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lack of sleep really cuts into my ability to make snarky commentscomment
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Age: 22
Steam Profile: ask me
Consoles Owned: xbox360, N64, PS2, GBA, 3Ds
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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:9/20/2014
Location:Central Coast Cali
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I'm a bisexual furry. Species: Shark. I enjoy trying to make funny comments on here. Its good to make people laugh.

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#22 - "where do you want the tat?" "about si… 37 minutes ago on Doctor OC comic 0
#94 - whats the ******* purpose of telling your parents… 1 hour ago on It happens 0
#90 - i just got the razer anansi keyboard, pretty good so far.  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Your ears deserve to be... 0
#91 - bausch (3 hours ago) [-]
eh, looks alright i guess. I'm not a fan of keyboards with wide spacing on the bottom (where your hand is supposed to rest). biggest reason i went with the Blackwidow was the mechanical keys. theyre real nice, and pretty much waterproof outside of playing in the bathtub. you can buy a chroma version too with controllable backlighting.
#86 - well, i really like blue shark themed things... my mouse…  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Your ears deserve to be... 0
#88 - bausch (3 hours ago) [-]
you mean the razer logo (in blue)? its on both ears and the amp. turning this thing all the way up is a good way to go deaf BTW.

IMO razer makes good shit. Ive also got a razer Blackwidow Ultimate keyboard (2013 i think, in blue) payed something like 130 for it. any my mouse is a razer tiapan 70$ having played alot of shooters and WoW i learned the importance of an ultra-precise mouse.
User avatar #90 - RipperMan (3 hours ago) [-]
i just got the razer anansi keyboard, pretty good so far.
#91 - bausch (3 hours ago) [-]
eh, looks alright i guess. I'm not a fan of keyboards with wide spacing on the bottom (where your hand is supposed to rest). biggest reason i went with the Blackwidow was the mechanical keys. theyre real nice, and pretty much waterproof outside of playing in the bathtub. you can buy a chroma version too with controllable backlighting.
#83 - **** , thats expensive  [+] (5 new replies) 3 hours ago on Your ears deserve to be... 0
#84 - bausch (3 hours ago) [-]
ya its pretty bad, but consider ive had them for 4 years and dont plan to get rid of them. I have yet to run across any other headphones with the same sound quality, and more importantly as comfortable. Like i said i usually wear these things for 6+ hours at a time. I'm currently on hour 3.
User avatar #86 - RipperMan (3 hours ago) [-]
well, i really like blue shark themed things... my mouse is a ghost shark

#88 - bausch (3 hours ago) [-]
you mean the razer logo (in blue)? its on both ears and the amp. turning this thing all the way up is a good way to go deaf BTW.

IMO razer makes good shit. Ive also got a razer Blackwidow Ultimate keyboard (2013 i think, in blue) payed something like 130 for it. any my mouse is a razer tiapan 70$ having played alot of shooters and WoW i learned the importance of an ultra-precise mouse.
User avatar #90 - RipperMan (3 hours ago) [-]
i just got the razer anansi keyboard, pretty good so far.
#91 - bausch (3 hours ago) [-]
eh, looks alright i guess. I'm not a fan of keyboards with wide spacing on the bottom (where your hand is supposed to rest). biggest reason i went with the Blackwidow was the mechanical keys. theyre real nice, and pretty much waterproof outside of playing in the bathtub. you can buy a chroma version too with controllable backlighting.
#35 - do you really want sharks with legs running around? 5 hours ago on fuck off fish 0
#34 - i think she's a crossbreed. sharks generally have little fin p… 5 hours ago on fuck off fish 0
#21 - who puts a hard plastic disk where your ear is supposed to sit? 9 hours ago on Your ears deserve to be... +1
#19 - mfw i wear my headphones for more than an hour. got R…  [+] (23 new replies) 9 hours ago on Your ears deserve to be... +57
User avatar #113 - therealtjthemedic (1 hour ago) [-]
I have some turtle beach things that are more tape than headphone by now.
They are honestly the most comfortable headphones I've ever used. I could just wear them forever.
#80 - bausch (3 hours ago) [-]
If comfort is your thing get a pair of these
smile.amazon.com/Razer-Megalodon-Surround-Gaming-Headset/dp/B002EVPBH0/ref=smi_www_rcolv2_go_smi?_encoding=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

Ive had them for a little over 4 years now (they're discontinued but you can still buy them). They hold up really well and i frequently wear them for 6+hours at a time. they are the most comfortable thing ive ever put on my head. I've been through 5-6 pairs of glasses since ive gotten these both thick and thin frame, and because the pads are super soft cloth you dont feel a difference headphones on or off (meaning they dont press your glasses into your head). Also, from what ive been told (i never hear it) the mic is pretty damn good.

The only downside to these (other than the price) is the 7.1 and USB interface. the 7.1 mode distorts the sounds and makes it sound like youre under water if the audio isnt already in 7.1, the 2.0->7.1 upscale was a good idea, just didnt work out. they also arent too heavy on the bass (stock) if thats your thing. Both of these can be compensated for and the bass can be driver pretty high. and the USB thing just means it has to be used with a computer which sucks some times.
#124 - zenler (34 minutes ago) [-]
yup the megalochode is so comfortable, even with glasses.

i got my set in 2010 and my only issue is slight static or fuzz with bassy songs such as this soundcloud.com/faib/faib-cold-rain-320-free but i can fix it for some time by pushing the headset pads in it self as i think its just vibration of loose parts. probably dust

hmm the 7.1 does work well in some games like cod4/waw, l4d2. yeah it sacrifices audio quality

heh i even got bothered enough to connect up muh pc or a laptop to a tv just to watch stuff with this audio. i love the basss I know its not exactly uber quality but i like it.

the mic is quite.. average though lol
#131 - bausch (13 minutes ago) [-]
example: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NavVfpp-1L4

at about 20 seconds in you can hear the faint sound of a record spinning on a player. stuff like this is usually intentional, not cracking.
#129 - bausch (16 minutes ago) [-]
ya im not seeing what youre talking about. if you mean the hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sound in the background that sounds like someone letting out the worlds longest breath thats part of the song. it changes pitch slightly and follows a rhythm. listen carefully to some pink floyd, youll find sounds you didnt know were part of the song.
User avatar #83 - RipperMan (3 hours ago) [-]
shit, thats expensive
#84 - bausch (3 hours ago) [-]
ya its pretty bad, but consider ive had them for 4 years and dont plan to get rid of them. I have yet to run across any other headphones with the same sound quality, and more importantly as comfortable. Like i said i usually wear these things for 6+ hours at a time. I'm currently on hour 3.
User avatar #86 - RipperMan (3 hours ago) [-]
well, i really like blue shark themed things... my mouse is a ghost shark

#88 - bausch (3 hours ago) [-]
you mean the razer logo (in blue)? its on both ears and the amp. turning this thing all the way up is a good way to go deaf BTW.

IMO razer makes good shit. Ive also got a razer Blackwidow Ultimate keyboard (2013 i think, in blue) payed something like 130 for it. any my mouse is a razer tiapan 70$ having played alot of shooters and WoW i learned the importance of an ultra-precise mouse.
User avatar #90 - RipperMan (3 hours ago) [-]
i just got the razer anansi keyboard, pretty good so far.
#91 - bausch (3 hours ago) [-]
eh, looks alright i guess. I'm not a fan of keyboards with wide spacing on the bottom (where your hand is supposed to rest). biggest reason i went with the Blackwidow was the mechanical keys. theyre real nice, and pretty much waterproof outside of playing in the bathtub. you can buy a chroma version too with controllable backlighting.
User avatar #65 - rhevol (4 hours ago) [-]
had the same problem... i sold them and bought razer electra... THEY'RE 1000% BETTER
User avatar #59 - buriedstpatrick (5 hours ago) [-]
I have really good experience with the Sennheiser PC350 headphones in the comfort department. I could wear them for hours and sometimes didn't even notice I had them on if I wasn't playing anything.
User avatar #52 - yodasoda (5 hours ago) [-]
I have Razer Tiamat's, even with glasses they don't hurt my head after a long time like most headphones
User avatar #55 - shadew (5 hours ago) [-]
Can confirm. I spend way too much time on my computer. My Tiamats never hurt me unlike almost every other headphone I've tried.
User avatar #79 - gammajk (3 hours ago) [-]
Do you guys ever notice that after wearing your Tiamats for a long time, they leave bumps in the top of your head where the bumps in the headband thing are?
They always disappear after a couple hours but it feels and looks fucked up
User avatar #97 - kovo (2 hours ago) [-]
Yep, and my hair gets shaped around my ears and looks ridiculous
User avatar #38 - datsheriff (6 hours ago) [-]
I thought about buying the Kraken, but I wound up settling for Logitech's G230 headset.
Tight, but comfortable.
User avatar #29 - toncheky (7 hours ago) [-]
lol fuck gayzer it's shite
User avatar #27 - friendlyanonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
I was a cheap asshole and picked up Razer Chachaslidechurros and they are pretty fine with me. Got em for like 40 dollars.
User avatar #99 - kovo (2 hours ago) [-]
Those are pretty nice, really light weight
#20 - hentaiacc (9 hours ago) [-]
Same problem here with my Razer Kraken,
Hurts really bad man.
I feel you.
#21 - RipperMan (9 hours ago) [-]
who puts a hard plastic disk where your ear is supposed to sit?
#28 - but your name is bread poster  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on fuck off fish +4
#29 - breadposter (12 hours ago) [-]
Sometimes you gotta break the rules.
User avatar #33 - testaburger (10 hours ago) [-]
>sharks
>furry ears
hwut
User avatar #34 - RipperMan (5 hours ago) [-]
i think she's a crossbreed. sharks generally have little fin pseudo-ears

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#119 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
arclight (angel) thresh
#127 to #119 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
varus
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#118 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
**RipperMan rolls 1,182**
#115 to #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
huh.. it works
#112 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
How i spend my days
How i spend my days
User avatar #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random comment #279 posted by hoponthefeelstrain at That awkward moment... ** :
Okay I don't want to sound mean but having one black friend isn't like a "get out of jail free card" and I understand you'd be friends with him no matter his color. You shouldn't refer to your friend who just happens to be gay, as your gay friend. Do you get what I'm saying? And I understand fj isn't one single person but fj is full of double standards.

I don't like the KKK because my boyfriend is white and I see nothing wrong with races mixing. Humans have differences yes, but spreading out our genes is a good thing. Let's say white people are more intelligent and black people are more athletic because it's in their genes. You get a white parent and a black parent and now the child has intelligence and strength. I know genetics aren't that simple, it's just an example.
User avatar #113 to #106 - alekksandar (06/28/2014) [-]
But the KKK are the good guys ):
#108 to #106 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Large pizza with extra hitler **
User avatar #93 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
scalies. scalies. scalies. scalies.
User avatar #94 to #93 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
kitties kitties kitties?
User avatar #95 to #94 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
cats are like, soooooo 2 years ago.

sharks are now IN.
#96 to #95 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
true
User avatar #97 to #96 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
that drawing... it puts my drawings to shame. ):
User avatar #98 to #97 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
and that was like a 10 minute speed painting :/
#99 to #98 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew how to draw scalies and sharks better

but I guess that guy who drew that has what, probably twenty years more experience than I do.
#100 to #99 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and that doesn't look half bad

All my pencil sketches end up looking way better than anything i make on digital
User avatar #101 to #100 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Same, I always think that I'll improve the work when I color it in photoshop, but end up looking at something generic-looking and bland.
User avatar #102 to #101 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
yeah, and the lines always look too pixilated, even when i draw with the tablet
User avatar #103 to #102 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
You seem like a good guy. But are you black, muslim, a gipsy or jewish?
www.funnyjunk.com/user/blazingpelt/449#449
User avatar #104 to #103 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
D: none of the above
User avatar #105 to #104 - alekksandar (11/10/2013) [-]
Good. I consider you a friend then.
User avatar #92 - gagster (10/26/2013) [-]
Was that you who just asked for a battle?
User avatar #89 - citry (06/21/2013) [-]
hello my first, it has almost been our anniversary.
User avatar #90 to #89 - RipperMan ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
oh my, hows it been?
User avatar #91 to #90 - citry (06/22/2013) [-]
just swell. I wish you would call more often though
User avatar #84 - garymotherfingoak (05/23/2013) [-]
linked me to the wrong comment due to a comment rollback several months ago
#86 to #84 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
because im lazy
#75 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
remember me?
remember me?
#76 to #75 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Should I?
#77 to #76 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
you were my first. How could you not remember?!?
#78 to #77 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
And you have yet to get a second, besides yourself.
#79 to #78 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
Here i thought, you were different than the rest.
#80 to #79 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
But I am different, I'm a snake.
#81 to #80 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
no just no, this can't happen. Clearly you've changed from before.
#82 to #81 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
If you cant handle what I truly am, then I shall take my leave.
#83 to #82 - shepardbdead (05/14/2013) [-]
go for you clearly aren't a man, for to be a man you must have honor and penis. If i ever see you again, you shall rue the day!
User avatar #85 to #83 - garymotherfingoak (05/23/2013) [-]
something happen between you two?
#87 to #85 - shepardbdead (05/24/2013) [-]
get out of here gary
User avatar #68 - ryanfitzy (12/09/2012) [-]
Thank you for the multiple donations bro. I will get the badge in no time from supporters like you, and we will all eventually have a great inventory of Golden Goods haha.
User avatar #69 to #68 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
i never use gold at all, might as well just give it to ya ;3
User avatar #66 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
note to self
"And to someone with either a Strong, or Very Strong Slot Machine (there's only one person with the Very Strong though, and it's landminesvssm"
User avatar #67 to #66 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Chocolate, Crystal, and the imp is easy!

Just pick up tokens, and tickets (prioritize tokens).
Cash in tokens for tickets, cash in tickets for chests.

The Imp you'll get from chests eventually, you'll get crystal chest sets from those, which will get the crystal.
You also get chocolate gamblers from chests, so you can get the bear from those, or at the very least get other bears to trade for it.

You'll also get a ton of gems from chests for that part.
And a ton of ore to make the badge.

You'll also get trojan chests, but you'll have to get the keys for them, and they can be empty a lot too.
#63 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
What do you want for a blue filly egg?
User avatar #64 to #63 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
i was wanting to hold on to those actually
#65 to #64 - proselyte (11/02/2012) [-]
are you willing to trade one for some ores/ingots? need it for item count
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#54 to #53 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
ello there
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User avatar #56 to #55 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
used to be hmm?
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#58 to #57 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
bah, i like to be different, you can keep your conformist fur :V
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#60 to #59 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
better than red foxes
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#51 to #50 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
gravity hammer diamond axe
#52 to #51 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
energy sword diamond sword
#47 - RipperMan ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
**RipperMan rolled a random image posted in comment #60570 at Brony Board Nice Edition: Hugs & Smiles **
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