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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:4/19/2014
Location:Eugene Oregon
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I'm a bisexual furry. Species: raptor/snake hybrid (Snaptor!) I enjoy trying to make funny comments on here. I'm also trying to collect gay/rainbow items, will trade anything i have for them

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#137 - its a play on the content 03/27/2014 on tumblar 0
#135 - I guess thats a good way to define things 03/27/2014 on tumblar 0
#134 - goofy exaggerated styles mostly i guess its that i on…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on tumblar 0
#140 - jasohazard (03/27/2014) [-]
Yeah One Piece can be goofy but it gets super serious and heartfelt when it needs to
#129 - thats seriously the only reason i've never really cared about …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2014 on tumblar 0
#133 - fapperdefap (03/27/2014) [-]
My friend and I call series like Dragonball, Pokemon, One piece, etc... (things that are well known across the world) japanese cartoons. Other series we just call them anime.

It's purpose is to create a clear difference when we are talking about anime with other people.
#135 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
I guess thats a good way to define things
#130 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
What do you mean by anime that act like cartoons?
#134 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
goofy exaggerated styles mostly

i guess its that i only like serious plotlines and such, Code Geass, Gungrave, Bleach. loved all those

one of my life goals is to get these made in real working order
#140 - jasohazard (03/27/2014) [-]
Yeah One Piece can be goofy but it gets super serious and heartfelt when it needs to
#125 - one piece is dumb cuz its animation style is ugly  [+] (9 new replies) 03/27/2014 on tumblar +1
#132 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
That's not really a reason for an anime to be dumb. I've never really understood that use of dumb...
#137 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
its a play on the content
#128 - fapperdefap (03/27/2014) [-]
#129 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
thats seriously the only reason i've never really cared about it.

cant really stand anime's that act like cartoons
#133 - fapperdefap (03/27/2014) [-]
My friend and I call series like Dragonball, Pokemon, One piece, etc... (things that are well known across the world) japanese cartoons. Other series we just call them anime.

It's purpose is to create a clear difference when we are talking about anime with other people.
#135 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
I guess thats a good way to define things
#130 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
What do you mean by anime that act like cartoons?
#134 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
goofy exaggerated styles mostly

i guess its that i only like serious plotlines and such, Code Geass, Gungrave, Bleach. loved all those

one of my life goals is to get these made in real working order
#140 - jasohazard (03/27/2014) [-]
Yeah One Piece can be goofy but it gets super serious and heartfelt when it needs to
#59 - Picture 03/27/2014 on born to be wild thornberrys +2
#52 - Comment deleted 03/27/2014 on born to be wild thornberrys 0
#51 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2014 on born to be wild thornberrys +100
#53 - Skeletor (03/27/2014) [-]
I didn't think this could get any funnier and I was proven wrong. jolly good show.
#59 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
#31 - **RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at … 03/27/2014 on I heard you like art +1
#1 - inb4 cats are liquid 03/27/2014 on Neo Cat +2
#160 - doesnt beast boy die like right after teen titans? 03/27/2014 on Teen Titans Show Comp 0
#48 - methods of cutting the tongue quickly tend to have it heal bac… 03/27/2014 on tongue tied +4
#43 - green lanterns such a cool concept, but he always sucks in com…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/27/2014 on (untitled) +10
#53 - poopticklersr (03/27/2014) [-]
Its not that he can not think of anything else its just very satisfying to punch someone in the face with a giant fist. Even Green Arrow says so
User avatar #68 - snowshark (03/27/2014) [-]
Hence why he has such a big smile on his face when he thoroughly emasculates Green Lantern by punching him in the face.

We all learned something today.
User avatar #48 - atrocitustheking (03/27/2014) [-]
Brave and worthy, not most creative. That's why we have Kyle Rayner.
User avatar #47 - snowshark (03/27/2014) [-]
The problem is two-fold.

On the one hand, his power is so ridiculously OP that if it were used effectively he'd remove all tension in the scene excepting for the most powerful of enemies.

On the other, the first thing wouldn't be a problem if he weren't in the DC Universe, which is the biggest problem with the DC Universe... basically, that it exists in the first place. As cool as the idea is it doesn't work practically. Superman makes a lot of problems redundant as does the flash and those other really OP heroes. They'd be fine in their own universes or even segregated into universes based on the effectiveness of their super-powers but in the current form of the DCU it's just ridiculous the loops they have to jump through.

E.G: Batman beating up Superman is cool and and leads to some damned good moments but at the same time Superman could clean up Gotham in about 24 hours. Heck, so could the flash. If the superheroes just split into teams and targeted these high-crime areas to put these areas in order the world would be a safer place.

It's a pet peeve of mine. The DCU is just a damned cool idea that doesn't work in a practical, narrative sense and sounds a lot like something straight out of a fan-fiction. In the Teen Titans animated series there's a point where a load of young heroes are captured and put on-ice and it looks like the team's done for... why didn't anyone call The Justice League or maybe just Superman? I mean... it can't be hard to get into contact with them through one means or the other. In a closed-off universe it wouldn't be a problem. Heck, if Teen Titans, Static Shock, and Batman shared the same universe it still wouldn't be a problem because they all work at a good level. No one dwarfs the others.

*sigh* One can dream.
#51 - atrocitustheking (03/27/2014) [-]
Superman is totally overpowered. But that's why I love him so, or at least one reason. The other is Grant Morrison.
User avatar #62 - snowshark (03/27/2014) [-]
Aye, it's strangely enough not a downside for him because he's not a character. Or at least, not as you would traditionally understand one. Superman is an ideal before he is a character. He is the walking, talking stereotypical superhero and he is the one who made it a stereotype in the first place. He has a personality and though it's cliche it wasn't when he was first envisioned and any other kind of personality just feels wrong on him (mainly because he is more icon than character).

As a character on his own he's fantastic. But when faced with other characters he suddenly suffers greatly because the only way they can save face when being in the same battle or even the same room with him is if they themselves are freakishly overpowered or Supes is weakened. He would make an intetesting character if secluded to his own universe full of superman-scale heroes and threats with the occasional crossover with other universes for the heck of it but his inclusion in the DCU just harms the world from a narrative standpoint.
User avatar #63 - atrocitustheking (03/27/2014) [-]
He really is an icon. That's probably the best way to describe him.
My love for Supes came from two things: Grant Morrison's All-Star Superman, and Mark Miller's Superman: Red Son. In both you see, at his core, what he is. A good guy. The ideal man, not just in strength, but in protecting the weak and innocent, in defending his values. In All-Star they reference Nietzsche, and with good reason.
User avatar #65 - snowshark (03/27/2014) [-]
Honestly for me it's just that time he walks around the US fixing problems. It's poorly executed but it's a nice idea and it is a great insight into his character. He's as humble as he is strong and he goes around helping people regardless of the scale of the task.

However the point stands. An icon works best when the world around him works to emphasise the iconography and the DCU just doesn't do that very well for the most part and often hurts itself in it's confusion.
User avatar #75 - atrocitustheking (03/27/2014) [-]
DC's always been a little hectic, it's this sort of mushed together tapestry of different characters that have been acquired through the years. There wasn't some always overarching continuity the way Marvel had it. But for me, such weirdness is kind of DC's charm to me. It's crazy and goofy and overblown. While some see this as a failing, for me it's the appeal. If that makes any sense.
#138 - add in a "un-dies and becomes skeleton master" and t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Nito +4
User avatar #140 - deliciousdee (03/27/2014) [-]
Right. That.
#135 - i know nothing of dark souls  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Nito 0
User avatar #137 - iamkagji (03/27/2014) [-]
I only know what I've gathered on FJ, and everything I'm telling you is covered in the content
#132 - then you're saying giants died before him, still not making a …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Nito 0
User avatar #136 - deliciousdee (03/27/2014) [-]
Alright, chronology time.

>Time begins
>Nito dies
>War happens
>Other giants also die
>Tomb of the Giants is constructed to house the dead
>Nito moves in
User avatar #138 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
add in a "un-dies and becomes skeleton master" and things work out
User avatar #140 - deliciousdee (03/27/2014) [-]
Right. That.
User avatar #134 - iamkagji (03/27/2014) [-]
Are you trolling or just stupid? Because Nito is undead
User avatar #135 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
i know nothing of dark souls
User avatar #137 - iamkagji (03/27/2014) [-]
I only know what I've gathered on FJ, and everything I'm telling you is covered in the content
#45 - I plan to do this with my tongue Apparently the best …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2014 on tongue tied 0
#60 - goonzooz (03/27/2014) [-]
#47 - hilariouswaste (03/27/2014) [-]
You're a fuckin' retard...
#48 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
methods of cutting the tongue quickly tend to have it heal back together, besides cauterizing it in half, and that does not sound like fun at all.
#127 - >first giant to die >made home in giant's buria…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Nito +2
User avatar #147 - grimsho (03/27/2014) [-]
He died and then fought along with other Lords, giants, and probably humans. He didn't make his home in the ToG until the Age of Fire, and undetermined amount of the time after the War of Ancients.
User avatar #133 - iamkagji (03/27/2014) [-]
He's thousands of years old, meaning that while he was the first to die, a lot of other giants died before he went to sleep.
User avatar #131 - deliciousdee (03/27/2014) [-]
He made his home there after the war was finished. A lot of other giants died while fighting the dragons.
User avatar #132 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
then you're saying giants died before him, still not making a lot of sense
User avatar #136 - deliciousdee (03/27/2014) [-]
Alright, chronology time.

>Time begins
>Nito dies
>War happens
>Other giants also die
>Tomb of the Giants is constructed to house the dead
>Nito moves in
User avatar #138 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
add in a "un-dies and becomes skeleton master" and things work out
User avatar #140 - deliciousdee (03/27/2014) [-]
Right. That.
User avatar #134 - iamkagji (03/27/2014) [-]
Are you trolling or just stupid? Because Nito is undead
User avatar #135 - RipperMan (03/27/2014) [-]
i know nothing of dark souls
User avatar #137 - iamkagji (03/27/2014) [-]
I only know what I've gathered on FJ, and everything I'm telling you is covered in the content
#23 - im saving these for next time i get a pile of red thumbs on a … 03/25/2014 on Taxes +5
#169 - D: 03/25/2014 on Remember Arbok and Weezing? +1
#251 - >that idiot in game 03/25/2014 on Cringe Compilation BONUS +3
#192 - I also found a pony-modo while i was making that last one, so …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #194 - yuukoku (03/23/2014) [-]
This pic actually makes me a little more sad than cringey...
#190 - k  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#193 - yuukoku (03/23/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#136 - the snake is too 03/23/2014 on Australian animals that... 0
#87 - www.dailymotion.com/video/x119gfn_adv-candy-streets-citys_animals  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Jake the love dogter +3
User avatar #98 - guavaaddict (03/23/2014) [-]
Nice!
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User avatar #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random comment #279 posted by hoponthefeelstrain at That awkward moment... ** :
Okay I don't want to sound mean but having one black friend isn't like a "get out of jail free card" and I understand you'd be friends with him no matter his color. You shouldn't refer to your friend who just happens to be gay, as your gay friend. Do you get what I'm saying? And I understand fj isn't one single person but fj is full of double standards.

I don't like the KKK because my boyfriend is white and I see nothing wrong with races mixing. Humans have differences yes, but spreading out our genes is a good thing. Let's say white people are more intelligent and black people are more athletic because it's in their genes. You get a white parent and a black parent and now the child has intelligence and strength. I know genetics aren't that simple, it's just an example.
#108 to #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Large pizza with extra hitler **
User avatar #93 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
scalies. scalies. scalies. scalies.
User avatar #94 to #93 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
kitties kitties kitties?
User avatar #95 to #94 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
cats are like, soooooo 2 years ago.

sharks are now IN.
#96 to #95 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
true
User avatar #97 to #96 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
that drawing... it puts my drawings to shame. ):
User avatar #98 to #97 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
and that was like a 10 minute speed painting :/
#99 to #98 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew how to draw scalies and sharks better

but I guess that guy who drew that has what, probably twenty years more experience than I do.
#100 to #99 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and that doesn't look half bad

All my pencil sketches end up looking way better than anything i make on digital
User avatar #101 to #100 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Same, I always think that I'll improve the work when I color it in photoshop, but end up looking at something generic-looking and bland.
User avatar #102 to #101 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and the lines always look too pixilated, even when i draw with the tablet
User avatar #103 to #102 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
You seem like a good guy. But are you black, muslim, a gipsy or jewish?
www.funnyjunk.com/user/blazingpelt/449#449
User avatar #104 to #103 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
D: none of the above
User avatar #105 to #104 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Good. I consider you a friend then.
User avatar #92 - gagster (10/26/2013) [-]
Was that you who just asked for a battle?
User avatar #89 - citry (06/21/2013) [-]
hello my first, it has almost been our anniversary.
User avatar #90 to #89 - RipperMan ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
oh my, hows it been?
User avatar #91 to #90 - citry (06/22/2013) [-]
just swell. I wish you would call more often though
User avatar #84 - garymotherfingoak (05/23/2013) [-]
linked me to the wrong comment due to a comment rollback several months ago
#86 to #84 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
because im lazy
#75 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
remember me?
remember me?
#76 to #75 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Should I?
#77 to #76 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
you were my first. How could you not remember?!?
#78 to #77 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
And you have yet to get a second, besides yourself.
#79 to #78 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
Here i thought, you were different than the rest.
#80 to #79 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
But I am different, I'm a snake.
#81 to #80 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
#82 to #81 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
If you cant handle what I truly am, then I shall take my leave.
#83 to #82 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
go for you clearly aren't a man, for to be a man you must have honor and penis. If i ever see you again, you shall rue the day!
User avatar #85 to #83 - garymotherfingoak (05/23/2013) [-]
something happen between you two?
#87 to #85 - shepardbdead (05/24/2013) [-]
get out of here gary
User avatar #68 - ryanfitzy (12/09/2012) [-]
Thank you for the multiple donations bro. I will get the badge in no time from supporters like you, and we will all eventually have a great inventory of Golden Goods haha.
User avatar #69 to #68 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
i never use gold at all, might as well just give it to ya ;3
User avatar #66 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
note to self
"And to someone with either a Strong, or Very Strong Slot Machine (there's only one person with the Very Strong though, and it's landminesvssm"
User avatar #67 to #66 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Chocolate, Crystal, and the imp is easy!

Just pick up tokens, and tickets (prioritize tokens).
Cash in tokens for tickets, cash in tickets for chests.

The Imp you'll get from chests eventually, you'll get crystal chest sets from those, which will get the crystal.
You also get chocolate gamblers from chests, so you can get the bear from those, or at the very least get other bears to trade for it.

You'll also get a ton of gems from chests for that part.
And a ton of ore to make the badge.

You'll also get trojan chests, but you'll have to get the keys for them, and they can be empty a lot too.
#63 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
What do you want for a blue filly egg?
User avatar #64 to #63 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
i was wanting to hold on to those actually
#65 to #64 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
are you willing to trade one for some ores/ingots? need it for item count
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#54 to #53 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
ello there
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User avatar #56 to #55 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
used to be hmm?
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#58 to #57 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
bah, i like to be different, you can keep your conformist fur :V
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#60 to #59 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
better than red foxes
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#51 to #50 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
gravity hammer diamond axe
#52 to #51 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
energy sword diamond sword
#47 - RipperMan ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #60570 at Brony Board Nice Edition: Hugs & Smiles **
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