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Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: xbox360, N64, PS2, GBA, 3Ds
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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:7/21/2014
Location:Central Coast Cali
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I'm a bisexual furry. Species: raptor/snake hybrid (Snaptor!) I enjoy trying to make funny comments on here. I'm also trying to collect gay/rainbow items, will trade anything i have for them

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#20 - **RipperMan rolled image ** bad parent 04/21/2014 on Bad Parenting 0
#188 - only jumping spiders 04/20/2014 on Try poking the nest, that... +10
#54 - Picture 04/20/2014 on I think hotsuburbandad... 0
#42 - Picture 04/20/2014 on Mayday 0
#89 - it hurt us all 04/19/2014 on Fahrenheit 451 +1
#96 - took me a minute to realize that isn't a picture of Dynasty Warriors 04/19/2014 on What Sorcery is this? +5
#86 - sometimes you better had read the ******* book. …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Fahrenheit 451 +14
User avatar #99 - sanguinemybrother (04/19/2014) [-]
I am still hopeful that someone will pick up Eragon for another movie attempt at some point, the casting was shit, the story was ruined, the whole thing was a fucking insult to the books.
User avatar #101 - fishinyourface (04/19/2014) [-]
the thing that amazes me is that the author was right there to approve the movie....I don't know exactly how shit went down but I used to read a magazine for kids and it mentioned an interview with the author and it said he was excited to turn his book into a movie....how did he let shit go so wrong?....
User avatar #114 - ninjabadger (04/19/2014) [-]
He wanted money, it's the only rational reason for letting that train wreck hit the screens.

I was so disappointed in it... I really was. So much wasted potential... it's near impossible to fix the image of the series if you made another movie...no matter how good it is.
User avatar #131 - sanguinemybrother (04/19/2014) [-]
I think it was such a flop honestly, that if they re-released it as "Inheritance" it could work but it would have to be good obviously. How the fuck can you kill the Ra'zac in the first film? they were still in book fucking 4 and were a major part of the story
User avatar #96 - smashingkills (04/19/2014) [-]
I don't think it's possible to like that movie if you've already read Eragon.
User avatar #90 - realbaddude (04/19/2014) [-]
percy jackson was worse
User avatar #110 - demonatatoo (04/19/2014) [-]
I agree. You can't just take out a whole fucking character. The fact that Clarisse was taken out entirely pissed me off the most.
User avatar #88 - arrogant (04/19/2014) [-]
that movie hurt me
#89 - RipperMan (04/19/2014) [-]
it hurt us all
#42 - "BATMAN!" is usually a guaranteed winner 04/19/2014 on Why I love cards against... 0
#43 - /k/ has big head mode activated?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on What time is it? +2
User avatar #48 - cocainecowboy (04/19/2014) [-]
fucking miss that game
#41 - natural 20 sneak attack spider expected verbal abuse… 04/14/2014 on Pen15 +1
#82 - my dads friends would get together and play tekken in the afte… 04/14/2014 on Drugs +2
#164 - this comment thread dragon horse 04/13/2014 on feminist 0
#91 - i only saved it to post it here, its like the fourth picture w… 04/13/2014 on .. 0
#38 - >ate those eyes DAMNIT, you reminded me of this, n…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/13/2014 on .. +3
#63 - nebuchadnezzaurus (04/13/2014) [-]
How... I mean WHY... I mean what the actual fuck. I thought I had some fucked up fetishes, but what kind of a piece of shit "human"being do you have to be to get off to that shit?
also, why do you have this picture saved?
#91 - RipperMan (04/13/2014) [-]
i only saved it to post it here, its like the fourth picture when you google "eyeball licking"

this is what happens when senpai notices you
#41 - zerith (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #90 - retardxatxlarge (04/13/2014) [-]
That is the most disgusting thing ive ever seen in my entire fucking life. Jesus
#84 - souperior (04/13/2014) [-]
This is OPs reaction when moms spaghetti flows out
#42 - AWESOMEJANDRO (04/13/2014) [-]
#43 - zerith (04/13/2014) [-]
#122 - k 04/13/2014 on Without a doubt best scene... +36
#136 - i however, am skilled enough 04/12/2014 on Photoshop skills +5
#65 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Teaching the true meaning... +3
User avatar #102 - reapermaster (04/09/2014) [-]
u have a fukin problem wit my race m8?
#69 - booped (04/09/2014) [-]
#129 - like this? 04/09/2014 on Erectileenabler +2
#89 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Pizza AGAIN? +7
User avatar #106 - buttkickerboy (04/09/2014) [-]
REALLY MOM?
DIET PEPSI?
#156 - the generic bad guy robots in transformers, basically cannon f… 04/06/2014 on What a wonderfal day to be... 0
#154 - i normally dont either, but ever since i walked around one in …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on What a wonderfal day to be... 0
#155 - kaitora (04/06/2014) [-]
The fuck is that horrible looking thing? Looks like a 10 year old designed that.
#156 - RipperMan (04/06/2014) [-]
the generic bad guy robots in transformers, basically cannon fodder for the autobots to tear apart.
#152 - the only reason i even race in forza is to get new cars to pla…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2014 on What a wonderfal day to be... 0
#153 - kaitora (04/06/2014) [-]
Good question, but I don't really care about cadillacs.
#154 - RipperMan (04/06/2014) [-]
i normally dont either, but ever since i walked around one in person, i've really liked the sharp angles of it, a kit to change the grill would make it look pretty badass imo.

...and i need to make some of these guys
#155 - kaitora (04/06/2014) [-]
The fuck is that horrible looking thing? Looks like a 10 year old designed that.
#156 - RipperMan (04/06/2014) [-]
the generic bad guy robots in transformers, basically cannon fodder for the autobots to tear apart.
#150 - thats cool i suppose, but can you paint your car to look like …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/06/2014 on What a wonderfal day to be... 0
#151 - kaitora (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm into racing, not ricing. I had the Citroen in GT6, I sold it because it was most boring to drive and got a Zonda R. I gotta say though, it's sexy as hell.

#152 - RipperMan (04/06/2014) [-]
the only reason i even race in forza is to get new cars to play around with painting.

I at least try to be original, not slapping sponsor stickers all over the damn thing, or making anime chicks that are right on the boundary of SFW. I have a whole collection of transformers on Horizon.

why is the Cadillac XLR roadster never in any games?
#153 - kaitora (04/06/2014) [-]
Good question, but I don't really care about cadillacs.
#154 - RipperMan (04/06/2014) [-]
i normally dont either, but ever since i walked around one in person, i've really liked the sharp angles of it, a kit to change the grill would make it look pretty badass imo.

...and i need to make some of these guys
#155 - kaitora (04/06/2014) [-]
The fuck is that horrible looking thing? Looks like a 10 year old designed that.
#156 - RipperMan (04/06/2014) [-]
the generic bad guy robots in transformers, basically cannon fodder for the autobots to tear apart.
#62 - this is retarded, these people are retarded why is this a …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on What a wonderfal day to be... 0
#116 - devout feminist (04/06/2014) [-]
They have very little traction, so you can slide everywhere. Good for drifting, or if your car is low powered, you can smoke your tyres a lot.
#86 - devout feminist (04/06/2014) [-]
Don't ask me what goes through those fucking faggots' heads when they decide to do this to their cars. All they're asking for is increased suspension and tire wear. There are literally no benefits to lowering and cambering (angleing) wheels to this extent.
#67 - swagexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
sometimes living with swag often means making a statement in looks or appearances this can range from clothing to well cars as well.

Not all swag trends pass but when they do they are a real eye opener.

#60 - i thought it was a forza screenshot....  [+] (8 new replies) 04/06/2014 on What a wonderfal day to be... 0
#148 - kaitora (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm a Gran Turismo man.
#150 - RipperMan (04/06/2014) [-]
thats cool i suppose, but can you paint your car to look like your favorite soda?

give me the Citroen GT you damn copyrighting bastards
#151 - kaitora (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm into racing, not ricing. I had the Citroen in GT6, I sold it because it was most boring to drive and got a Zonda R. I gotta say though, it's sexy as hell.

#152 - RipperMan (04/06/2014) [-]
the only reason i even race in forza is to get new cars to play around with painting.

I at least try to be original, not slapping sponsor stickers all over the damn thing, or making anime chicks that are right on the boundary of SFW. I have a whole collection of transformers on Horizon.

why is the Cadillac XLR roadster never in any games?
#153 - kaitora (04/06/2014) [-]
Good question, but I don't really care about cadillacs.
#154 - RipperMan (04/06/2014) [-]
i normally dont either, but ever since i walked around one in person, i've really liked the sharp angles of it, a kit to change the grill would make it look pretty badass imo.

...and i need to make some of these guys
#155 - kaitora (04/06/2014) [-]
The fuck is that horrible looking thing? Looks like a 10 year old designed that.
#156 - RipperMan (04/06/2014) [-]
the generic bad guy robots in transformers, basically cannon fodder for the autobots to tear apart.
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User avatar #114 - RipperMan (07/06/2014) [-]
**RipperMan rolls 1,182**
#115 to #114 - RipperMan (07/06/2014) [-]
huh.. it works
#112 - RipperMan (05/13/2014) [-]
How i spend my days
How i spend my days
User avatar #106 - RipperMan (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random comment #279 posted by hoponthefeelstrain at That awkward moment... ** :
Okay I don't want to sound mean but having one black friend isn't like a "get out of jail free card" and I understand you'd be friends with him no matter his color. You shouldn't refer to your friend who just happens to be gay, as your gay friend. Do you get what I'm saying? And I understand fj isn't one single person but fj is full of double standards.

I don't like the KKK because my boyfriend is white and I see nothing wrong with races mixing. Humans have differences yes, but spreading out our genes is a good thing. Let's say white people are more intelligent and black people are more athletic because it's in their genes. You get a white parent and a black parent and now the child has intelligence and strength. I know genetics aren't that simple, it's just an example.
User avatar #113 to #106 - alekksandar (06/28/2014) [-]
But the KKK are the good guys ):
#108 to #106 - RipperMan (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Large pizza with extra hitler **
User avatar #93 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
scalies. scalies. scalies. scalies.
User avatar #94 to #93 - RipperMan (11/10/2013) [-]
kitties kitties kitties?
User avatar #95 to #94 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
cats are like, soooooo 2 years ago.

sharks are now IN.
User avatar #97 to #96 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
that drawing... it puts my drawings to shame. ):
User avatar #98 to #97 - RipperMan (11/10/2013) [-]
and that was like a 10 minute speed painting :/
#99 to #98 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew how to draw scalies and sharks better

but I guess that guy who drew that has what, probably twenty years more experience than I do.
#100 to #99 - RipperMan (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and that doesn't look half bad

All my pencil sketches end up looking way better than anything i make on digital
User avatar #101 to #100 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Same, I always think that I'll improve the work when I color it in photoshop, but end up looking at something generic-looking and bland.
User avatar #102 to #101 - RipperMan (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and the lines always look too pixilated, even when i draw with the tablet
User avatar #103 to #102 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
You seem like a good guy. But are you black, muslim, a gipsy or jewish?
www.funnyjunk.com/user/blazingpelt/449#449
User avatar #104 to #103 - RipperMan (11/10/2013) [-]
D: none of the above
User avatar #105 to #104 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Good. I consider you a friend then.
User avatar #92 - gagster (10/26/2013) [-]
Was that you who just asked for a battle?
User avatar #89 - citry (06/21/2013) [-]
hello my first, it has almost been our anniversary.
User avatar #90 to #89 - RipperMan (06/22/2013) [-]
oh my, hows it been?
User avatar #91 to #90 - citry (06/22/2013) [-]
just swell. I wish you would call more often though
User avatar #84 - garymotherfingoak (05/23/2013) [-]
linked me to the wrong comment due to a comment rollback several months ago
#86 to #84 - RipperMan (05/23/2013) [-]
because im lazy
#75 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
remember me?
remember me?
#77 to #76 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
you were my first. How could you not remember?!?
#78 to #77 - RipperMan (05/14/2013) [-]
And you have yet to get a second, besides yourself.
#79 to #78 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
Here i thought, you were different than the rest.
#80 to #79 - RipperMan (05/14/2013) [-]
But I am different, I'm a snake.
#81 to #80 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
#82 to #81 - RipperMan (05/14/2013) [-]
If you cant handle what I truly am, then I shall take my leave.
#83 to #82 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
go for you clearly aren't a man, for to be a man you must have honor and penis. If i ever see you again, you shall rue the day!
User avatar #85 to #83 - garymotherfingoak (05/23/2013) [-]
something happen between you two?
#87 to #85 - shepardbdead (05/24/2013) [-]
get out of here gary
User avatar #68 - ryanfitzy (12/09/2012) [-]
Thank you for the multiple donations bro. I will get the badge in no time from supporters like you, and we will all eventually have a great inventory of Golden Goods haha.
User avatar #69 to #68 - RipperMan (12/09/2012) [-]
i never use gold at all, might as well just give it to ya ;3
User avatar #66 - RipperMan (12/07/2012) [-]
note to self
"And to someone with either a Strong, or Very Strong Slot Machine (there's only one person with the Very Strong though, and it's landminesvssm"
User avatar #67 to #66 - RipperMan (12/07/2012) [-]
Chocolate, Crystal, and the imp is easy!

Just pick up tokens, and tickets (prioritize tokens).
Cash in tokens for tickets, cash in tickets for chests.

The Imp you'll get from chests eventually, you'll get crystal chest sets from those, which will get the crystal.
You also get chocolate gamblers from chests, so you can get the bear from those, or at the very least get other bears to trade for it.

You'll also get a ton of gems from chests for that part.
And a ton of ore to make the badge.

You'll also get trojan chests, but you'll have to get the keys for them, and they can be empty a lot too.
#63 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
What do you want for a blue filly egg?
User avatar #64 to #63 - RipperMan (11/02/2012) [-]
i was wanting to hold on to those actually
#65 to #64 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
are you willing to trade one for some ores/ingots? need it for item count
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#54 to #53 - RipperMan (10/03/2012) [-]
ello there
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User avatar #56 to #55 - RipperMan (10/03/2012) [-]
used to be hmm?
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#58 to #57 - RipperMan (10/03/2012) [-]
bah, i like to be different, you can keep your conformist fur :V
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#60 to #59 - RipperMan (10/03/2012) [-]
better than red foxes
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#51 to #50 - RipperMan (10/03/2012) [-]
gravity hammer diamond axe
#52 to #51 - RipperMan (10/03/2012) [-]
energy sword diamond sword
#47 - RipperMan (08/12/2012) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #60570 at Brony Board Nice Edition: Hugs & Smiles **
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