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Age: 22
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Consoles Owned: xbox360, N64, PS2, GBA, 3Ds
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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:11/23/2014
Location:Central Coast Cali
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I'm a gay furry. Species: Shark. I enjoy trying to make funny comments on here. Its good to make people laugh.

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#17 - **RipperMan rolled image ** well, check out my man!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Exactly :) +3
User avatar #18 - thepuckisthis (11/19/2014) [-]
o.o
#14 - but the cat isnt even on the bed in the first four pictures. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on damn cats 0
#15 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
He took pictures after each cup was placed. He did not know when his cat will move and mess up the tower he was trying to build.
#11 - there's only one B&B in my book 11/19/2014 on Meanwhile, in the Forgotten... +5
#21 - Picture 11/19/2014 on (untitled) +11
#41 - Or a toyota camry. God i worked at a gas station too …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Dogs 0
User avatar #53 - EpicAnon (11/19/2014) [-]
Dodge Viper
Doge
And there are Shiba Inu's in the trunk in OP
User avatar #54 - RipperMan (11/19/2014) [-]
those are pomeranians
#55 - EpicAnon (11/20/2014) [-]
yfw talking dogs to me
#171 - My main deck has always been a mono-black kill spell thing. Lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Magic the Bathering 0
#228 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
You should look at getting a Lilianna of Dark Realms, I used that in combo with the two Nightmares I had in the deck and holy crap did that do amazingly. Her +1 ability is find a swamp and put it in your hand, then shuffle. For creatures whose P/T is based on number of swamps, this is insanely OP. Also, her -6 permanently makes all Swamps act as 4 black manas when tapped. So a 4 drop could be played by only tapping one swamp.
#166 - my neighbor and his friend come over some weekends to do a thr…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Magic the Bathering 0
#255 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
sorry, not convoke, I meant delve
#170 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
I've seen most of the set, I guess it's a pretty good set, but not much on life gain (which is essentially all I play) so I'm a little bias towards not liking it. If you play graveyard, I would not suggest the convoke cards since they'll just exile all your graveyard cards, but if you have spells that can return from exile (my blue/black milling friend has one) then feel free to use it.
User avatar #171 - RipperMan (11/19/2014) [-]
My main deck has always been a mono-black kill spell thing. Lots of target player sacs their own creatures, fuck hexproof.

Usually use Nightmares to win the game, but i had to get creative while they were out of standard.
#228 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
You should look at getting a Lilianna of Dark Realms, I used that in combo with the two Nightmares I had in the deck and holy crap did that do amazingly. Her +1 ability is find a swamp and put it in your hand, then shuffle. For creatures whose P/T is based on number of swamps, this is insanely OP. Also, her -6 permanently makes all Swamps act as 4 black manas when tapped. So a 4 drop could be played by only tapping one swamp.
#157 - the thing is i've hardly even used any decks in the past two y…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Magic the Bathering 0
#158 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
dude that stinks :/ I've been looking around but no one from my school plays Magic, so I only get to play during boy scouting events (everyone in my troop plays).

So you don't even really get to play at all?
User avatar #166 - RipperMan (11/19/2014) [-]
my neighbor and his friend come over some weekends to do a three player draft, thats about it.

Recently, his friend got a job where he has to work on weekends. That started right as M15 came out, so i've seen very little of m15 and Kahns
#255 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
sorry, not convoke, I meant delve
#170 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
I've seen most of the set, I guess it's a pretty good set, but not much on life gain (which is essentially all I play) so I'm a little bias towards not liking it. If you play graveyard, I would not suggest the convoke cards since they'll just exile all your graveyard cards, but if you have spells that can return from exile (my blue/black milling friend has one) then feel free to use it.
User avatar #171 - RipperMan (11/19/2014) [-]
My main deck has always been a mono-black kill spell thing. Lots of target player sacs their own creatures, fuck hexproof.

Usually use Nightmares to win the game, but i had to get creative while they were out of standard.
#228 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
You should look at getting a Lilianna of Dark Realms, I used that in combo with the two Nightmares I had in the deck and holy crap did that do amazingly. Her +1 ability is find a swamp and put it in your hand, then shuffle. For creatures whose P/T is based on number of swamps, this is insanely OP. Also, her -6 permanently makes all Swamps act as 4 black manas when tapped. So a 4 drop could be played by only tapping one swamp.
#149 - I got a foil. Its doing nothing but sit in a box of c…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Magic the Bathering 0
#152 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
I'll trade you my Athreos, God of Passage for it.
User avatar #157 - RipperMan (11/19/2014) [-]
the thing is i've hardly even used any decks in the past two years.

there's no FNM near me, and i only play the occasion draft with a couple friends
#158 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
dude that stinks :/ I've been looking around but no one from my school plays Magic, so I only get to play during boy scouting events (everyone in my troop plays).

So you don't even really get to play at all?
User avatar #166 - RipperMan (11/19/2014) [-]
my neighbor and his friend come over some weekends to do a three player draft, thats about it.

Recently, his friend got a job where he has to work on weekends. That started right as M15 came out, so i've seen very little of m15 and Kahns
#255 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
sorry, not convoke, I meant delve
#170 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
I've seen most of the set, I guess it's a pretty good set, but not much on life gain (which is essentially all I play) so I'm a little bias towards not liking it. If you play graveyard, I would not suggest the convoke cards since they'll just exile all your graveyard cards, but if you have spells that can return from exile (my blue/black milling friend has one) then feel free to use it.
User avatar #171 - RipperMan (11/19/2014) [-]
My main deck has always been a mono-black kill spell thing. Lots of target player sacs their own creatures, fuck hexproof.

Usually use Nightmares to win the game, but i had to get creative while they were out of standard.
#228 - starlordoriginal (11/19/2014) [-]
You should look at getting a Lilianna of Dark Realms, I used that in combo with the two Nightmares I had in the deck and holy crap did that do amazingly. Her +1 ability is find a swamp and put it in your hand, then shuffle. For creatures whose P/T is based on number of swamps, this is insanely OP. Also, her -6 permanently makes all Swamps act as 4 black manas when tapped. So a 4 drop could be played by only tapping one swamp.
#88 - good luck upgrading your PS4 when another "generation&quo… 11/19/2014 on console war 0
#8 - Now realize this is a 6'5" white dude. 11/18/2014 on Meanwhile, in Michigan... +6
#9 - and no couragexplain? for shame.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Before we even knew +2
User avatar #12 - moisture (11/19/2014) [-]
and no Gayfurryalliance? Something's fishy...
#8 - Raziel?!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on RPG funnies 2.0 +6
User avatar #24 - dndxplain (11/19/2014) [-]
Raziel is, in the jewish mysticism (kaballah) the "prince of second heaven"
#22 - I used to play at Friday Night Magic events. The more serious …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Magic the Bathering +4
User avatar #193 - Umbranaught (11/19/2014) [-]
In my experience, the most pro players don't give a shit about rarity at all. I was in it for collecting more than winning, so I'd sit next to the pros during a draft just because they would pass all sorts of rare shit
#20 - You're both males superman.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on asdf +5
#59 - magicmatchsticks (11/19/2014) [-]
heheh... SUPER gay...
cause they're
super
#20 - "he might even be a 9gager" also what …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Matt Taylor the hero the... +77
User avatar #122 - domny (11/19/2014) [-]
i guess this post comes from 9gag
at least that means they think good of him too.
User avatar #109 - EpicAnon (11/19/2014) [-]
,,is problem presentedd here?,,
#76 - kristovsky (11/19/2014) [-]
They do it in German
#32 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
Non-English speakers....

'murica
#20 - "just stop" is pretty sound advice, he's one of the … 11/18/2014 on Boris supports the shirt! +2
#81 - Its almost like guys with the same facial-hair style look similar  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Listen up. +1
#92 - beastkenten (11/18/2014) [-]
I'm more focused on the crazy similarities in Michael (middle) and Dr. Comets lips and somewhat nose. Other than the faint smile, they are almost similar .
User avatar #82 - capslockrage (11/18/2014) [-]
You act like I'm only looking at the facial hair
#5 - If you order a pizza for yourself at a party with thirty peopl… 11/18/2014 on hey pizzanos +6
#10 - This is a serious problem in california. It rained on…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Panic +1
User avatar #14 - bagguhsleep (11/18/2014) [-]
I'm probably gonna be in one of those crashes. It doesn't rain here enough for me to get used to driving in it.

Fuck this drought, man.
#25 - "frozen ice" i think you mean blood.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Moth camoflauged as a frog +3
#30 - zeroqp (11/18/2014) [-]
fuck

I kept telling myself to make sure to write "frozen blood" instead of ice, but I dun goofed.

woohoo, go me.
#29 - My bad; 12 sided. He's a Hexagonal. 11/18/2014 on Fro zone +1
#28 - Not really barrel dice Even a regular …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Fro zone +7
#29 - RipperMan (11/18/2014) [-]
My bad; 12 sided.

He's a Hexagonal.
#208 - your profile picture is even an anthro pimp wolf  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Now you won't feel so weird 0
User avatar #241 - WolfPrince (11/19/2014) [-]
It's Warwick, a werewolf from League of Legends.
#206 - It all comes back to the vocal, or visual, minority focused by…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Now you won't feel so weird 0
User avatar #220 - affix (11/18/2014) [-]
Dont get me wrong man, i watch everything we have just mentioned. I love all of it.
But you're right, its the minorities that plague the group and establish stereotypes.
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#136 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
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#134 - firuswolf (10/19/2014) [-]
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
#133 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
saving for later
#119 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
arclight (angel) thresh
#127 to #119 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
varus
#126 to #125 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
vandal thresh
#118 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
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#117 - RipperMan ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
**RipperMan rolls 1,182**
#115 to #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
huh.. it works
#112 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
How i spend my days
How i spend my days
User avatar #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random comment #279 posted by hoponthefeelstrain at That awkward moment... ** :
Okay I don't want to sound mean but having one black friend isn't like a "get out of jail free card" and I understand you'd be friends with him no matter his color. You shouldn't refer to your friend who just happens to be gay, as your gay friend. Do you get what I'm saying? And I understand fj isn't one single person but fj is full of double standards.

I don't like the KKK because my boyfriend is white and I see nothing wrong with races mixing. Humans have differences yes, but spreading out our genes is a good thing. Let's say white people are more intelligent and black people are more athletic because it's in their genes. You get a white parent and a black parent and now the child has intelligence and strength. I know genetics aren't that simple, it's just an example.
User avatar #113 to #106 - alekksandar (06/28/2014) [-]
But the KKK are the good guys ):
#108 to #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Large pizza with extra hitler **
User avatar #93 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
scalies. scalies. scalies. scalies.
User avatar #94 to #93 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
kitties kitties kitties?
User avatar #95 to #94 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
cats are like, soooooo 2 years ago.

sharks are now IN.
#96 to #95 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
true
User avatar #97 to #96 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
that drawing... it puts my drawings to shame. ):
User avatar #98 to #97 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
and that was like a 10 minute speed painting :/
#99 to #98 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew how to draw scalies and sharks better

but I guess that guy who drew that has what, probably twenty years more experience than I do.
#100 to #99 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and that doesn't look half bad

All my pencil sketches end up looking way better than anything i make on digital
User avatar #101 to #100 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Same, I always think that I'll improve the work when I color it in photoshop, but end up looking at something generic-looking and bland.
User avatar #102 to #101 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and the lines always look too pixilated, even when i draw with the tablet
User avatar #103 to #102 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
You seem like a good guy. But are you black, muslim, a gipsy or jewish?
www.funnyjunk.com/user/blazingpelt/449#449
User avatar #104 to #103 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
D: none of the above
User avatar #105 to #104 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Good. I consider you a friend then.
User avatar #92 - gagster (10/26/2013) [-]
Was that you who just asked for a battle?
User avatar #89 - citry (06/21/2013) [-]
hello my first, it has almost been our anniversary.
User avatar #90 to #89 - RipperMan ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
oh my, hows it been?
User avatar #91 to #90 - citry (06/22/2013) [-]
just swell. I wish you would call more often though
User avatar #84 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
linked me to the wrong comment due to a comment rollback several months ago
#86 to #84 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
because im lazy
#75 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
remember me?
remember me?
#76 to #75 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Should I?
#77 to #76 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
you were my first. How could you not remember?!?
#78 to #77 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
And you have yet to get a second, besides yourself.
#79 to #78 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
Here i thought, you were different than the rest.
#80 to #79 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
But I am different, I'm a snake.
#81 to #80 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
#82 to #81 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
If you cant handle what I truly am, then I shall take my leave.
#83 to #82 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
go for you clearly aren't a man, for to be a man you must have honor and penis. If i ever see you again, you shall rue the day!
User avatar #85 to #83 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
something happen between you two?
#87 to #85 - shepardbdead (05/24/2013) [-]
get out of here gary
User avatar #88 to #87 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
;_; k
User avatar #68 - ryanfitzy (12/09/2012) [-]
Thank you for the multiple donations bro. I will get the badge in no time from supporters like you, and we will all eventually have a great inventory of Golden Goods haha.
User avatar #69 to #68 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
i never use gold at all, might as well just give it to ya ;3
User avatar #66 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
note to self
"And to someone with either a Strong, or Very Strong Slot Machine (there's only one person with the Very Strong though, and it's landminesvssm"
User avatar #67 to #66 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Chocolate, Crystal, and the imp is easy!

Just pick up tokens, and tickets (prioritize tokens).
Cash in tokens for tickets, cash in tickets for chests.

The Imp you'll get from chests eventually, you'll get crystal chest sets from those, which will get the crystal.
You also get chocolate gamblers from chests, so you can get the bear from those, or at the very least get other bears to trade for it.

You'll also get a ton of gems from chests for that part.
And a ton of ore to make the badge.

You'll also get trojan chests, but you'll have to get the keys for them, and they can be empty a lot too.
#63 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
What do you want for a blue filly egg?
User avatar #64 to #63 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
i was wanting to hold on to those actually
#65 to #64 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
are you willing to trade one for some ores/ingots? need it for item count
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#54 to #53 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
ello there
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User avatar #56 to #55 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
used to be hmm?
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#58 to #57 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
bah, i like to be different, you can keep your conformist fur :V
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#60 to #59 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
better than red foxes
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