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ReturnDarkKnight

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: Atlas
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, Battlefield 3, Halo Reach, Skyrim
X-box Gamertag: THOSE MCMUFFINS
Interests: Anime, Manga, Videogames,
Date Signed Up:2/23/2010
Last Login:2/05/2015
Location:Deutsch States of America
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 48 total,  87 ,  39
Comment Thumbs: 4318 total,  5447 ,  1129
Content Level Progress: 86.44% (51/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 244 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:0
Content Views:11020
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:2616
FJ Points:4386
I don't want to set the world on fire. Unless if it were completely covered in meat. Then we could all die in a glorious blaze of bacony goodness.

latest user's comments

#34 - I do want to attempt this at home. 12/09/2012 on Self made stunts 0
#48 - You should. It's amazing. 12/08/2012 on Gay +3
#43 - OH, SO YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME NOW, IS THAT IT? WELL I WON'T STA… 12/08/2012 on Gay 0
#33 - Who's voice ran through your head as you read along? Leero…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/08/2012 on Gay +11
#89 - leeron (12/08/2012) [-]
my own voice
#74 - Tyranitar (12/08/2012) [-]
These two
#72 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
Well it was Big gay Al, but I like Leeron more, so I'm gonna use him as my gay-voice now.
#58 - slipperyjoe (12/08/2012) [-]
Mine was Bon Clay oddly enough.
#51 - mcderfenschmirt (12/08/2012) [-]
That's my go-to internal gay guy voice.
#50 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
You cheeky dickwaffle...a thumb for you.
User avatar #47 - thedarkestrogue (12/08/2012) [-]
Nope. As I have not yet watched Gurren Lagann.
Should I?
User avatar #48 - ReturnDarkKnight (12/08/2012) [-]
You should. It's amazing.
User avatar #46 - skatepimp (12/08/2012) [-]
Why the fuck did you guess that spot on.
Leave me alone I'm going to fap in like 10 min.
User avatar #44 - dovahsix (12/08/2012) [-]
I did
User avatar #40 - rhiaanor (12/08/2012) [-]
I....
YOU BE QUIET! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
#43 - ReturnDarkKnight (12/08/2012) [-]
OH, SO YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME NOW, IS THAT IT? WELL I WON'T STAND IT. COME ON, BRO FITE ME IRL
#106 - Coat Hooks...? Is... is that even... does such a thing even exist? 12/08/2012 on Which one would you choose? +8
#65 - 1990s, friend. His son was only in his teens during those years.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on Some facts +2
#73 - darthtomale (12/06/2012) [-]
personally, im still impressed.
#62 - #10 is Fruit Baskets. His name is Hatsuhara. 12/06/2012 on AMP 707 0
#63 - Ah, good, Jimmy. Just a litter harder. Mmm 12/05/2012 on Jeroom 0
#214 - ******** . Look at the video again. There were only abou…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on Extremely Scary Corpse... 0
#216 - helpthepeople (12/04/2012) [-]
Dude, ofcourse they are psychics and they knew that the door wouldn't reopen, silly you. You should have expected that :p
#206 - "Okay, some guys just bring a ******* coffin into …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2012 on Extremely Scary Corpse... -4
#209 - helpthepeople (12/04/2012) [-]
...The door shut no matter what the did
User avatar #214 - ReturnDarkKnight (12/04/2012) [-]
Bullshit. Look at the video again. There were only about 2 groups who for sure tried to even leave the elevator open. The rest just let it slide, even though they had seen the men come from across the lobby.
#216 - helpthepeople (12/04/2012) [-]
Dude, ofcourse they are psychics and they knew that the door wouldn't reopen, silly you. You should have expected that :p
#71 - Words to live by.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on White ones are better +20
#76 - lucianakira (12/04/2012) [-]
Loved that show.
#26 - I thought he was assembling a Gundam Model a first. 12/03/2012 on I can watch this forever +1
#190 - Because it's easier to differentiate between a man with yellow…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2012 on racism? 0
User avatar #195 - jordygordy (12/03/2012) [-]
and what about the original native americans? i think they probably developed their own skin color. but than again i maybe wrong
User avatar #202 - xsirxrepostxalotx (12/03/2012) [-]
Indian/native Americans, (same skin tonne as indians so that Christopher Columbus (<- spelt right?) thought they were idians.
#16 - I think I remember from the original story that when Ashputtel… 12/02/2012 on Disney Logic 0
#25 - Is that what it looks like inside the UNSC Infinity? 12/01/2012 on Inside Amazon's Warehouse.... +1
#363745 - Hey guys, me again. This will be more of a begging thread if a…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#363864 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/01/2012) [-]
This my wallpaper.
#363817 - tanabata (12/01/2012) [-]
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#363807 - aliceinmadness has deleted their comment.
#363799 - tehlolnoob (12/01/2012) [-]
I like the simple ones.
#363750 - hatsune (12/01/2012) [-]
#363748 - hatsune (12/01/2012) [-]
#363747 - kemonomimi (12/01/2012) [-]
#363746 - hatsune (12/01/2012) [-]
#82 - Are batteries included? 12/01/2012 on I touch myself to type 0
#97 - Sounds kinky. 12/01/2012 on Wherg Hork! +7
#148 - I was startled there for a moment because I thought I had miss… 11/29/2012 on Almost made me tear +4
#198 - Yet not a kitchen to be found. 11/27/2012 on The Road 0
#77 - Christians. 11/27/2012 on Diamond 0
#356759 - Hey guys, if I watched One Piece twice then would it be Two Pi…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/26/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#356825 - craymore (11/26/2012) [-]
#356808 - hewenttojareds (11/26/2012) [-]
okay
#356792 - prochainezo (11/26/2012) [-]
#356772 - hatsune (11/26/2012) [-]
No.
User avatar #356771 - lickilicky (11/26/2012) [-]
3/10
#356765 - yusay (11/26/2012) [-]
#356764 - spojalec (11/26/2012) [-]
#130 - I thought those were doorknobs. Boy, did I get troll ed! 11/26/2012 on Amazing +10
#354777 - Pokemon 11/25/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... -2
#354728 - Hey, guys. It's been a while since I've made a post on her…  [+] (24 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#354823 - egotistical (11/25/2012) [-]
I streamed a province-wide sporting event... if that counts for shit

>Being the only one in an entire school to know how to do it..
#354802 - busterblader (11/25/2012) [-]
i fap,i eat, i eat while i fap so i can kill two birds in one shot, i made poo and clean myself and im proud about it, i fap again, play videogames and then i sleep......I'M LIVING THE DREAM
#354781 - redclover (11/25/2012) [-]
Spent two days out of town to visit my mom's family.
Decided to go to bookstore while I was there. Picked up a few volumes of the Spice and wolf manga that I didn't have yet. Read 2 of the volumes before going to sleep, toss books on nightstand. Wake up and go eat breakfast. While I'm eating breakfast, grandmaw decides to tidy up the room I'm sleeping in, sees the manga and sits down to thumb through it (she's always been curious about what a manga is since I always read them while I'm there). I walk back in and she's flipping through the pages where Holo is naked. I am no longer allowed to read manga at her house.
#354765 - fmylifer (11/25/2012) [-]
Not much happened this weekend for me. On thursday my grandparents came over for Thanksgiving, yesterday I broke up with my girlfriend and worked a little, this morning I went hunting with my dad and grandpa, and tomorrow I'm probably not doing shit once again. So, pretty boring overall.
User avatar #354772 - yusay (11/25/2012) [-]
>Broke up
>Hunted
>worked
>Boring

Compared to what? Do you ride dragons and save the world on a daily basis or something?
User avatar #354776 - boyddamilkman (11/25/2012) [-]
I ride dragon-bears... Excellent for the environment.
User avatar #354779 - yusay (11/25/2012) [-]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L3DMJB8yGM
User avatar #354783 - boyddamilkman (11/25/2012) [-]
If he's a bear, why does he need a horse?
User avatar #354785 - yusay (11/25/2012) [-]
We're humans and we have feet, why do we need cars?


Because we're lazy.
User avatar #354786 - boyddamilkman (11/25/2012) [-]
But bears don't have cars.
User avatar #354787 - yusay (11/25/2012) [-]
Which is why they need horses
User avatar #354774 - fmylifer (11/25/2012) [-]
Well, it was going to happen eventually anyway.
I usually hunt on the weekends
By work I mean I folded a bunch of flyers and mailed them, so not really "work"
#354761 - mogred (11/25/2012) [-]
Writing a paper for college
#354752 - azraelthemage (11/25/2012) [-]
Welp, I somehow managed to get Friday, Saturday, AND Sunday off. Yesterday, I just spent the day playing Hitman: Blood Money, and Today I spent my time on here while playing Shizune's route on Katawa Shoujo. That's about it.
User avatar #354753 - bamesjond (11/25/2012) [-]
By any chance, have you been playing Hitman through that Square Enix free-to-play thing? I only just heard about that, and it's piqued my interest.
#354755 - azraelthemage (11/25/2012) [-]
No, its the copy I bought a during summer at my local Gamestop for the PS2.
#354750 - bamesjond (11/25/2012) [-]
I've been playing Counter Strike and pining over the Trigun DVDs. Also I saw Wreck-it Ralph.
User avatar #354766 - yusay (11/25/2012) [-]
Too much Rule 34 ;__;
User avatar #354769 - bamesjond (11/25/2012) [-]
"I'm gonna wreck it! By which I mean your genitals"
#354748 - burnako (11/25/2012) [-]
But I like BLOP2
User avatar #354747 - ImmaAnteater (11/25/2012) [-]
I touched my penis a couple times....it was pretty rad.
User avatar #354758 - blastwave (11/25/2012) [-]
Dude, no way. So did I.
#354733 - hatsune (11/25/2012) [-]
#354729 - oOunrealOo has deleted their comment.
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User avatar #1 - zameckis (10/13/2012) [-]
greetings
User avatar #3 to #2 - zameckis (10/13/2012) [-]
why, hello there
pardon for my intrusion earlier

but, may i ask, are you by anychance, are well-versed in manga?


oh and by the way, nice hanako avatar you got there
User avatar #4 to #3 - ReturnDarkKnight (10/13/2012) [-]
Well, I'm not really all that familiar with manga as I am with anime. I only have about 6 or 7 complete manga in my files. My list that's from anime, however stretches past 300 or so (most I have not watched, but I've been on enough forums to kind of guess what they may be about). Most of them, I assume come from a manga. If you'd like, I could probably make up a list of some manga. Oh, and before I forget, what kind of genre are you looking for in particular?
#5 to #4 - zameckis (10/13/2012) [-]
i-i see.,.,. quite unfortunate for me
and no, i'm not looking for something here, i'm just.,.,.,
ah.,. nevermind

i apologize for bothering you
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