I got a rock.

The fuck.. my dad only gave me a 20.

my parents gave me 3k... I have no clue how well off my family is... this money makes me nervous >:|

My parents made me get a job while family friends and my uncle/grandparents gave me the money for my laptop. xD

You must not have found the meth lab yet.

Your parents sold the three previous children before you, you should count your self lucky.



I bought your sisters

I'M GONNA BUY ME A CLASSY PROSTITUTE :D

Shall I set you up with one of my girls? I got them a quite a few years back but they are still decently young.

Sure :D

You meet such friendly gentlemen on the internet. Can't wait to show pictures to my dad :P

My best one is named Sethoret, I hope you don't mind that she is 23.

23, ha she'd have been born in 1989 right? That's when my first sister was born :D Funny world, eh? Maybe she was in my sister's class...

Maybe, I got her from some parents who were looking to get a gift for their other. Hope he liked it because she is going to have a hard, long life.

Roofies and bath salts, here we come!

Bath Salts, get that shit away from my girls, have some cocaine and Viagra instead.

listen, I don't tell you how to make love, and come on; I hear bath salts lead to great BJ's, y'know? :P

Well if you put it that way... but remember if she gets damaged you're paying the bills till she gets better.

fine fine... Geez, you buy some classy prostitutes you get some real anal pimps...

I, my good sir, am a loaner of women. I find the title "Pimp" repulsive, go spend your money elsewhere you hooligan!

:(

I guess I'll just set the money on fire and throw it at homeless people...

Good choice, they would appreciate the sentiment.

...might toss some gasoline on 'em while they're diving for the burning scraps... you know... for the entertainment value...

That my young sir is a waste, their better with Canola oil.

well it's not like I don't have the money! xD

This has gone far too long

Then get some Extra Virgin olive oil, it's the only hobo cooking oil I use for my women.

A LOT of families save money for big things like graduation. I think they expect you to put the money into college and getting a job. Mine got me around 400$ which I spent on my Ex, Who left me, For a black guy.

Feels bad man, I got $500 and spent it all on senior week at the beach. Alcohol is fucking expensive!

Indeed it is, Luckily for me my uncle Makes wine, HAs a wine cellar, and has an infinite supple of Alcohol.

That's awesome, one of my buddies in college makes wine...it's kind of shitty though. I think it's just old ass grape juice lol.

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Haha I'm long since over it, Gonna be fun watching her raise a baby without a father.

Tell her to enjoy having a loose vagoo and fatherless children.

Already did lol.

i hope she gets a vagina as big as stargate. everyone would be to afraid to get near it. sorry that happen to you though :/

Best Metaphor Ever. And yea shit happens, They main reason she left was because of her parents. The best part? She could have helped me fix everything and we could have gotten back together. But instead she chose to be with a nigger who threatens my life.

stomp him in the nuts >:] and yeah shit happens ex left me to but its whatever her loss. same with your ex.

Yup Yup, Gave up someone willing to go bankrupt for her for a guy who only wants sex, Smart huh? So I'm getting back with my Asian Ex, Sure she's pregnant but meh I'm not a guy to judge.

no way, nothin wrong with that

Haha Yup yup :P Though I kinda have a fetish for pregnant girls ._. Guess it's something to do with me really wanting a kid haha.

awesome :] im not ready yet :/ hopfully soon though

It takes time really, Some guys aren't ready til they're 25 like my parents were, or much much later.

yeah i would say somewhere around 25 or so i would be :D

Nicolas I...

why the long face?

sorry if it looks bad

i did not know that she was from jersey

Now if someone could color this so its more noticably korra i will be verry happy.

TADA!

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Your picture is good and you should feel good.

Thank you so much!