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I'm a gay furry. Species: Shark. I enjoy trying to make funny comments on here. Its good to make people laugh.

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#71 - change charizard to purple; pretend to be ridley  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Wrecked those feelings +9
User avatar #90 - daemonico (10/16/2014) [-]
Chubby Ridley
User avatar #75 - Tyranitar (10/16/2014) [-]
Well, he actually does have a purple alt.
User avatar #80 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
thatsthejoke.png
#67 - havnt played since melee, but from what i've heard: exact same…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Wrecked those feelings 0
User avatar #76 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Wtf.
User avatar #82 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
Sakurai also laid out the differences between each of the clones. Lucina and Prince Marth see the biggest difference in that the focus of their sword is in a different place, similar to how Marth and Roy worked back in Super Smash Bros. Melee: Marth does more damage with the tip, but Lucina damages more heavily from the middle of her sword.

www.technobuffalo.com/2014/10/13/super-smash-bros-director-addresses-clone-criticisms/
MARTH: Just the tip!
User avatar #85 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
The only reason it makes sense she's a Marth clone is because, well, she was trying to be just that in the actual game.
#92 - bluemagebrilly (10/16/2014) [-]
Lucina is a bit different for professional game play, I hear, because of the way damage is shifted. She uses different side-special attacks to do the most damage, but the moves themselves are the exact same as Marth's attacks. I felt she should have just been a reskin, or had the Marth moveset placed on a special reskin of her own.

The character herself could have had /so/ many changes to make her unique. Like giving her a spear, which she can get in the actual game, or a horse. I don't really know why they felt like they needed to make clones.
#83 - >the door to mc donalds >the keypad on the card read… 10/16/2014 on $15 An Hour +6
#60 - Looking into it a bit, theres a big outcry of smahsbros and me…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Wrecked those feelings +1
User avatar #65 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Well Roy was a new Marth just a little better. Does Lucina really have no difference?
#121 - superblargh (10/16/2014) [-]
"Roy was a new Marth just a little better..."
User avatar #67 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
havnt played since melee, but from what i've heard: exact same move-set
User avatar #76 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Wtf.
User avatar #82 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
Sakurai also laid out the differences between each of the clones. Lucina and Prince Marth see the biggest difference in that the focus of their sword is in a different place, similar to how Marth and Roy worked back in Super Smash Bros. Melee: Marth does more damage with the tip, but Lucina damages more heavily from the middle of her sword.

www.technobuffalo.com/2014/10/13/super-smash-bros-director-addresses-clone-criticisms/
MARTH: Just the tip!
User avatar #85 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
The only reason it makes sense she's a Marth clone is because, well, she was trying to be just that in the actual game.
#92 - bluemagebrilly (10/16/2014) [-]
Lucina is a bit different for professional game play, I hear, because of the way damage is shifted. She uses different side-special attacks to do the most damage, but the moves themselves are the exact same as Marth's attacks. I felt she should have just been a reskin, or had the Marth moveset placed on a special reskin of her own.

The character herself could have had /so/ many changes to make her unique. Like giving her a spear, which she can get in the actual game, or a horse. I don't really know why they felt like they needed to make clones.
#34 - i used to have two pet garter snakes, would feed them slugs ev…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Fear me. +1
#37 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Garters are cool, I like Ball Pythons too.

I want an easy, small snake, but I also want room for the tank. A Ringneck, would've been perfect, but again, only one way to find out if the venom would even hurt me so it's not happening.
#38 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
my ultimate snake-pet plans is a Jungle Carpet Python, i love yellow/black stuff.
#39 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Doesn't look as friendly as other snakes.
But that's just cuz of facial structure.
#45 - PlagueDoctor (10/16/2014) [-]
I want a Mexican Kingsnake so badly!
#40 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
i was told they're attention hogs, if you don't spend time with them, they get mean.

so I'll just keep him in my lap or something while i play games.
User avatar #62 - leonhardt (10/16/2014) [-]
I love that snakes can actually get fucking bitchy.
#41 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
That's cute.
#42 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
sneks are cuter than they get credit for
#43 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
I think most sneks are adorable.
#66 - ignusim (10/16/2014) [-]
I would love a bush viper, but I have no idea what they're like. I would probably be kill.
#74 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
Extremely strong hemotoxic venom, if you get bit you can look forward to intense pain, swelling of the affected are like a balloon, blood clots, severe hemorrhaging and possibly death. Did I forget to mention there is no antivenom, plus antivenoms used for similar types of snakes have hardly any affect for these bites plus they strike fast. Still though if you think your up for it you'll need an arboreal set up and as bad as I've just made these sound, the good thing is that they do very well in captivity, feed them on mice. Breeding may be a problem if you plan on that though because these are highly cannibalistic.
Really though this isn't the best place to ask about things like this, try Venomlist or RFUK's DWA section, if you ask nicely you'll learn a lot on these sites.
#58 - he really isnt all that bad, you could easily scale his charac…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Wrecked those feelings +3
#59 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but at the same time, people could get mad that you're altering the character design, which is a stupid thing to get mad at since it's not like they changed anything important.
User avatar #60 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
Looking into it a bit, theres a big outcry of smahsbros and metroid fans to get him in the game no matter what, they weren't happy with the boss cameo.

Players want more than just one metroid character. Especially now that they're wasting character slots with that female Marth re-skin
User avatar #65 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Well Roy was a new Marth just a little better. Does Lucina really have no difference?
#121 - superblargh (10/16/2014) [-]
"Roy was a new Marth just a little better..."
User avatar #67 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
havnt played since melee, but from what i've heard: exact same move-set
User avatar #76 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Wtf.
User avatar #82 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
Sakurai also laid out the differences between each of the clones. Lucina and Prince Marth see the biggest difference in that the focus of their sword is in a different place, similar to how Marth and Roy worked back in Super Smash Bros. Melee: Marth does more damage with the tip, but Lucina damages more heavily from the middle of her sword.

www.technobuffalo.com/2014/10/13/super-smash-bros-director-addresses-clone-criticisms/
MARTH: Just the tip!
User avatar #85 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
The only reason it makes sense she's a Marth clone is because, well, she was trying to be just that in the actual game.
#92 - bluemagebrilly (10/16/2014) [-]
Lucina is a bit different for professional game play, I hear, because of the way damage is shifted. She uses different side-special attacks to do the most damage, but the moves themselves are the exact same as Marth's attacks. I felt she should have just been a reskin, or had the Marth moveset placed on a special reskin of her own.

The character herself could have had /so/ many changes to make her unique. Like giving her a spear, which she can get in the actual game, or a horse. I don't really know why they felt like they needed to make clones.
#49 - its not like other characters have been scaled down  [+] (12 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Wrecked those feelings +5
User avatar #79 - BmanX (10/16/2014) [-]
The difference is Bowser has been shown smaller. He's all different sizes in the Mario games, so it still makes sense. Ridley has pretty much always been shown as huge (except for maybe the original Metroid). But in Other M, Fusion and Prime, he's way too big.
#54 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know how big Ridley is, aside from when you fight him in Brawl in the story. (You do right? I don't really remember.)
He was kinda big, the wings take up a lot of space, and I've never seen him with his wings down.
#58 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
he really isnt all that bad, you could easily scale his character model by half and it would be fine, maybe shrink the wings a little more if they're a problem.
#59 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but at the same time, people could get mad that you're altering the character design, which is a stupid thing to get mad at since it's not like they changed anything important.
User avatar #60 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
Looking into it a bit, theres a big outcry of smahsbros and metroid fans to get him in the game no matter what, they weren't happy with the boss cameo.

Players want more than just one metroid character. Especially now that they're wasting character slots with that female Marth re-skin
User avatar #65 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Well Roy was a new Marth just a little better. Does Lucina really have no difference?
#121 - superblargh (10/16/2014) [-]
"Roy was a new Marth just a little better..."
User avatar #67 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
havnt played since melee, but from what i've heard: exact same move-set
User avatar #76 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Wtf.
User avatar #82 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
Sakurai also laid out the differences between each of the clones. Lucina and Prince Marth see the biggest difference in that the focus of their sword is in a different place, similar to how Marth and Roy worked back in Super Smash Bros. Melee: Marth does more damage with the tip, but Lucina damages more heavily from the middle of her sword.

www.technobuffalo.com/2014/10/13/super-smash-bros-director-addresses-clone-criticisms/
MARTH: Just the tip!
User avatar #85 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
The only reason it makes sense she's a Marth clone is because, well, she was trying to be just that in the actual game.
#92 - bluemagebrilly (10/16/2014) [-]
Lucina is a bit different for professional game play, I hear, because of the way damage is shifted. She uses different side-special attacks to do the most damage, but the moves themselves are the exact same as Marth's attacks. I felt she should have just been a reskin, or had the Marth moveset placed on a special reskin of her own.

The character herself could have had /so/ many changes to make her unique. Like giving her a spear, which she can get in the actual game, or a horse. I don't really know why they felt like they needed to make clones.
#29 - Its most likely just a ring-neck, they don't get very big. …  [+] (15 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Fear me. +6
User avatar #72 - freedombirdman (10/16/2014) [-]
I had a pair of them for about a month, had to let them go because they only eat worms and one learned how to escape from the critter tote I had for them. Cute little fuckers, very docile and easy to handle.
#71 - icametocomment (10/16/2014) [-]
I remember seeing one of those in my garage. I got him out, of course.
User avatar #31 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Ringnecks are awesome. If they didn't have venom (which hurts practically no one unless you're allergic to it) I'd catch one. They eat slugs which I have a lot of out side my house.
#34 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
i used to have two pet garter snakes, would feed them slugs every day.

Curious little guys, and damn good escape artists.
we have two conversations on different threads now
#37 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Garters are cool, I like Ball Pythons too.

I want an easy, small snake, but I also want room for the tank. A Ringneck, would've been perfect, but again, only one way to find out if the venom would even hurt me so it's not happening.
#38 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
my ultimate snake-pet plans is a Jungle Carpet Python, i love yellow/black stuff.
#39 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Doesn't look as friendly as other snakes.
But that's just cuz of facial structure.
#45 - PlagueDoctor (10/16/2014) [-]
I want a Mexican Kingsnake so badly!
#40 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
i was told they're attention hogs, if you don't spend time with them, they get mean.

so I'll just keep him in my lap or something while i play games.
User avatar #62 - leonhardt (10/16/2014) [-]
I love that snakes can actually get fucking bitchy.
#41 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
That's cute.
#42 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
sneks are cuter than they get credit for
#43 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
I think most sneks are adorable.
#66 - ignusim (10/16/2014) [-]
I would love a bush viper, but I have no idea what they're like. I would probably be kill.
#74 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
Extremely strong hemotoxic venom, if you get bit you can look forward to intense pain, swelling of the affected are like a balloon, blood clots, severe hemorrhaging and possibly death. Did I forget to mention there is no antivenom, plus antivenoms used for similar types of snakes have hardly any affect for these bites plus they strike fast. Still though if you think your up for it you'll need an arboreal set up and as bad as I've just made these sound, the good thing is that they do very well in captivity, feed them on mice. Breeding may be a problem if you plan on that though because these are highly cannibalistic.
Really though this isn't the best place to ask about things like this, try Venomlist or RFUK's DWA section, if you ask nicely you'll learn a lot on these sites.
#41 - if it had Mewtwo and/or Ridley i would already own it. …  [+] (22 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Wrecked those feelings +4
#48 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #105 - guitarassassin (10/16/2014) [-]
This argument is idiotic. They changed pretty much every character's size/proportions for the series. Why is it so hard to make Ridley the same size as Bowser? Hell, Bowser usually towers over Mario, literally, yet he's only abnormally taller than Mario. Ridley can fit. Nintendo just doesn't want to use him. Not to mention, his size was just fine in the Melee intro.
User avatar #93 - joshwontwon (10/16/2014) [-]
I just have this to say, Olimar is too fucking small, so they increased his size.
User avatar #87 - Rvalldrgg (10/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #66 - Tyranitar (10/16/2014) [-]
It's not that he's too big that bothers me, it's the fact that he would basically be a 5-jump Bowser clone. And we already have Charizard.
#71 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
change charizard to purple; pretend to be ridley
User avatar #90 - daemonico (10/16/2014) [-]
Chubby Ridley
User avatar #75 - Tyranitar (10/16/2014) [-]
Well, he actually does have a purple alt.
User avatar #80 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
thatsthejoke.png
#49 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
its not like other characters have been scaled down
User avatar #79 - BmanX (10/16/2014) [-]
The difference is Bowser has been shown smaller. He's all different sizes in the Mario games, so it still makes sense. Ridley has pretty much always been shown as huge (except for maybe the original Metroid). But in Other M, Fusion and Prime, he's way too big.
#54 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know how big Ridley is, aside from when you fight him in Brawl in the story. (You do right? I don't really remember.)
He was kinda big, the wings take up a lot of space, and I've never seen him with his wings down.
#58 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
he really isnt all that bad, you could easily scale his character model by half and it would be fine, maybe shrink the wings a little more if they're a problem.
#59 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but at the same time, people could get mad that you're altering the character design, which is a stupid thing to get mad at since it's not like they changed anything important.
User avatar #60 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
Looking into it a bit, theres a big outcry of smahsbros and metroid fans to get him in the game no matter what, they weren't happy with the boss cameo.

Players want more than just one metroid character. Especially now that they're wasting character slots with that female Marth re-skin
User avatar #65 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Well Roy was a new Marth just a little better. Does Lucina really have no difference?
#121 - superblargh (10/16/2014) [-]
"Roy was a new Marth just a little better..."
User avatar #67 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
havnt played since melee, but from what i've heard: exact same move-set
User avatar #76 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
Wtf.
User avatar #82 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
Sakurai also laid out the differences between each of the clones. Lucina and Prince Marth see the biggest difference in that the focus of their sword is in a different place, similar to how Marth and Roy worked back in Super Smash Bros. Melee: Marth does more damage with the tip, but Lucina damages more heavily from the middle of her sword.

www.technobuffalo.com/2014/10/13/super-smash-bros-director-addresses-clone-criticisms/
MARTH: Just the tip!
User avatar #85 - yiffcario (10/16/2014) [-]
The only reason it makes sense she's a Marth clone is because, well, she was trying to be just that in the actual game.
#92 - bluemagebrilly (10/16/2014) [-]
Lucina is a bit different for professional game play, I hear, because of the way damage is shifted. She uses different side-special attacks to do the most damage, but the moves themselves are the exact same as Marth's attacks. I felt she should have just been a reskin, or had the Marth moveset placed on a special reskin of her own.

The character herself could have had /so/ many changes to make her unique. Like giving her a spear, which she can get in the actual game, or a horse. I don't really know why they felt like they needed to make clones.
#20 - hey newprinny  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Andyyyy 0
User avatar #23 - newprinny (10/16/2014) [-]
That's not me, I was just as confused when I saw it, dood.
#57 - jimmyneubtron (10/18/2014) [-]
oh shit I just ripped you off mang sorry sheeiiittt
#58 - newprinny (10/18/2014) [-]
Is k, dood.
#52 - So this is where all his creativity goes. Still, you'…  [+] (40 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Green Arrow +44
User avatar #100 - captainprincess (10/16/2014) [-]
I don't think the green one is about creativity though, but willpower?
Like you can be boring as hell but if you have the willpower of a sun you the best damn green lantern

But don't quote me I don't know a whole lot about the lantern corps
A shitty internet lantern test told me I'm purple though which is nice

favourite colour so yea
User avatar #143 - ICEDgrunge (10/16/2014) [-]
Kyle Rayner is the Green Lantern with the creativity, Hal Jordan? Not so much. Hal's extremely powerful, but not exactly the one with the colorful pallet of imagination.
User avatar #144 - captainprincess (10/16/2014) [-]
how does creativity help a green lantern though I wonder
User avatar #207 - heartlessrobot (10/16/2014) [-]
Creativity helps all the lanterns.
You can make a fist, or you can make a really long spear so you can shank people without getting in punching range like a dumbass.
User avatar #208 - captainprincess (10/16/2014) [-]
But it's not the fuel right
Your spear could buckle like a goddamn spaghetto
User avatar #210 - heartlessrobot (10/16/2014) [-]
Right, but to actually BE a green lantern, you need strong enough willpower to actually do something with the ring.
User avatar #213 - captainprincess (10/17/2014) [-]
Yeah

But I mean I'd pick the boring hammer with the willpower of a sun behind it
than the creative noodle spear

's all I'mma say
User avatar #215 - heartlessrobot (10/17/2014) [-]
Boring hammer doesn't help if you've still bitten off more than you can chew.
User avatar #216 - captainprincess (10/17/2014) [-]
Yeah

But Batman can beat Darkseid, and I refuse to suck his bat-dick like he's some sort of God, so the only logical follow-up is Darkseid's shit do stink a little
User avatar #218 - heartlessrobot (10/17/2014) [-]
If you're the main character of a comic, you can do anything.
User avatar #220 - captainprincess (10/17/2014) [-]
Yeah
That doesn't make it not a stupid contrivance though

One of the most willful green lanterns can't make a fist that doesn't shatter on his face but a fucking human with toys can be the first to dodge his Omega Beams?
User avatar #221 - heartlessrobot (10/17/2014) [-]
Well, Batman's #1 weapon against overpowered chumps is the fact that they always underestimate him.
User avatar #223 - captainprincess (10/17/2014) [-]
Yeah

But Superman couldn't dodge the beams
Superman is definitely faster than Batman, in both speed and reaction time
User avatar #224 - heartlessrobot (10/17/2014) [-]
I shoot at someone that thinks they're bullet-proof, and I know they're gonna stand there and not move, I'll hit them. I shoot at someone, but they knew exactly when I'd shoot, they can duck before I've realized they've moved, and pull the trigger without aiming to follow.
User avatar #225 - captainprincess (10/17/2014) [-]
Except Omega beams don't seem to work like bullets
User avatar #226 - heartlessrobot (10/17/2014) [-]
They do if Darkseid is being a cocky little bitch.
User avatar #227 - captainprincess (10/17/2014) [-]
Still

I mean I can't rag too much it WAS supes who gave him the ebatdown after that dodging BS

Alls I'm saying is when Batman is smart like arming whatevertheywere, hellspores or something his own world to negotiate hostage release, that's cool

Being bullshit and having greater alacrity and speed than a godsdamned godly superhuman alien, that's boring because at that point he's a gary stu
User avatar #231 - heartlessrobot (10/17/2014) [-]
Like when Oxymandias somehow beat the shit out of Rorschach, the second best fighter in the world, and Niteowl, the third best fighter in the world, then caught a fucking bullet?
User avatar #232 - captainprincess (10/17/2014) [-]
Yeeeeeea
User avatar #229 - heartlessrobot (10/17/2014) [-]
Any character that is overpowered (IE is immortal, indestructible, etc) deserves to get his shit served on a platter or at least knocked down a peg or two by a normal character, like when Rorschach flipped the fuck out at Dr. Manhattan. I still think that Ozymandias should have gotten his ass whooped in the movie, he was fighting the second and third best fighters in the world.
User avatar #230 - captainprincess (10/17/2014) [-]
Yeah true
But make it interesting
Don't pull out "oh suddenly the normalguy did this supercool thing that the superguy couldn't do cause he's so fuckin cool no really you guise"
User avatar #145 - ICEDgrunge (10/16/2014) [-]
All power rings allow Lanterns to generate anything their mind can imagine, whether it be a gatling gun, battering ram, dildo or tower shield. The stronger the willpower, the stronger the lantern. The greater creativity makes a more diverse fighter.
User avatar #146 - captainprincess (10/16/2014) [-]
Diverse fighting won't help much if your diversity has the power of a wet banana
User avatar #147 - ICEDgrunge (10/16/2014) [-]
Well it's a good thing the Lantern in the gif is not Kyle Rayner, the creative one. As I said, Hal Jordan is powerful, but that only gets you so far against fuckin' Darkseid.
User avatar #148 - captainprincess (10/16/2014) [-]
I don't know enough about lanterns to make comment on that to be honest
I know batman dodged his super eyebeams so he's not as hot shit as he seems
User avatar #151 - ICEDgrunge (10/16/2014) [-]
The Lantern Corps are a very interesting part of the DC Universe, and Hal Jordan is bar-none my favorite superhero, regardless of how reckless and plain brash they've made him recently.

This movie really does not do much justice for most superheros present in it, honestly. It's pretty retarded that Batman was able to dodge his Omega Beams, when at the same time Darkseid has caught even Superman off guard in fights. It's a shame that a movie that puts Darkseid front and center is not one to accurately judge him.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Crisis
In that comic, Darkseid literally sunders reality and drives the universe to collapse inside his own spiritual essence.
User avatar #152 - captainprincess (10/16/2014) [-]
I much prefer the blue lanterns
They have a white corgi
User avatar #155 - ICEDgrunge (10/16/2014) [-]
Green lanterns have a fuckin' squirrel that can stop the brain from releasing neurotransmitters and electrical impulses, thus rendering one immobile.
To each his own.
User avatar #156 - captainprincess (10/16/2014) [-]
Well, that's COOL

but not "space corgi powered by the neverending fountain of optimistic hope that is the mind of a dog" cool
User avatar #157 - ICEDgrunge (10/16/2014) [-]
Very true. Only problem is,

It's not a pug.
User avatar #158 - captainprincess (10/16/2014) [-]
Nothing's perfect
#160 - ICEDgrunge (10/16/2014) [-]
#161 - captainprincess (10/16/2014) [-]
#101 - RipperMan (10/16/2014) [-]
will power is the fuel to make what a green lantern can think of.
User avatar #103 - captainprincess (10/16/2014) [-]
Yea

So his fist sucked cause he just wasn't into it enough
lel
User avatar #130 - youngchief (10/16/2014) [-]
Or because he was fighting darkseid
User avatar #132 - captainprincess (10/16/2014) [-]
Well I mean
Batman of all people dodged his Omega Beams

Clearly his shit do stink a little
User avatar #133 - youngchief (10/16/2014) [-]
Truth be told batman has no business standing in front of Darkseid at all. Batman dodging the beams when superman can't is just bull
User avatar #209 - heartlessrobot (10/16/2014) [-]
Maybe it was really fucking obvious and super dupe was too slow mentally.
User avatar #134 - captainprincess (10/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest
I was expecting some of that all-too-common Bat-Dick-Sucking that goes around, making batman a boring and shitty hero imo

It was much better when he did the thing where he armed darkseid's superweapon things on his own planet to bargain for a hostage release or something

SMART batman is cool
BS batman is boring
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User avatar #119 - osmosis (10/16/2014) [-]
You have any idea how long it takes for a cell to get to africa, give me some time to work my magic.
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*furiously clicking intensifies*
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User avatar #63 - captainprincess (10/15/2014) [-]
noo I fell a few places

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#20 - icrapgoldndiamonds (10/16/2014) [-]
im loving these
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#24 - icrapgoldndiamonds (10/16/2014) [-]
perfect
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#10 - RipperMan (10/15/2014) [-]
that one's nearly perfect
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#134 - firuswolf (6 hours ago) [-]
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
#133 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
saving for later
#119 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
arclight (angel) thresh
#127 to #119 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
varus
#126 to #125 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
vandal thresh
#118 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#117 - RipperMan ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
**RipperMan rolls 1,182**
#115 to #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
huh.. it works
#112 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
How i spend my days
How i spend my days
User avatar #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random comment #279 posted by hoponthefeelstrain at That awkward moment... ** :
Okay I don't want to sound mean but having one black friend isn't like a "get out of jail free card" and I understand you'd be friends with him no matter his color. You shouldn't refer to your friend who just happens to be gay, as your gay friend. Do you get what I'm saying? And I understand fj isn't one single person but fj is full of double standards.

I don't like the KKK because my boyfriend is white and I see nothing wrong with races mixing. Humans have differences yes, but spreading out our genes is a good thing. Let's say white people are more intelligent and black people are more athletic because it's in their genes. You get a white parent and a black parent and now the child has intelligence and strength. I know genetics aren't that simple, it's just an example.
User avatar #113 to #106 - alekksandar (06/28/2014) [-]
But the KKK are the good guys ):
#108 to #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Large pizza with extra hitler **
User avatar #93 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
scalies. scalies. scalies. scalies.
User avatar #94 to #93 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
kitties kitties kitties?
User avatar #95 to #94 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
cats are like, soooooo 2 years ago.

sharks are now IN.
#96 to #95 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
true
User avatar #97 to #96 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
that drawing... it puts my drawings to shame. ):
User avatar #98 to #97 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
and that was like a 10 minute speed painting :/
#99 to #98 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew how to draw scalies and sharks better

but I guess that guy who drew that has what, probably twenty years more experience than I do.
#100 to #99 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and that doesn't look half bad

All my pencil sketches end up looking way better than anything i make on digital
User avatar #101 to #100 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Same, I always think that I'll improve the work when I color it in photoshop, but end up looking at something generic-looking and bland.
User avatar #102 to #101 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and the lines always look too pixilated, even when i draw with the tablet
User avatar #103 to #102 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
You seem like a good guy. But are you black, muslim, a gipsy or jewish?
www.funnyjunk.com/user/blazingpelt/449#449
User avatar #104 to #103 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
D: none of the above
User avatar #105 to #104 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Good. I consider you a friend then.
User avatar #92 - gagster (10/26/2013) [-]
Was that you who just asked for a battle?
User avatar #89 - citry (06/21/2013) [-]
hello my first, it has almost been our anniversary.
User avatar #90 to #89 - RipperMan ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
oh my, hows it been?
User avatar #91 to #90 - citry (06/22/2013) [-]
just swell. I wish you would call more often though
User avatar #84 - garymotherfingoak (05/23/2013) [-]
linked me to the wrong comment due to a comment rollback several months ago
#86 to #84 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
because im lazy
#75 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
remember me?
remember me?
#76 to #75 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Should I?
#77 to #76 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
you were my first. How could you not remember?!?
#78 to #77 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
And you have yet to get a second, besides yourself.
#79 to #78 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
Here i thought, you were different than the rest.
#80 to #79 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
But I am different, I'm a snake.
#81 to #80 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
#82 to #81 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
If you cant handle what I truly am, then I shall take my leave.
#83 to #82 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
go for you clearly aren't a man, for to be a man you must have honor and penis. If i ever see you again, you shall rue the day!
User avatar #85 to #83 - garymotherfingoak (05/23/2013) [-]
something happen between you two?
#87 to #85 - shepardbdead (05/24/2013) [-]
get out of here gary
User avatar #68 - ryanfitzy (12/09/2012) [-]
Thank you for the multiple donations bro. I will get the badge in no time from supporters like you, and we will all eventually have a great inventory of Golden Goods haha.
User avatar #69 to #68 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
i never use gold at all, might as well just give it to ya ;3
User avatar #66 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
note to self
"And to someone with either a Strong, or Very Strong Slot Machine (there's only one person with the Very Strong though, and it's landminesvssm"
User avatar #67 to #66 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Chocolate, Crystal, and the imp is easy!

Just pick up tokens, and tickets (prioritize tokens).
Cash in tokens for tickets, cash in tickets for chests.

The Imp you'll get from chests eventually, you'll get crystal chest sets from those, which will get the crystal.
You also get chocolate gamblers from chests, so you can get the bear from those, or at the very least get other bears to trade for it.

You'll also get a ton of gems from chests for that part.
And a ton of ore to make the badge.

You'll also get trojan chests, but you'll have to get the keys for them, and they can be empty a lot too.
#63 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
What do you want for a blue filly egg?
User avatar #64 to #63 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
i was wanting to hold on to those actually
#65 to #64 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
are you willing to trade one for some ores/ingots? need it for item count
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#54 to #53 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
ello there
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User avatar #56 to #55 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
used to be hmm?
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#58 to #57 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
bah, i like to be different, you can keep your conformist fur :V
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#60 to #59 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
better than red foxes
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#50 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
#51 to #50 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
gravity hammer diamond axe
#52 to #51 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
energy sword diamond sword
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