. It's natural regardless of age. Whether you agree with it or think it's "creepy" is a social matter, not a natural matter.
User avatar #123 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
So in your perspective, "We're all still animals" justifies every horrid action. So if someone kills or rape, traffics humans or smuggles drugs, he can say in court: "We're all still animals" and we lower ourselves to a state of lawless survivalism.
#127 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
I literally JUST got done pointing out the difference between natural and social justifications, and now you've gone and got them all mixed up again.

Law and court are social constructs.

Desires to kill or have sex are natural occurrences.

One does not justify or nullify the other. The fact that it's socially illegal to kill does not change the fact that it is a natural urge, and the fact that it is a natural urge does not change the fact that it is socially illegal.

You can voice your dissent if you don't share the attraction to 13 year old girls, but you cannot fault him for being attracted to them.
User avatar #131 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
That's exactly the contrary. I can fault him, if hes a 30 year old, for wanting to have sex with a 13 old. Natural justifications don't justify nothing. Killing and sex (and I mean rape, pedophilia, etc, not consensual sex) are urges and should be put in check. Not wanting to go all Freudian on you, because that old school psychological babble, those two urges are the root of a lot of chaos in humanity.
#134 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
I misspoke, sorry. You can't fault the nature of it, you can fault the social correctness of it.

Killing and rape, yes, it's obvious that those infringe on others' personal rights. But past that it's very arbitrary really which urges we're "supposed" to push down. Why is it legal to indulge your urge to glutton yet illegal to be naked? One could argue that it's just as disgusting to see a horridly obese person as it is to see unwelcome nudity.

That's just my two philosophical cents.
#129 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
And, again, the law might fault him for it if he were to act on it; but that would not make it unnatural.
User avatar #120 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
you have obviously not pass by a school recently
User avatar #122 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
I've passed by a school and there isn't shit like that where I'm from. And if there is, it is social condemned at least by looks and gossip. And generally that happens on uneducated people.
User avatar #124 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
in not saying i would, but as i live in the US(have an apartment in Italy) the 12 yo's are kind of like the 16 yo's when i was 14. They wear these clothes, and do things that weren't in my mind until high school, and people get had at us because we stare. some of them are dumber than a box of rocks, but they will probably know how to swallow before they reach 8th grade
#104 - She's definitely over 13 - I'll take her to Italy first  [+] (23 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Legal? 0
User avatar #105 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
Why Italy?
#107 - Rockaman (09/28/2014) [-]
Age of consent is 13 there! Gididdy!
#138 - kanedam (09/29/2014) [-]
its 14...
User avatar #108 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
You know it's purely costumary right? It's still weird if someone old is sniffing around younger people.
User avatar #109 - Rockaman (09/28/2014) [-]
Not illegal though
User avatar #111 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
Trust me there's no law like that in Italy. That's american presupposition.
User avatar #112 - Rockaman (09/28/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm not American, either way though, you'd be frowned on being a 40-odd person going for a 13 y/o, but it doesn't stop other teenagers.
User avatar #113 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
You are an ignorant and your ways are devious if you think in these kind of ways. Don't get smacked by angry citizens or by people's justice when you go to Italy.
User avatar #119 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm Italian, not that i know the laws by the books, but simply put we don't care much about that where i an from, we kind of just go, "look at that dirty old man" and get in with our lives, but there is a difference between an age gap of 20 years and if 50
User avatar #125 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm European man. There's social condemnation. It's fucking foul and everybody sees that.
User avatar #130 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
Yes the same can be said of sugar daddys
#115 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
Tbh there's nothing unnatural about wanting to fuck a 13 year old girl.
User avatar #118 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
There's nothing unnatural for a 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 years old we can say. Now a 25 year old or a 30 years old that wants to fuck a 13 year old are giant creeps.
#139 - kanedam (09/29/2014) [-]
#121 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
We're all still animals. It's natural regardless of age. Whether you agree with it or think it's "creepy" is a social matter, not a natural matter.
User avatar #123 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
So in your perspective, "We're all still animals" justifies every horrid action. So if someone kills or rape, traffics humans or smuggles drugs, he can say in court: "We're all still animals" and we lower ourselves to a state of lawless survivalism.
#127 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
I literally JUST got done pointing out the difference between natural and social justifications, and now you've gone and got them all mixed up again.

Law and court are social constructs.

Desires to kill or have sex are natural occurrences.

One does not justify or nullify the other. The fact that it's socially illegal to kill does not change the fact that it is a natural urge, and the fact that it is a natural urge does not change the fact that it is socially illegal.

You can voice your dissent if you don't share the attraction to 13 year old girls, but you cannot fault him for being attracted to them.
User avatar #131 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
That's exactly the contrary. I can fault him, if hes a 30 year old, for wanting to have sex with a 13 old. Natural justifications don't justify nothing. Killing and sex (and I mean rape, pedophilia, etc, not consensual sex) are urges and should be put in check. Not wanting to go all Freudian on you, because that old school psychological babble, those two urges are the root of a lot of chaos in humanity.
#134 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
I misspoke, sorry. You can't fault the nature of it, you can fault the social correctness of it.

Killing and rape, yes, it's obvious that those infringe on others' personal rights. But past that it's very arbitrary really which urges we're "supposed" to push down. Why is it legal to indulge your urge to glutton yet illegal to be naked? One could argue that it's just as disgusting to see a horridly obese person as it is to see unwelcome nudity.

That's just my two philosophical cents.
#129 - tck (09/28/2014) [-]
And, again, the law might fault him for it if he were to act on it; but that would not make it unnatural.
User avatar #120 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
you have obviously not pass by a school recently
User avatar #122 - shovelsandskulls (09/28/2014) [-]
I've passed by a school and there isn't shit like that where I'm from. And if there is, it is social condemned at least by looks and gossip. And generally that happens on uneducated people.
User avatar #124 - silverzepher (09/28/2014) [-]
in not saying i would, but as i live in the US(have an apartment in Italy) the 12 yo's are kind of like the 16 yo's when i was 14. They wear these clothes, and do things that weren't in my mind until high school, and people get had at us because we stare. some of them are dumber than a box of rocks, but they will probably know how to swallow before they reach 8th grade
#11 - Still a weak degree, proper Journalists have studied English, …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Help a Stranger go to College! +1
User avatar #15 - KPatorx (09/13/2014) [-]
We study at the American School of Tampico, and the curriculum includes all those topics. Also, I say journalism, but I mean the general classes that need to be taken to be a journalist.
#114 - **Rockaman rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on The box, THE BOX! -1
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A step back from the New World Order?

Do it, Scotties! Do it!
#113 - No it's not. When (not if) Scotland's economy collapses, the r… 09/12/2014 on The box, THE BOX! 0
#109 - America, what a fantastic, non-corrupt, democratic country it is! 09/12/2014 on The box, THE BOX! +2
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User avatar #21 - hotpost (01/22/2014) [-]
gay
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#8 - spior (08/28/2011) [-]
If you hate ponies so much, skip GLORIOUS FAGGOT content. The site isn't made only for you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Rockaman (08/28/2011) [-]
problem is is that I wasn't expecting anything to do with ponies so I watched it and now the matrix feels ruined. Thats why I say **** PONIES.
User avatar #10 to #9 - spior (08/28/2011) [-]
-_-
1. See title
2. See it has something pony related
3. Skip
4. ????
5. Stop bitching
User avatar #11 to #10 - Rockaman (08/28/2011) [-]
Funnily enough I don't know ponies well and had no clue it was ponies from the title.
User avatar #12 to #11 - spior (08/28/2011) [-]
1. See ponies in the comments
2. ?????
3. Discover the internet
User avatar #13 to #12 - Rockaman (08/28/2011) [-]
like most people, I look at the content b4 the comments section. I normally skip MLP crap but this snuck up on me. Also every comments section has stupid ponies on it so that won't exactly work.
User avatar #14 to #13 - spior (08/28/2011) [-]
All you haters say that.
I, on the other hand, hardly ever see any ponies in the comments.
Also since I'm not a gigantic faggot, here's a list of the things to look out for:
Gay Pony
pinkie poo
Flutter Shy
Rarity
Luna
Equestria
Celestia
Twilight

^ see any of these, skip.
User avatar #16 to #14 - Rockaman (08/28/2011) [-]
Nice to know. Will do in the future. Think I get it when I see gay pony tho lol!
User avatar #17 to #16 - spior (08/28/2011) [-]
Heh yea probably :d
User avatar #15 to #14 - spior (08/28/2011) [-]
rawr damn ad­min
First was Rain­bow Dash and second was Pin­kie Pie
User avatar #18 to #15 - Rockaman (08/28/2011) [-]
lol, think Red Spy agrees that ponies are gay!
User avatar #19 to #18 - spior (08/28/2011) [-]
Nah, he just did it to mess around with us. A bro­nie made some video and well, we got new word filters.
User avatar #6 - KingOfLulz (05/02/2011) [-]
Thanks for the compliment on my profile bro.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Rockaman (05/03/2011) [-]
np, your genuinely funny!
User avatar #3 - ThankYouComeAgain (04/14/2011) [-]
bigger
User avatar #4 to #3 - ThankYouComeAgain (04/14/2011) [-]
haha whoops, silly me

don't take any offense to that "bigger" comment

i meant to say

******
User avatar #5 to #4 - Rockaman (04/14/2011) [-]
lol wut???
#1 - wolfiethepirate **User deleted account** (11/03/2010) [-]
I shall haunt your comment section
User avatar #2 to #1 - Rockaman (11/03/2010) [-]
lol
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