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|#56 - **RlCK rolls 63** welp everyone else is doing it..so apparen… [+] (5 new replies)||06/19/2013 on Guess her age (description)||0|
|#16 - haikus are 5-7-5 not 6-8-6, nice try though. [+] (1 new reply)||06/19/2013 on to get to the other side||0|
|#34 - ...go on? [+] (1 new reply)||06/19/2013 on In a bathroom||0|
#35 - originalanonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
I'll explain it. First of all it was a nun, but now for the joke. A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on the statue, the lights go out.
|#45 - Dude..thats deep.||06/18/2013 on repetative grafiti||+10|
|#1433 - male, hell yes.||06/18/2013 on Would you?||0|
|#46 - can someone explain? [+] (2 new replies)||06/17/2013 on God Bless Freddy Mercury||+2|
|#9319 - **RlCK rolls 59** RlCK reporting for duty.||06/14/2013 on Obscurity's profile||0|
|#248 - but now you need an ID to return things without receipts, and …||06/14/2013 on Walmart||0|
|#72 - **RlCK rolls 04**||06/07/2013 on painting feels||0|
|#13 - Picture||05/29/2013 on I think I'm in trouble...||+7|
|#8 - Probably How I Met Your Mother.||05/28/2013 on Oh Edward...you dun goofed||+2|
|#70 - Silly roll, always showing up where I am [+] (1 new reply)||05/23/2013 on Description||0|
|#12 - **RlCK rolls 75** I don't know you, but ima miss you! [+] (6 new replies)||05/22/2013 on Description||+3|
|#32 - Comment deleted||05/20/2013 on He is tripping on acid||0|
|#33 - Well then..I think i have a good video for you...||05/18/2013 on Once Read It Will Never Be...||+5|
|#490 - The black thing..||05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless...||0|
|#57 - Does anyone have the source of this?||05/12/2013 on I bet he was.||+2|
|#15 - "My mother was a tiger, my father was a very brave pig..."||05/12/2013 on Tiger Pig||0|
|#148 - "When people fear the government, there is tyranny. W… [+] (1 new reply)||05/10/2013 on So I am a faggot||+3|
#154 - 2scared2login (05/10/2013) [-]
and congress has a 85% DISapproval rating
|#95 - I had a friend who was a drummer in a heavier local band. His …||05/09/2013 on Not Clever Enough to Think...||+8|
|#37 - It may or may not work...||05/06/2013 on Jack-in-the-box||+5|
|#35 - What about ***** *** ?||05/03/2013 on Whisper into ass||+2|
|#48 - **RlCK rolls 00** [+] (5 new replies)||04/29/2013 on GTFO||+44|
|#116 - Because urinals totally have toilet paper, right?||04/28/2013 on Guys know this feel||+13|
|#133 - Any female with a ****** is equipped to be a pros…||04/28/2013 on Apply cold water pls||+3|