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#29 - I THINK IVE WORKED IT OUT. God-Slayer. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Riddle Challenge to FJ +2
#31 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Maybe the bad bird guards the door to heaven--in the Thomas the Rhymer myth, the road to heaven is full of thorns, while the road to hell is beautiful and has flowers and cobblestones. If this is the case, why couldn't a bad bird guard paradise to try and trick the unfaithful?
#25 - It never stated that the birds stood next to their respective … 01/10/2013 on Riddle Challenge to FJ 0
#23 - I think I've figured out the easy mode answer, You g…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Riddle Challenge to FJ 0
#29 - Rizni (01/10/2013) [-]
I THINK IVE WORKED IT OUT.


God-Slayer.

Ask any bird.

"Point to the door you guard"

If you asked the GOOD bird, he'd point to the door which leads to heaven

If you asked the BAD bird, he'd lie, by not pointing to Hell, and instead pointing to heaven.



BOOM DONE

#31 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Maybe the bad bird guards the door to heaven--in the Thomas the Rhymer myth, the road to heaven is full of thorns, while the road to hell is beautiful and has flowers and cobblestones. If this is the case, why couldn't a bad bird guard paradise to try and trick the unfaithful?
#78 - The origin of most of these type of things where you make up a… 12/18/2011 on The Birthday Game +1
#50 - I rekon this could backfire amazingly quick; Example; Y…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/16/2011 on The greatest super power +28
User avatar #164 - failedfrontflip (02/04/2012) [-]
OP here, wouldnt you just say "that vase is now fixed"?
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#53 - anonymous (12/16/2011) [-]
This reminds me of Lelouch's power from Code Geass... Yeah more of a curse than anything. You could make something happen by accident, by being sarcastic or using figures of speech, or exadurating, you'd have to spend the rest of your life watching what you say with the utmost care

For those that haven't seen Code Geass (Awesome anime btw), Lelouch (The main character) is given the power to make people do whatever he wants for one time by looking at their eyes and activating his power. In the end his power permanantly activates and he can't look at people directly in fear of accidentally ordering them to do something.
He had to learn this the hard way after he said to his best/long-time friend 'I could order you to kill everyone in this country and you'd obey me' Then she goes off and tries to kill everyone. So he has to kill her.
Fuck.
User avatar #144 - daentraya (12/16/2011) [-]
oh. I still have to see that one. I got to episode 14, and then i found a way to read Death note manga :b
#55 - winniedawho (12/16/2011) [-]
AWESOME ANIME!!!


my favoritest part is when they had to over-wise the man who could read minds, i forgot the name, since he can read minds within a radius, lelouch used his power to make his memory lost, and suzaku has to do the rest of the plan.


anyways, i just can't understand the part wherein he is talking to his mother and father wherein they tackled about the creation of a new world, i can't understand that part please explai.
#59 - anonymous (12/16/2011) [-]
--- SPOILERS ---for Code Geass

Yeah, the whole plan to deal with Mao was done quite well

Now that whole scene is rather complex, I don't completely understand it myself, but as far as I know, That realm that they were talking in is the realm of the 'collective unconcious' aka. the personalities, memories, experiences of every human alive and dead (Which is thought of as a god). Now in order for world peace to happen, everyone must understand eachother. Thus Charles and Marianne wanted to fuse every human identity into one; everyone on the earth would think exactly the same. No more wars.
Now Lelouch, realizing that a world of peace where nothing happened, was worse than a world with wars but ever-changing, used his geass on the collective unconcious influencing them to destroy his parents (since they were technically in it's mindspace it could do whatever it wanted to them).
And finally, Suzaku and Lelouch's viewpoints about how they thought the empire should be changed (Climb the ranks and do it from the inside, legally vs Terrorism) are kinda pointless since it's all done now, they join up with eachother again...
#60 - winniedawho (12/16/2011) [-]
WOW, never thought that those villains were "technically" good. i love this anime so much, best anime ever. so epic ending, damn really great
#354 - It never states that the world goes back to when you were 5; j…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2011 on Choose only one 0
User avatar #357 - cuntpunter (12/15/2011) [-]
It never stated that it didn't either. Still the better choice.
#351 - Youth Restored; For all the obvious reasons such as suc…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2011 on Choose only one +4
#364 - dencon (12/15/2011) [-]
I think I agree for an additional reason of I will graduate with a B.A. after 6 years because of bad class scheduling/major switching, and I could go back and redo school with an actual plan in place, also take placement tests at age 5 ;).
#221 - Im sorry if this sounds dumb, but if this works like it should…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2010 on Hilarious Bedroom Prank +16
User avatar #238 - RoryOCallaghan (05/21/2010) [-]
True, but you could maybe do the same to the counterweight bag so that they both empty at roughly the same speed and what's more you'll get the room twice as wet :)
#237 - anonymous (05/21/2010) [-]
make both bags prank bags!

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