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RipperMan

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damn, i lost 300 comment ranks in under a week. You guys have been busy.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: ask me
Consoles Owned: xbox360, N64, PS2, GBA, 3Ds
X-box Gamertag: ask me
Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:3/03/2015
Location:Central Coast Cali
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I go by Hemi. I'm a gay furry. Species: Shark. I like trying to make funny comments on here; I enjoy providing laughs.

latest user's comments

#8 - Comment deleted 01/13/2015 on dog 0
#7 - **RipperMan used "*roll rpg name*"** **RipperMan rolls Hadria**  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2015 on dog 0
User avatar #9 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**RipperMan rolls Javelin**
#12 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
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#6 - Comment deleted 01/13/2015 on dog 0
#5 - Comment deleted 01/13/2015 on dog 0
#4 - **RipperMan used "*roll 2, Martial Melee Weapon*"** **Rippe…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/13/2015 on dog 0
User avatar #7 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll rpg name*"**
**RipperMan rolls Hadria**
User avatar #9 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**RipperMan rolls Javelin**
#12 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
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#3 - Comment deleted 01/13/2015 on dog 0
#2 - **RipperMan used "*roll rpg race*"** **RipperMan rolls gnol…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/13/2015 on dog 0
User avatar #4 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll 2, Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**RipperMan rolls Lance**
**RipperMan rolls Scimitar**
*roll rpg name*
User avatar #7 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll rpg name*"**
**RipperMan rolls Hadria**
User avatar #9 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**RipperMan rolls Javelin**
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#1 - **RipperMan used "*roll DD Class*"** **RipperMan rolls Barb…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/13/2015 on dog 0
User avatar #2 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll rpg race*"**
**RipperMan rolls gnoll**
**RipperMan used "*roll 6, 3-18*"**
**RipperMan rolls 06**
**RipperMan rolls 11**
**RipperMan rolls 11**
**RipperMan rolls 09**
**RipperMan rolls 15**
**RipperMan rolls 09**
User avatar #4 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll 2, Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**RipperMan rolls Lance**
**RipperMan rolls Scimitar**
*roll rpg name*
User avatar #7 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll rpg name*"**
**RipperMan rolls Hadria**
User avatar #9 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**RipperMan rolls Javelin**
#12 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
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#73 - its snakephallus  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on You Dense Motherfucker 0
User avatar #159 - snakephallus (01/14/2015) [-]
Hello.
#72 - you have the snake i want. pics?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/13/2015 on You Dense Motherfucker 0
#155 - malvolio (01/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #156 - RipperMan (01/14/2015) [-]
i hear they need extra cuddles, or they get grouchy
User avatar #157 - malvolio (01/14/2015) [-]
Snakes just give no fucks whatsoever, they tolerate handling but I honestly think she could care less about whether she is on my arm or that branch.
#160 - ejperez (01/14/2015) [-]
My Royal takes naps on my face when I let her out of her cage, I'll lay down and place her on my stomach, then she'll slither up to my face and she'll rest her head on my glasses and just stay there, or rest her head directly on my eye
User avatar #161 - malvolio (01/14/2015) [-]
You're warm and safe to her.
#163 - ejperez (01/14/2015) [-]
Yea, so safe she has yawned an inch away from my eye, I was looking directly down her throat, I actually freaked out once, not because she yawned and her teeth were about to bit my eye, but when I looked down her throat I saw some black looking stuff, for a second I thought it was mouth rot, but with further inspections and no symptoms of mouth rot, it turned out that in the tube I feed her in had fine dust on the bottom so when she would eat, the mouse would get coated with little bit of dirt and that dirt stayed stuck in her mouth, though to make sure I took her to the vet and they told me she didn't have mouth rot and that it really was dirt.
#1326 - >greataxe >kobold >same size you nee…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D +1
User avatar #1357 - mcwkennedy (01/13/2015) [-]
Actually, if we're playing 3.5 D&D, he could be using a Small great axe
User avatar #1359 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
that just sounds silly
User avatar #1361 - mcwkennedy (01/13/2015) [-]
Small greataxe does 1d10
User avatar #1360 - mcwkennedy (01/13/2015) [-]
legit though, give me 2 minutes I'll grab my rulebook
User avatar #1327 - tridaak (01/13/2015) [-]
Fine. Then it's a notsogreataxe
#1314 - Amuter, the smart borzoi barbarian  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D +1
#1315 - amuter (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm ok with this
#1313 - like a fluffy greyhound  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D +1
#1314 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
Amuter, the smart borzoi barbarian
#1315 - amuter (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm ok with this
#1312 - Comment deleted 01/13/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D 0
#1311 - **RipperMan used "*roll rpg race*"** **RipperMan rolls furr…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D +1
#1313 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
like a fluffy greyhound
#1314 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
Amuter, the smart borzoi barbarian
#1315 - amuter (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm ok with this
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#1306 - **RipperMan rolled user amuter **  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D +1
User avatar #1311 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll rpg race*"**
**RipperMan rolls furry dog (humanoid dog)**
#1313 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
like a fluffy greyhound
#1314 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
Amuter, the smart borzoi barbarian
#1315 - amuter (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm ok with this
#1312 - RipperMan has deleted their comment.
#1305 - Comment deleted 01/13/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D 0
#1304 - **RipperMan used "*roll 2, Martial Melee Weapon*"** **Rippe…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D +1
User avatar #1306 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan rolled user amuter **
User avatar #1311 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll rpg race*"**
**RipperMan rolls furry dog (humanoid dog)**
#1313 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
like a fluffy greyhound
#1314 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
Amuter, the smart borzoi barbarian
#1315 - amuter (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm ok with this
#1312 - RipperMan has deleted their comment.
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#1303 - **RipperMan used "*roll DD Class*"** **RipperMan rolls Barb…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D +1
User avatar #1304 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll 2, Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**RipperMan rolls War Pick**
**RipperMan rolls Battleaxe**
User avatar #1306 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan rolled user amuter **
User avatar #1311 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll rpg race*"**
**RipperMan rolls furry dog (humanoid dog)**
#1313 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
like a fluffy greyhound
#1314 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
Amuter, the smart borzoi barbarian
#1315 - amuter (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm ok with this
#1312 - RipperMan has deleted their comment.
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#1302 - **RipperMan used "*roll 6, 3-18*"** **RipperMan rolls 09** …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D +1
User avatar #1303 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll DD Class*"**
**RipperMan rolls Barbarian (Bbn)**
User avatar #1304 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll 2, Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**RipperMan rolls War Pick**
**RipperMan rolls Battleaxe**
User avatar #1306 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan rolled user amuter **
User avatar #1311 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
**RipperMan used "*roll rpg race*"**
**RipperMan rolls furry dog (humanoid dog)**
#1313 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
like a fluffy greyhound
#1314 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
Amuter, the smart borzoi barbarian
#1315 - amuter (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm ok with this
#1312 - RipperMan has deleted their comment.
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#18 - a fun escort quest with competent ally A.I. 01/12/2015 on clever game mechanics 0
#112 - but starting D&D characters usually have stats between 1 and 20  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D +4
#346 - grandemperorchaos (01/13/2015) [-]
between 3-18 with the basic roll, a 3d6, and then modifiers such as racial bonuses and feats. So the roll would be 3-18 not 1-10 unless your playing fallout or something.
#3 - hey, touchmybutt  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on httyd2 +12
#4 - touchmybutt (01/12/2015) [-]
Ooh, I approve of this post!
#1 - Bibically accurate.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2015 on God +97
User avatar #50 - lordofhell (01/13/2015) [-]
Kinda accurate really.
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User avatar #52 - dorfdorfdorf (01/13/2015) [-]
didnt mean to post this here
#4 - the results of "stick your dick in it" 01/12/2015 on Common sense 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #151 - maybehuman (12/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#152 to #151 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
hay~
hay~
User avatar #153 to #152 - maybehuman (12/19/2014) [-]
Sup faggot?
User avatar #154 to #153 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Just got home from work. Got a bit of a scolding for using funnyjunk today. :I
User avatar #155 to #154 - maybehuman (12/19/2014) [-]
What work?
User avatar #156 to #155 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
sheet metal engineering stuffs
User avatar #157 to #156 - maybehuman (12/19/2014) [-]
Were you on you're phone? Dull day here, why you call my friend faggot?
#158 to #157 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Naw i browse on my work PC (not anymore though)

What friend? the furfag? i call lots of furfags, furfags. furfag
#159 to #158 - maybehuman (12/19/2014) [-]
Interdasting. not all furs are faggots
#160 to #159 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
the good ones are
#161 to #160 - maybehuman (12/19/2014) [-]
Ha! Nothing to add bu bye. Have a nice day.
#149 - mcburd (12/05/2014) [-]
Made You Something.
Made You Something.
User avatar #146 - miscarriage (12/04/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #147 to #146 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
wha'd i do? D:
User avatar #141 - admin (12/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #142 to #141 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Nm, getting ready for work, trading pokemons.

What brings you here?
User avatar #144 to #143 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
cool beans.

You after that lightsaber solid model file too?
User avatar #138 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
it is a mystery
User avatar #139 to #138 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
how you locate all the FJ furries to comment on their profiles?
User avatar #140 to #139 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
I just lurk about FJ.

I like to annoy furries.
#136 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#134 - firuswolf (10/19/2014) [-]
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
#133 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
saving for later
#119 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
arclight (angel) thresh
#127 to #119 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
varus
#126 to #125 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
vandal thresh
#118 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#117 - RipperMan ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
**RipperMan rolls 1,182**
#115 to #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
huh.. it works
#112 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
How i spend my days
How i spend my days
User avatar #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random comment #279 posted by hoponthefeelstrain at That awkward moment... ** :
Okay I don't want to sound mean but having one black friend isn't like a "get out of jail free card" and I understand you'd be friends with him no matter his color. You shouldn't refer to your friend who just happens to be gay, as your gay friend. Do you get what I'm saying? And I understand fj isn't one single person but fj is full of double standards.

I don't like the KKK because my boyfriend is white and I see nothing wrong with races mixing. Humans have differences yes, but spreading out our genes is a good thing. Let's say white people are more intelligent and black people are more athletic because it's in their genes. You get a white parent and a black parent and now the child has intelligence and strength. I know genetics aren't that simple, it's just an example.
User avatar #113 to #106 - alekksandar (06/28/2014) [-]
But the KKK are the good guys ):
#108 to #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Large pizza with extra hitler **
User avatar #93 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
scalies. scalies. scalies. scalies.
User avatar #94 to #93 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
kitties kitties kitties?
User avatar #95 to #94 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
cats are like, soooooo 2 years ago.

sharks are now IN.
#96 to #95 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
true
User avatar #97 to #96 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
that drawing... it puts my drawings to shame. ):
User avatar #98 to #97 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
and that was like a 10 minute speed painting :/
#99 to #98 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew how to draw scalies and sharks better

but I guess that guy who drew that has what, probably twenty years more experience than I do.
#100 to #99 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and that doesn't look half bad

All my pencil sketches end up looking way better than anything i make on digital
User avatar #101 to #100 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Same, I always think that I'll improve the work when I color it in photoshop, but end up looking at something generic-looking and bland.
User avatar #102 to #101 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and the lines always look too pixilated, even when i draw with the tablet
User avatar #103 to #102 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
You seem like a good guy. But are you black, muslim, a gipsy or jewish?
www.funnyjunk.com/user/blazingpelt/449#449
User avatar #104 to #103 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
D: none of the above
User avatar #105 to #104 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Good. I consider you a friend then.
User avatar #92 - gagster (10/26/2013) [-]
Was that you who just asked for a battle?
User avatar #89 - citry (06/21/2013) [-]
hello my first, it has almost been our anniversary.
User avatar #90 to #89 - RipperMan ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
oh my, hows it been?
User avatar #91 to #90 - citry (06/22/2013) [-]
just swell. I wish you would call more often though
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