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Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: xbox360, N64, PS2, GBA, 3Ds
X-box Gamertag: ask me
Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:Central Coast Cali
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I'm a bisexual furry. Species: raptor/snake hybrid (Snaptor!) I enjoy trying to make funny comments on here. I'm also trying to collect gay/rainbow items, will trade anything i have for them

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#56 - Picture 07/20/2014 on Gymblastics +22
#131 - -Main series: Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed II, Assassin'… 07/20/2014 on introducing... GAMEBALL! 0
#67 - that's some Vintage internet right there 07/20/2014 on The Universe to Scale 0
#65 - bullshit.gif  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on The Universe to Scale +5
User avatar #77 - shadowedge (07/20/2014) [-]
Fuck, you beat me to it.
#58 - Micheal Jackson one was my favorite, and i dont even listen to… 07/20/2014 on Dark Horse sang in 20... +3
#1208 - you dont have to get out of bed to pee 07/20/2014 on feels part 9000 +5
#142 - comicexplain is that the armor batman built to fight bane? 07/20/2014 on Vader vs Xenomorph 0
#325 - four tits? thats just sick  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Help me prove him wrong 0
User avatar #520 - Bion (07/19/2014) [-]
One for each of your hands
#47 - that would make the most sense, but in the show and manga the …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Brofist 0
User avatar #54 - jdizzleapplepie (07/19/2014) [-]
well theoretically, they're energy and energy can move if given sentience. but that's all theoretical as there's no known real world precedence of sentient energy. just look at Rotom, it's made out of ghostly energy and it moves on its own. so if that is the principle being used, the energy limbo thing might NOT be far off.

the flaws i've found with "ideal environment" theory is that the ideal environment for a Mantine is with multiple Remoraid within the vicinity. and pokeballs can't store multiple pokemon. like i said, it's all theory.
#53 - needs to explode on the third boop 07/18/2014 on Disabled kitten learns to walk +1
#64 - how dare you forget the question mark? 07/16/2014 on True love +2
#15 - i.. i guess that makes sense. it still ruins the way …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on True love +2
#16 - kyngee (07/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. Like in context of him yelling at Snape I don't see how a rhetorical question works, but I guess that's just the script.

In all honestly, fuck the complexity of the English language.
#38 - vapaus (07/16/2014) [-]
Rhetorical questions are intended to be answered through extrapolated information that is obvious to everyone including the one who asked, therefore no need to verbally answer. The only real purpose of asking one is to instead add an effect of intense awareness, where the listener is meant to then acknowledge that the asker honestly disagrees greatly or is baffled by the negative qualities of the target of the question.

TL;DR Harry asked Snape that question to have Snape become aware of his arrogant actions in Harry's eyes.
#83 - kyngee (07/16/2014) [-]
#12 - i always hate how this gif ends in a question mark?  [+] (11 new replies) 07/16/2014 on True love +8
#18 - firereadyaim (07/16/2014) [-]
probably because "how dare you?" is a question.
see the "how" part?
#42 - vapaus (07/16/2014) [-]
More so than a question, I think that people see it as a remark on the listener. Although "How dare you?" seems correct through the exact definition of 'dare', making the question "How do you find the courage to do that?", I believe others see 'dare' as short-hand for 'daring'. This would change the question to "How daring of you." which is the asker making note on the receiver's gall.

TL;DR I am extremely over-thinking this.
#66 - xaciremax (07/16/2014) [-]
It's accurate though
#46 - firereadyaim (07/16/2014) [-]
how dare you over think this so much
#64 - RipperMan (07/16/2014) [-]
how dare you forget the question mark?
User avatar #17 - youngneil (07/16/2014) [-]
Do you?
Anyway, it is a question. Not that hard to understand.
User avatar #14 - kyngee (07/16/2014) [-]
Funny. Said that the other day. Apparently it's because it's a rhetorical question. I don't really understand it either, but that's what it is.
#15 - RipperMan (07/16/2014) [-]
i.. i guess that makes sense.

it still ruins the way i hear it in my head though.
#16 - kyngee (07/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. Like in context of him yelling at Snape I don't see how a rhetorical question works, but I guess that's just the script.

In all honestly, fuck the complexity of the English language.
#38 - vapaus (07/16/2014) [-]
Rhetorical questions are intended to be answered through extrapolated information that is obvious to everyone including the one who asked, therefore no need to verbally answer. The only real purpose of asking one is to instead add an effect of intense awareness, where the listener is meant to then acknowledge that the asker honestly disagrees greatly or is baffled by the negative qualities of the target of the question.

TL;DR Harry asked Snape that question to have Snape become aware of his arrogant actions in Harry's eyes.
#83 - kyngee (07/16/2014) [-]
#156 - Picture 07/16/2014 on Dungeons and dragons and... 0
#155 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Dungeons and dragons and... 0
#156 - RipperMan (07/16/2014) [-]
#430 - I'm already there  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Addy Avatar +3
User avatar #571 - icameisawilostit (07/16/2014) [-]
Fists of Steel is best perk.
#424 - but i wish i could touch dat ass yours or the maids, eit…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Addy Avatar +3
#427 - clavatninenine (07/16/2014) [-]
you can.

in your imagination, anything is possible.
#527 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
This one is a lot smoother and loops.
#430 - RipperMan (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm already there
User avatar #571 - icameisawilostit (07/16/2014) [-]
Fists of Steel is best perk.
#413 - you seemed to have come down with a case of hater, dont worry,…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Addy Avatar +4
#419 - clavatninenine (07/16/2014) [-]
I wield the power of scale porn.

On funnyjunk, haters can not touch me.

#665 - whocaresifiwin (07/16/2014) [-]
**whocaresifiwin rolled image** , i request d sauce please. master likes
User avatar #546 - ninegagnazi (07/16/2014) [-]
I am turned off by the fact that all Argonian women sound like the smoke 12 packs a day.
User avatar #624 - wigglyjr (07/16/2014) [-]
All of my this.
#424 - RipperMan (07/16/2014) [-]
but i wish i could touch dat ass yours or the maids, either works
#427 - clavatninenine (07/16/2014) [-]
you can.

in your imagination, anything is possible.
#527 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
This one is a lot smoother and loops.
#430 - RipperMan (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm already there
User avatar #571 - icameisawilostit (07/16/2014) [-]
Fists of Steel is best perk.
#11 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Oh Hai! +53
#460 - I dont see this working too well 07/15/2014 on This will be interesting 0
#29 - well that there is a "Guardian Angel", also neutral.… 07/15/2014 on Just passing the time.. 0
#23 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Damn it Inko-chan 0
#18 - psst, starecar i love you 07/15/2014 on Wonderful Day 0
#13 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Schrödingers Dog +1
#94 - Comment deleted 07/15/2014 on Were you birthday sex?... 0
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User avatar #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
**RipperMan rolls 1,182**
#115 to #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
huh.. it works
#112 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
How i spend my days
How i spend my days
User avatar #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random comment #279 posted by hoponthefeelstrain at That awkward moment... ** :
Okay I don't want to sound mean but having one black friend isn't like a "get out of jail free card" and I understand you'd be friends with him no matter his color. You shouldn't refer to your friend who just happens to be gay, as your gay friend. Do you get what I'm saying? And I understand fj isn't one single person but fj is full of double standards.

I don't like the KKK because my boyfriend is white and I see nothing wrong with races mixing. Humans have differences yes, but spreading out our genes is a good thing. Let's say white people are more intelligent and black people are more athletic because it's in their genes. You get a white parent and a black parent and now the child has intelligence and strength. I know genetics aren't that simple, it's just an example.
User avatar #113 to #106 - alekksandar (06/28/2014) [-]
But the KKK are the good guys ):
#108 to #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Large pizza with extra hitler **
User avatar #93 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
scalies. scalies. scalies. scalies.
User avatar #94 to #93 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
kitties kitties kitties?
User avatar #95 to #94 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
cats are like, soooooo 2 years ago.

sharks are now IN.
#96 to #95 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
true
User avatar #97 to #96 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
that drawing... it puts my drawings to shame. ):
User avatar #98 to #97 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
and that was like a 10 minute speed painting :/
#99 to #98 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew how to draw scalies and sharks better

but I guess that guy who drew that has what, probably twenty years more experience than I do.
#100 to #99 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and that doesn't look half bad

All my pencil sketches end up looking way better than anything i make on digital
User avatar #101 to #100 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Same, I always think that I'll improve the work when I color it in photoshop, but end up looking at something generic-looking and bland.
User avatar #102 to #101 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and the lines always look too pixilated, even when i draw with the tablet
User avatar #103 to #102 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
You seem like a good guy. But are you black, muslim, a gipsy or jewish?
www.funnyjunk.com/user/blazingpelt/449#449
User avatar #104 to #103 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
D: none of the above
User avatar #105 to #104 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Good. I consider you a friend then.
User avatar #92 - gagster (10/26/2013) [-]
Was that you who just asked for a battle?
User avatar #89 - citry (06/21/2013) [-]
hello my first, it has almost been our anniversary.
User avatar #90 to #89 - RipperMan ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
oh my, hows it been?
User avatar #91 to #90 - citry (06/22/2013) [-]
just swell. I wish you would call more often though
User avatar #84 - garymotherfingoak (05/23/2013) [-]
linked me to the wrong comment due to a comment rollback several months ago
#86 to #84 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
because im lazy
#75 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
remember me?
remember me?
#76 to #75 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Should I?
#77 to #76 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
you were my first. How could you not remember?!?
#78 to #77 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
And you have yet to get a second, besides yourself.
#79 to #78 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
Here i thought, you were different than the rest.
#80 to #79 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
But I am different, I'm a snake.
#81 to #80 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
#82 to #81 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
If you cant handle what I truly am, then I shall take my leave.
#83 to #82 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
go for you clearly aren't a man, for to be a man you must have honor and penis. If i ever see you again, you shall rue the day!
User avatar #85 to #83 - garymotherfingoak (05/23/2013) [-]
something happen between you two?
#87 to #85 - shepardbdead (05/24/2013) [-]
get out of here gary
User avatar #68 - ryanfitzy (12/09/2012) [-]
Thank you for the multiple donations bro. I will get the badge in no time from supporters like you, and we will all eventually have a great inventory of Golden Goods haha.
User avatar #69 to #68 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
i never use gold at all, might as well just give it to ya ;3
User avatar #66 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
note to self
"And to someone with either a Strong, or Very Strong Slot Machine (there's only one person with the Very Strong though, and it's landminesvssm"
User avatar #67 to #66 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Chocolate, Crystal, and the imp is easy!

Just pick up tokens, and tickets (prioritize tokens).
Cash in tokens for tickets, cash in tickets for chests.

The Imp you'll get from chests eventually, you'll get crystal chest sets from those, which will get the crystal.
You also get chocolate gamblers from chests, so you can get the bear from those, or at the very least get other bears to trade for it.

You'll also get a ton of gems from chests for that part.
And a ton of ore to make the badge.

You'll also get trojan chests, but you'll have to get the keys for them, and they can be empty a lot too.
#63 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
What do you want for a blue filly egg?
User avatar #64 to #63 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
i was wanting to hold on to those actually
#65 to #64 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
are you willing to trade one for some ores/ingots? need it for item count
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#54 to #53 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
ello there
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User avatar #56 to #55 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
used to be hmm?
#57 to #56 - fluffyred **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#58 to #57 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
bah, i like to be different, you can keep your conformist fur :V
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#60 to #59 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
better than red foxes
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#51 to #50 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
gravity hammer diamond axe
#52 to #51 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
energy sword diamond sword
#47 - RipperMan ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #60570 at Brony Board Nice Edition: Hugs & Smiles **
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