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Age: 22
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Consoles Owned: xbox360, N64, PS2, GBA, 3Ds
X-box Gamertag: ask me
Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:10/30/2014
Location:Central Coast Cali
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I'm a gay furry. Species: Shark. I enjoy trying to make funny comments on here. Its good to make people laugh.

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#160 - sexuality is stupid if you want to break it down into all the …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/11/2014 on You Can Do It! +3
User avatar #169 - sunnyday (10/11/2014) [-]
>Both: bi
>You will not have sex with both genders: bi

I think that's Asexual. That is, if you're not physically attracted to anyone no matter what gender.
#171 - RipperMan (10/11/2014) [-]
well yeah, there's asexuals, but i think only asexuals can understand asexuals.
User avatar #164 - timmity (10/11/2014) [-]
I disagree, I think it's simply fluid, and that sexuality is not decided by sex, but by what you're sexually attracted to
User avatar #166 - RipperMan (10/11/2014) [-]
"sexually attracted to" means "what you'd like to have sex with" you tumblr fag
User avatar #167 - timmity (10/11/2014) [-]
NOt neccesarily, cis scum
#155 - As a bi, i don't really find dudes attractive physically at a…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/11/2014 on You Can Do It! +4
#178 - electricwulf (10/11/2014) [-]
But seriously why not just get a girlfriend with a dildo then , and just friend zone the guys? Or have you tried that and the dildo didn't work for ya?
User avatar #181 - RipperMan (10/11/2014) [-]
>get along better with guys. In all aspects of a relationship, friendship or otherwise.

real dicks are fun
#187 - electricwulf (10/11/2014) [-]
Who am I to judge? To each his own, and all that. Stay safe out their.
User avatar #158 - timmity (10/11/2014) [-]
Is that really bi? like, you're not sexually attracted to 2 gendewrs, yet at the same time, have sex with both? Sexuality is confusing
#160 - RipperMan (10/11/2014) [-]
sexuality is stupid if you want to break it down into all the sub-categories people have made up. Its something that should be kept simple.

you will not have sex with the same sex: straight
you will not have sex with the opposite: gay
both: bi

I dont understand why this needs to be some big deal, its rather simple
User avatar #169 - sunnyday (10/11/2014) [-]
>Both: bi
>You will not have sex with both genders: bi

I think that's Asexual. That is, if you're not physically attracted to anyone no matter what gender.
#171 - RipperMan (10/11/2014) [-]
well yeah, there's asexuals, but i think only asexuals can understand asexuals.
User avatar #164 - timmity (10/11/2014) [-]
I disagree, I think it's simply fluid, and that sexuality is not decided by sex, but by what you're sexually attracted to
User avatar #166 - RipperMan (10/11/2014) [-]
"sexually attracted to" means "what you'd like to have sex with" you tumblr fag
User avatar #167 - timmity (10/11/2014) [-]
NOt neccesarily, cis scum
#82 - mmmmmm... Alfredo Maskeroni 10/11/2014 on All You Need Is Hand 0
#44 - always kinda wondered whats going on with bug's face there 10/11/2014 on WB got it right 0
#91 - its all there, spread out amongst his psychotic babblings  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Perfect Abs 0
User avatar #92 - pesoen (10/11/2014) [-]
wow, i did not know that, sweet. im going to have to invest in the krieg pack then. just because he is awesome, and i really want to play the game with him.
#57 - i had this green ketchup when i was a kid. my mom would get qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Chocolate SHIT 0
User avatar #58 - greyswordsman (10/11/2014) [-]
RIGHT? my mom felt the same way. it was hilarious
#76 - he's tiny tina's father  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Perfect Abs 0
User avatar #90 - unlithe (10/11/2014) [-]
no.... no! NO!
User avatar #91 - RipperMan (10/11/2014) [-]
its all there, spread out amongst his psychotic babblings
User avatar #92 - pesoen (10/11/2014) [-]
wow, i did not know that, sweet. im going to have to invest in the krieg pack then. just because he is awesome, and i really want to play the game with him.
#1 - i for one accept our new space deathclaw overlords 10/10/2014 on Vegans aren't Human +1
#126 - this is too much to read at work 10/10/2014 on Nat 20 - Nat 1 0
#38 - but can beasty boy do the brass monkey? 10/10/2014 on 1 2 6 9 GO!! Teen Titans!!! +1
#47 - do you really want an explosion of rocket propelled wasps? …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2014 on Time for some funny +5
#52 - euouae (10/10/2014) [-]
terraria mentioned
swell with bosses and dropped swords
#57 - borderlands borderworlds? 3 is looking great  [+] (5 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Perfect Abs +8
User avatar #74 - pesoen (10/10/2014) [-]
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!
User avatar #76 - RipperMan (10/10/2014) [-]
he's tiny tina's father
User avatar #90 - unlithe (10/11/2014) [-]
no.... no! NO!
User avatar #91 - RipperMan (10/11/2014) [-]
its all there, spread out amongst his psychotic babblings
User avatar #92 - pesoen (10/11/2014) [-]
wow, i did not know that, sweet. im going to have to invest in the krieg pack then. just because he is awesome, and i really want to play the game with him.
#50 - that face should be bill gates now 10/10/2014 on Chocolate SHIT 0
#16 - **RipperMan rolled image ** less waiting times on gifs 10/10/2014 on how's site speed now +2
#43 - [JERKING INTENSIFIES] 10/10/2014 on Story Time. +1
#2 - something something about everytime this is reposted it's like… 09/30/2014 on Godamnit Jerry 0
#39 - I'm not sure if they ever said "war machine" in the … 09/30/2014 on "From now on, YOU do the... 0
#92 - **RipperMan rolled comment #9780462 ** : **** … 09/30/2014 on Most fj rolls 0
#90 - OUR dick? do we share or something?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Most fj rolls 0
User avatar #91 - linkofreek (09/30/2014) [-]
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE
User avatar #92 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
**RipperMan rolled comment #9780462 ** :
Shit, I forgot about Rainbow Six Siege. I'm really excited for that.
#1 - **RipperMan rolled image ** instructions unclear: … 09/30/2014 on i should only need the one tin +2
#76 - spinwheel gets a mention for the first time since signing up. … 09/30/2014 on 1000% OC +3
#71 - i rolled a roll, beat that  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Most fj rolls +1
User avatar #87 - linkofreek (09/30/2014) [-]
I'll beat our dick m8
#90 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
OUR dick? do we share or something?
User avatar #91 - linkofreek (09/30/2014) [-]
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE
User avatar #92 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
**RipperMan rolled comment #9780462 ** :
Shit, I forgot about Rainbow Six Siege. I'm really excited for that.
#70 - **RipperMan rolled comment #9781663 ** : **darthsalias r…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Most fj rolls +3
User avatar #71 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
i rolled a roll, beat that
User avatar #87 - linkofreek (09/30/2014) [-]
I'll beat our dick m8
#90 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
OUR dick? do we share or something?
User avatar #91 - linkofreek (09/30/2014) [-]
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE
User avatar #92 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
**RipperMan rolled comment #9780462 ** :
Shit, I forgot about Rainbow Six Siege. I'm really excited for that.
#34 - i seem to agree with a lot of your points lately as i read thr… 09/30/2014 on Please stop 0
#28 - yes. 09/30/2014 on "From now on, YOU do the... +1
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#136 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
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#134 - firuswolf (10/19/2014) [-]
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
#133 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
saving for later
#119 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
arclight (angel) thresh
#127 to #119 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
varus
#126 to #125 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
vandal thresh
#118 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#117 - RipperMan ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
**RipperMan rolls 1,182**
#115 to #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
huh.. it works
#112 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
How i spend my days
How i spend my days
User avatar #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random comment #279 posted by hoponthefeelstrain at That awkward moment... ** :
Okay I don't want to sound mean but having one black friend isn't like a "get out of jail free card" and I understand you'd be friends with him no matter his color. You shouldn't refer to your friend who just happens to be gay, as your gay friend. Do you get what I'm saying? And I understand fj isn't one single person but fj is full of double standards.

I don't like the KKK because my boyfriend is white and I see nothing wrong with races mixing. Humans have differences yes, but spreading out our genes is a good thing. Let's say white people are more intelligent and black people are more athletic because it's in their genes. You get a white parent and a black parent and now the child has intelligence and strength. I know genetics aren't that simple, it's just an example.
User avatar #113 to #106 - alekksandar (06/28/2014) [-]
But the KKK are the good guys ):
#108 to #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Large pizza with extra hitler **
User avatar #93 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
scalies. scalies. scalies. scalies.
User avatar #94 to #93 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
kitties kitties kitties?
User avatar #95 to #94 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
cats are like, soooooo 2 years ago.

sharks are now IN.
#96 to #95 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
true
User avatar #97 to #96 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
that drawing... it puts my drawings to shame. ):
User avatar #98 to #97 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
and that was like a 10 minute speed painting :/
#99 to #98 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew how to draw scalies and sharks better

but I guess that guy who drew that has what, probably twenty years more experience than I do.
#100 to #99 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and that doesn't look half bad

All my pencil sketches end up looking way better than anything i make on digital
User avatar #101 to #100 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Same, I always think that I'll improve the work when I color it in photoshop, but end up looking at something generic-looking and bland.
User avatar #102 to #101 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and the lines always look too pixilated, even when i draw with the tablet
User avatar #103 to #102 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
You seem like a good guy. But are you black, muslim, a gipsy or jewish?
www.funnyjunk.com/user/blazingpelt/449#449
User avatar #104 to #103 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
D: none of the above
User avatar #105 to #104 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Good. I consider you a friend then.
User avatar #92 - gagster (10/26/2013) [-]
Was that you who just asked for a battle?
User avatar #89 - citry (06/21/2013) [-]
hello my first, it has almost been our anniversary.
User avatar #90 to #89 - RipperMan ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
oh my, hows it been?
User avatar #91 to #90 - citry (06/22/2013) [-]
just swell. I wish you would call more often though
User avatar #84 - garymotherfingoak (05/23/2013) [-]
linked me to the wrong comment due to a comment rollback several months ago
#86 to #84 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
because im lazy
#75 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
remember me?
remember me?
#76 to #75 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Should I?
#77 to #76 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
you were my first. How could you not remember?!?
#78 to #77 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
And you have yet to get a second, besides yourself.
#79 to #78 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
Here i thought, you were different than the rest.
#80 to #79 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
But I am different, I'm a snake.
#81 to #80 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
#82 to #81 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
If you cant handle what I truly am, then I shall take my leave.
#83 to #82 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
go for you clearly aren't a man, for to be a man you must have honor and penis. If i ever see you again, you shall rue the day!
User avatar #85 to #83 - garymotherfingoak (05/23/2013) [-]
something happen between you two?
#87 to #85 - shepardbdead (05/24/2013) [-]
get out of here gary
User avatar #68 - ryanfitzy (12/09/2012) [-]
Thank you for the multiple donations bro. I will get the badge in no time from supporters like you, and we will all eventually have a great inventory of Golden Goods haha.
User avatar #69 to #68 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
i never use gold at all, might as well just give it to ya ;3
User avatar #66 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
note to self
"And to someone with either a Strong, or Very Strong Slot Machine (there's only one person with the Very Strong though, and it's landminesvssm"
User avatar #67 to #66 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Chocolate, Crystal, and the imp is easy!

Just pick up tokens, and tickets (prioritize tokens).
Cash in tokens for tickets, cash in tickets for chests.

The Imp you'll get from chests eventually, you'll get crystal chest sets from those, which will get the crystal.
You also get chocolate gamblers from chests, so you can get the bear from those, or at the very least get other bears to trade for it.

You'll also get a ton of gems from chests for that part.
And a ton of ore to make the badge.

You'll also get trojan chests, but you'll have to get the keys for them, and they can be empty a lot too.
#63 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
What do you want for a blue filly egg?
User avatar #64 to #63 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
i was wanting to hold on to those actually
#65 to #64 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
are you willing to trade one for some ores/ingots? need it for item count
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#54 to #53 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
ello there
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User avatar #56 to #55 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
used to be hmm?
#57 to #56 - fluffyred **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#58 to #57 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
bah, i like to be different, you can keep your conformist fur :V
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#60 to #59 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
better than red foxes
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#50 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
#51 to #50 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
gravity hammer diamond axe
#52 to #51 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
energy sword diamond sword
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